this post was submitted on
619 points (55% like it)
2,901 up votes 2,282 down votes

pics

subscribe2,601,015 readers

8,329 users here now

Submit your Halloween pumpkin pics to /r/horror's carving competition!

A place to share interesting photographs and pictures. Feel free to post your own, but please read the rules first (see below), and note that we are not a catch-all for general images (of screenshots, comics, etc.)

Spoiler code

Please mark spoilers like this:
[text here](/spoiler)

Hover over to read.

Rules

  1. No screenshots, or pictures with added or superimposed text. This includes image macros, comics, info-graphics and most diagrams. Text (e.g. a URL) serving to credit the original author is exempt.

  2. No gore or porn. NSFW content must be tagged.

  3. No personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder. Stalking & harassment will not be tolerated.

  4. No solicitation of votes (including "cake day" posts), posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor, or [FIXED] posts. DAE posts go in /r/DoesAnybodyElse. "Fixed" posts should be added as a comment to the original image.

  5. Submissions must link directly to a specific image file or to an image hosting website with minimal ads. We do not allow blog hosting of images ("blogspam"), but links to albums on image hosting websites are okay. URL shorteners are prohibited.

  6. No animated images. Please submit them to /r/gif, /r/gifs, or /r/reactiongifs instead.

  • If your submission appears to be filtered but definitely meets the above rules, please send us a message with a link to the comments section of your post (not a direct link to the image). Don't delete it as that just makes the filter hate you!

  • If you come across any rule violations, please report the submission or message the mods and one of us will remove it!

Please also try to come up with original post titles. Submissions that use certain clichés/memes will be automatically tagged with a warning.

Links

If your post doesn't meet the above rules, consider submitting it on one of these other subreddits:

Comics  
/r/comics /r/webcomics
/r/vertical /r/f7u12
/r/ragenovels /r/AdviceAtheists
Image macros Screenshots/text
/r/lolcats /r/screenshots
/r/AdviceAnimals /r/desktops
/r/Demotivational /r/facepalm (Facebook)
/r/reactiongifs /r/DesktopDetective
Wallpaper Animals
/r/wallpaper /r/aww
/r/wallpapers /r/cats
The SFWPorn Network /r/TrollingAnimals
  /r/deadpets
  /r/birdpics
  /r/foxes
Photography Un-moderated pics
/r/photography /r/AnythingGoesPics
/r/photocritique /r/images
/r/HDR
/r/windowshots
/r/PictureChallenge
Misc New reddits
/r/misc /r/britpics
/r/gifs Imaginary Network
/r/dataisbeautiful /r/thennnow
/r/picrequests /r/SpecArt
/r/LookWhoIMet
  /r/timelinecovers
  /r/MemesIRL
  /r/OldSchoolCool
  /r/photoshopbattles
  /r/PastAndPresentPics .

Also check out http://irc.reddit.com

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 89 comments

[–]PedobearsBloodyCock 76 points77 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

By Friday?

I'm pretty sure we're already at that point.

[–]crapattf2 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

we are. ring the big bell that makes everyone stop

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah more like 2am chili by noon today

[–]Scarker 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The flies are already looking for their next meal after decomposing the fuck out of that dead horse.

[–]SometimesAllTheTime 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah, by Friday nobody will even know what 2am chili or ice soap is.

[–]PedobearsBloodyCock 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

We can only hope.

[–]xeonrage 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

...happens to EVERYTHING on reddit

[–]Burlynate 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Have you ever butchered a horse before? The chili will be ready on Friday.

[–]Cathbar 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Every meme 1 day after it's been introduced to reddit.

FTFY

[–]fromeout11 36 points37 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why is this so funny?

[–]aurorealis 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't know... But I keep giggling

[–]AcceptableLosses 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just beating it? By the look of the front page, it seems more like full on equine necrophilia.

[–]dhaft88 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

horse fucking

ftfy

[–]iswyattimperfekt 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

equinenegro-gangbang?

[–]deadhorsebeater 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No thanks, I'll just stick with the beating.

[–]Chip10 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I mean, if the horse stops faxing and copying...

[–]jaggazz 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

PC Load letter???? What the fuck does that mean???

[–]DiscoDonkey 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you take my comment one more time I swear I'm going to burn this place down

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh god, you guys are quoting the movie! LOOL!!

Downvoted.

[–]DiscoDonkey 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Good point, well made

[–]OfficeSpaceLawrence 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fuckin' A, man!

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

[–]GuyInTheNextCubicle 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've got the service manual at my desk if you want to look up the error.

[–]Groovysoemthin 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just reddit searched chilli shower....What the hell is a chilli shower?

[–]johnq-pubic 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ice soap + 2AM chili = chili shower
Pretty self explantory. Come on , get with the times.

[–]friendlyhumanist 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, this guy didn't like feeling sweaty, but he didn't have time to take a shower between a game and hanging out, so he took a butter container and froze some... um... you know what? You might be better off not knowing. Trust me, just skip this meme... it's not worth it.

[–]iswyattimperfekt 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

you aren't alone sir.

[–]ThatsPrettyObvious 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They're beating a dead horse.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Friday, Friday gotta ice soap on Friday!

Everybody's looking forward to the chi-li, chi-li!

Chili soap, chili soap-YEAH!

Chili soap, chili soap-YEAH!

