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[–]noveltyaccount9001 108 points109 points ago

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[–]humblerodent 15 points16 points ago

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Original post: "GAAH! WTF"

This image: "dawwwwww"

[–]CowFu 2 points3 points ago

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Aww, thanks for the eye-bleach. That first image was going to haunt my dreams tonight.

[–]Tralan 24 points25 points ago

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This reminds me of those old Loony Tunes cartoons where the artist would fuck with Daffy and erase parts of him or redraw different parts onto his body.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 7 points8 points ago

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I say, I say - I appeah to have grown the body of a pussycat!

Now what, I say what!, in sam hill is goin' on 'round heah?

[–]Tralan 2 points3 points ago

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A chicken hawk, you say?!

[–]Toptomcat 2 points3 points ago

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Wasn't there only one?

[–]Tralan 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe. I don't know. the only Loony Tunes I get now are the new craptacular Loony Tunes show where they're drawn all weird and it isn't funny. Taz is a dog-like pet instead of a blood crazed Tornado monster? No thank you.

[–]Saucey 1 point2 points ago

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Those were my favorite ones.

[–]Tralan 1 point2 points ago

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I liked old school Daffy when he was a crazy jackass who hopped around saying "Woo hoo!" a lot (see the Farside comic "Daffy's Resume.") I hated asshole Daffy, so when that pencil came in started fucking with him, that was the best part.

[–]TheCannon 99 points100 points ago*

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Cock... Pussy... Cock... Pussy...

Gender roles have been bent.

[–]Felt_Ninja 14 points15 points ago

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Roles, too, but I like bread!

[–]TheCannon 3 points4 points ago

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Whoops! Thanks. Fixed.

I was hungry when I typed that out.

[–]Wrym 13 points14 points ago

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Hermaphroditic.

[–]w4rfr05t 44 points45 points ago

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Furmaphrodite

FTFY

[–]SigmaDraconisIV 0 points1 point ago

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pleasedontletrelevantrule34showup

pleasedontletrelevantrule34showup

pleasedontletrelevantrule34showup

I say this, because I can never resist that which he posts. Fucking curiosity

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 5 points6 points ago

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Fapping just got twice as fun.

[–]Doktor_Rob 5 points6 points ago

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I feel I need to call this a cockapus.

Hey, I just did. =D

[–]crazycroat16 -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck! beat me to it.

[–]acidic_compound 8 points9 points ago

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Then up vote it.

[–]crazycroat16 -4 points-3 points ago

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I did, doesn't fully express my feelings. I wanted to get it out there that I too thought of this joke, not only that I liked it.

[–]Gh0stRAT 2 points3 points ago

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"Hey, just thought you should know: you're not original"

[–]crazycroat16 0 points1 point ago

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Why all the downvotes to me?

[–]silky_johnson 71 points72 points ago

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That's enough internet for me today.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Hate to see that thing cough up a hairball.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Based on my own digestive system and how roosters often eat corns, I suppose it would cough up cornballs...

[–]benjgvps 14 points15 points ago

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Just don't pet it, you'll get a nasty burn.

[–]PirateMunky 5 points6 points ago

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[–]PirateMunky 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mattbluesman 4 points5 points ago

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like these

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What are those? Pieces of heaven?!

[–]fromkentucky 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]mattbluesman 0 points1 point ago

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popcorn balls a staple at my grandmas for the holiday season.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's a tradition I could support!

[–]mattbluesman 1 point2 points ago

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sometimes she covers them in a hard caramel

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet, sweet caramel! She's my heroin. (please excuse the bad european spelling)

[–]mattbluesman 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer caramel actually I don't know why I spelled it otherwise.

too bad I Cant ship them otherwise id send you some via the snack exchange.

(it is illegal to ship homemade food due to US customs laws.)

[–]TheCannon 1 point2 points ago

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Corn balls? I hope that isn't anything like Tennis Elbow.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's like premature ejaculation syndrome. If things get too hot, they'll pop.

[–]RumpleForeSkin72 1 point2 points ago

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I just heard the most hilarious imaginary sound in my head when I read that, thank you.

[–]JustPlainRude 8 points9 points ago

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Not sure if cuddly.

[–]Felt_Ninja 9 points10 points ago

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I say, meow!

Did you just say...meow?

Buck buck buck buck buck-aaaaaa!!!

[–]rth3775 3 points4 points ago

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Licence and registration, chicken fucker... Bakawk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fopvzf77b8

[–]TheBluePanda 9 points10 points ago

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Me Roosta.

