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[–]DangerShane 308 points309 points ago

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Fap on it!

[–]PabstSmear 180 points181 points ago

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Never make life changing decisions without fappin first.

[–]Short_stuff 156 points157 points ago

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I once came this close to getting married. Right before the ceremony I knocked one out, called off the wedding.

Best decision I ever made.

[–]Homeschooled316 74 points75 points ago

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Ok, for any girls sitting here going WTF, a guy's brain changes a ton when fapping is done. It's not always better, but it's different. Quite a remarkable psychological thing, actually. Not sure if it happens to the same extent in women.

[–]fonetiklee 73 points74 points ago

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For a decent amount of time after knocking one out, men tend to think more with their brain and less with their dick.

[–]ISmokeForSagan 105 points106 points ago

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It's pretty much a 10 minute window where the needs of the penis don't matter and other thoughts can flourish briefly.

[–]Sir_Knumskull 88 points89 points ago*

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Actually, 94% of all great technological advancements in history were invented in these 10 minute windows.

[–]eightnine 80 points81 points ago

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I'm rubbing one off every 10 minutes, just to keep this window open for as long as possible. FOR SCIENCE

[–]johnnygrant 19 points20 points ago

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The window length is inversely proportional to the rate of fap.

[–]CrawstonWaffle 12 points13 points ago

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Discovered during repeated use of the 10 minute window, no less.

[–]GregOttawa 1 point2 points ago

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Irony... fapping to keep windows open instead of keeping windows open to fap.

[–]emsharas 0 points1 point ago

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So eunuchs should be the greatest inventors.

[–]GnosticGnome 11 points12 points ago

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No, because the whole point of the inventing things was to impress women and get laid.

[–]pdxpoly 2 points3 points ago

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No, just better gal pals.

[–]Chemical_Scum 6 points7 points ago

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fap, fap, fap...

"Hmmmm... I really should finish that paper"

[–]Rabble_Arouser 6 points7 points ago

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I work from home. This 10 minute window is the only time I really get anything done.

[–]oblivision 1 point2 points ago

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that 10 min window when you don't wan't her to touch you, you just want some nachos...

[–]trappedinabox 21 points22 points ago

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Horniness is like being drunk. Drunk me has a lot of fun and gets me into a lot of trouble. Masturbation sobers you up for 45 minutes.

[–]Naboolio 16 points17 points ago

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It's the same for women. Or at least for me...

[–]et_Spiritus_Sancti 99 points100 points ago

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Shut up. Men's brains are 3 times the size of women's. It's science. You can't assume women feel the same emotions as men.

[–]BCBUDDHA 10 points11 points ago

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you sir should get upvoted to heaven

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you.

I have been agonizing for 25 months what the fuck is wrong with her and why she did this to me. I keep going over and over that there must be a logical explanation.

The smaller brain solution helps.

Thank you.

[–]hmmmpizza -1 points0 points ago

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Since you didn't get downvoted to hell. This must be some kind of reference.

So ... anyone care to fill me in?

[–]IConrad 8 points9 points ago

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This is the internet. Mysogyny is funny here.

[–]cobolNoFun 1 point2 points ago

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No reference, just clearly sarcastic. Not everything on the internet is serious.

[–]throwawaywardway 2 points3 points ago

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Can you elaborate on how a guy's brain is different afterward, also why it's 'not always better'?

[–]Homeschooled316 5 points6 points ago

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Sex drive goes poof, but it's more like going negative than poof. Feelings of attraction that seem barely even sexual to begin with are gone, which is not entirely normal. Part of it is the lack of need for sex drive, but there are also chemicals shot into the brain at the moment of ejaculation that distort reality, like most things that screw with brain chemistry. For a man to be truly free from the chains of his sex drive, he would have to find a way to totally get rid of it without squeezing off.

[–]old_calico_cat 2 points3 points ago

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[–]knuxo 3 points4 points ago

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Is this actually true?

[–]Anticitizen_One 3 points4 points ago

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Care to expand on this any? Lol

[–]xxBigBobxx 4 points5 points ago

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His Name is Short_Stuff for reason...

