So this lady got on the bus today, with her jar of Mayo and knife to eat it with.

cheezymadman · 11 months

PRE-DINNER MAYONAISSE.

Is good for you.

sterling_mallory · 11 months

Holy shit. Jokes aside, this is actually a woman riding the bus with a jar of mayonnaise.

A woman. Riding the bus. Eating a jar of mayonnaise.

quiznex · 11 months

But its made with Olive Oil! Its HEALTHY!!!

Autodidactic · 11 months

I've wanted to do something like this for a long time - take an empty jar of Mayo and half fill it with vanilla pudding (maybe lightly garnished with some crushed Oreos or something) and then just pull it out somewhere in public and start eating.

I'm going to have to remember the knife, it's a nice touch.

aceupyoursleeve · 11 months

She probably has a really sad life. Let's all make fun of her.

Defender · 11 months

My disgust level is over 9000.

DGer · 11 months

I used to work with a guy that would eat mayo packs all day long. He'd grab several handfuls from 7-11's condiment section in the morning. Then all day long he'd walk around with pockets full of mayo. He'd pull one out and and squirt the whole pack in his mouth. Then wait a few minutes and squirt another pack. All fucking day long. He was fat too.

ItWillBeMine · 11 months

It's possible that that's all she had to eat - at canned food drives and homeless shelters, you get what you get. And she kinda LOOKS like she COULD be homeless...right?

MKQ · 11 months

I think there's probably more wrong with her than being obese right? Even obese people tend not to eat mayo out of a jar with a serrated knife. On a moving bus. Based on that fact and the obvious fact that she's not taking care of herself in so many other ways, I have a feeling her her decision making skills on the whole are more impaired than just her food choices. So let's make fun of her.

madachup · 11 months

REDDIT stop taking incognito pics of people that have problems.....

How would you like it if someone publicly humiliated you with your shortcomings, we all have them, some people just struggle with physical struggles

ಠ_ಠ

TMoneyOK · 11 months

For the life of me I can't figure out why shes so obese.

XavierMendel · 11 months

I really cannot begin to think what's going through the minds of the redditors here. Didn't expect that? Listen the fuck up.

One time I didn't take any medication, got onto a bus and started cooking bacon with a lighter. Why? Because I'm fucking crazy and have been known to do crazy shit like that. I don't mean crazy like "oh lol I put cereal in the fridge I'm so crazy!!!1!". No, I mean "I just spent two days at a gas station convincing people I'm Elvis Presley and performing roadside concerts for money." (True story, earned about $300.)

The woman may not be within the same loopy circle as I am, but there's something wrong. Downvote me all you want, this isn't how you handle it. No sane person does this because they're sane. However, if you've lost control like some do, this is perfectly normal.

So reconsider your insults. If you reconsider and continue insulting, you're a dick and I hope you get stabbed with a sandwich.

TL;DR: Dirigible.

r0n0c · 11 months

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[deleted] · 11 months

Maybe the dude who can't shit needs to try this strategy.

Phredman · 11 months

Wolf Shirt. Instant upvote.

shampoocell · 11 months

There is an amazing point that some people manage to reach in their lives where they simply no longer give a fuck.

Rushel · 11 months

She's actually a deadly vietnamese assassin, codenamed Mayo, the mayo knife is her signature weapon and the mayo jar is her excuse to carry it around in public.

blueranger · 11 months

At least it isn't Miracle Whip. That would be disgusting.

[deleted] · 11 months

As a dietitian, I died a little inside

Paedin · 11 months

I know, she's fat, haha, eating mayo, she doesn't have a disease, she's just fat 'cus she likes to stuff her face or whatever, right, hivemind? But I'm looking at her and I see several signs of Prader Willi syndrome. Just putting that out there...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prader%E2%80%93Willi_syndrome

phrancois · 11 months

I can't imagine what she eats when she's not in public.

goobersmooch · 11 months

She appears to be relatively poor.

It might be all she has to eat.

r0n0c · 11 months

I believe those were pickles mixed in with it.

niladmirari · 11 months

I see people like that and think that eventually, if not right now, my tax dollars are going to pay for that persons medical bills.

