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[–]splicerslicer 2 points3 points ago

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Somebody's got to say it. . .

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]DontBreatheThis 5 points6 points ago

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Snail trail

[–]sihnon 2 points3 points ago

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Was hoping for a different top comment than the last time this was reposted. We reposting comments as well now? ಠ_ಠ

[–]DontBreatheThis 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't know it was said / posted before. I'll delete it if it's such a big problem to you

[–]sihnon 1 point2 points ago

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Lol dont worry about it. I found it more amusing than annoying, although I did make the assumption that you had copied it. Sorry about that.

[–]ultrablastermegatron 1 point2 points ago

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reddit is a formula. in fact, I'm pretty sure this is purgatory.

[–]secret_message 1 point2 points ago

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This woman has tremendous skills. Is she dislocating her legs to do this? Women generally tend to be more flexible, but I can't imagine anyone ever doing this. Is she getting a rash? My brother used to do gymnastics and could do something similar. Lost the ability though. Sister still can.

[–]sanssomnia72 1 point2 points ago

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You don't say. How's your sister doing nowadays? Interests? Personal dreams? Turn-ons? You know just the usual stuff?

[–]Adaraposas 1 point2 points ago

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wonder how she is in bed...

[–]StickDoctor 2 points3 points ago

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Generally tired and rather sleepy.

[–]igotnolife 0 points1 point ago

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Id rather not

[–]tommygunnzzz 1 point2 points ago

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I think a girl doing a split is hottt, Not this time, not this time at all.

[–]Hime_Takamura 1 point2 points ago

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what are you supposed to do when you see that coming at you with a flower??

[–]apparentreality 0 points1 point ago

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She's gonna leave a stain.

[–]Zeliek 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sosb 0 points1 point ago

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She has style, but can she win in a race?

[–]shootinputin 0 points1 point ago

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ah God Bless the Internet!