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[–]khouser 130 points131 points ago

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I am a large man, and I can say that I have done that and it is hilariously fun. The tube doesn't even fit over my shoulders, but when you dive through- MAGIC

[–]Smeernoph 125 points126 points ago

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I'm going to get fat just to try this

[–]TheGreatSzalam 4 points5 points ago

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I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that some of the side effects might make this whole endeavor not worth your while.

[–]redwinterwolf 43 points44 points ago

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HEY EVERYBODY ITS MISTER PARTY POOPER

[–]Helplessly_Stoned 88 points89 points ago

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Fellow fat guy here it totally works and I have made money doing it several times.

[–]khouser 38 points39 points ago

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Holy crap I need to makes bets on this! My world just opened up!

[–]TheRapistCat 16 points17 points ago

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I bet 500 quatloos on the newcomer.

[–]Mr_Tenno 1 point2 points ago

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Triskelion reference? Upvotes for you Sir.

[–]Beegee7730 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, I was just watching the simpsons a minuto ago and they made that reference.

[–]perixe 0 points1 point ago

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wonderful, my only quatloos reference is that one episode of Futurama.

[–]Mike07P 0 points1 point ago

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I bet 20 billion Prussian franks

[–]manaworkin 2 points3 points ago

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That's a great idea. I've done it before too.

[–]BECKSTERRRR 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it. Why couldn't I have been born a fat guy?!

[–]DreamcastFanboy 6 points7 points ago

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I can't tell if you're serious, or just trying to set me up for a Darwin award.

[–]NotVeryWitty 9 points10 points ago

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I'm a skinny guy and I can't do it.

[–]pyrotechie83 10 points11 points ago

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It only works for fat.

[–]jlstitt 0 points1 point ago

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Or really skinny.

[–]glassy125 6 points7 points ago

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this is impossible, what is this witchcraft?!

[–]-Tack 2 points3 points ago

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Well it can be explained quite simply.

SCIENCE

[–]BetaMerc 3 points4 points ago

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fuckin' A!

[–]dmsuperman -1 points0 points ago

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When you lift your arms up, your shoulders are unhinged and no longer as broad, so it's a lot easier to fit. Try taking a shirt off like a dress, if the collar isn't super tight yo ucan usually do it just fine. Just lift your arms up and put them through the top.

[–]Fantastic_Mr_Fister 42 points43 points ago*

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You're close but only halfway there. This guy is quick. Just before hitting the water, he not only unhinged his shoulders, he also dislocated both hips. In mid air, mind you. this allowed him to collapse his pelvic region to fit. Then he quickly popped himself back together before resurfacing. It takes a sharp eye, but you can see it.

Try putting both legs in one pantleg of a pair of jeans. Rip your hips out of the sockets and bam! You can slip right thru.

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[–]ApplesnPie -1 points0 points ago

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That's what she said

[–]doctorunk 1 point2 points ago

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sounds like the exorcist

[–]xiaoxiy 7 points8 points ago

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You now owe me a new shirt...

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[–]thersoiv 90 points91 points ago

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"Thunder-shits" Biggest laugh I've gotten off the internet in about a week.

[–]kactus 54 points55 points ago

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I dunno, Mahatma Ghandicap gave me quite the laugh.

[–]ididntwantausername 10 points11 points ago

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I actually started laughing because you said it was funny, but then I realized it wasn't that funny and stopped mid-laugh. ಠ_ಠ

[–]JaymesJB 14 points15 points ago

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What was that you said? Did you say Mahatma Ghandicap?

[–]Shakuro 5 points6 points ago

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No soap, radio.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The pilot was an orange.

[–]mikeywhatwhat 1 point2 points ago

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If there was some kind of a way that we could make a .gif with sound, I think we might be able to tell exactly what happened. Does anyone know if this is possible?

[–]Fecal-Enthusiast 5 points6 points ago

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I approve of this theory about Thunder-shits...

[–]DangerousDetlef 3 points4 points ago

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Word of the year 2011.. nah, screw it, at least word of the decade

[–]vicgolgo13 0 points1 point ago

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Crying because I'm laughing so hard at this and trying to hold it in and I don't want my co-workers to hear me. Every once in a while it sounds like I'm sobbing but I'm actually just trying to contain the outburst of laughter.

