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[–]joelwna 80 points81 points ago

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I wasnt expecting that at all. Fantastic

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[–]CoverBoy 0 points1 point ago

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I looked at it for a good fur minutes.

[–]poo_pon_shoo -1 points0 points ago

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I'm going to tail all my friends about this picture.

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[–]Oompaloompa34 0 points1 point ago

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He stole my line.

[–]brienzee 0 points1 point ago

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How? Combination of thumbnail and title completely ruined it for me.

[–]Physics101 23 points24 points ago

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I haven't laughed this much at Reddit since I first joined.

[–]FamousSoBad 6 points7 points ago

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I have tears streaming down my face.

[–]manoaboi 2 points3 points ago

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EASILY the funniest thing I've seen as well.

[–]pikacz 15 points16 points ago

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Ompa lompa, dupity gredient, thou shall not ask 'bout the secret ingredient!

[–]The_Prince1513 24 points25 points ago

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Grunka Lunka dunka-di darmed guards -

SHUT THE HELL UP

[–]mags87 11 points12 points ago

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what are those strange orange men?
those are the Grunka Lunkas.
tell them i hate them!

[–]wiseapple 7 points8 points ago

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♫What do you get when your dog is a wag,

Jumping around like an overweight hag?

What do you think will happen to him,

Send him to "Dear Leader" known as Kim.

Last you'll ever see of him.♪

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Ompa lompa, dupity bosis,

this post is so great it gave me Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

[–]Dusk_v731 15 points16 points ago

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Quit lying to yourself....that is definitely herpes bro.

[–]haifischsandiwch 2 points3 points ago

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No, no, no, that totally messes up the meter. How is a oompa loompa supposed to sing that?

[–]xWarheart 5 points6 points ago

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Thanks for making me cackle. I needed that.

[–]spruce_goose 10 points11 points ago

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And then kids, charlie stayed the fuck away from the chocolate river

[–]whitedonkey 3 points4 points ago

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This is amazing

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm going to save this and look at in the morning so I know it'll be a good day

[–]LimitForce 2 points3 points ago

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Tell him I hate him.

[–]CrayolaS7 2 points3 points ago

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RIP Zyzz

[–]Tony_Snark 6 points7 points ago

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This made me laugh so hard I dropped my ice-soap.

[–]irishian1992 1 point2 points ago

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Boys, I think we reached the edge of the internet.

[–]locked_in_the_trunk 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a minpin?

[–]DirtySyko 1 point2 points ago

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At first I didn't read it with the rhythm of the song. Then I read it again and shit myself laughing.

[–]trinidadnomad 1 point2 points ago

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the pose and the face made it so hilarious.

[–]tails57 3 points4 points ago

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I am sure I'm not the only one that read the title as "Wonk-at-me bro!"

[–]Yojimara[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I meant it to be a hybrid of Wonka and come at me bro, so..yeah lol.

[–]CreateTheFuture -1 points0 points ago

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[–]tails57 -1 points0 points ago

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Ahem, the guy that made it said it wasn't. Derp.

[–]deusofnull 0 points1 point ago

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honestly it should go "oompa loompa duppity do - why dont you try an come at me bro" do - bro is better than bo - bro imo = P
I'm a hater

[–]Traunt 9 points10 points ago

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they probably put that instead because you would have to pronounce "do" as "doe" instead of "dew" as it is normally sounded, which would make it less hilarious.

[–]deusofnull 2 points3 points ago

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good point

[–]DrBlanko 0 points1 point ago

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laughed too loud at work, everyone thinks I am weird (probably not because of this pick)

[–]ith 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, that scares me...

[–]jamieKart 0 points1 point ago

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This. Is. Amazing.

[–]jmonram15 0 points1 point ago

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Did anybody else read this like it's sung?

[–]HybridEmblem 0 points1 point ago

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Upside down electrical socket :O

[–]bigp3rm 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I order one? My mom likes to torture the animals by dressing them up. Figured she would love this.

[–]Racheldkane 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh so hard I LITERALLY fell out of my chair.

[–]capncaveman 0 points1 point ago

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Totally sang that shit out in my head... still laughing out loud..

[–]black_fox 0 points1 point ago

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Bahahahaa this is great

[–]A_Slow_Descent 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mustbeandrew -1 points0 points ago

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i LOL'd

[–]DeemSleep -1 points0 points ago

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hahahah