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[–]crod242 160 points161 points ago

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This is misleading. It's more like someone calling you on the phone every other day and saying "Hey, man, GRAPES! Have you heard of grapes?!?" I don't have anything against grapes, but stop fucking calling me.

[–]RimJaynor 5 points6 points ago

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Got any staples?

[–]mrhorrible 6 points7 points ago

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Staples?? Don't you mean WAFFLES?!

HA HA HA HA!

[–]spoonsandswords 17 points18 points ago

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I think you missed a few steps in that joke.

[–]TheGreatSzalam 1 point2 points ago

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I think by "missed" you meant "mercifully skipped".

[–]ptrostli 1 point2 points ago

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Happy cake day!

[–]LaughingMan42 6 points7 points ago

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HA HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

HA.

[–]TenthUsername 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the only person who knew this was the one who told me this joke . Great job.

[–]DBuckFactory 0 points1 point ago

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This is my girlfriend's favorite joke. It makes me want to punch her face.

[–]docko 0 points1 point ago

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AH, ya got any gum?

[–]Prophet92 1 point2 points ago

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I know, but, seriously, HAVE you heard of grapes? Because they are god damn delicious. Just sayin'.

[–]nicholus_h2 5 points6 points ago

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No, it's fucking not, it's more like somebody posts a link to a site that you voluntarily visit and then you voluntarily click and then notice that you've seen it before and then voluntarily throw a fucking shit-fit.

[–]jamessnow 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fomorian 23 points24 points ago

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It's gonna be so great when this gets reposted...

[–]francisc0121 52 points53 points ago

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The funny thing is, this IS a repost.

[–]enjoiglobes2 10 points11 points ago

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Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[–]fangorn0 0 points1 point ago

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It's so meta!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BaChNiEr 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking hate déjà vu...

[–]BonKerZ 3 points4 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cpknz/prople_who_hate_reposts_must_also_hate/

Couldn't find the very first post, but I found that one, and even in those comments it says it's a repost.

Ohhhh the irony...

[–]beckiface 3 points4 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/axuj6/just_because_it_was_good_once_doesnt_mean_it_cant/

Made by Jellyfishes...as it says on the bottom of the image. If they are going to repost the image claiming it as their own they should at least cover their tracks better.

[–]Munchroom 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah we should all repost this

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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Funny thing is; I hate most of that already.

[–]skitztobotch 21 points22 points ago

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Yeah, FUCK GRAPES!

[–]lordeddardstark 5 points6 points ago

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You have to wait, man!

[–]FixTheWrong -3 points-2 points ago

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So do I, but I do not really mind reposts.

...WUT?

[–]gbimmer 1 point2 points ago

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Same here. Perhaps we should just downvote OP for misleading us here.

[–]herpderp-a-thon 43 points44 points ago

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they also hate you

[–]SuperRobotBlank 200 points201 points ago

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NASCAR is fucking stupid, that is the only reaction one should have to it.

[–]enjoiglobes2 35 points36 points ago

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Yeah! And fuck grapes too!

[–]Lemonegro 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah fuck grapes!

[–]porkfist 0 points1 point ago

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Grapes raped my mom Kate and I will never forgive them!

[–]mcflyfly 2 points3 points ago

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I thought that too until I went to a race -- turns out it's really exciting in person. Plus you can bring in your own beer and food, which makes it instantly better than any other major sport in the US in this man's opinion.

[–]bananinhao 2 points3 points ago

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At first I thought NASCAR was stupid too, But when you really stop to think about it, its like a veeeery long straight (almost) and there are like 50 cars going 300km/h and 15 centimeters to each other (2 inches for nascar lovers).

[–]rtilde 1 point2 points ago

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(6 inches for everyone else)

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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oops

[–]CRMannes 1 point2 points ago

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Different people have different tastes I suppose, one might also argue that football is just large men running into each other over and over. Believe it or not, there are actual strategies and teams and philosophies regarding how best to win the race.