[–]RipRapRob 118 points119 points ago

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[–]ayiyi 10 points11 points ago

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FAT GUY IN A LITTLE TUBE

[–]slashbringinghasher 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JordanBelcher 5 points6 points ago

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Funniest thing the internet has brought me in the last year. Thank you.

[–]arrogantworm 124 points125 points ago

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I would say it would have something to do with the Tensile Modulus of Elasticity of Polyvinyl Chloride

[–]Esparno 70 points71 points ago

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magic, got it

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 83 points84 points ago

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And I would say it has to do with how a heavy enough body of mass (he seems sufficient) moving at 0.015 mach is capable of creating a small rift in the space-time continuum, sufficiently so to enlarge openings that seem physically incapable of passing through one another.

[–]StuckinSC 23 points24 points ago

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So remember, if the hole's too tight just gain some weight.

[–]xeonrage 12 points13 points ago

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As a fat man, I can tell you this works.

[–]jackcatalyst 8 points9 points ago

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Seems legit.

[–]moose5 2 points3 points ago

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Rule of cool.

[–]Allisonaxe 0 points1 point ago

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quantum tunneling, then?

[–]highzenburg 0 points1 point ago

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Don't forget the Lorentz Contraction. Never forget the Lorentz Contraction.

[–]jlstitt 0 points1 point ago

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Magic, got it.

[–]Zambini 6 points7 points ago

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I prefer the Thunder-shits theorem

[–]throwaway_for_keeps 2 points3 points ago

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While I would say that those kiddie innertubes are pretty stretchy and really want to float, instead of stay underwater.

[–]Slick135 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, it's still got one of the highest tensile modulus of elasticity out of all those plastics (higher meaning stiffer, counter-intuitively)!

[–]Coherent 9 points10 points ago

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The funny thing is that this is not an artificially altered gif. I know because I've noticed the same phenomenon from when I've dived into rings in the pool. I mean, I'm a really big guy. But even the smallest ring can somehow stretch momentarily around me when I dive into it. I think it has something to do with the water pressure laminating to the body evenly forcing the tube to be bigger for just a moment as it passes around the body shape.

[–]Vladdangel 10 points11 points ago

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That's a long definition for the word "magic".

[–]bubbafloyd 3 points4 points ago

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fucking magnets

[–]Vladdangel 1 point2 points ago

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That's better. Ty.

[–]Coherent 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, okay, magic.

[–]howmanymics 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say its more your body getting squished through it. The plastic would stay all stretched if got bigger wouldn't it?

[–]tarheel91 2 points3 points ago

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Up to a certain point, materials can undergo deformation and return to their original form. This is known as elastic deformation.

[–]qquicksilver 36 points37 points ago

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Have you ever had anal sex ?

[–]Neebat 38 points39 points ago

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Why? What have you heard? SHEEP LIE.

[–]tonberry 10 points11 points ago

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If you make a running start, everything will go smooth as butter.

[–]pyrotechie83 5 points6 points ago

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This is also how I approach anal sex.

[–]tonberry 2 points3 points ago

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Blood makes for excellent lube.

[–]pyrotechie83 1 point2 points ago

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You know, you'd think so, but it actually doesn't. There was this guy I was fucking HARD, and after a while I noticed things got all friction-y down there. I looked down and saw that he was bleeding. I told him what was going on, and he said he was okay and to keep going. I went a few more pumps, but it started feeling crusty. I wouldn't recommend it.

Another common misconception is that tears make good lube. I dated a guy that wasn't that good at deep-throating, but damn did he try. He tried taking me all the way a few times, and was choking up, and got a lot of tears in his eyes. It was dripping all over my cock, so I sorta pulled him away. He started trying to finish the job with his hand, and it dried out really quickly. Maybe it's just stripper tears that make great lube, but non-stripper tears definitely don't do much to reduce friction.

[–]crappuccino 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ̯ಠ

[–]cjcrashoveride 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it's culmination of all the shame and regret in those stripper tears. It's like emotional lubricating magic.

[–]pyrotechie83 0 points1 point ago

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That's my thought; maybe it's just the shame that makes it all worthwhile.

[–]whiteboy1190 3 points4 points ago

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I'm going to show this to my girlfriend. "It'll be just like this, baby! I promise!"

