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[–]Whitehead3129 17 points18 points ago

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longest snail trail?

[–]wildpidgey 6 points7 points ago

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All I was thinking was "WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!"

[–]Dustintico[S] 1 point2 points ago

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WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE FLAILING LEG TUBE GIRL!

[–]captain_spaulding512 2 points3 points ago

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Muff Buff

[–]IndianaJwns 3 points4 points ago

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That was one of those moments where the internet just reaches out and touches me and leaves me unsure of how to feel about the whole experience.

[–]getawaykid 2 points3 points ago

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Floor waxing.

[–]CylonGlitch 1 point2 points ago

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Donno, don't care... must date them both.

[–]ohsweetjesus97 1 point2 points ago

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Vagina racing?

[–]Zanalingus 1 point2 points ago

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competitive orgasms

[–]Miroven 0 points1 point ago

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Kegel Walking.

[–]turkeylaser 0 points1 point ago

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Who can get rid of their worms faster?

[–]Flying_Platypus 0 points1 point ago

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Still better than vagisil commercials.

[–]double-tap 0 points1 point ago

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Camel crawl 500

[–]SoheilaK 0 points1 point ago

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what. da. fuck?

[–]Invisible_Midget 0 points1 point ago

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Way to go Japan?