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[–]Ice_And_Fire 257 points258 points ago

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Probability is zero.

That bird is dead.

Randy Johnson is retired.

[–]Short_stuff[S] 145 points146 points ago

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I read your comment as this guy:

http://i.imgur.com/N4VBD.jpg

[–]Ice_And_Fire 26 points27 points ago

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We should collaborate, you put all of my comments into pictures, we'd be a great team.

[–]jsmayne 21 points22 points ago

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[–]corporateswine 17 points18 points ago

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Ice and Stuff! you can have a theme song and everything!

[–]omniamorous 3 points4 points ago

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It's actually happened to him twice, in two different games throughout his career.

[–]baumkramer 1 point2 points ago

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Alright but what're the chances of it happening another time?

[–]fomorian 0 points1 point ago

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what an excellent answer.

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 0 points1 point ago

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LOL....

[–]Besus 85 points86 points ago

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Is that a fowl?

[–]jst3w 52 points53 points ago

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I think it's the infield fly rule.

[–]verygoodyear 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck both of you guys.

Still, upvotes.

[–]uncleben85 6 points7 points ago

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if it was a chicken would it have been ruled a bawk?

[–]devoshun 2 points3 points ago

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i'm sorry more people don't find this amusing. it made ME laugh.

[–]jakewest -4 points-3 points ago

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I think it's a bat

[–]MIDItheKID 30 points31 points ago

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Credit:

Well, this is basically a mean free path question.

Take a look at the "Refinement of Mean Free Path" equation on this page: http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/kinetic/menfre.html

The only difference is that for the volume of targets swept, we will use the average velocity of a bird (We'll assume that birds and baseballs have roughly the same cross section). This means that the final equation will look like this:

v_fastball / (root(2) * pi * radius_of_baseball2 * v_bird * bird_number_density)

If we plug in the numbers: v_fastball ~ 40 m/s v_bird ~ 10 m/s radius_of_baseball ~ 5 cm bird_number_density ~ 10 birds in a 100m by 100m by 100m volume (10e6 m3) = 10e-5 birds per m3 (This is a complete estimation, based on the number of birds I've seen flying around a baseball stadium).

This gives us a MFP of about 3.6e7 meters (or 36,000 kilometers).

Now, in each game, about 100 pitches are thrown by each team. Each pitch travels 60 feet, or 18 meters. So it would take 3.6e7 / 18 = 2 million pitches to hit one bird. In MLB, there have been around 25 teams, each of which has played around 150 games per year since baseball started being played professional, 100 years ago. That means there have been a total 150 * 100 * 100 = 1.5 million pitches thrown since baseball began.

Therefore, a bird getting hit by a baseball is totally plausible.

Keep in mind that these are all estimations, and for some things (such as bird density), I might be up to an order of magnitude off. But even if I'm off by a factor of 100, there's still a 1% chance a bird would have been hit by a pitch in the past 100 years. The number of opportunities increases if we include minor league games, amateur leagues, and games played in other countries.

I hope this answers your question... :)

[–]Door_Knob 2 points3 points ago

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...but wheres the TL;DR?

[–]rocknrollhikeskoo 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted for numbers and punctuation and science!

[–]agentwilsonx 25 points26 points ago

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Pretty high, it's a looping gif.

[–]drajgreen 13 points14 points ago

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never tell me the odds

[–]OneFootInTheDave 11 points12 points ago

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Similar thing happened in a game of cricket with a pigeon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZimSVYWmVac

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[–]OneFootInTheDave 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. I probably should have done that in the first place.

[–]vanillapanda 1 point2 points ago

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YOU OWE ME (1) MINUTE

[–]montereybay 0 points1 point ago

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sounds like this was intentional.

[–]Silverbug 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else notice the guy with the Daisy Duke plaid shirt at 1:08? Nope, just me.

Damn.

[–]PeeingInTheDark 25 points26 points ago

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7

[–]CrackedPepper86 4 points5 points ago

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Dad! It's a rhetorical question!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And stop getting it all over the God-damned seat!

[–]greyskullmusic 1 point2 points ago

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8

[–]ChaosControl 5 points6 points ago

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Great name for a kid.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 19 points20 points ago

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Can't be. Probabilities always lie in the range [0...1].

[–]chipnick87 1 point2 points ago

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Why were you downvoted? It's true.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 2 points3 points ago

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I like the part where, after you made your comment, I got a bunch of upvotes. It's like people thought "hey, another redditor supported him, he must be right." Shit, for all they know, we could be the same person.

RichardPeterJohnson, definitely not eraw173.

[–]chipnick87 0 points1 point ago

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SEVEN???