[–]skizmo 38 points39 points ago

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portals.

[–]Mekkah 5 points6 points ago

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When will he come out of the other one!?

[–]Morbo_Mad 20 points21 points ago

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One portal was atop the inflatable donut. The other was directly under the inflatable donut. As you can tell from the gif - it was a great success.

[–]Londonerr 41 points42 points ago

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And every time he passes right through it. Every fucking time!

[–]is_that_a_question 79 points80 points ago

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i've been watching him for awhile now. he's 60 for 60.

[–]aurisor 24 points25 points ago

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Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that.

[–]outflow 24 points25 points ago

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Lube.

[–]StormTAG 13 points14 points ago

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Lube on a tube?

[–]crossower 6 points7 points ago

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Lubetube.

[–]mindbleach 6 points7 points ago

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Tubelube, surely.

[–]bwillb 4 points5 points ago

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That lubetube is overpowered, they need to nerf it.

[–]Vladdangel 3 points4 points ago*

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Damnit, they just nerfed thunder-shit last Tuesday. If they nerf this, those damned pallys will pwn me every time!

[–]wsukow 1 point2 points ago

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If that's what, you're into.

[–]KungFuHamster 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SporkOfThor 6 points7 points ago

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Kind of the same thought I had when I saw this

[–]silentmage 4 points5 points ago

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wibbley wobbley timey wimey stuff

[–]jehahn 0 points1 point ago

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It got away from me... yeah.

[–]Gothbot6k 3 points4 points ago

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Science....Copious amounts of Science.

[–]mikesperry 4 points5 points ago

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Obviously it's Santa Claus in the off-season. If he can fit down a chimney, he can slip through a floaty-ring.

[–]caliginousrival 5 points6 points ago

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Spaghettification. It was a small black hole.

[–]soggy_cereal 11 points12 points ago

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They probably just reversed the footage.

[–]someguy945 4 points5 points ago

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Someone reverse this gif!

[–]soggy_cereal 19 points20 points ago

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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The reverse gif confirms he actually does make it all the way through the tube. I don't know why this is easier to see in reverse... but it is.

[–]disposablechild 1 point2 points ago

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Yep I do this move all the time.

[–]Vladdangel 1 point2 points ago

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I saw chuck norris do this once with a cheerio in a cereal bowl filled with piranhas, can't find the link now though.

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

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That must have been some... soggy cereal.

[–]Vladdangel 7 points8 points ago

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Totally didn't get it until I saw your user name... Still don't get it though.

[–]soggy_cereal 1 point2 points ago

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Well... because when cereal gets soggy it breaks up easily, making it easier to dive through. It wasn't a very good joke.

[–]disposablechild 0 points1 point ago

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You are a genius.

[–]ksrchicity 2 points3 points ago

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HE'S A WIZARD, HARRY.

[–]sarctastic 2 points3 points ago

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'E's a wizard, 'arry!

Fixed that for ya.

[–]Nackles 2 points3 points ago

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But those tubes usually have that really hard plastic seam on the inside that feels like it slices you--wouldn't that jump HURT?

[–]Cpt_Crunch-n-Munchin 6 points7 points ago

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Must be witchcraft, can't be something as blasphemous as elasticity. I mean come on, PVC and fat are the hardest materials known to man.

[–]deathvanquished 1 point2 points ago

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Just like Winnie the Pooh...

[–]yParticle 1 point2 points ago

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Getting stuck halfway would be a... bother.

[–]junglepoon 1 point2 points ago

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O he could have just brought his hands down to his stomach as soon as he went underwater...

[–]inertia186 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't. But we are meant to think he did. These tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always ride single file ... to hide their numbers.

[–]MonsterAddict 1 point2 points ago

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Thats what buttsex with my ex used to be like.

[–]sno0py 1 point2 points ago

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surface tension...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Getting a weird boner from watching this. Think I might need to go see the Bachmanns.

[–]m4n715 1 point2 points ago

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Fat magic.

[–]pajam 1 point2 points ago

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The opposite of a hotdog down a hallway.

[–]CrashMurphy 1 point2 points ago

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And that was the day Frank had his nipples ripped off by the unforgiving plastic seam of his daughter's floatie.

[–]epic_win 1 point2 points ago

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Lube

[–]MJZMan 1 point2 points ago

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Gravity + Elasticity = How the fuck.