[–]dudeAwEsome101 4 points5 points ago

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Stop being a chicken you pussy.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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maybe you should have shopped him smiling then, asshole.

[–]fromkentucky 5 points6 points ago

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Not possible. Roosters are never amused.

[–]brandotron 3 points4 points ago

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This thing would be such a fucking asshole. Cats are already kind of dicks, but at least they usually keep it passive-aggressive. Roosters just like to start shit, and they don't really care about how much bigger you are. Arrogant little bastards.

[–]fromkentucky 3 points4 points ago

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Would you say they're "cocky"?

[–]brandotron 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, roosters are undoubtedly the origin of that term. ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]brandotron 2 points3 points ago

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Have you ever met a rooster? They are cocky little bastards. They will run right the fuck up to you, a full-grown adult human much larger than they, and challenge you. And they mean it.

It's rather infuriating.

[–]pelanderfunk 3 points4 points ago

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I want one!

[–]PA55W0RD 3 points4 points ago

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I always wanted a chicken with four legs..

[–]toxygen 4 points5 points ago

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The skin on this creature's face resembles scrotum skin.

[–]anacrolix 5 points6 points ago

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If your scrotum looks like that, see a doctor.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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That's a normal appearance for a cock.

Well, from the neck up.

[–]yescaptn 4 points5 points ago

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Buck meowser.

[–]el_pinata 4 points5 points ago

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I...you win this round, Internet.

[–]orivar 7 points8 points ago

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It's photoshopped... I can tell by the pixels.

[–]viralizate 4 points5 points ago

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[–]b4n4n4p4nc4k3s 4 points5 points ago

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It is worth noting that edges and areas red in colour are often depicted as brighter in the ELA tests. This due to the way the photos are saved by various programs. It is not proof that image was manipulated.

If you are unsure how to interpret the results, please do not claim the results of this tool as proof of anything.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]viralizate 2 points3 points ago

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I think the first indication that it is shopped is that it is a fucking cock pussy chimera for god sake.

The joke was understood right?

[–]b4n4n4p4nc4k3s 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, it was.

[–]viralizate 0 points1 point ago

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That means I did not understand yours. My bad.

[–]plainOldFool 2 points3 points ago

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Now now now now, I say that boy ain't right.

[–]Erista 2 points3 points ago

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omg thats fuckin horrific, I love cats and chickens equally and omg!!

[–]PA55W0RD 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Huplescat22 3 points4 points ago

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That’ awful, and I ‘m speaking as someone who remembers, as a toddler, hanging out with my Grandmother when she was killing chickens. She would chop their heads off and toss them on the ground and they would run around just like chickens with their heads cut off.

[–]PA55W0RD 2 points3 points ago

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@Huplescat22

I would like to remind you that you are on Reddit and that sometimes posts are more for effect than truth.

I personally have 1 cat and two ferrets as pets and only occasionally think about beheading them in real life.

[–]Huplescat22 0 points1 point ago

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Uh... to clarify, I meant that Mike the Chicken was awful. Shit, just yesterday I ran across a thing about a Russian scientist who had a thing for grafting second heads onto dogs. Too bad he never hooked up with the living headless chicken guy... or not.

[–]unclerummy 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome. My mom lives out near Grand Junction; when I was out visiting a few years back, we actually drove over to Fruita specifically to check out the sculpture of Mike.

[–]laurasaurus 1 point2 points ago

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This is rather unnerving.

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[–]PA55W0RD 2 points3 points ago

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Think what it was doing to the poor kitten

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I see things like this, I laugh, then I immediately ask myself--why is this funny?

And no answer comes.

[–]fromkentucky 0 points1 point ago

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Absurdity, my friend... it needs no explanation.

[–]bruce_dedeuce 1 point2 points ago

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Something straight out of Avatar: The Last Bender.

[–]hexapus 1 point2 points ago

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Where is your god now???

[–]tictactoejam 5 points6 points ago

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WHERE'S YOUR GOD MEOW??

[–]fromkentucky 0 points1 point ago

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THIS NEEDS TO BE A MEME.

[–]taxatty 1 point2 points ago

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The red-headed stepchild of a Griffon?

[–]snarfy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mattbluesman 1 point2 points ago

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This is totally shopped, I can tell by the pixels.

[–]laddergoat89 1 point2 points ago

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I lost it.

[–]kadmylos 1 point2 points ago

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This is just a shop! Evolution is false!!

