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[–]npnth 70 points71 points ago

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How the hell did that get a 61%?

[–]elyankee23 41 points42 points ago

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The American school system. WE ALL GO TO COLLEGE!

[–]I3gumbyI3 9 points10 points ago

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I wonder the same thing. I knew a kid in my spanish class translate his paper using Babelfish. One paragraph, he accidentally translated it to French. Somehow he got a B on it...

[–]PatronofSnark 10 points11 points ago

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I once turned in the completely wrong assinment.

Got an A-

[–]rabidmunks 8 points9 points ago

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Makes you wonder if an "F" paper is just sticky-note smeared with feces

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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You still get at least 20% for that.

[–]sunkenOcean01 1 point2 points ago

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THE FUCK?! I put a hell of a lot of effort into mine and got a 59%. Okay, well, more effort than this fuck. :( Maybe it was because I was in AP and my paper was about zombies, but fuck, man...

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Your teacher said 'page is to big'... you should add an o, circle it with red ink, and hand that back to her.

[–]froginator1469 2 points3 points ago

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I saw that too. I was like "You're obviously an English teacher... and yet you don't know which to/too to use??"

[–]I3gumbyI3 1 point2 points ago

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Or at the end where it says, "please see after class..." Then when he doesn't show up and she gets pissed, "It doesn't say to see you after class".

[–]HawrdCoar 21 points22 points ago

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this is mega old, but a classic so ill upvote.

[–]LedZeppelin18 9 points10 points ago

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This is the funniest thing I've ever read.

[–]VeryStrangeHat 8 points9 points ago

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No matter how you look at this, everyone comes across as an idiot.

[–]EsquilaxHortensis 7 points8 points ago

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The part with the "written threat" had me struggling, unsuccessfully, to not audibly giggle while at work.

[–]oentje13 14 points15 points ago

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Works cited:

Tubgirl.com

That poor, poor teacher.

[–]Bonesaw09 5 points6 points ago

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god, i miss high school...

[–]bendu 4 points5 points ago

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I don't think the Greeks invented anal, they just turned it into an Olympic sport.

[–]JmizzleDizzle 2 points3 points ago

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He would have passed if he used 5 less swear words.

[–]Certus 3 points4 points ago

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You will all be happy to know that Mr. Freeman graduated from MIT with a Ph.D. degree in Theoretical Physics...

[–]shreym13 3 points4 points ago

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I lost it at the poem.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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here's the guy who wrote it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCzxTzof_Pk

[–]SeantotheRescue 1 point2 points ago

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[–]calvinvle 1 point2 points ago

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Keep an eye out for this kid, he's gonna take your car stereo one night...

[–]Dizmn 1 point2 points ago

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Pleassse SSSssssseeee me.... affffter classss, Misssster Free... Man.

[–]CorporateGiant 1 point2 points ago

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I cried a little when you talked about Dr.Dre and the tooth paste lmfao

[–]Frumbot 6 points7 points ago

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I'm fairly certain this is fake. The cursive is clearly done by someone who isn't used to writing in cursive, and the teacher wrote "funny" and drew a happy face at one bit. Also it got 61%, so yeah.

[–]copoisoning 0 points1 point ago

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i've had teachers who had shitty cursive. one was my handwriting teacher. ironies!

[–]jezmck 0 points1 point ago

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This is surely fake.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Your teacher spelled "to" instead of "too" on the third page. I find it hard to believe an actual english/writing teacher would misspell something like that.

[–]TuriGuiliano 0 points1 point ago

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Page 3: The teacher used the wrong form of "too"

[–]CainTheHoradrim 0 points1 point ago

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As old as the internet. Dayumn.

[–]L-user 0 points1 point ago

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I think the funniest part is he/she/it used www.tubgirl.com as a reference

[–]thebehem0th 0 points1 point ago

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61% and cited tubgirl. i hope to go the teach went there

[–]redditor85 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope that poor teacher didn't go check the tubgirl source. God, just typing it makes me feel dirty.

[–]slickboarder89 0 points1 point ago

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yayessay.ytmnd.com

[–]BracedPolecat 0 points1 point ago

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this definably was ANALized correctly if you ask me.

[–]ma5haga 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad the teacher is actually a teenage boy with bad grammar and worse cursive.

[–]jessicatron 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, I love this. I've had it saved on my compy for years. BEST. REPORT. EVER.

[–]Jekrel 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wondered what would happen if I put goatse in my works cited...

[–]Wernerslug -1 points0 points ago

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so yea i read it with a friend and it is definitely worth working through that wall of text to get to all the good shit. kudos to you, my good sir.

[–]kfrizz -4 points-3 points ago

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TL;DR

[–]fillie -2 points-1 points ago

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Wow. The TA grading it can barely write and made some gaping grammatical errors. American Education FTW!

[–]markevens -3 points-2 points ago

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Should have gotten 0%.