this post was submitted on
392 points (57% like it)
1,494 up votes 1,102 down votes

funny

subscribe2,386,141 readers

18,330 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 129 comments

[–]Hoffgod 58 points59 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's tasteful how they cut away just before she devours the person next to her whole.

[–]biffyboy 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I thought her head was going to explode. I was disappointed.

[–]bartpieters 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah it needs some shopping: pointier teeth, black shadows under they eyes, skin even pastier, eyes bulging further.

[–]TigerlilySmith 26 points27 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This started out in slow motion for me... it makes it a lot scarier.

[–]arch_bishop 95 points96 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]aakaakaak 47 points48 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET PICS OF ME NAKED!?!??!?!!

[–]Hellrazor236 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hey, this guy's not a phony! He's not a big fat phony!

(username-wise)

[–]yousedditreddit 24 points25 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ACK ACKACKACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACK

[–]aakaakaak 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What?

[–]yousedditreddit 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

redditor for 3 months. nice.

[–]BaumFrosch 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When i'm calling youuu hooo hooo hooo hooo!

[–]Treas0n 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Eric the ACKtor

[–]Genmaken 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I was prepared to fap to that... and fap I did.

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't stop now, I'm almost there!

[–]thedurka 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity?

[–]antoto013 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No, I think he's more like a rocket ship on its way to mars.

[–]wilsonwa 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't believe you, i want to click that link. I'm at work and am currently debating if it's worth it. Where is the guy that describes nsfw stuff.

[–]patrick_Batemann 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's fine. In fact it's a picture of an Alien from mars attack.

/ruin joke.

[–]wilsonwa 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

totally worth it.

[–]Linktank 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Upvoted for being an every day hero.

[–]ohen2494 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't worry its safe

[–]TheCodeJanitor 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's not... but there are actually nudes of her on the interwebs.

[–]TheCodeJanitor 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's not real... but there are actually nudes of her on the interwebs.

[–]chedderslam 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

most clicked through comment on reddit today

[–]Olukon 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That movie scared the shit outta me when I was a kid and it's disturbing to me now.

[–]GreenElan 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Kathy from Big Brother 12.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

thanks, had no idea. Who watches that show?

[–]Champie 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I do. Its pretty good.

[–]maddawg579 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm obsessed.

[–]Securitron 24 points25 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's that one scene in the hobbit when Bilbo snaps at Frodo after Frodo doesn't let Bilbo hold the ring one last time in Rivendell!

Those of you who know, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

[–]McPantaloons 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I really hated that part. Oh look, my teeth just turned into fangs, now they're back to normal. Magic.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Or, like when John Lithgow opens the shade and... O_O

[–]JonnyTrump 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I was skimming down the comments, saw the name "Biblo", and already knew what the comment was about. XD

[–]plattestate 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

oh god make it stop

[–]mc_hambone 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Kind of expected this to happen: http://i.imgur.com/zZdlr.gif

[–]rtype7 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Obviously, Gary Busey's daughter.

[–]kjube 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She looks like Kristin Bauer I think, also scary pic

[–]joemangle 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Put a ping pong ball in the mouth and win a prize folks

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]hotsavoryaujus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

pharyngeal jaws?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yupp, either from a Moray Eel or the monster in Alien.

[–]xjudgex 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminds me of the Black Hole Sun video by Soundgarden.

[–]aulter1688 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Francine Smith from American Dad IRL

[–]ShakyBonez 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

At first I thought you were saying it's Wendy Schaal. I was like ಠ_ಠ "...the fuck?" Then I realized what you meant.

[–]Agemrepus 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

my girlfriend's face when i do her in the butt

[–]bugzrrad 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]PsychoKuros 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is the end, she has begun to sing the song that ends the Earth.

[–]Clauderoughly 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]shyguy95 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sir or M'am, you make me happy.

[–]norain91 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How difficult is it to fap to this?

[–]jeffAA 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why am I laughing so hard?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

All the brunettes in the house are nodding.

We told you so.

[–]James_H_M 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Anyone else thing she used a lil too much botox on the right side of her face? Her eyebrow doesn't move!

[–]officerbigmac 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Good catch

[–]iamdrinking 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ack ack ack

[–]thebocesman 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wow, that botox sure kicks in fast.

[–]mrorangepants 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That chick is a sheriff and upholds the law, believe it or not.

[–]palordrolap 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]sfwlz 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There's gotta be a Firin' mah lazor version of this out there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]lazylasers 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can someone please make a neck frill pop out like one of these dinosaurs

[–]thedevilmaybaww 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is calling for a shoop da woop.

[–]TraverseTown 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

We need pics of Kathy in that maple syrup pool!