[–]Chalupa3266 1 point2 points ago

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I once came

Ya you did!!

[–]angad19 1 point2 points ago

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Preface: I always make a huge deal about where to go for dinner. Shit got awkward the last time I went out to dinner with my parents and they asked me where I wanted to go.

Excuse me for a moment, mom. I must go masturbate before I answer your question because our dining location is kind of a big deal for me

[–]matchstiq 15 points16 points ago

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FAPONIT

[–]et_Spiritus_Sancti 4 points5 points ago

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After fap; Definitely don't love ex.

[–]Ragnaface 2 points3 points ago

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Cue Jump on it music, but make your dick do the dancing.

[–]mrkingsize 2 points3 points ago

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I walked into this thread thinking I'll post "masturbate, and see how you feel about it after!" but you just said it so much better.

[–]rudifer_jones 3 points4 points ago

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There is a particular eloquence about it, yes.

[–]satiricalsatyr 1 point2 points ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOtZq-uK2eY

Link relevant.

[–]rudifer_jones 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks!!

The relevance made my day. :D

[–]stnaigog 37 points38 points ago

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masturbate, and re-evaluate!

[–]whereswalto 7 points8 points ago

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New life motto.

[–]rdudejr 13 points14 points ago

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When in doubt, jack it out!

[–]Jonnny 1 point2 points ago

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Going through crap? Go and fap!

[–]PeeTer_Tape 313 points314 points ago

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You broke up for a reason. Just let it go. It took me 3 years to learn this.

You just haven't gotten laid in a while. Join the club.

Edit: seems like I'm being mean, I'm not. I feel your pain. Keep that chin up!

[–]taolbi 43 points44 points ago

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At the same time, you were attracted to him or her for a reason.

It's not weird you wanna fuck.

[–]PeeTer_Tape 4 points5 points ago

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No. It is not. It just took a very long time for me to realize that I wasn't in love with them, I was just extremely horny.

[–]RedRing86 59 points60 points ago

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Ow my chin!

(double relevant for the Fry meme)

[–]testmypatience 20 points21 points ago

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So... if you have sex on a regular basis and even a few threesomes and you still miss your ex... that means what then?

[–]biga29 71 points72 points ago

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It means you miss having someone who liked you for more than sex, and that you've already forgotten why ya'll broke up in the first place.

[–]Ir0nExpress 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you for this...I'm still friends with her and sometimes, I forget why we broke up and I need a jolt to remember what happened. You were that jolt.

[–]biga29 6 points7 points ago

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No problem. :) It's human nature for us to reflect on all the good memories and push all the bad ones to the back of our mind, but you have to remember they still happened.

[–]caseycase11 2 points3 points ago

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where the fuck were you last night at 3am? I guess drunk me thinks it's a good idea to send a three page text to my ex.

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[–]testmypatience 25 points26 points ago

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You know that girl you dream about getting as a permanent wife? The one that can hold your interest?

She was that... then I got a surprise. She was BETTER than my dream girl.

The only problem is some personality defects that makes her freak out for odd reasons similar to what a pregnant chick would do.

Yes there are plenty of awesome women out there. I have seen none that match what I had.

I am standing strong though because you know what... I hate bullshit. Like a lot.

Hope that answers your question.

EDIT: It seems odd that I stand out amongst millions of users that you would even notice the commonality. Fuck we humans are crazy creatures.

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[–]knuxo 9 points10 points ago

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Dude, for what it's worth... I feel this exact same way, often. I broke up with my ex 18 months ago and I'm still pained about it -- can't imagine that I'll ever find a girl who seems to share all my interests/worldview and yet teach me new things every day.

Can you take solace in the fact that other people share this experience? I hope you can. I do.

[–]testmypatience 2 points3 points ago

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Being shown something that you once had and then lost for no reason just makes a person lose their fucking mind.

To me it is like falling out of a plane knowing that in a certain amount of time they will be smashed into oblivion. During that ride things will feel odd, strange, and unchangable. Sure you can make the best of it and do flips, take a piss, dance, whatever.... but it is not a place you want to be.

