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[–]playdoepete 85 points86 points ago

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[–]Biggillen 12 points13 points ago

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Reboot

[–]sierrabravo1984 2 points3 points ago

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Recat

[–]swdpwnzdggr 5 points6 points ago

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Wouldn't that be cats'n'boots?

[–]whoisduley 6 points7 points ago

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Puss in Boot.

[–]thehomie 1 point2 points ago

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Laziest reference ever.

[–]Billy_Blaze 1 point2 points ago

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it's just got an anticipation snare and hat before the beat drops. Technical beatboxing.

[–]gentlebot 26 points27 points ago

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Alternatively, set Google translate to German to German, enter "pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk kkkkkk bsch", and hit listen. I'm always for the easy way out.

[–]ImBoredToo 39 points40 points ago

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[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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Hold on a second, it says 'beatbox' instead of 'listen'.

Oh Google.

[–]down_vote_magnet 4 points5 points ago

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What the fuck! Google never fails to impress me.

[–]geon 0 points1 point ago

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Also funny how the autodetected language is Czech.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 7 points8 points ago

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TIL Google is a closet beatboxer

[–]Snapples2992[S] 8 points9 points ago

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That's pretty awesome rofl

[–]caketimenow -5 points-4 points ago

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TBOAC

FIFY

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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drags link to bookmark toolbar

[–]Clazzy 11 points12 points ago

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The listen button actually says "Beatbox" when you do that.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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I'm too high for Reddit. I looked at the picture without reading the instructions and was like "Ah the classic boots and meows method."

[–]Aww_Shucks 2 points3 points ago

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boots n meows n boots n meows n...

[–]demon1255 4 points5 points ago

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You're never too high for reddit, we love you here.

[–]down_vote_magnet 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, the old puss in boots method.

[–]Ditario 5 points6 points ago*

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I do a lot of Vocal Percussion currently. Taught myself back in College.

Easiest way when I do a lot of vocal workshops to teach people is this sentence.

"Boom sip a cup a the cup - cup boom cup tssss"

Take out the vowels now when you say it.

Should phonetically sound like this:

buuh sih pi kuh a ta kuh - kuh buuh kuh

Warp it until you're able to fill it with more high hats, kicks, etc.

Made a simple tutorial for everyone.

Will post on different post and have link here.

Edit - Link to Video and Sound tutorial

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/jlfee/ly5_beatboxing_101_basic_beatboxing_tutorial_read/

[–]thehomie 0 points1 point ago

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If you take out the vowels, it sounds like this phonetically:

bm sp _ kp _ th kp - kp bm kp tsss

and that's just nonsense.

[–]Ditario 0 points1 point ago

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Go to the link and listen for yourself. I made a special audio tutorial also.

Most of beat boxing phonetically typed out is nonsense. But it sounds great!

[–]masterofstuff328 5 points6 points ago

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Buns n' johnson works just as well.

[–]karbon92 6 points7 points ago

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Boots and cats and boots and cats and buns n' johnson buns n' johnson.

[–]geon 3 points4 points ago

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Also "Bajsa på kanten". (Swedish for "Poop on the edge".)

[–]ambrosia82 0 points1 point ago

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[–]brittanybrittany 9 points10 points ago

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Butzen katzen means "cat hickeys."

[–]pajameralls 9 points10 points ago

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I must say, I looked pretty awesome sitting in my room saying boots and cats over and over

[–]bbbiha 1 point2 points ago

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I know what I'm doing when I'm alone in my room later.

[–]pigferret 8 points9 points ago

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Reposting 101.

[–]MyifanW 2 points3 points ago

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[–]CasioSK-1 1 point2 points ago

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"Boots sicka cats sicka boots sicka cats sick" is my favorite.

[–]shoppedpixels 1 point2 points ago

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My dogs are looking at me very suspiciously...

[–]watyousay 1 point2 points ago

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Those are nice boots. What are those?