If you've tried to watch, and it just didn't mesh well with you, that's totally understandable. But if you've never given it a chance and just think it's dumb, then at least admit you're too uninformed to have an opinion on its merit.

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[–]TenthUsername 5 points6 points ago

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All of the points that people are bringing up here are still things that are cooler in course racing of all types.

[–]Tom504 13 points14 points ago

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As someone who enjoys NASCAR, the main draw for me is the physics. Most of the time commentators say dumb shit(what sport doesn't) but when they get to technical talk it is very interesting stuff. It's neat to hear all the wacky shit they do to try and squeeze every drop of power from those engines. The crashes aren't half bad either but they've gotten less cool as the cars get more safe.

And the people that REALLY like it are the ones who tailgate for it. There is a huge community who just like to sit around and drink with friends while rooting for their favorite driver. It's more of a community thing at that point though.

[–]divv_work 8 points9 points ago

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But WHY don't they upgrade to modern technology? Don't they still use pushrod V8's and stuff?

[–]Tom504 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah it's a naturally aspirated pushrod V8. The main argument is that they would go too fast. They already have to use a restrictor plate in the large tracks.

[–]divv_work 5 points6 points ago

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Hmm...OK, so when they say too fast...as in the driver would be at risk? What speeds are we talking here?

Next logical step would be to remove the restrictions on the body shape to build a faster/safer car...but then you're just going to end up with Indy car I guess :P

[–]Tom504 5 points6 points ago

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220mph+ without a plate. The plates take them down below 200 IIRC, although they can go faster than that through drafting.

There's also something undeniably American about the V8 engines they use. Big, loud, powerful, yet simple. It takes people back to the golden age of muscle cars. I really think there would be riots if they changed it.

[–]Velirno 0 points1 point ago

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It would pretty much be the Le Mans-esque cars (the stock tuned ones, I just can't remember what any of it is called), which is actually a lot of fun to watch. NASCAR is awesome when you can just watch the race without a ton of commentary (I think they have a service with that). I never found the commentary to be all that great.

[–]papercowmoo 5 points6 points ago

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Theres different things to love about nascar. for one, if you're in to seeing people push the limits of technology, thats exactly what the drivers are doing. they are pretty much doing extreme driving. theres a whole science behind it that i dont really understand but i'm starting to since i took a professional driving course. and if you arent so much there for the science, it's a good way to hang out with friends. i mean we can argue that nascar is stupid but then we could say the same thing about football. who wants to see a bunch of huge sweaty guys tackle each other and then take a snack break every 10 seconds.

[–]boxman27 1 point2 points ago

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Except there are many different things that occur in football. Each part of the field has its own very different actions occurring. You can watch the offensive line try to block the defensive line. The corner backs try to cover the wide receivers. The running back try and find holes in the defense. You can look at the offensive play and the defensive play. Was the defense trying to blitz? Are they in zone or man? And all these things happen within 10 seconds. The same play is very rarely repeated.

The best you could say are slight variations in turns, pits, and passes. I've tried watching. There's just nothing happening in the vast majority of the race.

[–]papercowmoo 1 point2 points ago

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While I admit there's probably more going on in football than I know of, im just trying to show the mindset in which people are in when they don't watch nascar, yet make snap judgements about it. Like in football, there are things to watch for in racing. Is one guy trying to ride the vacuum of the driver in front of him? And then is he going to try to pass onthe straightaway or wait for a clear chance on the turn giving him a better lead. Is this other racer going to make it in for a pitstop or will he try running his tires for another lap or two. And then its all about who can keep the lead when an accident does occur so that when the pace keeper gets out of the way, will someone dig in to accelerating to get the upper hand?

I've tried watching football and all I see is a bunch of big guys tackling each other, taking a snack break every 10 seconds.

Just because that's just what I see, doesn't mean that's all there is. Most people just ride the bandwagon on hating nascar instead of trying to spend some time figuring out all the different concepts and ideas of it.