18 months? Fuck. I keep hearing numbers like that. It's a jackass move that she keeps trying to talk to me. The last time I tried being nice she made a giant stab at me with her words. Seriously wtf you crazy women (the ones that are crazy ... not the rational ones)

[–]ifyourheadexplodes 1 point2 points ago

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Everything seems better when you can't have it. Yeah it totally sucks, but the only way you can get over it is if you completely give up any hope that you two can get back together. Otherwise, you'll just keep wasting your time and getting your hopes up. Finding someone else speeds up the process. So does being confident that that can happen.

[–]digitalis_fox 2 points3 points ago

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Well, well Mr. Sexytime. Perhaps you should stay single and keep having this mythical 'regular sex' and 3-some action. Or suck it up and get back together with her because she clearly means something to you. And then talk her & her bestie into regular 3-somes.

[–]testmypatience 1 point2 points ago

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We used to have regular 3 somes.... Honestly I was going to marry her. I didn't tell her that but I was planning to until she fucked shit up.

I cannot control her actions and will not be the one begging. She left... she can fix it.

Just trying to prove here that sex is not the reason we miss our exes. Sometimes it is because we actually were deeply in love with them to where you were drowning in the love.

She keeps talking but wont do anything. I will move forward until she makes a solid move to fix her shit.

[–]spesic 3 points4 points ago

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Keep that chin up reminded me if this bit. :)

[–]PeeTer_Tape 1 point2 points ago*

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I should have stayed on r/trees. I was baked and it was the best I had at the moment. I forgot that I'm terrible at giving advice.

Edit: [7]

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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3 years? What a fag!

[–]Comiknerd 103 points104 points ago

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Not sure if still in love with ex-girlfriend... or in love with pain.

[–]Kerns_Nectar 34 points35 points ago

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[–]gwhandle 3 points4 points ago

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I knew where you were linking me but still went. I guess that line applies to me lol.

[–]thebeefytaco 1 point2 points ago

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Eh, I enjoy some good self-loathing from time to time.

[–]BarryDuffman 1 point2 points ago

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Props for sweet reference. Nice song, wish it wasn't so overplayed on JJJ...

[–]Absentprofessor 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks man, that's a great song. Saved!

[–]designerdy 17 points18 points ago

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This is me.

[–]sdm187 3 points4 points ago

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that hurt.. on mayan levels

[–]horny_binary_guy -1 points0 points ago

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[–]INoticeNovelties 5 points6 points ago

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Yup. That's a novelty account.

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[–]horny_binary_guy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Illinformedpseudoint 49 points50 points ago

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Careful, that's how I ended up getting married.

[–]Neslom 36 points37 points ago

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And you are still not getting laid.

[–]Illinformedpseudoint 39 points40 points ago

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Yup

[–]dinofan01 17 points18 points ago

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Not as good as getting laid but here's an upvote.

[–]Illinformedpseudoint 19 points20 points ago

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I'll take what I can get, much obliged!

[–]slyguy183 2 points3 points ago

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Don't marry the guy now

[–]Pravusmentis 47 points48 points ago

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They say guys usually think of their ex girlfriends when whackenit

[–]firenlasers 29 points30 points ago

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I'm a girl and I think of one or more exes when rubbing one out. It happens.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Not sure if I must feel good because girls shickle while thinking of me.

Or feel bad because my actual gf may shickle while thinking of her ex.

[–]chief_hanker 2 points3 points ago

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I thought we agreed on "schlick" as the verb...

edit: Shit! It's my reddit birthday! Quick, somebody find me a picture of a cat I can submit!

[–]gone_plaid 50 points51 points ago

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True story :(

[–]TheyveGone2Plaid 5 points6 points ago

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LUDICROUS SPEED!

[–]gone_plaid 2 points3 points ago

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GO!!!!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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For a while I couldn't come unless I was thinking of my ex getting fucked by other guys.

[–]cnicholas 65 points66 points ago

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So much funnier if you are female

[–]knuxo 1 point2 points ago

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For the rest of our lives? :(

[–]Justavian 95 points96 points ago

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Not sure if still in love with ex, or just forgot all the things you fucking hated about that bitch.