[–]PeeingInTheDark 2 points3 points ago

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No, 7

[–]fraktured 3 points4 points ago

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No, SE7EN

[–]TheManWith3Buttocks 1 point2 points ago

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No. 7

[–]chiefsparten 7 points8 points ago

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Dale: What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole in one? 'Cause that's how I'm gonna play it.

Hank: Dang it Dale, it already happened once. What are the odds of it happening again.

[–]Neonimous 4 points5 points ago

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I remember coming home from school and watching this over and over again on Sportscenter the day this happened.

What was the probability of this happening in the first place?

[–]HereIsTheVideo 7 points8 points ago

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[–]latticusnon 14 points15 points ago

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Did somebody turn the gif into a video?

[–]Number127 1 point2 points ago

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Where did they get the sound from?

[–]latticusnon 2 points3 points ago

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I was making a joke about the terrible quality of the video and the fact that it adds no additional content the gif did not feature.

[–]revolvingdoor 0 points1 point ago

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they make gifs with sound now

[–]thepage 0 points1 point ago

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Just looked at your username and wish you followed me to every gif post I look at.

[–]hkdharmon 3 points4 points ago

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I can only find two cases of this happening; Randy Johnson and Dave Winfield. MLB started in 1869, so 2/142 = about 1.4% chance each year.

[–]dime00 2 points3 points ago

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twice is enough to accurately statitistatize, right?

[–]hkdharmon 6 points7 points ago

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Not at all. That is a wild guess DISGUISED as statistics.

[–]relampaguear 1 point2 points ago

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I may or may not have spent about 2 minutes trying to articulate that word.

[–]jedibummaster 0 points1 point ago

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Start saying "statistics," but when you get to the "ics" say "atize" instead.

NE: Oh, you also have to say "tit" in the middle somewhere.

[–]Xaguta 5 points6 points ago

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IT NEVER STOPS HAPPENING!

[–]MuchJokes 2 points3 points ago

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Depends on how many birds I can get on short notice.

[–]slyclone 2 points3 points ago

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This happens about 2 times a year in amateur and professional Tennis, so 100% assuming baseball will go on forever

[–]in_the_woods 11 points12 points ago

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baseball just seems like it goes on forever.

[–]sockeplast 2 points3 points ago

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[–]could_be_anyone 10 points11 points ago

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My bet is the probability is really high that this gif/video will be reposted again, many times.

[–]CW3MH6 1 point2 points ago

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Playing NERF baseball in the backyard, a friend of mine hit the ball so hard he took out a bird mid-flight. Woulda' been a homerun (over the backyard fence) otherwise.

I felt bad for the bird, but it was still awesome.

[–]Mormon_Jesus 1 point2 points ago

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1 in 18 billion

[–]gamerholic 1 point2 points ago

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why billion when there could be.....millions?

[–]bostaurus 1 point2 points ago

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What was the call on the field? Was it ruled a ball, or did the big unit get a do over?

[–]bostaurus 8 points9 points ago

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Never mind. I stopped being lazy and googled it myself. It was ruled a "no pitch".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The fact that it has happened since, pretty good. Unless you are playing the asshole literalist that over analyses the situation out of context. In that case Zero.

[–]Phayded 1 point2 points ago

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I was playing golf once and one of the guys I was with did this. Hit a bird mid flight about 25 feet in front of him, split the bird in 2 pieces. Totally screwed his shot too.

[–]iprefersector10 1 point2 points ago

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the odds don't change just because it has happened once already

[–]SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points1 point ago

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It does goes down by the statistical weight of one bird, and possibly chicks that failed to reach viability due to its death.

[–]MrDrexel22 1 point2 points ago

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This happen twice

[–]mansel 1 point2 points ago

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I would kill for an AMA from Randy Johnson about that

[–]MIDItheKID 1 point2 points ago

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[–]3gv 1 point2 points ago

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Quite low, I'm afraid. There are just too few wizards left.

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty good if you release 1000 birds as some one throws a pitch...

[–]Cbracher 1 point2 points ago

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I always thought it was wild that this happened to such a good pitcher and not a no namer. With the amount of pitchers who have ever played what are the chances that it happened to a pitcher like Randy Johnson?

[–]Punkndrublic 1 point2 points ago

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The fucking puff of feathers as the ball hits is just so god damn funny to me. It's like a cartoon.

[–]ithinkyoumissedit 1 point2 points ago

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3720 to 1

[–]Frank42 1 point2 points ago

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Never tell me the odds!

[–]luciddr34m3r 1 point2 points ago

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Uh, well it looks like it keeps happening over and over and over...