[–]tehflambo 1 point2 points ago

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He had eaten one a few hours ago, so when the one in the pool snagged around his shoulders he simply released the first one and let it pass through his shorts. The real trick here is making sure to eat plenty of beans with the inner tube, so that it emerges properly inflated.

[–]ashleton 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit: helping fat guys win bets.

[–]Bonelessflea 4 points5 points ago

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Now you're swimming with portals!

[–]Koraboros 20 points21 points ago

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Uh... he pushes the tube aside and it rises up?

Surprised nobody said this yet.

[–]gojirra 3 points4 points ago

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I used to do this all the time. Try it for yourself if you don't believe it's possible, the tube stretches around you pretty easily.

[–]toobias 4 points5 points ago

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Where is your gif?

[–]vikilicous 11 points12 points ago

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If you watch carefully when he goes underwater you can see his body pass through the tube

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

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Even if you don't watch carefully he passes through the tube. Koraboros is just blind.

[–]Vladdangel 6 points7 points ago

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Even if you don't watch it at all he still does it. Verified by a friend watching me not watch it while simultaneously watching the gif. Oh wait, maybe HIM watching it made it happen... Damnit, I'll be back in a few minutes...

[–]evildoppleganger 1 point2 points ago

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If you watch really carefully you can see that he could easily put his arms in and slide it under his body as he goes under.

[–]smartythrowawaypants 5 points6 points ago

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I would say he only put his arms through and when he went under water lowered them against his stomach so the ring floated back to the top. That would keep the ring visible the entire time and do to the way water refracts light it would make it look like his whole body had passed through it.

Just a guess though.

[–]gojirra 12 points13 points ago

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I've done it, the guy did it, it's nothing special. The tube stretches pretty easily in those conditions.

[–]joshuachase 1 point2 points ago

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Not that big of a deal... I stick big things in small holes almost daily.

[–]bzBetty 0 points1 point ago

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maybe you should eat more fibre.

[–]vinfx 4 points5 points ago

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I'd like to warn people not to do this. People have been known to snap their necks and become paralyzed by jumping through an inner tube on the water. If you miss slightly and your head catches the edge of the tube, your head will bend back as your body continues to fall which will snap your neck.

TLDR: DIVING THROUGH INNER TUBES IS IS NOT A SMART THING TO DO.

[–]Halgrind 7 points8 points ago

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He will join the honored dead in the Halls of Sto'vo'kor.

[–]Nsaneman 4 points5 points ago

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In other news, people should cover their walls with cushions because they could run into them and hurt themselves. CHILD PROOF EVERYTHING!

[–]Cinelli 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, David Blaine has put on a lot of weight.

[–]P10_WRC 0 points1 point ago

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slippery when wet

[–]healious 0 points1 point ago

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you cant explain that

[–]Hoffspeaks 0 points1 point ago

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Damn Magic

[–]briedcan 0 points1 point ago

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Science.

[–]juicenx 0 points1 point ago

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Andrew Zimmern?!

[–]disposablechild 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Miracles.

[–]ThreeCat 0 points1 point ago

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Its crying on the inside.

[–]ma2is 0 points1 point ago

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comes back up with 20 pounds skinned off his belly

[–]trollforthelols 0 points1 point ago

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It is one of the mass relays

[–]BestReadAtWork 0 points1 point ago

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The Remington Steele of pool shenanigans.

[–]Thelurkingfapper 0 points1 point ago

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Reptilian shapeshifter. Common amongst the obese.

[–]Paustinj 0 points1 point ago

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Spoilers: He's actually a cat

[–]ilove_cutethings 0 points1 point ago

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NO! I DONT UNDERSTAND!

[–]HenryDorsettCase 0 points1 point ago

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He did it with skill. Pure skill.

[–]ryanasimov 0 points1 point ago

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That's one violated pool ring...

[–]trollofzog 0 points1 point ago

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Looks to me like he just pushed it underwater with his arms and then released it when under, I don't think he went all the way though if you watch carefully.

[–]Stregano 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he starts to go through it like it appears, and does not make it through, so he just pushes the intertube aside, which would still give the appearance that he went through it

[–]paulw252 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody reads the Tosh.0 blog.