[–]sndzag1 3 points4 points ago

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I have them on my feet right now. They are... http://www.amazon.com/Rothco-Black-Forced-Entry-Tactical/dp/B000JLGH7A/ref=sr_1_2?s=shoes&ie=UTF8&qid=1313555025&sr=1-2

There are plenty of similar boots (search "Stealth boots" or "forced entry boots", or a combination of both). They're incredible boots for everything except long-distance running (i.e. jogging a few miles). They even work as dress shoes, if you keep them clean and the pants cover the main part of the boot.

They're great in mud, shallow water (usually, still get wet a bit, but if you're quickly getting through a puddle you wouldn't have any problem), and even work pretty great in snow (they work fine as snow boots, really). Also easy get on and off, just use the zipper after you've tied them up to fit your foot nicely.

[–]watyousay 0 points1 point ago

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reddit never disappoints. Thank you Sir.

[–]ayures 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if I could pass those off as dress boots for wearing blues.

[–]sndzag1 0 points1 point ago

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I bet you could get really close.

They're really nice boots, especially if you throw some black polish (not shiny leather of course) on them and make sure they're not dirty or anything.

[–]Pootytang001 1 point2 points ago

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"Lieutenant Commander Data, lay down a funky beat." "Yes Captain, Accessing...: Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots" ---

[–]ColHunterGathers 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why, but my mind immediately turned it into a Michael Jackson song.

[–]dgasz 1 point2 points ago

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Poffertjes en Crackertjes

[–]Lucrin 1 point2 points ago

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If you want to add a double kick hit in there add in "bubbles"

boots-and-cats-and-bubbles-and-cats-and....

[–]S3XPanther 1 point2 points ago

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Take it a step further and go "Boots And Tits And Cats And Tits And" over and over. 16th note pattern going on right there

[–]abukenM9 3 points4 points ago

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too many words. just repeat the word "unce"

[–]Biggillen 2 points3 points ago

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Bad Transformer fight scene +beat = Dubstep

[–]HawkPuncher 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mohosavich 1 point2 points ago

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lesson 2: Boots n cats n bub bubba cats n

[–]CheapBastid 0 points1 point ago

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Back in the 80's it was:

Diggy Boots gots boots, gots boots, gots boots...

[–]GJCaesar1138 0 points1 point ago

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There's an a capella group that named their album "Boots and Cats" because of this.

Link to iTunes

[–]lozzobear 0 points1 point ago

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Takin' a PISSSSSSS.

[–]roflsyrup 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds an awful lot like "Boats & Hoes" to me.

[–]fillerbuster 0 points1 point ago

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A few months ago my friends and I had the revelation of "Buns and Cans." Probably not as good, well, depending on how you look at it.

[–]ihavearedditaccount 0 points1 point ago

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This will be today's ice soap and 2 am chili, just wait and see.

[–]Andrew_Would 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite is...

DANSK DANSK fast.

should end up like... "Dansiicka" idk. its epic.

DANSK DANSK DANSKDANSK

[–]crackshot91 0 points1 point ago

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I tried this for a few minutes, but then I felt weird and stopped. :(

[–]ThePhysioTheRapist 0 points1 point ago*

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Beatboxing 201: Boar; Baboon!

[–]vinieux 0 points1 point ago

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...badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom

[–]snakeymoonbeam 0 points1 point ago

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I was just at Meltdown in Darrington, Washington state. http://summermeltdown.com/ Sunday night members of 7 or more bands had a huge jam. Near the end they went into a "Boots & Cats" jam. It all makes since now. http://i.imgur.com/UHqOf.jpg

[–]Stef82055 0 points1 point ago

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Boots and cats and buttons and kittens! Trust me, try it.

[–]mostanon 0 points1 point ago

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I made retarded noises for 5 minutes. Thanks, man. ;)

[–]brohammed_ali 0 points1 point ago

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Shoes and kittens. Shoes and kittens... hmmmm.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ITS ANTS AND CATS

[–]FlipOutLikeANinja 0 points1 point ago

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I was told to say ' cup of tea' over and over for a refreshing dance beat

[–]smokeythebandit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Billy_Blaze 0 points1 point ago

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I seriously think that was the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit this year, that's seriously AMAZING.