[–]hal9005 13 points14 points ago

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50/50 It either does or it doesn't. 2 possible outcomes = 1/2.

[–]carpathiz 28 points29 points ago

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well... no

[–]hal9005 0 points1 point ago

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um yes. on a long enough timeline everything converges to either 0 1or .50

Statistician speaking here

[–]hpkuarg 8 points9 points ago

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Large Hadron Collider: either the world ends, or it doesn't.

[–]solidpit 2 points3 points ago

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I like the way you think

[–]science_man_29 2 points3 points ago

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Then I'd say you have a 50/50 chance of getting dismembered by African tribesman tomorrow.

[–]hal9005 0 points1 point ago

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notice that you said tomorrow and he said ever. wanna go pretty boy?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's science!

[–]hal9005 0 points1 point ago

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actually it is quite advanced, see infinite time horizons for independent trials.

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think that is how the theory of probability works.

[–]hal9005 0 points1 point ago

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yes it is i am a statistician!

[–]belegdae -5 points-4 points ago

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In a random, even weighted, theoretical classroom scenario.... Sure. But in this case, no. Try paying more attention in school next time...

[–]downloadacar 10 points11 points ago

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"...unfortunately for belegdae, the study of humor was not included in his primary school curriculum. This would be the first of many awkward scenarios his lack of comedy education would cause."

-Autobiographical History of the World: Years 1987-2029

[–]hal9005 1 point2 points ago

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he asked the question wrong. he should have said, what is the probability of this happening in an independent trial, and then it is very very low.

[–]1jq512 2 points3 points ago

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Ok lets break this down a bit. That throw was pretty off for randy johnson. The odds of that kind of wild pitch hitting that bird dead on that exact moment is just about zero. I think it was that birds destiny to die that day

[–]bitchpotatobunny 0 points1 point ago

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Since it's never happened since, I would say not good.

[–]stwentz 0 points1 point ago

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This has happened more than once. A Minnesota Twin did it during a spring training game but there is no video so this is the only one people talk about.

[–]bitchpotatobunny 0 points1 point ago

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I see, I was unaware of that.

[–]thetomk 0 points1 point ago

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BOOM! HEADSHOT

[–]bdsmchs 0 points1 point ago

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Pi.

[–]NoNeedForAName 0 points1 point ago

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ESPN's Sports Science did the math once, but that show is often far less scientific than even Mythbusters, so I won't waste your time with their results.

[–]dptoferrors 0 points1 point ago

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Well, since the gif loops, I'd say about 100%.

[–]Pornstar_Blowjob 0 points1 point ago

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Probability is 1:DOABARRELROLL

[–]mthnrd17 0 points1 point ago

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Equal to the probability of it happening the first time.

[–]Heelincal 0 points1 point ago

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I remember watching this live... I thought he had broken the sound barrier with the pitch for a second.

[–]Everseer 0 points1 point ago

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What is the probability that someone will repost this every week?

[–]overduebook 0 points1 point ago

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Randy Johnson grew up in my town and went to my high school but I didn't find out about this story until I was about 17. My friend told it to me while we were driving around on a narrow road. Literally ten minutes later we ran over a pigeon which exploded into a ball of feathers. Folks from my town just don't do well around pigeons, I guess.

[–]Magnora 0 points1 point ago

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What's amazing is the catcher was still tracking his mitt to catch it after it hit the bird. And it's cool too after that how he leans back away from the feather explosion because it was so unexpected. Only later does he look to see the ball. Body movement and it's relationship with what's happening in the brain is so cool.

[–]Oafah 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this well.

That bird just exploded. Fun was had by all.

[–]jhkohane 0 points1 point ago

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one dealion

[–]k_of_ni -1 points0 points ago

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Answer is surely 42.

[–]leafsfan9917 0 points1 point ago

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no idea... but my dad was in the crowd when a bluejay threw him a ball and killed a seagull than basically got released after said he couldnt possibly have hit it if he was actually trying... unfortunately the ball got ran over by a lawnmower...

[–]elhefe7 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]thewerd101 -1 points0 points ago

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I failed stats

[–]omgaragesale -1 points0 points ago

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I am upset that someone better at math than me hasn't actually calculated this yet. here are some numbers to get everyone started: average number of pitches in a game, cumulative number of major league games played.

even though this happened in a spring training game in 2001, I feel like we could get a pretty close number, no?

[–]jedibummaster 1 point2 points ago

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We also need average amount of bird flying in front of pitching mound per some timeframe.

[–]omgaragesale 0 points1 point ago

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ah crap, I don't have those figures on hand