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I'd hit that [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]weatherseed 228 points229 points ago

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Looks like someone already did.

[–]doublen00b 19 points20 points ago

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Yeah I always told people I had a cock like a bat, now I guess they'll finally believe me.

[–]my79spirit 9 points10 points ago

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I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it with a wiffle ball bat

[–]Ekipstonmai 5 points6 points ago

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So I'm on the run, the cop's got my gun.

[–]flinxsl 2 points3 points ago

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right about now its time to have some fun

[–]Ekipstonmai 1 point2 points ago

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The King Adrock, that is my name and I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.

[–]thisismydayjob 1 point2 points ago

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We rode for six hours then we hit the spot

[–]arwenkinneas 0 points1 point ago

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the beat was bumpin and the girlies was hot

[–]Ekipstonmai 0 points1 point ago

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This dude was staring like he knows who we are

[–]THE_PENIS_TRUCK 6 points7 points ago

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I WARNED HER

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[–]ordinaryrendition 7 points8 points ago

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Don't look now, but you might be a terrible person.

[–]piratepixie 61 points62 points ago

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Is'nt she some kind of specific pornstar that gets put in fake casts and then gets fucked? I'm pretty sure i've seen this before on Reddit.

[–]EZReader 154 points155 points ago*

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On the cast-ing couch?

...I'll just let myself out.

[–]BbIT 12 points13 points ago

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This was upvoted more than the original comment because we've all seen that god damned black couch and the outie belly button before.

[–]Spunky48 20 points21 points ago

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It's been on reddit. There was a whole album.

[–]red-it 6 points7 points ago

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For the love of god, what hasn't been on Reddit.

[–]frenzyboard 24 points25 points ago

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I was going to say, "Your mom." but then I went to /r/gonewild.

Then to /r/spacedicks. She was popular there.

[–]red-it 11 points12 points ago

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I think you would also have to go to /r/necrophilia

[–]frenzyboard 5 points6 points ago

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Oh, she's into fucking dead guys now too?

[–]bass85 7 points8 points ago

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Dude!

Line!

watch the line!

[–]frenzyboard 3 points4 points ago

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This is Reddit. Not dodge ball.

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 3 points4 points ago

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Yes. There is a full set of nudes of this chick floating around. I remember seeing them once before.

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[–]piratepixie 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sure someone else does. I don't really bookmark porn.

[–]ijones 18 points19 points ago

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http://www.fantacast.com/picarchive03.html

[–]mopecore 10 points11 points ago

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This is among the weirder fetishes I've seen.

[–]Ryan2468 0 points1 point ago

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I remember there was a gay guy on Jerry Springer who got turned on by wearing casts. Like he would wear them during sex and that.

[–]walom 0 points1 point ago

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OMG download all the pics!!

[–]Describes_NSFW_Links 141 points142 points ago

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This is an image of a girl sitting in a wheelchair in a cast covering her chest and legs. The cast is signed by many people is colorful marker and she is smiling. There is a gap in the cast where her genitals are and she only had a dish towel covering them. Also, there is a kitten sitting on her shoulder.

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points ago*

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Oh wow, there is a kitten in that picture.

[–]donaldcaps 39 points40 points ago

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I had to go back and look.

[–]formerteenager 6 points7 points ago

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Sure, you just had to.

[–]Doxep 1 point2 points ago

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Well, you got the pussy you wanted by clicking on a NSFW pic.

[–]Fourbits 4 points5 points ago

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I'd say this is the one true purpose of that novelty account.

[–]Golameister 0 points1 point ago

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How could you miss that pussy?

[–]hepafilter 0 points1 point ago

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Well, the kitten is dead now.

[–]I_Post_Drunk 8 points9 points ago

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Most useful novelty account ever.

[–]WiglyWorm 14 points15 points ago

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TIL there is a kitten in that picture.

[–]shadus 1 point2 points ago

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comment thief! but yah... no shit, didn't notice the kitten at all.

[–]LEIFey 2 points3 points ago

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Take an upvote for providing a valuable service.

[–]Incendio 0 points1 point ago

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no one answered.

[–]GrinchMcScrooge 1 point2 points ago

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Also someone left their phone number as 867-5309 on her right leg.

[–]OMW 4 points5 points ago

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...and signed it Jenny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkpGQUflBwU

[–]Federalbigfoot 1 point2 points ago

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You, sir, are the internet complement to early-cable scrambled porn. You are a great hero to this nation and you should be proud.

[–]StonednDrunk 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for showing me the kitten.

[–]lundah 0 points1 point ago

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Most useful novelty account ever. Thanks!