[–]JabbrWockey 20 points21 points ago

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Had sex with the ex girlfriend

Breakup process starts again

[–]festtt 8 points9 points ago

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Fucking short-term decision making.

[–]tylerjrm 4 points5 points ago

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I just did the same thing Saturday night. I'm guessing things don't go up from here?

[–]JabbrWockey 12 points13 points ago

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Only if you're a masochist.

[–]albinoblackbear 40 points41 points ago

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Fap and you'll know

[–]eganist 40 points41 points ago

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Hold on.

[–]eganist 36 points37 points ago

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Yep.

[–]stillnotking 47 points48 points ago

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Four and a half minutes? You buy yourself dinner first?

[–]TheBlueFrog 26 points27 points ago

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You gotta find the right video first.

[–]thebeefytaco 1 point2 points ago

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Err, no thanks. You do it yourself.

[–]freddywarfe 33 points34 points ago

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It's funny cuz this describes me! HAHAHAHAA...HA....ha...ha... :(

[–]evilpig 1 point2 points ago

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=[

[–]cttouch 16 points17 points ago

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I was convinced I was in love with my ex. Then one day it's just clicked and the pain went away.

That'll happen for you my man and when it does it feels glorious.

[–]penguinswithpie 72 points73 points ago

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Sorry for being the pansy ass here, but does anyone else just miss being with someone? Sure, the sex is great, but what I miss most is just sitting there, side-by-side, knowing that someone else cares about you.

-- most of the time but not forever alone

[–]kusch3ln 4 points5 points ago

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This is what I'm just going through. I have the feeling I'm not missing her, but the feeling of having her. In such moments I'd prefer not to know how it feels like to be with someone. At least I wouldn't miss it then.

[–]solarundies 1 point2 points ago

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Whoever said, "It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all," was wrong, in my opinion.

[–]Stebbib 1 point2 points ago

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That was the reason why i stayed so long with my ex, figured out after she broke up with me that the biggest reason i was with her, was that she wanted to be with me. Then she broke up with me. I don't know how long it will keep hurting. </whine>

[–]face_phuck 30 points31 points ago

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Definitely because you haven't been laid in awhile. DEALING WITH THIS NOW. SUCKS.

[–]SpaceBotany 16 points17 points ago

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Hot damn I can relate. Ex-gf hit me up on Facebook looking to bang and I was just about to fall for it when her crazy started to show in chat. I told her I'd rather not get into that again and she freaked. The fuck. Out. Then started playing all nice. Trippiest shit ever. She started talking about how I had a small dick and how she was just asking because she wanted to turn me down and say fuck off. Thirty seconds later she's telling me I shouldn't mess with people's emotions. All the while I'm at a steady [7] laughing my ass off.

Oh yeah and then I told her I was into black chicks now and she sent me this gem.

[–]Zizhou 4 points5 points ago

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Yet another bullet dodged.

[–]treeslashtrees 2 points3 points ago

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I lost it at at "fine african race"

[–]MrLaughter 2 points3 points ago

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Did you in turn send that crazy bitch this gem?

[–]josey__wales 1 point2 points ago

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Fine African race...lol. That's the part that was supposed to be funny, right?

[–]mbop 34 points35 points ago

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No I know that I don't love my ex-girlfriend anymore. I'd just like to fuck her.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Right with you brother... Goddammit why'd she have to be so hot.

[–]mbop 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah I definitely wasn't in a relationship with my ex for only sex, definitely liked her, broke up, figured everything about her is one huge bitch. One fucking hot bitch.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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This is a public service announcement for all recently single guys: NEVER GO BACK TO THE EASY PUSSY THAT IS THE EX-GF.

[–]zgh5002 21 points22 points ago

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Oh yes, the vicious circle of love. You think of how life would be better if you broke up, but you can't bring yourself to do it. Then when they take that road you realize you can't live without them.

[–]Counterkulture 2 points3 points ago

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I can. She lives a ten minute walk from me, i havent seen her in five months... And life is great. You're always gonna miss someone you spent so much time and energy on. But, fuck... I just can'tvtake the craziness anymore.

