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[–]LikeDays 1 point2 points ago

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I wanna be friends with him.

[–]ninjeff 0 points1 point ago

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This is just about the best thing ever.

[–]duce332 0 points1 point ago

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I want a monkey now

[–]sanjsanj 0 points1 point ago

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You can always get one of these!

[–]turtledix 0 points1 point ago

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Still not a monkey.

[–]turtledix -1 points0 points ago

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That was an ape. Not a monkey. Endless battle I know. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae

Unless watching apes makes you want a monkey? I suppose that is plausible...

[–]SoundHound 0 points1 point ago

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A couple minutes later the dog got the money by the throat and crushed his windpipe.

Also I just made that up.

[–]gibbon01 0 points1 point ago

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gibbons are such noble creatures...

[–]Repost_Bird 0 points1 point ago

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Squaaaawk. Squawwwwwwk.