Stir_the_pudding · 11 months

I'm really disappointed with all the comments and this post. First of all, I think mayo is healthy - see /r/keto or any low carb diet plan. Second, you don't know why she's doing this. It could be for gluttony, but it could be for health, or it could be that she has some mental health problem. Third, Why in the world make fun of her- because she's fat and an easy target? You think that fat people are all stupid or want to be like that or something and deserve to be made fun of publicly? Nice. Job. Not. Fuck you.

ItsNotAmanda · 11 months

Is this the #36 bus in Chicago?

Mister2 · 11 months

This kills the human.

No_Usernames_Left · 11 months

relevant naked fat guy eating mayonnaise out of a jar while watching a weird sculpture and wearing a fucked up cat mask.

chet_lemon_party · 11 months

I had a roommate in college who would freeze mayo and eat it like ice cream.

The worst part was that it wasn't even the nastiest thing she would eat on a regular basis. Her boyfriend used to yell at her for eating things that she found in the couch. Chips, goldfish, etc.

[deleted] · 11 months

Comments on appallingly obese human being

then returns to 30lb plate of bacon.

valis5 · 11 months

Dude, that's g'day up. But at a walmart that I used to shop at, there were 2 wheelchair people (one had their own, one used the store's) who used to go to the food court before they cruised around. Chicken strips, fries, burger, and a FUCKING TUB OF MAYO would see them through their browsing spree. Dip, dip, bite. Aisle after aisle.

TL;DR working for R.E.M. is demeaning to both clients and staff; also, I can't eat mayo without feeling sick.

dubbbya · 11 months

Wow, im sorry you had to see this. Homeless?

OrthoStice · 11 months

... Madison? All I care about is the route number.

myfrienddraws · 11 months

So, I asked my friend for rule 34 of this.

He Delivered (NSFW)

mareanguis · 11 months

Good thing you were there to take a picture of her in the act and post it on the internet!

masterblastercaster · 11 months

For some reason I figure she'd smell like a hard boiled egg.

Or like a mayonegg.

rossoneri13 · 11 months

did you consider the possibility that this woman might have some sort of mental disability?

f4hy · 11 months

Fuck you. I would do this if it were socially acceptable. People like you taking pictures and shit.

[deleted] · 11 months

I hate seeing stuff like this, I try to be heartless about things, but this just makes me feel bad for her.

Sygnon · 11 months

I wish i could make a joke but the small bit of humanity the internet has not crushed just makes me feel so incredibly sad for her.

tanmccuin · 11 months

That's a good Mayo. I stand by it.

AhnDukYoo · 11 months

Fuck all of you haters! Look at her smiling and enjoying her mayo and not bothering anyone. Go, Mayo Woman!!

testadellabolla · 11 months

I think I just threw up a little bit...

lamerx · 11 months

...Then like a total fucking douch bag you take her picture without her okay, then post it on the internet , again without her okay for the so0le purpose of making fun of her. Did you ever stop to think she is fucking sick? You are a douch bag r0n0c one day you will make fun of the wrong person and they will beat your fucking ass...i only wish someone would take a pic of that and post it.

Brosanity · 11 months

I saw this in the grocery store and wondered how delicious mayo with olive oil would be...this now answers my question and will go and pick it up with a knife in my hand...

whiteboy1190 · 11 months

She's always ready.

Bob_Chiquita · 11 months

Isn't there some kind of law about having weapons in public?

killayoself · 11 months

I like some mayo...but damn.

MrJimBeam · 11 months

Clearly, the inspiration for Shani's landlord in The Witcher 1. Everyone loves Granny's pickles and lard!

lotionsandcreams · 11 months

She's pretty much what I assume she'd look like by reading the title.

clmncry77 · 11 months

I do this - but with nutella, and a mothafuckin spoon

Sloloem · 11 months

She looks familiar, is this on the T?

500CID · 11 months

That's a lot of soap!

resident16 · 11 months

Hello miss lady.

ShutYourGoddamnMouth · 11 months

America... FUCK YEAH! Comin' again to save the muthafuckin day, YEAH!

