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[–]SuperChocolateBear 27 points28 points ago

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The realisation of the approaching vehicle in drummer girls face and not moving is hilarious.

  • "Naaaaah, he's my brother! Of course he won't run me over!"

[–]splntz 0 points1 point ago

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Think I saw this on Tool Time once. None the less hilarious.

[–]JeffK22 115 points116 points ago

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Move, bitch, get out the way.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

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"I'm doing 5 on the lawn way, so if you do the speed limit get the fuck outta my way"

[–]guninmouth 34 points35 points ago

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My favorite part is when he proceeds to steer at her at the end.

[–]aconcernedconsumer 24 points25 points ago

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While laughing manically.

[–]cornchips88 6 points7 points ago

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Mine too. You just know he's thinking "Fuck that bitch, she stole my Juicy Juice this morning. Time to make sure that doesn't happen again."

[–]owlet_monologue 1 point2 points ago

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That's funny, because that's the part that made me rage.

[–]mushyz 2 points3 points ago

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I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober and you about to get ran the FUCK over

[–]dawktrix 0 points1 point ago

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Causin' confusion, disturbin the Peace It's not an illusion, I'm runnin the greens......

[–]chopperdave47 31 points32 points ago

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John deere commercial

[–]corydangerous[S] 45 points46 points ago

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Nothing runs over your sisters like a Deere

[–]Irishfury86 18 points19 points ago

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They see me rollin'

they hatin'

[–]hubilation 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Bogidude 1 point2 points ago

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[–]corydangerous[S] 1 point2 points ago

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YES! Thank you! Probably my favorite "Holy shit! WTF!" moment from one of TV's greatest shows.

[–]itsprobablytrue 5 points6 points ago

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Can someone explain how a lawnmower got into an office, or why this bitch is on it?

[–]corydangerous[S] 5 points6 points ago

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This is from Mad Men. They had just signed John Deere, a very large account. The had some merchandise to test plus there was an obligatory 60's party to celebrate. Things got out of control, dumb girl can drive, the cheeky fellow loses a foot.

[–]o0DrWurm0o 0 points1 point ago

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I thought Mad Men was supposed to be a serious show...

[–]corydangerous[S] -1 points0 points ago

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It is, that's why this was such a WTF moment. I don't want to give any spoilers so all I can say is this had far reaching consequences.

[–]steamfolk 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if it's too soon or not, but I'll go with my gut reaction that it's never too soon. I'd go so far as to say the consequences will never be the same.

[–]Veggieleezy 0 points1 point ago

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I love when they're in the office later and they clean the blood off of the windows. Seriously out of left field, but hilarious.

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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Can't drive or not, don't all riding mowers have a mow/don't mow lever? Why would she ever have engaged it?

[–]corydangerous[S] -1 points0 points ago

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It's the 60's, New York didn't even pass a seat belt law until 1984. Consumer safety (especially at additional cost) was not a priority.

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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What about fuel efficiency? Pretty sure it uses a lot more energy with the belt engaged

[–]blackheartededitor -1 points0 points ago

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I'm sure the drunk secretary was thinking about fuel efficiency when she started driving the lawn mower at the office party.

You were joking, right?

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

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Haha no, I was wondering if the mowers of the time had the blades on/off option, in the interest of fuel efficiency

[–]LonelyNixon[!] -1 points0 points ago

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Can't drive or not don't all people of average birth have these things called feet that let them get the fuck out of the way of things? It's not like the lawnmower was fast or stealthy.

[–]undeadj 0 points1 point ago

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I felt bad for that guy. Lost his foot and his job. Doesn't seem right.

[–]Thzy 7 points8 points ago

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Isn't this from /r/beatingwomen?

[–]undeadj 1 point2 points ago

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It is and it is still funny.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Back....and to the left.

Back................and to the left.

[–]MisterHandy 5 points6 points ago

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As a parent, this is where you send Little Brother to his room while trying unsuccessfully not to laugh your ass off.

[–]mostavgguy 1 point2 points ago

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Seen it, still love it.