Plus at least car racing is an international sport. Most europeans see football as a typical american sport, having to take breaks so frequently.

[–]Confused_Alien 0 points1 point ago

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Very well said. I think you bring up a great point. I'm neither into football nor NASCAR, so to me they appear as big men ramming into each other and cars going vroom, respectively. But I know that's just my bias because I'm not into either, and thus I know nothing of their intricacies.

You're able to elaborate on the complexities of NASCAR, while the guy you're responding to can do the same for football, and I admire both. Every sport has some fans who just mindlessly enjoy the crude elements of the game, and some fans who have a respectable appreciation for the finer points and principles.

My sport of interest happens to be MMA. To people not into MMA, it just looks like two gorillas flailing their arms until one of them falls down and they end up hugging each other for four minutes. To a diehard fan such as myself, the finely tuned technical aspects of both the striking/standup and grappling/groundgame are as clear as day.

[–]Suppafly 0 points1 point ago

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football and nascar are about equal in my book, proponents for either can point out little minutia that interests them, but for outsiders none of it is interesting.

[–]zgh5002 3 points4 points ago

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My dad raced in NASCAR back in the 70s, and while I'm not a fan in any regard, there is a lot more to it than "cars driving in circles." Some of the things I've heard over the years from my dad and other drivers:

  • They lose extreme amounts of weight in their cars

  • They have to think about everything from the fuel, oil pressure, suspension and tires to what the guys in front of them are doing and have to drive by looking through their cars.

  • Not so much relevant today, but in his day a handful of drivers died every year, you just had to hope it wasn't you.

  • Most of the guys had no money, and wrecking the car meant you could be done for most of the year. My dad sold all of his appliances just to be able to make it to a single race.

  • To tune a car to "go in circles" at those speeds, under that much strain is very, very difficult. If it wasn't, everyone would try it. There is so much science going into every car.

[–]McStrauss 6 points7 points ago

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His argument wasn't that it doesn't take skill to drive NASCAR. It most certainly does and shouldn't be nullified in that regard. However, it also takes skill to stick your big toe up your own asshole, but I don't want to watch someone do that, especially if it takes them 4 hours.

[–]tony_bologna 0 points1 point ago

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NASCAR is BYOB

That's the only pro I'm aware of. You and your friends, a cooler and a ton of beer. But then again, this is great with or without the NASCAR.

[–]crazypnut 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thecipher -1 points0 points ago

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I don't watch Nascar, never have, most likely never will... but who would honestly watch Nascar for the laps? You watch it for the horrific crashes, shit getting lit on fire, and the off chance of debris flying into the audience, and maybe offing a few people.

[–]TheDenseWall 49 points50 points ago

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Its like hearing the same joke over and over again, you might get tired of it after a while.

[–]Just-a-Reddit-Acc 20 points21 points ago

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Especially if you are browsing looking for new jokes. If I watch a re run I expect it to be a re run were if I browse the internet I don't expect to see the same stuff I saw 2 days ago.

[–]zxcv73 8 points9 points ago*

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A repost compared to Halloween, I guess so if you wear the same costume every year and do the exact same activity. How could that get old?

[–]burnoutspartan 1 point2 points ago

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Then you're expecting too much from the internet.

[–]JEveryman 0 points1 point ago

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Well I will admit that I go to the internet every now and again for the same stuff, but I usually bookmark that this.

[–]Krutonman 1 point2 points ago

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I love this comment so much I'm gonna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant

[–]FuckThe 1 point2 points ago

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Funny thing is this is also a repost.

[–]PersonEveryman 1 point2 points ago

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It's more like someone walking up and saying, "Hey man I heard the funniest joke."

"Ok, tell me."

"So two guys walk into a bar--"

"What the fuck dude fuck you I've heard that joke before! How did you not know that I had heard that joke before you copycat joke-regurgitating asshole. Fuck you. FUCK YOU. I hate you! I hope your mother gets raped by a bear while on the phone with her daughter!"

