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[–]exterminator98 36 points37 points ago

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70%? Even the rapists are staying in today.

[–]VolkswagenNerd 4 points5 points ago

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Triple Team Traffic. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Kryptus 1 point2 points ago

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Came. Here for that.

[–]acceptableusername 33 points34 points ago

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Just remember to wear your rapecoat, and you'll be fine.

[–]Scaredoftriangles 21 points22 points ago

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Nah it's raping cats an dogs out here, even that won't help.

[–]ZAKTAY 4 points5 points ago

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Red sky at night semen's delight.

[–]abandonedNL 8 points9 points ago

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Nothing will keep you dry in heavy rapefall like that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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In Norway we have a saying on particularly bad days.

"It's raping agricultural machinery."

[–]enineci 1 point2 points ago

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Just watch out for the puddles...

[–]BranchDavidian 3 points4 points ago

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even still, you'll have to be careful because the roads'll be slick.

[–]NULLACCOUNT 1 point2 points ago

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You'll have to be careful because all the rape will make the roads slick.

[–]scart22 15 points16 points ago

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Well, it is Atlanta... That may not have been a typo.

[–]macpoopalot 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed...Spotaville can be a very dangerous place.

[–]pschang 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh....home sweet home.

[–]quest78 5 points6 points ago

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I bet "Triple team traffic" has something to do with it..

[–]nate81 12 points13 points ago

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make it rainn.

[–]zombiechimp 3 points4 points ago

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I was really expecting this. Not gonna lie, I was disappointed.

[–]nomikal 1 point2 points ago

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And yet i still fall in the 30% crowd.

[–]RebelTactics 2 points3 points ago

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Your just not trying hard enough.

[–]SonOfMyFather 2 points3 points ago

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Dress sluttier

[–]meowmixST 6 points7 points ago

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9 out of 10 people who participate in gangbangs said they enjoy it. Skewed fact of the day.

[–]TheBigBomma 2 points3 points ago

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Someone is getting fired for this.

[–]Superdacoo 3 points4 points ago

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This is a repost. Shameeeeeeeee

[–]DidgeryDave21 4 points5 points ago

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Hmm, only 70%?

I must be getting old...

[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that. My high sex drive has not been satisfied so I'm working outdoors ALL DAY today

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 1 point2 points ago

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I like those odds

[–]nogswarth 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, triple team traffic? There's a 70% chance I'm gonna get gang raped by three different motor vehicles. :(

[–]oldmanjenkinss 0 points1 point ago

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gimme your name and number and ill raise those odds by 25% ;D

[–]ObeySaturnGod 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure i_wont_rape_you had something to do with this.

[–]trshtehdsh 1 point2 points ago

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hide ya wife, hide ya kids...

[–]hardtogetaname 1 point2 points ago

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it's not like you go out any other day.

[–]ultrablue18 1 point2 points ago

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on a captioner's stenomachine, the key that writes N is PB and they probably missed the B. funny never the less

[–]esokies 3 points4 points ago

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[–]RedAnarchist 1 point2 points ago

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Why bother even changing the title...

[–]RebelTactics 1 point2 points ago

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70% chance of rape. I wonder what the sodomy index is.

80 degrees tonight but with the humidity it feels like "AHHH GOD IT HURTS!"

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

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I'm game.

[–]TheBigBomma 1 point2 points ago

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It's not rape if you enjoy it.

[–]TrophicCascade 2 points3 points ago

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then he's one of the 30%

[–]TheSemiTallest 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just here for the gang bang.

[–]toddriffic 0 points1 point ago

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[–]KevinSorboner 0 points1 point ago

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More funny screenshots here and here -- and all on one page. you're welcome.

[–]deityofanime 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's safe to say most of us would be in that 30%...

[–]brummelerc 0 points1 point ago

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shit, I live down the road from there locks door

[–]ipicyourynose 0 points1 point ago

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But there is sunshine tomorrow. :)

[–]supaphly42 0 points1 point ago

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I'd go out... most rapes happen in the home.

[–]thedbp 0 points1 point ago

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BUT, it is a one time chance after all.

[–]bcpond 0 points1 point ago

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I thought 50% was the max chance of rape. I never considered that rapist would be getting raped wile raping.

[–]ChimRichles 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck off with this repost, soooo old.

[–]rwgordon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GameDrain 0 points1 point ago

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ooooo! Sunshine tomorrow! lucky!

[–]KingOfMeh 0 points1 point ago

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After rape comes sunshine.

[–]whanger 0 points1 point ago

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Rejoice, rapists - you have 70% chance of success today!

[–]reapfreak 6 points7 points ago

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But wouldn't they have the same odds of being raped? I'm imagining this circle of rapists, all interconnected.

[–]whanger 2 points3 points ago

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could it be.... circle-rape?!

[–]mahendragr -1 points0 points ago

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I think I'll stay out whole day :D

[–]alphawolf29 -1 points0 points ago

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I think the people who do live-close captioning are constantly very, very bored. Plus, if someone sees what they do, what are they going to do? phone in and complain?

[–]LE4d 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, fuck deaf people, right?

[–]Taquil -1 points0 points ago

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Don't do it! You're crazy ex is going to come over with a knife and threaten your life, you're only saving grace being a domino's pizza boy who you wish would deliver your damn pizza faster.

[–]gebhardj -1 points0 points ago*

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Jesus fuck... I know we disagree on the merit of reposts, but surely we can all agree when the account is a karma-mining repost machine. http://www.reddit.com/user/1006_Upside_Down

[–]RogueNine -2 points-1 points ago

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You said you didn't need her / You told her good-bye (good-bye) / You sacrificed a good love / To satisfy your pride / Now you wished / That you should have her (have her) / And you feel like such a fool / You let her walk away / Now it just don't feel the same / Gotta blame it on something / Gotta blame it on something

[–]Wilypanda -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, I left the house today and... OH NO PLEASE STO--

[–]pauldy -2 points-1 points ago

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Damn you auto-correct!