[–]HardHandle 1 point2 points ago

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I watch that and hear the girls scream every time. Much like always hearing the "thwump" in this: http://i.imgur.com/42ztc.gif

[–]JoeyBagadonuts123 3 points4 points ago

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damn hippies move before I run your panzy ass over with my new hummer!

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I was permabanned from 4chan for posting that.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 4 points5 points ago

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I spoke to guy that got permabanned from 4chan for posting a picture of cheese pizza.

It seems like it doesn't take that much to get banned from 4chan.

[–]djbehnke 2 points3 points ago

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He was probably using it to ask for child porn. Cheese Pizza = CP = Child Porn. A thread asking to see this is a request to see pictures of underage girls and boys being sexually abused. Not much really now that you think of it.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 1 point2 points ago

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The thought that someone would use cheese pizza for something so awful..

[–]randomsnark 0 points1 point ago

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it is for the best

[–]DaCeph -1 points0 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]karmadecayitfucker 8 points9 points ago*

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[–]Jedakiah 21 points22 points ago

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You've only been a redditor for two hours so it's completely fair that you haven't had a chance to read the rules of reddit (reddiquette) yet. But, you really should. Pay special attention to the very first rule:

[Don't] Complain about reposts.* Reddit is dynamic. People come and go, and there are hundreds of subreddits on the front page. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone else has, and a link's presence on the front page indicates there are a lot of people who haven't seen it before. If you feel it's been reposted, downvote it. The most repetitive content on reddit is "This is a repost." Think about that.

</ swarthy sarcasm>

[–]randomsnark 3 points4 points ago

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He's only been a redditor for a few hours, but he's clearly a novelty account dedicated to advertising his website. And complaining about reposts. While swearing.

[–]parlezmoose 6 points7 points ago

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Well I've never seen it. Upvoted!

[–]Tokeli 1 point2 points ago

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OH NO, FIVE MONTHS AGO, OFF WITH OP'S HEAD.

For fuck's sake, The rule isn't "Post this once and never ever post it again in the history of Reddit".

[–]Hippoish24 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously. This gif is older than the internet.

[–]phillyjerry 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite was "everyone's a critic"

[–]Just2UpvoteU -4 points-3 points ago

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wut

[–]Sajun 1 point2 points ago

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Repost, but fuck this shit is still funny.

[–]moonman 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, Mr. Tambourine man. Play a song for m.."

SLAYER!!

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[–]Jollybannanna -1 points0 points ago

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Your stomach can't handle it.

[–]raggistan 1 point2 points ago

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I can't upvote it because I saw it on /r/beating women first :(

[–]jjandre 1 point2 points ago

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Pow pow powerwheels, pow powerwheels.

[–]CygnusVismundCygnus 1 point2 points ago

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Was expecting bioshock for some reason.

[–]Godphree 1 point2 points ago

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More like 2-0, I'd say.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking hippies!

[–]NONSENSICALS 0 points1 point ago

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SO many reposts of this.

[–]acman319 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BlackPride 0 points1 point ago

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My god! This child has already accomplished so much, in such a short life.

[–]kulomascovia 0 points1 point ago

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Is this an x-post from r/beatingwomen?

[–]WakingDreamz 0 points1 point ago

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"Damn hippies, GET A JOB!"

[–]WrongCatchPhrase 0 points1 point ago

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Looks legit.

[–]kerbango666 0 points1 point ago

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Obligatory "Bitch, I'm a bus" comment/reference.

[–]tHeSiD 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch I'm on a tractor!

FTFY

[–]RBeck 0 points1 point ago

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I like how at the end he turns the wheel toward the one on the ground.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've found the guitar I've waited my whole life for.

[–]ablebodiedmango 0 points1 point ago

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Fratricide is fun (tm)

Sidenote, I always wanted one of those mini electric cars when I was a kid. I always imagined the joy of being stuck in traffic, even then.

[–]espanabarca 0 points1 point ago

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It wasn't as funny as /r/beatingwomen.