"Dude sorry, I just heard it and thought it was funny, it's not like I'm aware of all the people that have or have not--"

"No excuses!! Fuck you!! You're a horrible person!!"

People overreact I guess is the point of this little...skit?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Could you repeat that?

[–]fpscolin 7 points8 points ago

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dat chiller font

[–]mesiance 2 points3 points ago

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just not the same when its not in a sweet red color

[–]judokalinker 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck birthdays, man! I was born 22 years ago, not EVERY YEAR!

[–]Bajeezus 6 points7 points ago

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Its extra funny because this is a repost.

[–]mareanguis 5 points6 points ago

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I like how this is stolen AND a repost. Hats off to you, sir.

[–]BigolTiddiz 0 points1 point ago

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Truly badass audacity. Have another upvote.

[–]eppix 37 points38 points ago

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You're absolutely fucking correct! I fucking hate reposts and I fucking hate everything in your stupid fucking picture! Fuck!

[–]icehouse_lover 5 points6 points ago

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Me too.. Can we be friends?

[–]rolloutroad 3 points4 points ago

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FUCK FRIENDS!

[–]Prophet92 1 point2 points ago

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And Grapes. Fuck things!

[–]JackTalk 0 points1 point ago

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Halloween is awesome and I can only imagine people who don't like it had their inner child killed.

[–]AWildVenusaur 24 points25 points ago

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People hate re-posts because they feel like other people take credit for their work, e.g. karma and Person B getting 2516 imaginary points redeemable for nothing when Person A, the OP of content, gets 189 imaginary points redeemable for nothing.

[–]Slime0 8 points9 points ago

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It's important to distinguish between reposts as in "I saw this a year ago" and reposts as in "Someone else posted this 5 minutes earlier and you stole the karma." I don't mind the former. The latter is detrimental to the quality of the site.

[–]jackf7 2 points3 points ago

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Lol because the "OP" in this case is a repost, seen it before, even tagged at the bottom by jellyfishes. I don't really care about reposts, but I find it a bit ironic

[–]KierantheUnimpressiv 2 points3 points ago

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Stealing people's jokes, karma or not, is unbearable. Where's the justice?!

[–]HolyQuacker 8 points9 points ago

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Reposts should be more like holidays, they should come once a year and not within a week.

[–]JEveryman 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe there should be an r/syndication where everyone can just post reposts of reposts. It'll be like r/circlejerk for people that don't want/know how to use search.

[–]godofallcows 21 points22 points ago

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Not the same idea, sir.

[–]Wingly 2 points3 points ago

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I was going to say something mean and dirty. But your words sum up my point.

[–]godofallcows 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah I wanted to express my annoyance but I just quit trying and made it simple.

[–]diegodlv 0 points1 point ago

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Not the same idea, sir.

[–]annoyinglyclever 16 points17 points ago

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You forgot DVDs. "I already saw this movie!"

[–]Nipplcurd 2 points3 points ago

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Or more than 1 night broadway shows.

[–]sterling_mallory 0 points1 point ago

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And why bother downloading music? Once you hear the song you've heard it already. And everyone else in the world probably has too.

[–]AnUnhappyCamper 4 points5 points ago

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I actually do hate all of those things. I know this was supposed to point out how it doesn't make sense but I really do hate all that shit.

[–]Awkwardry 5 points6 points ago

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I don't get why people get so upset over reposts. Why don't they just ignore them and move on? It takes so much energy to criticize reposts and it doesn't seem worth it. Also, just because some people spend every waking minute on reddit doesn't mean others do. Just let people enjoy the links because not everybody has seen them yet. ...end rant.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Probably for the same reason people get so pissed off when they see an inflamattory political headline.

I actually think a good solution would be to make the hide button really large next to the title. That way the hide button would be one of the first things you see, and would temper your reaction to the article.

[–]WaterSnake 8 points9 points ago

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Imagine the only thing on TV being the same episode of I love Lucy.