[–]screamingherberbaby 4 points5 points ago

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Get out of my head.

[–]LestrDaBootyMolestr 33 points34 points ago

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You love her..too bad she's being donkey fucked by Mr.VD and his triple anal crew. But don't worry when she's done discovering herself she'll be ready to settle down with you.

[–]dceosilver 18 points19 points ago

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We're on a break... She's doing that now. My eyes are now open. Fuck that shit.

[–]Kminardo 6 points7 points ago

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5 year LTR, my ex wanted a "break", I'm not going to sit on the backburner for anyone. It fucking hurts but I made it a break up.. she was cool with that and had a new dude after... a week? If that?.. don't let her have her cake and eat it too. If your meant to be your lives will cross paths again in the future.

[–]YesImSardonic 6 points7 points ago

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meant to be

Don't ever think this exists.

[–]moonshiness 2 points3 points ago

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I've been trying to convince my mother of this for years. Take my upvote. Life is about hard-work not fate!

[–]YesImSardonic 3 points4 points ago

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Hard work and an infinitely-long chain of causation.

[–]Kminardo 1 point2 points ago

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Well by meant to be I mean both people decide they want to further pursue the relationship. Always be moving forward but keep your mind open kind of thing.

[–]Pr0pagandhi 6 points7 points ago

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nice name......... -___-

[–]sparty117 4 points5 points ago

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Is the having to discover myself line a popular one used by women... I thought I was special :(

[–]LestrDaBootyMolestr 8 points9 points ago

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It's pretty common. It usually means she's tired of being in a relationship for now and wants to unleash her inner-whoredom.

[–]MrLaughter 2 points3 points ago

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I'm gonna go on a psychological approach for this one. According to Erikson's stages of development, males tend to go from the conflict of identity versus identity diffusion to intimacy, stage-wise; while women tend to mix the two, sometimes focusing on one instead of the other. Some women find themselfs through relationships, others need their time alone, and others can also be batshit crazy (i don't know the significant figures of the population, though).

But on a personal note, even when I broke up with my ex on friendly terms, i don't like thinking about her boning other guys. I'm okay with her doing girls, though feel a little bad i'm not there with them.

[–]josey__wales 2 points3 points ago

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This man is 100% correct. Have an upvote for telling him what his ex didn't.

[–]Risickulous 1 point2 points ago

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Shit, me too. I didn't give my ex enough credit when it came to manipulating my perception right before we broke up...

[–]thaitea 8 points9 points ago

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like everyone else says, it's cus you go from getting laid 2-3 times a week to getting none for months.

[–]MrLaughter 2 points3 points ago

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for guys, for girls it seems like they get their freak on without a resting period. So unfair. Would men trade easy fuckability for carrying the baby? I wonder...

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[–]CarterH210 3 points4 points ago

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I was just about to say that.

[–]Nurfy 19 points20 points ago

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Ok, Reddit is like a fucking mind reader this week, what in sweet hell?

[–]playerthree 1 point2 points ago

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I agree with you so much. This is getting ridicilous. It's really not helping me out.

[–]demondays 13 points14 points ago

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"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be."

Today I saw my high school sweetheart for the first time in over a year. Even though we never had sex, I lost my virginity and had sex frequently after dating her. Now I'm single again, but after seeing her I'm feeling a joy I haven't felt in a very long time, and I'm pretty sure it's love. Good vibes up in this thread.

[–]thebagel 17 points18 points ago

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Not to rain on the parade, but be careful. There's a fine line between love and nostalgia. I learned that one the hard way with my high school sweetheart.

[–]demondays 1 point2 points ago

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That's a totally reasonable assessment, but it definitely hasn't been long enough to be considered nostalgia. Its been 2 years since we last dated, and I've had a handful of girlfriends since then. I just get this awesome feeling that I can't control whenever I'm around this girl. It hasn't really changed. It just came back.

[–]Watergrip 4 points5 points ago

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You never fucked her. There's the kicker.

[–]your_username 1 point2 points ago

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Great quote! Resonates with me right now

[–]Ohaithereimjake 9 points10 points ago

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This reminds me of an old saying my grandfather used to tell me. "Fuck bitches, get money!"