[–]soggy_cereal 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]IIdsandsII 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]name_was_taken 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

OMG. That is the freakiest thing I've seen in at least a month.

[–]slip84 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Here, check out some stuff I found on the internet: www.reddit.com

[–]Flying_Platypus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I am excite!

[–]DaggerStJames 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Holy fuck. Just when you think her eyes can't get more open, they do.

[–]YD-DR 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Someone please photoshop this and make her head spin around!

[–]devilsadvocated 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I keep waiting for a second set of jaws and teeth to pop out of her mouth just like in Alien.

[–]oldmanjenkinss 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

this belongs in r/trees

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The movie Species IRL.

[–]TheRealBramtyr 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm waiting for her jaw to unhinge and a giant hamburger to fly in

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why do I keep expecting to hear a banshee wail? Or at the very least those canines to suddenly grow in length by 4 inches?

[–]betterredthendead 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh my gosh REALLLLY OH WOOOOOOWWWWWWW OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

[–]sunamumaya 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Invisible dildo.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

omg its pennywise the clown

[–]SKEvil 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Michele Bachmann eyes.

[–]snapperh3ad 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Most frightening when it was loading and slow.

[–]PabloEdvardo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Watching it slowly load the first time made it even creepier.

[–]DownvotesEnsue 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why is this pic so sm.... HOLY FUCK IT MOVES!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Anyone else think of this?

[–]Ipeunipig 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That had audio in my head of a banshee scream.

EVERY.TIME.IT.PLAYED.

[–]AlisonCreates 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

0_0 FUCKING RAPTORS ARE GETTING CLEVER IN THEIR HUMAN DISGUISES

[–]lastactioncowboy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

look off to the side and defocus your eyes, it makes it like 10 times worse

[–]Maelkoth 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She looks like that cushion-butted milf in that Soundgarden video.

[–]flappsta 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The one time having a gif load slower would be even more awesome, and it loads at perfect speed. :/

[–]andey 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

props for global tv

[–]Treysef 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Maybe the lizard people really are taking over. They can't quite grasp the emotion knows as "happiness" so they fake it the best they can...

[–]ezeakeal 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's like an evil furby.. Just before it goes into full-meltdown.

I fucking hated furbies that were low on battery. "I love yo-a;ijnbgp[dunbgpiasubgaodngdangiN!B~PIBQGEPIBU!PIGB"

[–]KarlHungas 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Actually sent shivers down my spine.

... and a slight tingling in my scrotum.

[–]TheBaldWonder 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Watch as the creature dislocates her jaw to swallow her prey whole...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

cannot unsee..

[–]Pigeon_Logic 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I thought xenomorphs were fictional, but here I am waiting for a fanged proboscis to dart out of her mouth.

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Who can guess how I know she's a virgin?

[–]YukonWildAss 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

As I cycle through closing Reddit and opening it a few minutes later I've come upon this picture each time. On this 8th time I feel like I truly appreciate it and therefore provided an upvote of approval. Now I'm going to open it up and stare for a while. Thanks.

P.s. I wish it were longer somehow...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN!

[–]Emerald_Yautja 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This gif nearly made me lose it. Have all the upvotes I can give you (which is 1).

[–]PyroSign 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Her mouth and eyes kept getting larger and larger - I clicked away.

[–]Jinx7 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I felt like she was going to pop out of my computer and eat my face.

[–]Mobula 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Damn that's a lot of frames.

[–]bi0nicman 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You have pretty tame nightmares

[–]solitaryman098 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Was I the only one expecting her mouth to not stop and just keep opening and opening and opening...

[–]Patrick12321 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DAE open their eyes wide with her?

[–]jamesmech 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Did she just get anal or something?

[–]mephistoyourfriend 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She can't fool me, I've seen this before. Here.

[–]PotsAndOwls 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

<<shudder>>

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's like a snake dislocating its jaw

[–]bnichs 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She just saw my penis.

[–]sparkybeast19 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The fuck?

[–]GT225 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ok reddit, make this creepier.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I could not close it fast enough.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sever the head or destroy the brain

[–]fournuts 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Tonight... YOU!

[–]allurbasecomesfromus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's actually quite natural for scaly snakes such as <image> to be able to dislocate their jaw to ease the effort of swallowing their prey whole.

[–]wrecker14 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[8]

[–]LFOME 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can someone PLEASE add a laser to her mouth?

[–]gbimmer 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is she the girl friend of that dude with penis the size of his forearm?

[–]Thatldodonkey 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm so disturbed that I can't even open wide with a good pun...

[–]desmone1 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Kill It With Fire!

[–]randyjohns -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can we have some sound with this gif?

[–]chefswagger -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

das fcked up...