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[–]toupare17 2 points3 points ago

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I just look. Works best when with the gf then you can say "look honey aren't those nice"

[–]fatherwhite 1 point2 points ago

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Shit, even if I'm not with my girlfriend I usually walk around the store. If anyone gives you a weird look I just find a worker and politely say "All the chicks in here are hot."

[–]chason_htx 1 point2 points ago

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Next time grab some merchandise, ask to use the fitting room. Fap in privacy, preferably wearing said merchandise.

[–]tuklhos 1 point2 points ago

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I look and say " I gotta get me one of these!" It gets a smile 8% of the time.

[–]jon850 1 point2 points ago

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You're much more diplomatic than me. I just look. You could always go in there and pretend to be a sales assistant. "Would you like me to help you try on that lace lingerie, madam?"

[–]auronvi 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that, I walk into the dressing room and shake hands with people!

[–]tcct 0 points1 point ago

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You're not fooling anyone.

[–]piyokochan 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a girl and I do this...

[–]ryobiguy 0 points1 point ago

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Go in the store, pick something out and say: "Do you have this in child size?"