[–]JerkyChew 37 points38 points ago

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DAE notice Mike Patton's name on her left thigh? That explains a lot.

[–]brawl 6 points7 points ago

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First thing I saw.

[–]jonny_anchovy 2 points3 points ago

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would love to hear the story behind this....

[–]dtwhitecp 3 points4 points ago

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I imagine it's a relatively common name and it's not the Mike Patton that signed it.

[–]hspecial 0 points1 point ago

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For entertainment's sake, let's just go ahead and assume it is the real Mike Patton.

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[–]hspecial 0 points1 point ago

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That's all fine, I have nothing against Wolfmother. It would be cool if Mike Patton signed my leg though. I don't understand the downvotes.

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[–]hspecial 0 points1 point ago

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On purpose. He is an entertaining fellow. I like when people I like do things I don't like... maybe I'm a sadist.

[–]Browniemac85 0 points1 point ago

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I saw Chris Brown's. That explains more.

[–]DoctorMiracles 19 points20 points ago

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There is a series of pics with the same lady and seemingly the same day/location, where she shows a lot more. I'd google them but I'm lazy.

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[–]JohntheShrubber 7 points8 points ago

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You're doing the lord's work here, son.

[–]tiny_mars_humans 5 points6 points ago

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Wow, that really escalated there at the end.

[–]cravf 2 points3 points ago

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Almost wasn't a /b/ thread there for a second.

[–]uberwolf0 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks.... I think.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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I'm partially aroused and partially terrified.

[–]ModernRonin 0 points1 point ago

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You have the weirdest boner? ;]

[–]DerpsMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, I knew I should have stopped reading that while I was ahead!

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[–]slurpme -1 points0 points ago

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I never thought of Patrick Stewart as being lazy before...

[–]dsac 5 points6 points ago

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"you're clumbsy!"

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[–]elkranger01 14 points15 points ago

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she has a cute pussy

[–]clam_chips 12 points13 points ago

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And only a $1000 vet bill

[–]tqdomains 4 points5 points ago

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OMG! Did the Penis-Wrist guy get to her?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I think Mark already did...

[–]deku 2 points3 points ago

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nom nom nom nom

[–]Ni_Cho 1 point2 points ago

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the fuck..

[–]_R2-D2_ 1 point2 points ago

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She had Snoo-Snoo.

[–]AFilthyJew 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck is going on here?!

[–]ballstein 1 point2 points ago

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Rarely does Reddit confuse me, but this is one of those times.

[–]Faquarl 1 point2 points ago

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Can't help but notice that most of the signatures are guys. Did they all do her and then sign?

[–]snoballs 1 point2 points ago

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what the hell man!

[–]heyyyyybrother 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant!

[–]BlackMansPlatypus 0 points1 point ago

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Awww they gave it a little kitten!

[–]spit334 0 points1 point ago

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There is a phone number on the cast.

[–]shaunc 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, Tommy Tutone's.

[–]sharked 0 points1 point ago

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Something simliar happend to me when I had to go to the planet Amazonia and was sentenced to death by snu snu.

[–]WorkSafeJohn 0 points1 point ago

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This chick is a fetish porn model i'm pretty sure.

[–]BloatedJellyfish 0 points1 point ago

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theres a phone number on her leg........ calling

[–]botabota 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, first thing i noticed was the cat....

[–]escapist87 0 points1 point ago

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Here here.

[–]BeaverMischief 0 points1 point ago

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this is so fake its making me fart uncontrollably

[–]Incendio 0 points1 point ago

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Strangely aroused.

[–]Cursed_Avenger 0 points1 point ago

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I wanted to make a pun about how she's another victim of "insert ridiculous sexual postion"...but I can't recall the name of it...

[–]JumboNess 0 points1 point ago

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I love her boyfriend "Mark".

[–]deaddoza 0 points1 point ago

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Mike Patton? mr bugle? signed her cast?

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[–]hspecial -1 points0 points ago

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Same to you: ctrl+f before you post.

[–]AllDesperadoStation 1 point2 points ago

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Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton Mike Patton

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[–]hspecial 1 point2 points ago

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k

[–]ledzep4life 0 points1 point ago

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I hit it.....with my truck.

[–]Exulted -1 points0 points ago

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Can;t run away

[–]40_watt_range -1 points0 points ago

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Dude, Mike Patton signed her cast.

[–]hspecial -2 points-1 points ago

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protip: ctrl+f before you post.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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...

[–]therant -2 points-1 points ago

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Staged as hell, but a good shooting session nevertheless.

[–]supersonic00712 -2 points-1 points ago

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I'd hit that like an angry norse god.

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