Imagine the only painting you could ever see is the Mona Lisa

You only see the same play of football, over and over again

Every day you have little kids banging on your door for candy, in the same exact costume.

You may only eat grapes.

THAT, is what reposts are like.

[–]trollvault 1 point2 points ago

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Unless it's the first time you've seen any of these. But by the 2nd time, it's Red Queen logic!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That's everyone's argument. "But not everyone has seen it."

Which is a bullshit argument. There will always be someone on the site who hasn't seen something. Honestly, I don't give a fuck if you missed something the first 4 times it was posted. Go look through the reddit archives if you want some older shit.

Reposting the same things degrades the quality of the site as a whole.

[–]QuinnSee 0 points1 point ago

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No, people like you "degrade the quality of the site as a whole".

[–]Binarydrone 1 point2 points ago

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No it isn't. I see posts all the time that are new to me, only to come into the comments and see some jerkoff bitching and moaning that it is a repost.

[–]majorkev 1 point2 points ago

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How cool would it be to eat a hand fruit sized grape anyway?

I'm not talking a sugar injected fuji apple, I'm talking fugi apple sized grape.

[–]hibituallinestepper 1 point2 points ago

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who gives a fuck about karma, whats the point of it anyways?

[–]pimpjuice 1 point2 points ago

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dont even get me started on rice...

[–]quaintcracker 1 point2 points ago

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nailed it!

[–]theFilther 1 point2 points ago

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It's the "I got mine, screw you" attitude again. They saw it already, so no one should see it again!!

[–]NULLACCOUNT 1 point2 points ago

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Also cleaning. Fuck that shit, I just cleaned last week and now this place is dirty again?

(Just kidding, I haven't cleaned in months.)

[–]n00dleb00tz 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Demonkunga 1 point2 points ago

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Funny thing is, I've never seen a repost on reddit, yet. Therefore, these reposts you people see, who stay on reddit all day, are just because of that, you stay on reddit all day.

I've seen a few things which I saw previous places on the internet in the past, but that's been rare, too. So I have to say, I have no problem with reposts because they aren't reposts to me.

[–]footballNotSoccer 1 point2 points ago

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RE: Nascar: how is it ever interesting?

[–]Blitztrug 1 point2 points ago

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it's funny 'cause this is a repost. check out the bottom-left

[–]SmallerSubredditPR 1 point2 points ago

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ATTENTION If you hate these posts please go to the smaller subreddits.

[–]bacitracin 1 point2 points ago

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Actually... I do hate all that stuff, yeah.

[–]Say_fuzzy_pickles 1 point2 points ago

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Naw, I just hate obvious karma whores.

[–]CerpinTaxes 3 points4 points ago

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I agree with every single one of those sentiments.

[–]borisia 2 points3 points ago

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I do hate reposts, re-runs, deja vu, nascar especially, and exercise. I like all the other shit though.

[–]relive 1 point2 points ago

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Although I dislike reposts, I absolutely love it when people complain about people disliking reposts.

[–]cruuuuzer 1 point2 points ago*

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except that the major reason there are reposts here are because people care about karma

[–]Se7en_Sinner 1 point2 points ago*

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Reddit etiquette - Just because you've seen something before doesn't mean everybody else has.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I hate all these fucking things and I fucking hate you, too.

[–]KierantheUnimpressiv 0 points1 point ago

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I fear your username may be too obscure, good sir.

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[–]Smorsh 0 points1 point ago

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What about Hispanics?

[–]eppix 1 point2 points ago

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Huh, hispanics? Pshhhhhh, who needs em?

[–]CriminalMacabre 0 points1 point ago

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You darned reposter apologizer

[–]julsr210 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I was going to hate this but then I chuckled. Thanks.

[–]Crossfox17 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, and Fuck sex! I already had that shit I don't nee.... Wait, I am a virgin.

[–]Namilrab 0 points1 point ago

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The complete opposite of hipsters

[–]thetoxicmonarch 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck grapes.