[–]iluvatar3 0 points1 point ago

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My guess, the buoyancy of the inner-tube would prevent it from submerging with him? As for actually diving through it, still pretty impressive.

[–]XxGirxX 0 points1 point ago

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Portal gun that's how.

[–]cj122 0 points1 point ago

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Now your thinking with portals

[–]rotorbladesmoke 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else hear the splash in their head, every time?

[–]khanfusion 0 points1 point ago

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Buoyant force plus gravity plus elasticity of rubber.

Done.

[–]HandyAndy 0 points1 point ago

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Just one word: plastics.

[–]JohnDagger17 0 points1 point ago

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was that blood in the water?

[–]socialite-buttons 0 points1 point ago

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Pordals

[–]Cheesio 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

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This is actually a doctored up video of a man jumping into your mom's gaping anus.

[–]drgonzo007 0 points1 point ago

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Science you can't explain that.

[–]supersauce 0 points1 point ago

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Same way Gauge takes two big dicks in her corn-hole; lots of lube and a stretchy ring.

[–]JohnDoeNuts 0 points1 point ago

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Science.

[–]siromega 0 points1 point ago

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Thats the same principle as to how women give birth! ;)

[–]random314 0 points1 point ago

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It's lube, head to toe.

[–]DownvotesEnsue 0 points1 point ago

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Isaac Newton called. He has some questions for you.

[–]classicduster 0 points1 point ago

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fat and plastic are squishy.

[–]spiny_dogfish 0 points1 point ago

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so nobody here thinks that, once he breaks the water, he folds his arms down and lets the tube glide past his belly and legs, and back up to the surface? like a fun parlor trick?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS EXACTLY HOW A VAGINA WORKS!!!!

[–]fafol 0 points1 point ago

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GREASED WATERMELON!

[–]TheManFromInternet 0 points1 point ago

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Copious exudate from his dermal lard glands.

[–]hobomolester 0 points1 point ago

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do a barrel roll.

[–]radherring 0 points1 point ago

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Behold! Gravity!

[–]Hougaiidesu 0 points1 point ago

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He's a witch!

[–]Burnt0ver 0 points1 point ago

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Impressive sir!

[–]peter-pickle 0 points1 point ago

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... but seriously it's just photoshoped.

[–]zop1o 0 points1 point ago

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was the ring a vagina of sorts?

[–]randomsteaksauce 0 points1 point ago

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noclip

[–]Bunneh 0 points1 point ago

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I remember diving through those when I was a kid. I bet my grandpa 20 bucks I could do it. :3 I still have no idea how this guy did it though! LOL

[–]claymore_kitten 0 points1 point ago

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if you want karma it helps if you don't end a comment in LOL.

[–]Bunneh 0 points1 point ago

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If you want karma it helps to use proper capitalization at the beginning of a sentence. ಠ_ಠ Next time I will type in detail how hard I laughed at a large man going through a small flotation device. FFS facepalm

[–]mcgerkins 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm... a fat, bald headed dude diving through a tight, pink ring...

...this means something.

[–]damien6669 0 points1 point ago

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INCONTHEIVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]roofermann 0 points1 point ago

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Astro-glide.

[–]ircanadian 0 points1 point ago

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I bet you he figured out how to get the triangle block into the circle hole as a kid.

[–]xarento 0 points1 point ago

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I can imagine that would scratch like hell on the way through.

[–]csgecko 0 points1 point ago

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Get to the front page 3 consecutive times in one week? Who knows.

[–]the_knee_grows 0 points1 point ago

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Does anybody realize that he doesn't actually go through? He just slips it back over his head while under water.

[–]Codycb 0 points1 point ago

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He's thinking with portals!

[–]LurkerPatrol 0 points1 point ago

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Quantum tunneling

[–]mrmyxlplyx 0 points1 point ago

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Easy. Like this.

[–]imtoosly 0 points1 point ago

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someone slow it down!

[–]muchB1663R 0 points1 point ago

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Elvish pool ring

[–]ScoobysDoo 3 points4 points ago

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I read this as Elvis pool ring

[–]Dunni- 0 points1 point ago

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He's part octopus.

[–]bersh 0 points1 point ago

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Troll dad at work.

[–]fuber 0 points1 point ago

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sorta reminds me of sex.