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[–]concussedYmir 133 points134 points ago

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It's the subtle vomiting that gets me.

[–]sina12345 42 points43 points ago

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That and the "OH GOD" as he looks down at his shit covered chest.

[–]Budddda 27 points28 points ago

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OH MAN

OH GOD!

OH MAN!

OH GOD!

OOH MAN!

OOOH GOD!

[–]Aszuul 5 points6 points ago

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he looks like he's about to leave at the end of the gif... he's in a shower... if there is any place that you'd want to be if you got shat on, it's in a shower.

[–]Grevian 4 points5 points ago

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but maybe a different shower than that one

[–]ricemilk 4 points5 points ago

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a more showery shower.

[–]Elba3 0 points1 point ago

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A nice, icey shower...

[–]schwab002 3 points4 points ago

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It's not that subtle, but it's certainly a nice touch.

[–]m1ndcr1me 62 points63 points ago

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And that is why you never look directly into a man's butthole.

[–]Dustintico 37 points38 points ago

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Do not look directly in the operational end of the device.

Or what?

THRRRP

[–]tllnbks 49 points50 points ago

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Thank god that's not a link.

[–]FuzzyLogic01 16 points17 points ago

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Not sure that's the only reason...

[–]herblette 15 points16 points ago

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It's not gay if you don't make brown eye contact?

[–]FuzzyLogic01 9 points10 points ago

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I think it's worth noting that judging by the black under their eyes they're supposed to be athletes, not prisoners. So showering together and slapping each other's ass. None of that gay shit like in prison.

[–]zackks 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, there's nothing latently homosexual about sports.

[–]TheFocusedOne 0 points1 point ago

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Says the person whose never heard locker room conversation.

[–]zackks 0 points1 point ago

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I typically left before the towel popping and butt-slapping-in-the-shower began.

;p

[–]mystikraven 1 point2 points ago

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You need more than one?

[–]bigfathairyman 1 point2 points ago

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When you stare into the butthole, the butthole stares back at you.

[–]Pantry_Entry -1 points0 points ago

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If you look long into a man's butthole, the butthole also looks into you. Nietzsche

[–]Oathdynasty 269 points270 points ago

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IAmA guy who hasn't taken a poop in.... AHCHOO.... nevermind

[–]remembernov5th 2 points3 points ago

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I hope more people discover this comment, it just made my weekend

[–]Oathdynasty 1 point2 points ago

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D'awwww thanks :D

[–]Bilibond 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Clit_Commander 61 points62 points ago

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2 boys 1 shower

[–]XavierMendel 8 points9 points ago

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Actually that's a gay porn series. Not that I'd know, of course.

Edit: It's actually "2 boys in a shower". :/

[–]kelou4 14 points15 points ago

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I like how he tries to walk away from the shower.

[–]Imsecretlyfapping 6 points7 points ago

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He was probably walking to a different shower. I wouldn't want to risk getting sprayed again.

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[–]bearsa113609 23 points24 points ago

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Not with PF Changs.

[–]Nightlight10 60 points61 points ago

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Source?

[–]scheides 613 points614 points ago

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It came from his butt.

[–]zzyzzyxx 19 points20 points ago

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That sounds like a bad horror movie. Or an awesome one. I can't decide.

[–]Crochetniac 5 points6 points ago

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All of the above.

[–]PoooShallNotPass 5 points6 points ago

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Some rice fell out of my mouth when I laughed just now.

[–]notaginger 3 points4 points ago

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your username is so ironic here

[–]CupcakesAreTasty 4 points5 points ago

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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Bravo sir, that is fucking hilarious!

[–]cu2r0 22 points23 points ago

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Best.Reply.Ever.

can't stop laughing

[–]hb_alien 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously, I have to wash my sheets now because I snotted all over them.

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[–]SticksAndBallz 5 points6 points ago

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ALL ABOARD THE DOWNVOTE TRAIN!!! CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!

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[–]meatblock 4 points5 points ago

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I love your innocence! Never change.

[–]CandleJaxx -2 points-1 points ago

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because fuck you that's why

[–]gibbyandthehaynes 14 points15 points ago

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well at least he was already in the shower

[–]woCcixelsyD 8 points9 points ago

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Ah, the old chocolate shotgun.