[–]midareashi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tomcrapper 0 points1 point ago

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why is oj simpson deja vu?

[–]hardtogetaname 0 points1 point ago

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if that were true, then i must hate reposts. ...

[–]TraverseTown 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, they must really like the the f-word.

[–]deathslayer666 0 points1 point ago

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well the exercise part is definitely true

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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Grapes don't whore karma.

[–]jb700000 0 points1 point ago

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:0 i hate all those things.. but reposts are ok.

[–]highstakesjenga 0 points1 point ago

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This is wonderful.

[–]mindaika 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I do hate NASCAR...

[–]sLayed 0 points1 point ago

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Try hard.

[–]Icyrow 0 points1 point ago*

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Considering OP submits like 30 posts a day, most of which are either things he found on 4chan or things he saw in new yesterday, I'd say this is pretty biased.

Also edit: The irony ( Link to google image search ) http://tinyurl.com/44d49l6

[–]ennuionwe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]OrangeView 0 points1 point ago

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I guess they would also hate birthdays.

[–]MrHorseWithNoName 0 points1 point ago

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Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles.

[–]drewmichael 0 points1 point ago

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repost jk

[–]lgodsey 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone happen to mention FUCK NASCAR? Yes? Hm, good, carry on then. Carry on.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"JELLYFISHED --REDDIT.COM" ?

[–]INukeAll 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking grapes, this is why we need giant grapes the size of watermelons.

[–]Rephlex 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost.

[–]Boibi 0 points1 point ago

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You're making the very wrong assumption that I actually don't hate all these things. I could go down the list, but how about you trust that I think all of these things suck, and we can both move on with our lives. You don't have to complain about my likes, and I will return the favor by not posting a passive aggressive rant geared towards your likes and dislikes.

[–]isetmyfriendsonfire 0 points1 point ago

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Sir, your two pictures were fantastic.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're right, I hate all of those things. Except grapes.

[–]LessLikeYou 0 points1 point ago

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HA HA Rationalization for past reposts!

-Ken Sebben

[–]wtfking 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot to add washing dishes

[–]freshfahita 0 points1 point ago

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this is retarded and completely irrelevant to reposts

[–]darthseb 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get how you all claim to be intellectuals and then you do shit like this and prove you have absolutely NO sense of proportion.

[–]kiddkay 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, just reposts

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I do hate most of those things. So I can't complain. But I will if someone DARES to repost this!

[–]neekonewyork 0 points1 point ago

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booooo. halloween is fucking awesome!!!!

[–]Myslinky 0 points1 point ago

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Wonder how long till this gets reposted.

[–]ferromagnificent 0 points1 point ago

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Actually I really do hate all of those things including reposts.

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]okhyyu 0 points1 point ago

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This is a funny concept that probably should have just stayed in your mind.

[–]aristander 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I do hate reposts and all of those things!

[–]Dwight22 0 points1 point ago

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this post was exactly what I thought it would be

[–]jntwn 0 points1 point ago

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Hey OP! You forgot to get rid of the name of the original author at the bottom of the picture.

[–]DMTryp 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SlasherX 0 points1 point ago

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I don't like reposts when they're 5 hours apart and blatant stealing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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nope they just hate people like you.

[–]buttersauce 0 points1 point ago

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Seen it before.... Next

[–]yofomojojo 0 points1 point ago

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The only things on that list I like are grapes and Holidays. All the other shit can go blow itself.

[–]anpwn 0 points1 point ago

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Nascar sucks!

[–]PinkyTheCat 0 points1 point ago

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if you want to make a list about what the repost police hate, start with the whiny fans of reposters

[–]mrsnikkib 0 points1 point ago

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best post ever

[–]boluti 0 points1 point ago

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so much hate in this! let it go...

[–]bogglez 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost

[–]smarchweather 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. I do hate reruns. Why?

