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[–]PHOTOSHOP_EVERYTHING 513 points514 points ago

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[–]DogXe 93 points94 points ago

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Oh! Oh!

I played this game a while back. Now...Where did I put it?

Ahh-ha... Here it is!

[–]jewman9000 28 points29 points ago

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Dude... What's in the glass...

[–]notabigtruck 15 points16 points ago

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Gwyneth Paltrow.

[–]Litdown 18 points19 points ago

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Your children. The bastard.

[–]Exivious 8 points9 points ago

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Semen

[–]dmuse 5 points6 points ago

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Lemonade.

[–]SubwayFugitive 1 point2 points ago

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Soylent Green

[–]sbrown123 0 points1 point ago

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Piña colada.

[–]150 13 points14 points ago

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this is so awesome... totally made my day :)

[–]ModernRonin 9 points10 points ago

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The little paper umbrella is a masterful touch.

[–]Scarker 54 points55 points ago

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[–]Aedan91 5 points6 points ago

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I love how poorly done the third panel is.

[–]wasabian 4 points5 points ago

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it'sa fabio

[–]nhprm 2 points3 points ago

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Read you first.
Thought it really was Fabio, not horrible PS.
Was thoroughly confused.

[–]wasabian 3 points4 points ago

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can't believe it's not fabio?

[–]BigSooz 0 points1 point ago

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She needs a straw.

[–]jj3351 4 points5 points ago

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That...that was beautiful

[–]emannuelrojas 3 points4 points ago

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Beaches love photoshop.

[–][deleted] 716 points717 points ago

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Oh c'mon ! Just paste a huge shine dick in there ! http://i.imgur.com/XATcr.jpg

[–]LuxNocte 133 points134 points ago

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OH GOD MY EYES!

[–]TheRapistCat 39 points40 points ago

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It's okay, it's okay.... just take a deep breath, and let it out slowly, yes.. like that. You're doing great.

[–]ahmadamaj 30 points31 points ago

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let it out slowly

now let it back in slowly

now let it out again

now in, in...

yeah baby, come on yeah...

[–]skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs 7 points8 points ago

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Just paste a huge shine dick in there

OH GOD MY EYES!

let it out??

[–]DRW315 19 points20 points ago

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Just the tip!

[–]RasberryJammedRadar 12 points13 points ago

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That's how you get ants!

[–]donna_hayward 8 points9 points ago

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danger zone

[–]IntentToContribute 3 points4 points ago

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Ugh, you can still smell her on me...

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points ago

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i'm at work. there's no tag. i'm dying to see it. i hover over the link for five minutes. i set my browser to a really tiny window. click on the link and quickly change tabs. wait some seconds to make sure the image loaded. press ctrl+tab really quickly. i do it again to make sure. it's safe!! i laugh really loud. everyone ackwardly looks at me.

[–]junglepoon 31 points32 points ago

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I imagined everyone looking at you and going "ACK" like they all got simultaneously hit in the throat.

[–]callmelucky 151 points152 points ago*

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ACK ACK,

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACKACKACKACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

ACK ACK: ACK ACK ACKACKACK

Edit: Just pointing out for those who may not have noticed; the response time in this exchange was 2 minutes and 5 seconds. One of the great smackdowns in internet history. I salute you, Anon.

Edit: Disregard edit 1, I suck cocks. Thanks Nextil. A little history on this meme can be found here.

[–]wintersbane 55 points56 points ago

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[–]bovisrex 1 point2 points ago

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YES! I drew a copy of that in 10th Grade (clipped it out of the paper) and made it into a t-shirt. Figured everyone else had metal shirts, I could have one too.

[–]ravniel 5 points6 points ago

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This has to get more upvotes than fucking Cathy.

[–]thesecretbarn 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love Bloom County.

[–]wafflesburger 13 points14 points ago

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duplicate ACK detected

[–]Drifts 3 points4 points ago

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NAK

[–]Nextil 2 points3 points ago

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I wouldn't call a recent reply to a forced meme from 2007 a smackdown.