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

[–]johnq-pubic 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I just threw up a little bit.

[–]eromitlab 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Still not as bad as the Christian version. Nothing could be, though. Getting shot in the face would get close, but not quite.

[–]Olukon 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

We are. The ice soap was kinda funny, and still is to me, but the chili meme was kind of stupid.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The chili meme isn't as hot as icesoap was.

[–]johnq-pubic 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The chili meme isn't as cool as icesoap was.

FTFY

[–]laxman89er 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Now, I don't think anyone in this thread needs to Jump to conclusions about this post.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]CheeseYogi 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What is it exactly that you do here?

[–]Baycon 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It can't be a meme if you can eat it.

...don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHAAHHAHA

[–]CheeseYogi 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fuck carrots.

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, half a week of fame for the creator of the meme is probably nice.

[–]Lux42 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No thanks. I'm already sick of the music video Friday. I would rather not see it associated with other memes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think you mean the day it started.

[–]GetFlyerdUp 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why are they beating a sleeping horse? Come on guys, Tired Horse is tired.

[–]unbibium 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So, the shower meme started in /r/pics Sunday night (US) and reached critical mass by morning. The chili meme in turn started Monday night, and did the same thing, and naturally the two were combined by the afternoon. Even the people who still like it today will be sick of it by Friday and probably won't make submissions based on it -- maybe a few comments, that's all.

What we should have done was have promoted another "life hack that looks cool but isn't really that useful" to the front page late Tuesday night, to satisfy the rule of 3's, and to increase the required complexity for people trying to combine them. Who knows, the "overnight lifehack" thing would have become a meta-meme and we'd have something a little less common that lasts us beyond the week.

I knew I should have dug up that old 5-minute cake recipe and posted it as if it were new. Then we'd all be washing ourselves with 5-minute 2am frozen chili cakes.

[–]The_Shoe_ 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't always beat dead horses, but when I do, It's because they took a chilli ice shower.

[–]TheDudeFromOther 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Printers have changed A LOT!

[–]Balddrinker 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Did that dog bark as you hit it?

[–]RocketSurgeon85 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Die Mother Fucker Die

[–]CheeseYogi 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Kill Mother Fucker Kill Mother Fucker Kill

[–]Travis-Touchdown 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't `Complain about too many posts on a particular topic.

  • Reddiquette

[–]TILwhofarted 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

...and yet, it continues.

[–]chopperdave47 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

fuck you for even mentioning it

[–]BrotherSuperior 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I like this one better!

edit: dammit. fromeout11 beat me to it...

[–]StringyLow 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This seems like a good time to remind everyone of Gary Spivey, Psychic Healer

[–]ltkillroy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You are the first post about it I have seen today. Congratulations on your self fulfilling prophecy.

[–]jRadu 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Free cat!

No, wait

[–]mddtsk 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And yet you throw this up.

[–]NintenDork 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Stop. It's already dead. It's...already...dead...starts crying :(

[–]myotheraccountsucked 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

damn it feels good to be a gangster...

[–]stravant 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nope, I'm pretty sure it's not going to go down on Friday, it can take at least another few days of beating.

[–]christhetwin 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pfffft. You don't make chili with horse meat.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Joke about chili... down vote Joke about ice showers... down vote

Post pointing out how stupid the ice chili jokes are... UP VOTE!

[–]leroy_jenkinsssss 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Not funny.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah, because this fucking picture is so original.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's Friday, Friday

Beat a dead horse by Friday

Everybody's looking forward to the ice-soap chili

[–]ConstipatedNinja 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE

[–]SquatsMcGee 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is NOT a meme.

[–]BrandyAlexander9 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And you are the guy holding the bat, my friend.

[–]PartyBusGaming 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You know what I'm tired of?

People complaining about these memes. They're not that bad, but seeing 100 posts complaining about the other 100 meme posts... is fucking annoying.

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So... they are tenderizing the horse meat to make chilli?

[–]EvilFlyingSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You mean we have to wait 2 more days for this shit to pass!?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I see what you did there...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Beating a dead horse is now a Reddit meme.

[–]Indoorsman 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The scumbag meme has ascended beyond the dead horse, it has risen to a level of such awfulness mortals cant comprehend it.

[–]tripled153 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I need this in a higher resolution.

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

STOP UPVOTHING THIS SHIT, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM

[–]ggalitz 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

200 channels and nothing but cats and frozen chili shower soap.

[–]CarlGauss 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You must be new to Reddit.

[–]intensenerd 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wait. . . does this mean we age the horse meat until friday, then put it in the chili while we clean ourselves off with the ice soap because we were out in a field?

[–]Rachel16h 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i brought you Jalapenos http://i.imgur.com/vfUWT.jpg

[–]jaggazz 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can someone come up with a Super Meme? 2AM chili, ice soap, Dos Equis guy, Scumbag, lonely Keanu, Nyan cat/Narwhal bacon insanity wolf.

Then I'd be impressed.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't forget the eaten by bears.

[–]skrillex -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

can't tell if chilli is a pun for ice soap

=.=

or OP made a typo

[–]Bearded_Clamburger 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How long have you been away!?

[–]skrillex 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

chilli is spelled wrong, hence my shitty fry meme

[–]Bearded_Clamburger 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Touché

[–]Eulachon -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thanks for stealing my comment of 18 hours ago!