From: Encyclopedia Dramatica

Reddit (aka 4chan with a condom) is a Digg-clone news aggregation website for pseudo-intellectuals, leftarded Computer Science majors, Liberal pussies and hipsters who feel that having a superior "Karma Score" increases your chances of getting laid. It was founded by two hippie douche bags that were high on weed and wanted to "stick it" to Kevin Rose. In October 2006, the owners sold out to some big company. This means that they are now a bunch of poser faggots.

Reddit.com is a sweltering hole of pig shit and unfunny memes. Its user base consists entirely of Liberal God-less faggots who would gladly take a wad of cum to the face from President Obama if the opportunity ever presented itself. The Liberal Butthurt Syndrome exhibited by Redditors is so well-defined that some of them have even taken to editing this article in order to cut out all the nasty bits about Liberals... only to find out that their butthurt edits get reverted by the undo button after a few minutes. Discussion on reddit usually consists of one party expressing a leftist viewpoint, the next person agreeing with that viewpoint and a third person making a pun out of the original post. After this point, we hit tldr where it dissolves into a massive circlejerk and an orgy of confirmation bias and self-reaffirmation. To receive karma on Reddit, one must have the political views of an angst-riddled pseudo-socialist college teenager who regularly visits Infowars.com and discusses the perils of corporatism over coffee at Starbucks. While Reddit often complains about Digg stealing their content, its users blatantly ignore the fact that most of its posts are reposts from 4chan and links to the Daily Kos. It must be noted that Reddit is also a propaganda website for Hamas and that its gaming section consists of nothing but nostalgia circlejerks and posts about how Valve is the best company evar.

Hipsters

It is no secret that Reddit is full to the brim with pretentious chic-look-loving hipsters. Once upon a time, hating on hipsters actually used to be a cool thing to do on Reddit, but now... because everyone else is doing it, your common Reddit douchebag feels as if "hipster bashing" has become far too mainstream. So, being the counter-cultural vintage fucks that they are, Redditors now come out in defense of Hipsters, as shown in the comment screencapped in the image below. While defending the hipster subculture, your regular Reddit fucktard will pretend as if he an unbiased observer, even though it's pretty clear to anyone who has two brain cells to rub together that the poster is most likely a V-neck-top-wearing-thick-rimmed-glasses-loving cunt who is sitting in front of a Mac.

Being a Dickhead's Cool !

Reddit Hates Jews

No, seriously - they really do. Bring this point up and the pro-Muslim lobby on Reddit will quickly tell you that hating Israel does not make you an anti-semite. Here is how a typical conversation about antisemitism unfolds on Reddit.

Redditor 1: The Jews control the media and Hitler was right to try and exterminate the bastards.

Redditor 2: Eh... you're being an anti-semite!

Redditor 3: Hating Israel does not make you an anti-semite.

Redditor 2: What? I never said it did?! He was talking about the Jews controlling the media and Hitler being right!

Redditor 4: Nice try, Mossad.

Redditor 2: The fuck?

Redditor 3: Hit the road Zionist shill.