[–]callmelucky 0 points1 point ago

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Whoops, good call. It was way past my bedtime and I wasn't really paying attention. Edited. Good day to you, sir.

[–]Pielo 1 point2 points ago

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take all my upvotes. I couldn't stop laughing

[–]irish_toys 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this before, and it's only a little funny to me.. Is there some underlying reference I'm missing here?

[–]NBAallstar 1 point2 points ago

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Besides Mars Attacks?

[–]iAintGotTimeToBleed 4 points5 points ago

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MAY I PRESENT TO YOU......VariablySFW
This is for those thumbnails of cleavage where you just can't tell if there is a bit-o-nip at the bottom or not. Enjoy

[–]cattown 2 points3 points ago

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How is it safe? The dick takes up a third of the picture!

[–]pajam 1 point2 points ago

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I often operate with the same setup. Except my fingers constantly hover on ctrl+t to open a new tab as fast as possible if need be.

[–]saucefan 0 points1 point ago

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I use Opera on reddit just for the image preview popup extension. Solves this problem fully.

[–]electingthedead 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ShitBarometer 18 points19 points ago

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NSFL

[–]ObligatoryResponse 3 points4 points ago

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Isn't this image from the SFW porn collection? I'm 90% certain that glass is already there to cover up a penis. Putting a penis over the glass is just returning it to its original state!

[–]MobyChick 16 points17 points ago

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HAHAHA.

I do not know who that is.

[–]cattown 33 points34 points ago

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[–]el_stork 8 points9 points ago

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[–]pantheonwhaley 65 points66 points ago

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NSFUSA

[–]pleasedammit 14 points15 points ago

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NSFW (not safe for world)

[–]lotusonfire 2 points3 points ago

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NSFL not safe for life, don't misconstrue them.

[–]jyoon86 1 point2 points ago*

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He was the U.S Vice President for eight years. Worst years ever.

Edit: had to change from "our" to "U.S."

[–]aspec 8 points9 points ago

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You didn't have to do anything, this is AMERICA.

[–]erichzann 7 points8 points ago

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No, this is an internationally accessed website.

[–]Poopmin 9 points10 points ago

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all websites are internationally accessed.

except for netflix and hulu.

[–]Crazy_Mann 10 points11 points ago

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our

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that's one oil slick dick

[–]explodingzebras 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason i thought he'd just pasted the same pic twice, took me about 10 minutes to notice the guy in the back....

[–]identityseeker 0 points1 point ago

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Before clicking I couldn't decide if this was going to be Nixon or Cheney.

[–]xhsdf 108 points109 points ago

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[–]reacher 61 points62 points ago

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Didn't notice the shark in the small version.

[–]Twevy 23 points24 points ago

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I'm just happy there's a larger version of the psychedelic pimp-cat.

[–]18-24-61-B-17-17-4 12 points13 points ago

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That's what that was. I couldn't figure out what was going on in the drink. It looked like a penis ice cube.

[–]SuperChocolateBear 1 point2 points ago

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We're getting closer!

[–]byungparkk 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't notice the second image in the small version.

[–]birdablaze 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was a graboid.

[–]mrjentipede 3 points4 points ago

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Bueno.

[–]ThatOtherGirl 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on my phone. Any chance you'd crop just the shop for wallpaper?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]teamproawesomeguy 3 points4 points ago

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thanks for the new phone wallpaper

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ehint 16 points17 points ago

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Disappointed? I'm still laughing.

[–]porh 13 points14 points ago

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still no NSFW pic? okay... )=

[–]sunkenOcean01 0 points1 point ago

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Still?! Maybe we should ask 4chan, they're good with porn and photoshop...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]TinBryn 101 points102 points ago

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That made me think of this Dude with guitar kicking a giant rhino in the balls in front of a nuclear explosion really you don't need click on that link it's just a picture matching that exact description

[–]Game25900 18 points19 points ago

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It's a shame that we will never be as awesome as this.