[–]pogowhat 0 points1 point ago

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Faulty logic. Saying that someone hates one thing, and therefore must hate other things is simply incorrect.

[–]aaronod 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't the issue taking credit for something that is not of your making?

[–]dhvl2712 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I think actually I hate most of those things. Nascar, exercise, grapes... don't have big problem with a few reposts though.

[–]Chromogenic 0 points1 point ago

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It's when you claim your submission is original that people have more of an issue http://i.imgur.com/z0cqy.png

from: http://www.reddit.com/r/fibs/comments/jmbxz/everything_i_submit_is_original_content_created/

[–]waveclimber 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]RealLifeTim 0 points1 point ago

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Troll logic, is not that well thought out.

[–]tony_bologna 0 points1 point ago

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[–]akumadiavolo 0 points1 point ago

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You're an idiot.

[–]Suppafly 0 points1 point ago

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I do hate reruns, nascar and exercise, so you are atleast half right.

[–]DBuckFactory 0 points1 point ago

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I want to break all of these down! FYI I dislike most reposts!

Re-runs: These can be good or bad. If it's been a long time and I liked it before, sometimes I like to see it again. Also, TV shows last longer than most pictures and rage comics and the detail is sometimes missed.

Still Photography: Unless the photograph reminds me of a person/time/memory or just looks really cool, I generally don't care to see it unless something has been changed or made funny. Or if it's porn. They just have to have meaning to me or some usefulness.

Deja Vu: This rarely happens to me, but it makes me think I'm crazy when it does happen. This is not like a repost at all. Most of the time, you notice it happening in the middle of the event and then you just feel like a stoner.

NASCAR: I hate NASCAR, it bores me.

Exercise: This is also something totally different. Usually there is progress to be made, a different song list, and it is something that will help me.

Recurring Holidays: No holiday is ever the same. Sometimes the same food, but different experiences and different gifts/costumes/what have you.

Grapes: Grapes. You can be fed grapes like Hedonism Bot or toss them in the air and try to catch them. More fun than reposts.

[–]Gearshock 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts don't bother me when they are every year or so, but they do when they are every 5 seconds. I guess that's why I like halloween and hate nascar, re-runs, and re-runs of nascar. And grapes are too awesome to put down.

[–]DownvotesEnsue 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot: Boomerang network, TMC, ESPN2.

[–]GregKinnear 0 points1 point ago

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IF YOU HATE HEARING A JOKE OVER AND OVER YOU ALSO HATE ART AND OLD TV SHOWS

[–]Hadephobiac 0 points1 point ago

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Its funny because its true

[–]Anofles 1 point2 points ago

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That's actually pretty funny.

[–]Geno098 0 points1 point ago

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The funny thing is that this is probably one of the most reposted pics on reddit.

[–]Sorkijan 0 points1 point ago

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Hivemind works in mysterious ways.

[–]theskabus 0 points1 point ago

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I hate nascar and grapes too.

[–]obamawho 0 points1 point ago

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Very clever. Drawn well better than I could have done it too. If I see a repost within a weeks time, automatic downvote. All you have to do is search before submit, it's not hard at all. I search anything I feel is fresh and want to post. 80.2378% of the time it was posted over a year ago, three times. At that point I realize, Fuck.I'm.Old. 41 here and Wk

[–]obamawho 0 points1 point ago

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Edit. Too old to have no fucking idea what I was trying to type Wk and accidentally hit enter. I'll blame the booze...YA, the booze!

[–]johnmcawesome 0 points1 point ago

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what I hate most is that font. jesus shit.

[–]Phallic -2 points-1 points ago

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In all of those cases the original thing was pretty good.

Replace "grapes" with eating pieces of sheep shit and you'll see why people get angry about certain reposts.

[–]Lucille_Balls -1 points0 points ago

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People hate reposts because they liked them before they were cool. Posts are just too mainstream the second time around. (cough - hipsters - cough).

[–]Tier4 -1 points0 points ago

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Exercise has numerous benefits. Reposts do not.

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