I'm not saying the gif isn't funny, I'm just saying it's amazing how the same gif gets a completely different response when placed in a different subreddit and with a different title

[–]corruptio 0 points1 point ago

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And proof that the Grand Theft Auto series is detrimental to our young.

[–]Hedgey 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing runs like a deer!

[–]tryingtobefriendly 0 points1 point ago

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Pow Pow Power Wheels

[–]avlagrath 0 points1 point ago

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Actually this is a John Deere Gator =] I work on the stupid things all day...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What if they had been run over by that thing? To what degree would that hurt?

[–]CrushandKill 0 points1 point ago

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I had a John Deere Tractor exactly like that when I was a kid. Except I had to pedal to make mine go.

[–]option_i 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the sequel to "The Good Son" will be based on real life this time around.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love how as the girl on the cooler falls to little bro's left, he starts to turn the wheel in that direction. He was definitely not fucking around.

[–]runningostriches 0 points1 point ago

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God damn I still want a Power Wheels 30 years later.

[–]ShaBoopaDoop 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this in a more respectable sub.... /r/beatingwomen

[–]Karaoke_Kitten -1 points0 points ago

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And the winner of Funniest Home Videos is...............!

[–]yellowrosez -2 points-1 points ago

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This kid needs a whuppin'. Seriously!

[–]RicoGrande -1 points0 points ago

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This kid is my hero.

[–]FRABAR -1 points0 points ago

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I remember this being in r/abusingchildren or whatever it was (don't want to look it up), and everyone downvoted it to hell. Funny how a different title and subreddit changes everything.

[–]Ahoyreddit -1 points0 points ago

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This is me if I had two sisters, instead of two brothers.

[–]That_guy137 -1 points0 points ago

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Tracers ou ar!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Title is a true Sagatism

[–]papamanchui -1 points0 points ago

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Who else read this as Little Brother (-1), Big Sisters (-0)?

[–]folhowk -1 points0 points ago

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I believe this was in r/beatingwomen

[–]pancho87 -1 points0 points ago

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he was like "stop singing that justin biever song bitches"

[–]Lemoribond -1 points0 points ago

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this is an x/post from r/wifebeating. Funny how it got so much hate there and so much love here.

[–]luvcrunch -1 points0 points ago

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I have been (innocently) run over much like the girl sitting on the cooler with one of those things - it's more painful than you think ...

[–]jekingtrucker -1 points0 points ago

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I don't always run over my sisters, but when I do, I use a DEERE!

[–]Povidius -1 points0 points ago

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For a moment, I thought this was /r/beatingwomen

[–]Timbo15 -1 points0 points ago

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Originally I read that as minus 1, and was like wtf, he def won that one. Haha

[–]Vaynax -1 points0 points ago

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This is so cute! So funny how they stop and stare, and the boy just laughs as he drives through

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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This was on r/beatingwomen man, is that where you found it? Be honest.

[–]corydangerous[S] -1 points0 points ago

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No, seriously, no. I don't partake in the sub-reddit. Long story, but I've seen the damages that kind of thing does to a person.

[–]reaper325 -2 points-1 points ago

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That maniacal and childish happiness is only achieved when plowing the lady folk. This kid is well on the way towards learning this.

[–]DaCeph -2 points-1 points ago

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xposted from r/beatingwomen?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Troll face version.

http://twitpic.com/68oret

[–]tk425 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]I_give_insults -2 points-1 points ago

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Minus zero? Really? Has Reddit become this retarded?

[–]Theon 0 points1 point ago

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Dashes, how do they work?

[–]I_give_insults -1 points0 points ago

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I agree. Somebody should dash their heads in humiliation for stupidity.

[–]Sidetracked_a_lot -5 points-4 points ago

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So isn't the big sister winning? She has 0 and an the little brother has -1

[–]FraggotMan -5 points-4 points ago

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OH HEY THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER SEEN THIS ON THE INTERNET EVER ESPECIALLY ON REDDIT FRONT PAGE..............THIS WEEK