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[–]moo100times 24 points25 points ago

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Just watched this episode for the first time in ages. Great fun. I love South Park's spin on technology.

Semi-relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WYH7DKNUZI&feature=related

[–]sltkr 12 points13 points ago

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If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.

Beautiful metaphor.

[–]soulcakeduck 2 points3 points ago

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Direct link to the nambla episode.

[–]vapulate 1 point2 points ago

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It's the NAMBLA episode, for those wondering what episode this comes from.

[–]utubeaddict 10 points11 points ago

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Actually, the chatroulette part is from the Facebook episode.

[–]scumbag760 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, that's not chatroulette, that's the NAMBLA episode...he tries to make friends online...stating he is an 8 year old boy looking for an older male friend for good times (something like that) and gets a bunch of IMs at once.

[–]123GoTeamShake 33 points34 points ago

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Midgets piss me off...

[–]redditallreddy 4 points5 points ago

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If you pay the right ones, you could get them to piss on you.

[–]mrwriter 9 points10 points ago

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Piss on my leg maybe.

[–]smpx 3 points4 points ago

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Oi! You appear to be peeing upon my leg!

[–]redditallreddy 0 points1 point ago

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Well, what you gotta do is kinda lay down, and then the midget kinda squats over you... unless they're really tiny and then they can just climb aboard... and then...

Keep in mind, this is JUST hypothetical!

... they can have at you at your whim.

[–]IknowthisIknowthis 11 points12 points ago

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Damn dude, this guy is tiny. He must be a dwarf.

[–]Instant_Awesome 66 points67 points ago

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[–]Killbunny90210 61 points62 points ago

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"Clown hat curly hair smiley face."

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Whatever happened to Clyde Frog?

[–]pictureinaframe 4 points5 points ago

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I believe Kyle killed him in the AIDS episode.

[–]SchindlersFist712 1 point2 points ago

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"No, no, no Kyle! Not Clyde Frog!"

[–]ImGoingToMakeYouMad 6 points7 points ago

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Not available outside the US.

You are not instant awesome.

[–]fabis 0 points1 point ago

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Yes it is.

[–]MarkStoddart 9 points10 points ago

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<It's Sher@mie:)>

[–]jetemange 8 points9 points ago

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Why's his mouse backwards?

[–]chka 1 point2 points ago

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I'm surprise he even have a mouse. I thought everyone in tv-land just used the keyboard for everything.

[–]string97bean 6 points7 points ago

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Around...think about it.

[–]Ringmaster324 3 points4 points ago

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its supposed to be 11 inches but ill upvote you anyways

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 1 point2 points ago

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It's just a little bit cold in here right now is all

[–]in_SI_that_is -1 points0 points ago

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27.94 centimetres

[–]XavierMendel 1 point2 points ago

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You'd need to be a very horny magician to make that work without losing both your legs in the process.

[–]SupaDawg 6 points7 points ago

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Nice post buddy.

[–]brokenzion410 6 points7 points ago

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he's not your buddy, pal

[–]iwishiwasadinosaur 4 points5 points ago

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he's not you pal, friend!

[–]brokenzion410 5 points6 points ago

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he's not your friend, guy!

[–]helenwarre -4 points-3 points ago

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He's not your guy, compadre!

[–]Gaboni 0 points1 point ago

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He's not your compadre, cuate!

[–]jngrow 11 points12 points ago

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yes, just post jokes from episodes of shows or films. I really fucking hate this trend.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But I haven't seen it, so I find the practice valid.

[–]TheScrantonStrangler 1 point2 points ago

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I can't wait to see how they open up the next half of the season. I bet they just treat it as if nothing happened.

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[–]L-user 1 point2 points ago

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Midgets piss me off :FrownyFace:

[–]gryffon5147 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah... those were the good days. Is it just me or was South Park kinda stale this season?

[–]IknowthisIknowthis 14 points15 points ago

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Here is a fucking novel.

So basically, after watching South Park as the first piece of intelligence in my Christianity-controlled life, I fell in love with it and would hear not a word spoken against it.

The last fucking episode was the most beautiful painful goodbye they ever could have done. The entire season before that last episode was shit. There was no warmth, there were no jokes between them that the audience could find, they started fucking with us, setting up jokes that they SHOULD have taken, (ex "Dont rub your hands once you walk away" in the city sushi ep) and then they just walk away.