[–]Critcho 38 points39 points ago

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This album cover depicting Yngwie Malmsteen fighting off a Hydra through the holy power of neo-classical shredding is my favourite, mainly because it doesn't appear to be ironic.

[–]titbarf 17 points18 points ago

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I'm certain it's not. That guy's got such an ego I have no doubt he thinks he could defeat any kind of monster with his righteous jams.

[–]Stevie_Rave_On 5 points6 points ago

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Ha, love the story of him yelling "You unleashed the fucking fury" to someone on a plane. Audio here, he says it at 0:30 http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=8100

[–]Justadding_Mike_Cera 3 points4 points ago

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[–]zzzacs 1 point2 points ago

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i think you'r late...

[–]sdm187 2 points3 points ago

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no no, you really do...

[–]Boonana 0 points1 point ago

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really didn't get to your second line of the post before clicking the link, since that is awesome.

[–]HighFlyingIcarus 35 points36 points ago*

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Wheres Sure_Ill_Draw_That when you need him...

[–]drink_and_derive 93 points94 points ago

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[–]bluefold 11 points12 points ago

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crappy photoshop job

You should start that novelty account because that is a pretty good crappy photoshop job.

[–]Crappy_Photoshop_Job 32 points33 points ago

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Thats a dumb idea

[–]bluefold 6 points7 points ago

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Now I know how Dr. Frankenstein must have felt...

[–]Amocito 5 points6 points ago

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But where's the llama?!

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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crappy photoshop job.

[–]drink_and_derive 10 points11 points ago

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The llama's there, the T-Rex is riding it, his AK is kind of covering its face.

[–]Amocito 5 points6 points ago

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I thought that llama was part of the T-Rex...now I feel foolish. Damn my eyes!

[–]hpfama 0 points1 point ago

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is that a shark swimming in the drink?

[–]disguys 27 points28 points ago

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Let's setle with Relevant_rule_34

[–]Twevy 8 points9 points ago

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Please, no. Not for this one. Not like this. Not like this

[–]IdTugYourBoat 1 point2 points ago

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That might be a stretch...ahh who the fuck am I kidding, it's Relevant_rule_34.

[–]Pope-is-fabulous 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Not_Gonna_Draw_It 5 points6 points ago

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Hey. Don't worry. I've got this.

[–]internetor 3 points4 points ago

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He's never here when you need him.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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He's the hero Reddit deserves, but not the one it needs right now. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. The karma knight.

[–]the_scorpion_stings 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not crying... I just have something in my right eye... And my left eye...

[–]thelawnz 7 points8 points ago

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It's just been raining... On my face.

[–]Twevy 6 points7 points ago

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I've got an inflammation in my tear gland.

[–]sovietsrule 2 points3 points ago

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I've been cutting onions...I'm making a lasagna.....for one.....

[–]Hendybaps 1 point2 points ago

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You may want to see a doc about that - you could have rheumatoid arthritis! http://arthritisrheumatoidpain.com/rheumatoid/tear-glands-inflammation/

[–]uberduger 2 points3 points ago

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Serious response: Has he actually left Reddit in search of fame?!

http://sureilldrawthat.com/

Or has he been doing this for ages?

[–]The_Living_Lead 4 points5 points ago

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Tina you fat lard, come get your dinner!

[–]AgentMull 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, he already said he knew.

[–]FreeName 0 points1 point ago

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I can't help you there, but here's a picture of a T-Rex with a ray gun, among other things.

[–]viralizate 64 points65 points ago

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I did a error level analysis and I'm afraid to say the background might be shopped! More tests to come...

[–]SoInsightful 17 points18 points ago

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Actually, all it says is that the cat picture is original, whereas the girl picture has probably been resaved as .jpg a few times, without any partial edits.

[–]Baukelien 6 points7 points ago

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That tool is perpetually abused. It's usefulness is very limited as the makers themselves explain but somehow everyone skips over that and uses it as proof.

[–]viralizate 17 points18 points ago

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We do agree I was kidding right?