[–]Dromoro 0 points1 point ago

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I personally prefer the Boom-Cha.... Boot-Cats method, but w/e floats your boat.

[–]PurpleSfinx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DarkFaerieSkye 0 points1 point ago

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I want those boots.

[–]WoodsMD 0 points1 point ago

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I learned it as boots n skirts

[–]sqazm 0 points1 point ago

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burger chicken, pocket chicken

[–]SilverApples 0 points1 point ago

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beardy man on lilly allen show yeah?

[–]rjsn272 0 points1 point ago

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i've heard boots'n'pants

[–]LowelLer 0 points1 point ago

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I heard it was boats n cats

[–]Olpainless 0 points1 point ago

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No. No reddit, not this time.

[–]discidius 0 points1 point ago

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Based on the thumbnail, I thought that this had something to do with stomping on cats. I am disappoint.

[–]vinieux 0 points1 point ago

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Something we used to say was 'This thing, That thing' with emphasis in the right places

[–]momentary 0 points1 point ago

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I can't tell if this is a good tip because i can already beatbox does this work for others?

[–]tnailz128 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer the boots n pants method personally

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Those are Rocky brand boots. Good boots.

[–]crasher_of_bikes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SubliminalSuffocate 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds a bit more like Boots 'n Cancer

[–]kierenj 0 points1 point ago

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One my brother found: Baboon Captivity. Give it a go: Baboon Captivity Baboon Captivity Baboon Captivity :D

[–]SentientCreation 0 points1 point ago

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I own a pair of those boots.

[–]Evets616 0 points1 point ago

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Sir, you have made my day.

[–]zbigniew156 0 points1 point ago

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as a beatboxer for many years i will say there is no such thing as a beatboxing 101 or a "how to beatbox". proper vocal percussion requires years of practice and subsequently exercising muscles in your mouth that are otherwise not used to nearly the same effect. a person who hasnt been really trying for years will PHYSICALLY not be able to produce the vast majority of sounds many beatboxers use. unless you wanna sound like a total doofus. beatboxers eat pussy better than normal people.

[–]maninthecorner 0 points1 point ago

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kibbles n' bits a' kibbles n' bits a' kibbles n' bits a' kibbles n' bits a' kibbles a' kibbles a' kibbles 'a kibbles a' kibbles n' bits;

mum a' poppa;

[–]ambrosia82 0 points1 point ago

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TIL - Kick cats with boots, makes noise.

[–]rockaholick37 0 points1 point ago

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Mind blown

[–]g1zmo 0 points1 point ago

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As demonstrated by the multi-talented Shockwave.

[–]Say_fuzzy_pickles 0 points1 point ago

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Not gonna lie, I was expecting a Transformer.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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he is far too white to wear his hat like that

[–]goddamit_iamwasted 0 points1 point ago

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did everybody just try this and go whoa

[–]purpleeggplant 0 points1 point ago

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i prefer "boots, pants".

lets leave the cats out of this one.

[–]cancegraf 0 points1 point ago

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Here's a video teaching the same thing, if you need to hear it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fPnU2FZZmQ

[–]rarrtard -1 points0 points ago

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rarr!

[–]purpleeggplant -1 points0 points ago

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i prefer "boots, pants".

lets leave the cats out of this one.

[–]bloog -1 points0 points ago

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Guys, guys, name this song:
boot [rest] cat [rest]-boot-sick boot cat [rest] [rest] boot cat-boot-[rest] sick boot cat

[–]nerdfighterelle -4 points-3 points ago

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I prefer "cunts and bitches"

[–]nostalgya -2 points-1 points ago

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is it bad the first thing I noticed is that I own those pair of boots

[–]padawangabe 0 points1 point ago

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No. Why would that be bad?

[–]ransomvacuum -2 points-1 points ago

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For dubstep just repeat "bunsen burner" in a low gravely voice