Every time I watch episodes of this last season, all I feel is exhaustion and regret. They're giving this to us for the contractual obligation.

In the older seasons, I'd sit my fat ass down and fucking just have mental explosions from all the different parallels and metaphors and concepts being presented to me.

Watching the old episodes I would sit there and try to think about HOW they came up with the jokes, and I know that they were sitting there fucking dying laughing as they'd write it, like just totally enjoying laughing with each other.

The end monologue of "You're getting old" just slaughtered me, because yes, the fun is lost. Yes, that point has ended. But its okay, because we're settin dem britches free. I have tears in my eyes, I will miss them so much, but holy shit it was time.

They're tired, like, we all can feel it. They gave me so much, and taught me more than I could ever express. I really just want them to be happy, and to relax, and not fucking be tired or stressed out and hate each other. But I'm gonna miss South Park. Fuck, lol I write too much. Ima miss them.

[–]Sonatatata 5 points6 points ago

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It wasn't really a goodbye though. (at least not more than a temporary one)
They are only halfway through the current season, which will continue in October
and after that 2 more seasons are already confirmed.

[–]xilpaxim 12 points13 points ago

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Fucking Reddit man.

Man says tearful goodbye to show that took him away from Christianity and gave him a new God to worship, another Redditor tells him there are still 2.5 seasons left, and probably more.

Your post should have ended with "problem?"

[–]achingchangchong 0 points1 point ago

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Meet the new god; same as the old god.

[–]IknowthisIknowthis 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I welcome disillusionment! Didja read my username? :p

I try n stay pretty up to date with S.P. news, and I knew there were errors in my post but damnit it needed to be said and it all just came out at once.

[–]IknowthisIknowthis 1 point2 points ago

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No man, I definitely know that there's more, but like the other dude mentioned they just seem so exasperated. Maybe 'Goodbye' was the wrong term, but it just feels like a Warning? Foreshadowing? An early goodbye seems to fit in my mind.

It's like a preemptive apology, that's better. Like they're saying "It's okay if you stop watching, we know." tears

[–]olafurw 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, except the last episode IMO. Though they were coming of creating a musical. I think they were trying not to be topical.

As contractually obligated, Stone and Parker were given one week to produce the episode, as with every other in the season. Coinciding with production and performance of the Broadway musical The Book of Mormon produced by the South Park creators, there has been speculation over doubt within the writing team on the future of South Park.

Shortly after the opening of The Book of Mormon, an "exasperated" Parker commented to The Hollywood Reporter in reference to the upcoming season: "I don't know how we're going to do it. It's a nightmare." Stone and Parker are contractually obligated to continue production through 2013.

[–]vapulate 2 points3 points ago

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I thought the first three were pretty stupid (iPad, funnybot, royal wedding), but the TMI episode, the city sushi episode, the crack baby episode, and the episode you mentioned were hilarious.

[–]SupaDawg 5 points6 points ago

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I actually quite enjoyed royal wedding. As a Canadian, i always find some odd extra humor in episodes about us.

As is tradition.

[–]Swayze 1 point2 points ago

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Is this really what makes it to the front page of reddit now?

[–]sherril8 0 points1 point ago

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Thought this was going to be about those facebook statuses that are going around.

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My favorite episode.

[–]champakbhoomia 0 points1 point ago

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Son of a biscuit !!

[–]fingernail 0 points1 point ago

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me too!

[–]Thunder99 0 points1 point ago

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I once knew a gnome who was 3 inches. (fully raid buffed)

[–]tony_bologna 0 points1 point ago

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frowny face

:(

[–]RubyLuna 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]sfitzer 0 points1 point ago

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"I'll poop into your butt hole..."

edit: fix quote

[–]link343 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]SidewaysGate 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ziby 1 point2 points ago

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))<>((

FTFY.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is going to be my retort whenever someone PMs me this on a gay dating website.

[–]MasCapital 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was going to be about this guy. NSFW

[–]deltaforcex 0 points1 point ago

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Could it have been Mr. Hankey??? He looks about eight and a half inches.

[–]xilpaxim 0 points1 point ago

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Slowly making my way through South Park on IW. Up to season 7. Cartman has been the target of so much pedophilia, it is insane. That boy has had more up his ass than...OK, I just had a mental fart, so fill in the rest for yourselves. I'm gonna go get a donut.

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[–]helenwarre 3 points4 points ago

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nope