[–]jayjayjay92 1 point2 points ago

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meowadoodledoo

[–]beebhead 1 point2 points ago

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Dude you gotta tag this NSFL!

[–]PraetorianXX 1 point2 points ago

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Look at that hairy cock

[–]scottstephenson 1 point2 points ago

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His large beak is probably detachable and works as a flotation device.

[–]tictactoejam 1 point2 points ago

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im tripping and what is this?

[–]fromkentucky 1 point2 points ago

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Who would win in a fight, Rooster Cat or Crocoduck?

[–]zyrog 1 point2 points ago

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cockadoodlemew

[–]Tom_Anks 1 point2 points ago

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I saved this under the thought: "This could come in handy in the future".

[–]moosethumbs 2 points3 points ago

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Pussycock

[–]Herostratus 0 points1 point ago

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Thats what I'm calling it too...

[–]cgfromtexas 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GothicFighter 0 points1 point ago

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Ooookay. I wasn't going to sleep anyway. Gamescon 2011 and stuff.

[–]SVT_Lightning 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a flattened red ball sack hanging under the beak

[–]chefanubis 0 points1 point ago

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I think Pussy-cock its a better name.

[–]dagot_123 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaand I'm creeped out

[–]ambersayamber 0 points1 point ago

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i don't know what i was expecting to see when i opened this, but for some reason, it wasn't a rooster cat.

[–]Faquarl 0 points1 point ago

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This is worse than the human centipede

[–]fromkentucky 1 point2 points ago

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No. Nothing is worse than that.

[–]daemin 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know its a rooster?

Sexing chickens is notoriously hard. The only way to be really sure is wait for it to either grow spurs or start crowing.

[–]Splitzy 0 points1 point ago

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Now just add some wings and it'll be a diminutive gryffin.

[–]paulderev 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT IS THIS DEMONRY??

[–]ballstein 0 points1 point ago

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Too late for a cock pussy joke, I presume?

[–]PenisFlyTrap 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

[–]r4f4marques 0 points1 point ago

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My thoughts exactly...

OP has created a new reddit fobia!

[–]ajgator7 0 points1 point ago

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Nightmare fuel is nightmare fuel.

[–]emotiKid 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a larval hippogriff

[–]liatach 0 points1 point ago

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I should not be!

[–]yeaimdanilo 0 points1 point ago

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I smell a meme.

[–]ReallyEvilCanine -2 points-1 points ago

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Gee, I wonder where you might have karma-whored this from WITH NO FUCKING ATTRIBUTION YOU FUCKING CUNTING FUCK!

[–]MegainPhoto 1 point2 points ago

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This site should really get your blood boiling.

[–]ReallyEvilCanine 0 points1 point ago

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Without even hovering over your link I'm fairly certain this is eBaum or Chive.

[–]Johnny_Guitar 3 points4 points ago

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Leave it to a really evil canine to totally go after a rooster cat.

[–]peepeesoakedheckhole -1 points0 points ago

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That's soooo funny...

ಠ_ಠ

[–]fromkentucky 1 point2 points ago

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It was actually. I lol'd.

[–]rubibeef 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, now I have coffee all over my screen.

[–]imaunitard 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when cock and pussy get together.

[–]manuallax41 0 points1 point ago

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I think this might be a fake.

[–]tictactoejam 1 point2 points ago

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I can tell by the rooster head on the cat body.

[–]somuchdeath18 0 points1 point ago

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You would be less than amused if your face looked like a cock too.

[–]AFatHormone 0 points1 point ago

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I think the cock played with the pussy a little to much...

[–]fap_fap-fap 0 points1 point ago

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petite pussy takes on large head of cock

[–]GreenJesus423 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a creationists idea of evolution.

[–]fernguts -1 points0 points ago

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Fernguts is not impressed. (actually, it's a good editing job, I just find it unworthy of the front page).

I hope this doesn't start an avalanche of people photoshopping animal heads onto other animals. Baby's heads on grown men was hilarious, but this just isn't on the same level.

[–]GarlicBreddit -2 points-1 points ago

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Well pigeon dog don't give a fuck either.

[–]zmas -1 points0 points ago

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Ohh the horrors of GMO

[–]Jimmyjumpnjive -1 points0 points ago

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I'll take a boy and a girl. I want to be a "rancher."

[–]Godisman -1 points0 points ago

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Here they come to snuff the rooster...

[–]sandozguineapig -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]PabloEdvardo -2 points-1 points ago

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Violentacrez must be trying to balance out his posts in picsofdeadjailbait.