[–]KMart27 58 points59 points ago

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Ain't that some shit?

[–]Burlap6 3 points4 points ago

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You'd be getting many times more upvotes were this f7u12

[–]Epsilius 3 points4 points ago

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What a crappy situation.

[–]Wowbringer -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't find that meme funny at all, but it was so relevant that I made an exception.

[–]Budddda 6 points7 points ago

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I read "that I made an explosion"... mind butt blown!

[–]Spadle27 5 points6 points ago

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Why would he run out of the shower?

[–]rybones 3 points4 points ago

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Why am I laughing at this so much?

[–]geeyoffthehook 24 points25 points ago

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more like Ah-poo.

[–]BobtheBaconator 4 points5 points ago

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So fucking forced.

[–]Budddda 3 points4 points ago

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Don't start with poons!

[–]Trayf 3 points4 points ago

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Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[–]JayJay729 2 points3 points ago

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Did you hear what that asshole said?

[–]Aspro1890 2 points3 points ago

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That poop came out quite easily. We now know what USUALLY happens in that shower.

[–]ihategifs 2 points3 points ago

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[–]OriginalKaveman 2 points3 points ago

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no body asks where this came from but i shall enlighten all those who question. This gif comes from a video submitted to Tosh.0 for their segment of the show viewer video (i think that's what it's called, i'm pretty stoned) where people submit their highlarious videos to Tosh so he can put the funniest on the show. This gif just so happens to belong to one of these highlarious videos. The entire video is pretty much like this. The man in front and the man in back are showering. The man in front is rubbing his stomach and making an expression of extreme discomfort. Than he feels a sneeze coming. The man at the back looks over in weird curiosity. The man in front sneezes and BOOM a jet of diarrhea shoots out from the anus and covers the man in the back in the sweet and thick brown liquid of comic gold.

[–]Wr3nch 4 points5 points ago

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Looks like this guy
<sunglasses>
Has got his shit covered
YYYYEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[–]ShakyBonez 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like his shit has got this guy covered

FTFY

[–]fictionalsleep 15 points16 points ago

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Relevant. Why the fuck would anyone ever think this is real?

[–]Blacas 10 points11 points ago

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Who cares if its real or not this nearly made me wet my pants! And IMHO this has got to be one of the only times where the video doesn't do it justice....that gif on repeat...I could laugh at that all day!

[–]DownGoat 8 points9 points ago

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Nobody think its real, stuff can be funny even if it's acting.

[–]fictionalsleep 0 points1 point ago

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I agree, I think it's funny anyway. But you should look at some comments on the bottom.

[–]Aszuul 3 points4 points ago

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if it was real, there wouldn't have been a camera there.

[–]fictionalsleep 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, among many, many other things.

[–]Blacas 0 points1 point ago

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Comments on the bottom? Unintentional pun or missed by many?

[–]TheDroopy 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could upvote that guy for being called "ExtraFrenulum"

[–]pandatits 22 points23 points ago

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What a shitty way to start your day

[–]doness 3 points4 points ago

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What an asshole to go ruining a good day.

[–]Rudahn -1 points0 points ago

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I've had more than enough of your crap.

[–]phs1945 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't come here to clean this shit up.

[–]darkpontiac 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like the browns didn't make it to the Superbowl again..

[–]eristicham 1 point2 points ago

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Well that was a forced shot.

[–]letmehaveago 22 points23 points ago

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A guy pooped on another guy.

[–]rajuncagin -4 points-3 points ago

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He should've stopped talking shit.

[–]onlyonequickquestion -5 points-4 points ago

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Butt when I logged on and saw all the poo puns, I was bowled over.

[–]theNO1tom 0 points1 point ago

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Faece it, Reddit will never change.

[–]vaginamongerer -4 points-3 points ago

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shit puns? seriously?

[–]thelastgoodguy 0 points1 point ago

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Shit! Puns! Seriously!

[–]youdontknowme1010101 3 points4 points ago

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Why was he staring at the other guy in the shower in the first place?

[–]cthulueatsyou 25 points26 points ago

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Why was it being filmed in the first place?

[–]Waybye 15 points16 points ago

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THEN WHO WAS POO!??!

[–]thelukec 0 points1 point ago

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I accidentally out laughing! Touché.

[–]Crochetniac 0 points1 point ago

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He accidentally out closet.

