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[–]teeker95 54 points55 points ago

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This shit is bananas.

[–]justthrowmeout 31 points32 points ago

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Thanks to Gwen I will never again misspell bananas.

[–]psiphre 8 points9 points ago

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i know how to spell bananananananananana, i'm just not sure when to stop.

[–]Adelaidey 10 points11 points ago

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Stop when you get to Batman!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My grandpa used to use this joke. I just assumed it was something he made up. Thanks for the nostalgia!

[–]minawasena 0 points1 point ago

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this is how i even knew how to spell bananas

[–]KingRazor 12 points13 points ago

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bee aye en aye en aye es!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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ole!

[–]donbvonb 6 points7 points ago

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heeeey macarena

[–]tobiasfuck 7 points8 points ago

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bananananas

[–]spazzmckiwi 0 points1 point ago

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do dooooooooo, do do do

[–]SwollenOstrich 61 points62 points ago

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LET THE ARMPIT SPEAK!

[–]jonmon6691 11 points12 points ago

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armpitfart.gif

[–]SolidSquid 7 points8 points ago

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If only that gif had sound :(

[–]abenton 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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I know what you're stinkin.

[–]Mr_Niche 15 points16 points ago

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So please stop the reeking.

[–]nodefense 12 points13 points ago

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And wash all your damn shirts!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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wash wash darling

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago

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It tastes like tofu

[–]lisabadcat 5 points6 points ago

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It must be a Secret.

[–]klsi832 1 point2 points ago

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Smells like Teen Spirit.

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 1 point2 points ago

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Right, keep your guard up.

[–]scrimsims 4 points5 points ago

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This made me laugh far more than is sane.

[–]ObnoxiousCritic 2 points3 points ago

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Same. Even funnier, it was on a 3 second delay for me. Surprise laughter, which makes me laugh even more. Haha, sane.

[–]onlyblue 0 points1 point ago

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Ditto! I laughed way more than I probably should have at this.

[–]muellkonto 22 points23 points ago

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I was about to comment, "... I know just what you're thinking!" as a joke from the song, but then I remembered that she sang that song, and that was the point of the title being relevant to the image. Maybe I should do my redditing when I'm more awake.

[–]schoolairplane 3 points4 points ago

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thought she was cool, then named her kids kingston and zuma, and i said wtf thats bananas

[–]geogle 2 points3 points ago

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to be fair, that armpit never shuts up.

[–]TheHuffness 4 points5 points ago

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I know just what you're stinking

[–]decodersignal 0 points1 point ago

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Don't shave me cause it hurts!

[–]mate0 4 points5 points ago

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Very naice!

[–]Bear-skin 11 points12 points ago

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I will look upon your treasures, gyspy. This is understood?

[–]DifferentOpinion1 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Borat? I read that in Borat voice. Then I saw him licking her armpit.

[–]cacildz -5 points-4 points ago

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"Naice" LOL Latin?

[–]StonednDrunk 2 points3 points ago

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I think thats Borat. LOL

[–]OrangesandOranges 1 point2 points ago

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Aye how bout some love for shoulder guy?

[–]chingchongmakahaya 1 point2 points ago

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It's amazing how I knew this was going to be about her when I read the title

[–]betterthanastick 1 point2 points ago

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But I still love to wash in your old bathwater!

[–]DifferentOpinion1 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that supposed to be "I'd drink your bathwater?"

[–]ronnyboy 1 point2 points ago

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No doubt gwen was cooler in the 90's

[–]thenepenthe 1 point2 points ago

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No doubt!

[–]DisorderlyConduct 1 point2 points ago

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Indubit....dubib..... bit..ly.. for shizzle!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is weird because I just started playing this song on repeat about a week ago, for absolutely no reason.

[–]gybryant 3 points4 points ago

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Ooh, armpit - you breaf stink!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed out loud at this.

[–]loNer07 1 point2 points ago

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this is hilarious!

[–]huckfinn5891 1 point2 points ago

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Don't stink! I know just what your reakin'!

[–]pikacz 0 points1 point ago

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thanks, i now remembered that i have to trim mine

[–]soykommander 0 points1 point ago

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i cant believe i laughed at that

[–]flugtard 0 points1 point ago

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You know those pictures that just cause you to lose it?

Yeah, I think I've just found mine

[–]viralplatipuss 0 points1 point ago

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Best post of the day.

[–]wartsarus 0 points1 point ago

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No doubt! Y u no release new album?

[–]strazzerj 0 points1 point ago

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I know what you're saying

[–]plexxonic 0 points1 point ago

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I'd fuck it.

[–]misterpok 0 points1 point ago

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New album due out soon, I think?

[–]omfgIWishIWasDeep 0 points1 point ago

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LMFAO. That is all.

[–]crackox 0 points1 point ago

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Now I have an inexplicable urge to dig my nose.

[–]RevRound 0 points1 point ago

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After all these years I still hate that song

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What's a shharmpit?

[–]norris528e -5 points-4 points ago

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She's a filthy looking hoodrat now, but back in the day Gwen was hot and No Doubt was good band. Tragic Kingdom was fucking solid.

[–]elwang 5 points6 points ago

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Actually, saw her touring with No Doubt just last year, and believe me, she and they are still great.

[–]moonlapse 3 points4 points ago

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What the hell is this wizardry!? Gwen is playing with no doubt? That is wonderful, the stupid asshat should never have left. I like to imagine that all the good musicians offing themselves, gwen becoming a dick and going solo, among other factors, is what killed the music industry and now leaves us with JBieb.

[–]DisorderlyConduct 1 point2 points ago

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To you sir, I gas. For shame. That's right, shame gas to you.

[–]dylanfarnum -2 points-1 points ago

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I know just what you're thinking.

[–]ThatGameWhereYouBarf -2 points-1 points ago

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So please stop explaining.

[–]WiteOut -1 points0 points ago

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Don't tell me cuz it hurts

[–]brittanysodd -1 points0 points ago

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no no DON'T SPEAK!

[–]itmustbejj -2 points-1 points ago

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How the fuck did this make the top page? Jesus.....

[–]thenepenthe -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder how many redditors won't get this at all.

[–]isaac-newton -2 points-1 points ago

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Sharmpit? Is this like the update of the Sharpie?