[–]Baukelien 6 points7 points ago

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Yes but I thought I'd take the opportunity to educate some people too, people usually do not get things like this unless you make it extremely obvious and shove it in their faces.

[–]jamesneysmith 1 point2 points ago

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I still have no fucking clue what these analyses are supposed to be telling me.

[–]mohawkmojito 1 point2 points ago

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lol that tool is pretty amusing.

[–]junglepoon 41 points42 points ago

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Thanks a lot assholes. My mom called demanding I explain "that frontpage one, the "yeah, I know" one.

[–]DerisiveMetaphor 7 points8 points ago

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Just wait until she calls demanding that you explain the name 'junglepoon'

[–]thegreatfoo 1 point2 points ago

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spit out my drink, damn it!

[–]Shats 1 point2 points ago

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Are you the cat?

[–]DarStar 60 points61 points ago

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Added a pussy instead of a dick?

[–]Twevy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ocarina654 158 points159 points ago

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Just came here to say this is amazing. Carry on.

[–]Jysician 124 points125 points ago

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I liked that he photoshopped in some nice pussy.

[–]Twevy 9 points10 points ago

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Pussy pimp...?

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 11 points12 points ago

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Carrion

[–]fearyaks 4 points5 points ago

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My wayward sun?

[–]SenorZorro2000 10 points11 points ago

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In case anyone didn't see it at the end of yesterday's thread, I ended up singing it (also posted lyrics and chords). :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8LDL6L83ac

[–]Metaluim 0 points1 point ago

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There'll be peas when you are done

[–]chuckduck 6 points7 points ago

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I challenge someone to improve upon that image... I do not think it possible.

[–]LiamNeesonAteMyBaby 19 points20 points ago

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Definitely one of the best things I've seen on the internet.

And I watched the moon landing on youtube!

[–]mitcher714 46 points47 points ago

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Wow, I knew youtube was getting big, but the whole moon landed on it?

[–]GalacticNexus 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, it's grown big enough to form a gravitational field more powerful than the Earth's.

[–]Theotropho 0 points1 point ago

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IDEA: Make the moon our new waste disposal area!

[–]LeopardKhan 2 points3 points ago

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It's absolute genius.

[–]Christophomicus 2 points3 points ago

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You just came? Keep that sort of thing to yourself, you filthy animal.

[–]imapeasant 27 points28 points ago

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i ask my wife to look at this picture but she doesnt get it

[–]skizmo 16 points17 points ago

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Then give it to her...

[–]Garfield234 7 points8 points ago

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I find it funny no one actually put a dick and linked it.

[–]professorEvans 13 points14 points ago

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I like the part where the cat got weird.

[–]xamorok 10 points11 points ago

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I just came here to say I was expecting some pussy. I was not disappointed.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Ive browsed about 100 pictures on reddit today, and this is the first one that made me burst out in laughter. Kudos to OP.

[–]go_boy 14 points15 points ago

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I bet I could browse 100 pictures...

[–]venomoushealer 10 points11 points ago

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I really wanted to reply with some "100 pushups" meme... but I'm just too damn lazy

[–]Ilyanep 2 points3 points ago

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This is what we've come to, reddit? Well I guess we can just pack our bags and go home now. We're done here.

[–]chewy8126 3 points4 points ago

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I really wanted to downvote you... but I'm just too damn lazy

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Im not.

[–]Wrym 2 points3 points ago

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Peñis colada

[–]thenuge26 10 points11 points ago

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That is an amazing job...I can't even tell from the pixels, and I have seen a few 'shops in my time.

[–]xiphia 3 points4 points ago

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I have no idea what is going on here, but I do know that it's awesome. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

[–]Replibacon 5 points6 points ago

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OMG.

Sketch comedy shows are going to start mining reddit for this stuff.

Still laughing.

[–]forresja 14 points15 points ago

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They're going to START?

Have you ever seen Tosh.O?

[–]FortyFs 10 points11 points ago

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What's popular online is popular on reddit.