[–]MrLocationUnknown 5 points6 points ago

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How loose is that mans anus?

[–]phs1945 1 point2 points ago

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Why was he sneezing in the first place?

[–]Aszuul 0 points1 point ago

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in the vid he says "ahhh... AHHH... AHHHCHOOO". so with sound it makes more sense.

[–]teh1337z 1 point2 points ago

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Well at least he's already in the shower

[–]ZeLittleMan 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you LEAVE the shower?

[–]Budddda 1 point2 points ago

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BUTT BLOWN!

[–]Bilibond 1 point2 points ago

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You know, if I HAVE to get pooped on, I would want it to be in the shower. Quick clean up and you don't ruin any clothes.

[–]HessianSoldier 1 point2 points ago

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[–]offie 3 points4 points ago

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oh shit. again? sorry about that bro

[–]ringolio 2 points3 points ago

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What a load of crap

[–]itsToTheMAX -1 points0 points ago

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upvote sir

[–]sleepingmonkey 3 points4 points ago

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CAN'T STOP WATCHING!!! Ah-Chooopsies!

[–]DamagingExcess 1 point2 points ago

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Why the fuck did he run out of the shower? It seems like he was in the best possible place for that to happen

[–]CopperKat 1 point2 points ago

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What enrages me is that he makes a move to walk the other way in order to deal with this. His first reaction should have been the fucking shower to his left.

[–]CannyThinkOfName 1 point2 points ago

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Holy fuck - cannot unsee that. >__<

[–]argleblarg 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW; NSFL; FU.

[–]lunk -3 points-2 points ago

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NSFL Tag! Good god, NSFL Tag.

[–]pansartax 10 points11 points ago

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Jesus christ man, it doesnt take much to offend you

[–]rb76543 10 points11 points ago

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seriously. apparently lunk never showers on burrito day.

[–]drummererb 1 point2 points ago

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It isn't even real. Settle down, Beavis.

[–]Flixified 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of that scene in Hall Pass...

[–]cleverlyannoying 3 points4 points ago

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Reminds me of that time I never saw Hall Pass...

[–]annoyinglyclever 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of wishing I didn't see Hall Pass...

[–]furyasd 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, so he already pooped, okey.

[–]Usershame 0 points1 point ago

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EW

[–]cherry313 0 points1 point ago

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that is the best place for that to happen,in the shower

[–]omnimatty 0 points1 point ago

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Shit just got real.

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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Chocolatey Goodness

[–]DoesNotDoPuns 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ceej1701 0 points1 point ago

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D:

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't expect to come across anything that would make me laugh today. A bleak outlook, I know, but I'm feeling much better now.

[–]SoLongAndThick 0 points1 point ago

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Why was he about to run away from the shower? That's where I would run to.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've never laughed so hard at someone else's wretched misfortune.

Reading the comments here is now making it impossible to stop laughing.

[–]librarySTYLE 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet baby Jesus.....

[–]bigfig 0 points1 point ago

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No!! (?)

[–]jman377355 0 points1 point ago

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This was on spacedicks about 2 weeks ago. Still funny as hell though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Copied from a scene from the movie Hall Pass, except that had a hot chick doing it.

[–]DownvoteAttractor 0 points1 point ago

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Serves him right for looking

[–]Jemmani 0 points1 point ago

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ahh-POO

[–]Fitux 0 points1 point ago

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At first i was like Omg O.o... and now i'm laughing

[–]limer -1 points0 points ago

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Ah-Chocolate

[–]missanon -2 points-1 points ago

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There's no way this is real. Who tapes themselves in the shower, and then runs away after getting shat on? I have a hard time believing this.

[–]TheTerminatorQc -2 points-1 points ago

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Fake and gay

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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All I could think of was "Hall Pass".

[–]Newredditak -1 points0 points ago

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Are you shitting (on) me!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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How is this on the front page? This was on Tosh like 2 years ago

[–]neodiogenes -1 points0 points ago

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NSFL tag please, thank you.

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[–]eBayRater 4 points5 points ago

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NO! We don't do reposts.

F-- DO NOT RECOMMEND

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[–]rb76543 7 points8 points ago

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oh come on, by the third time you should know to step to the side.

[–]pretendtofly -3 points-2 points ago

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NSFL.