[deleted] · 11 months

Isn't there a Ray Bradbury character who eats mayo straight up? She's an aging opera star if I remember correctly...

drfoxxx · 11 months

another reason why i drive everywhere.

BillyBBone · 11 months

Marry me!

PinkiePie · 11 months

Is that a CDTA bus?

jtoj · 11 months

Get the fuck outta here. Beyond disgusting.

MegaT · 11 months

I'd rather eat Cool Whip

tsuichii · 11 months

They mayonnaise has olive oil in it. It has to be healthy.

Manumitany · 11 months

Doesn't she know they sell long-handled spoons? Eating mayo with a knife is marginally dangerous.....

donwilson · 11 months

Open jar full of Mayo... ok.

With a knife... what the fuck.

acrocanthosaurus · 11 months

Well, what did you expect? For her to eat it using only her hands?

Don't be so disgusting.

thelowbrow · 11 months

Looking at this is making me nauseous.

karma_virus · 11 months

I thought that was a Magic: The Gathering enthusiast... and male.

SpaceMushroom · 11 months

Kids, let this be a warning to you. Work hard enough that you don't need to ride the bus. Or crazy mayo lady might stab you. Don't give her the chance.

darkviper039 · 11 months

Hmm this metro looks familiar what city is this in?

mk2vrdrvr · 11 months

America. FUCK YEAH

cureyourills · 11 months

At least it wasn't Miracle Whip.

TopspinTEC · 11 months

What if it was just grapes and yogurt to fuck with you?

cafenoir · 11 months

A friend of mine was sitting in class next to a girl who took a jar of mayo out from her bag and ate it with a spoon.

Mr_Titicaca · 11 months

Hipsters are way beyond our years...

likesthis · 11 months

This looks strikingly like a bus/demographic in Gainesville, FL.

PipingHotSoup · 11 months

To save undue wear and tear on your teeth, it's best to eat only soft foods, like frosting and mayonnaise. Trust me. I knew a dentist once.

cViolab · 11 months

hey... hey... poke all the fun you want, but at least she picked the one that's best for her heart... :)

builttocrash · 11 months

i just threw up in my mouth a little

bobafoote · 11 months

She obviously can't use the "it tastes like warm mayonnaise" excuse.

future203 · 11 months

I wonder what the guy up front packed for lunch, must have been a doozy!

YourYoureCorrector · 11 months

This really just makes me feel sad inside. :(

strangeones_ · 11 months

oh, england.

Spike69 · 11 months

People on the public bus, are just WEIRD!

DildoTeaBagins · 11 months

EW THAT IS NOT EVEN HELLMANN'S REAL MAYONNAISE.

[deleted] · 11 months

Well.... to be fair. At least its olive oil mayo. It only takes slightly longer to kill you.

monkeyvselephant · 11 months

Well, the knife doubles as a defensive weapon, what else would she use?

bpeters1 · 11 months

her blood type is may-O positive

MayoFetish · 11 months

My kind of lady!

fattymcjiggles · 11 months

I just threw up. Mayo has never been the same since i saw an obese toddler eating tablespoons of it....

Snip-Snap · 11 months

i have a camelbak with ketchup in it, please dont put me on reddit

BILLYMAYSWASHERE · 11 months

even though i like mayo on me sandwiches, i literally gagged thinking aboot eating it raw.

mattchu4 · 11 months

imagine the smell of her breath.

ProjectileHerpes · 11 months

I think I need to shower now.

wArchi · 11 months

its not even the good stuff ;(

Ikehitstina · 11 months

no amber lamps today 8(

[deleted] · 11 months

You wanna perhaps censor her face before you without her knowing put her picture on the internet and humiliate her?

[deleted] · 11 months

That looks like a Madison, WI bus... Is it?

edit: I looked through your past comments and you are in Madison! I'd recognize those seats anywhere!

undeddit · 11 months

Holy Shit! Please tell me this is in Fayetteville!

falken11 · 11 months

She's on the keto diet...

JupitersClock · 11 months

Where is the bread? Oh no...

tinycake · 11 months

At least it's the Olive Oil version....

torontoitguy · 11 months

Survival of the fitness.

aburger · 11 months

This is the whitest thing I've ever seen.

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