Tosh.0 is about what's popular online.

We need to stop pretending reddit is some kind of content machine that the internet has never seen before.

[–]forresja 5 points6 points ago

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But when I pretend Reddit is some kind of content machine I get upvotes!

Allow me to pander in peace.

[–]NotGuiltyOfThat 1 point2 points ago

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For the internet to be complete, there ought to something else... something crazy. Replacing the candle with a series of lensing spheres. And her mouth with a laserbeam.

[–]RandomWireQuote 1 point2 points ago

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“You know what the plural of pussy is? Puss-i.”

[–]anthon38 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheYeIIowDucK 1 point2 points ago

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This is shop'd I can tell from the pixels

[–]ludaChris22 1 point2 points ago

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Is it wrong that this reminded me to have a morning fap sesh before class???

[–]goreg 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck bitches, Photoshop cats

[–]daulm 7 points8 points ago

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I thought photoshop was for making boobs look bigger...

[–]MotorboatingSofaB 25 points26 points ago

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You are sadly mistaken...its for Cats wearing pimp outfits.

[–]daulm 4 points5 points ago

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Then I've been doing it wrong all along.

[–]Richard_Ramsbottom 3 points4 points ago

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I had a Superfly style guitar riff pop into my head as soon as I looked at the second picture

[–]Maganz 3 points4 points ago

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Hmm, for me it was the Shaft theme song...

[–]Ethesen 2 points3 points ago

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I've yet to see someone make a "proper" shoop of this pic. :D

[–]Mrubuto 2 points3 points ago

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I've scrolled through the whole thing.. no one has. i know it's not the point but, now I kinda wanna see that.

[–]I_can_only_say_PENIS 4 points5 points ago

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PENIS

[–]mightystu 6 points7 points ago

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For once, this novelty account has relevance.

[–]Phallic 3 points4 points ago

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You don't get it! He wanted you to change it so the drink looked like a dick!

He wanted a picture of pimp cat sucking a dick!

[–]chuckduck 1 point2 points ago

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This could be my favorite reddit of 2011.

[–]mrbananabrains 1 point2 points ago

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This is the funniest thing I have seen all day, and I have spent many hours already looking at things on the internet. This one, though, this one is the funniest of those things.

[–]phileo 1 point2 points ago

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are there any more pics of that hot girl or rather the cat, i don´t care...

[–]Niallo92 1 point2 points ago

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Masterpiece!

[–]kitinnitik 1 point2 points ago

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All credit goes to Frogman.

[–]yosemighty_sam 2 points3 points ago

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I'm so sorry, the correct answer was Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck.

[–]sicilianhotdog 0 points1 point ago

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Can we PLEASE stop stealing thefrogman's content? He made this and posted it hours ago. Use a source.

[–]eugenerhan 0 points1 point ago

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Pimped in photoshop.

[–]Retsoka 0 points1 point ago

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Enhance!

[–]Syreno 0 points1 point ago

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I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.

[–]isignedupforthis 0 points1 point ago

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But how do you know?

[–]gregK 0 points1 point ago

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Those 2 pictures in that order actually describe my weekend pretty well.

[–]ObeseSnake 2 points3 points ago

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Went to a party that had a hot girl and then went home to your cat foreveralone?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Any mixology experts around who can name that cocktail?

[–]feganmeister 2 points3 points ago

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[–]yumagamo 0 points1 point ago

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You made me realize that I'm just another ordinary guy who can never be a genius.

[–]Harodan 0 points1 point ago

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When I see this image, the epic sax plays in my mind. It will not stop, so long as I stare at the picture.

[–]MrG 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly he is Canadian. (Molson Beer)

[–]mr_jerry 0 points1 point ago

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Shoulda used waffles.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is just down right funny :D

[–]WhisperNorbury 0 points1 point ago

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awesome!

[–]jacksonab 0 points1 point ago

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This may be the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit all summer.

[–]ledzep4life 0 points1 point ago

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That's one fly cat.