[–]radherring 13 points14 points ago

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You're not sure if you've gotten laid in a while?

[–]firenlasers 8 points9 points ago

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I've spent way too much time daydreaming about screwing my ex recently (I'm a straight girl, since most people make that mistake on here, heh). I'm having beers with him next week. It's gonna happen. The sex is just. that. good.

[–]digitalis_fox 3 points4 points ago

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Dated a dude for 3 years (off and on) because the sex was so damn hot. It's hard to give up hot sex and a big cock. Sayin'.

[–]josey__wales 4 points5 points ago

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Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

[–]NickLee808 8 points9 points ago

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My ex was a short, chubby, controlling, self-absorbed, stubborn bitch who left me with a kid. Yet, I was totally crushed when she left me.

Got laid almost a week after we broke up. Definitely helped me realise I never really loved her at all.

[–]beegreen 3 points4 points ago

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easy solution: jack off and then revisit the issue

[–]syroncoda 2 points3 points ago

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i like the fry meme where he's contemplating being drunk the entire time.

[–]willywanka86 2 points3 points ago

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Jerk off and if you feel nothing for her afterward then it's the latter.

[–]trailblazery 2 points3 points ago

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Repost

[–]wreckedum 2 points3 points ago

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I had a dream that my ex from over 4 years ago and I got back together. When she offhandedly broke up with me I nearly killed myself by jumping off a balcony but held onto the railing at the last second. She didn't care. Worst dream involving sex ever :'(

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Not inlove with boyfriend anymore... or just not satisfied with his penis.

[–]greenbee202 39 points40 points ago

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My dick is normal size!!! YOU JUST HAVE A GIANT VAGINA!!!!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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That has been stretched out by your average penis?

[–]HrtSmrt 10 points11 points ago

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No, you were born with it....though it may be Maybelline

[–]demondays 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Manhorne 1 point2 points ago

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Been there, done that lol

[–]ipoopmypantsonpurpos 1 point2 points ago

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The latter.

[–]blastoman334 1 point2 points ago

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Haha! Too relevant. Last week I was considering the possibility of going home with my ex-gf. I did have a couple beers in me but this just assuaged any doubts I had. I need to get laid.

[–]Squibidyflop 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely the second one.

[–]spacecarb 1 point2 points ago

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are you a psychic? i was just thinking that

[–]1LongHairedHippie 1 point2 points ago

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I still love everyone of my girlfriends. We broke up for good reasons and I'm glad I'm not with them anymore. So it could be love you are feelin. Or you might just need to get laid.

[–]marshwomp 1 point2 points ago

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You sound like a great guy, mr long hair.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The worst is when you invite them over when you're horny and they show up when you're not. I can't believe one of them hasn't stabbed me in the forehead with a fork yet.

[–]soul3n 1 point2 points ago

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Fap-on-it has never been more appropriate.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I always jack off before making relationship decisions.

[–]Kedglo 1 point2 points ago

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I -know- I just haven't gotten laid in a while...

Forever Alone ;-;

[–]icanhaztree 1 point2 points ago

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Bro i feel the exact same way

[–]Shins 1 point2 points ago

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Love is particularly confusing when horny.

[–]mesosorry 1 point2 points ago

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ain't that the truth

[–]MastaRikta 1 point2 points ago

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I know that feel, bro. I know that feel.

Problem, my ex and I are still on good terms, and we've even dabbled in a little no-strings-attached ex sex, sooo... Yeah, it's awfully enticing.

[–]teeIam 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if horny or in love, the age old problem of being a dude

[–]maniacalxmatt 1 point2 points ago

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I completely understand what's going on.... My fiancee just left me last month. My entire family hated her. My friends all hated her. But there was something about her that just made me crazy about her. My sister boils it down to it being that she's the only girl I've ever banged. My stepfather told me that if she comes back, to hit it and quit it. That line made my night coming from him.

[–]FuckMetallica 1 point2 points ago

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Holy fuck. I had no idea I wasn't the only person asking myself that question. It's like the same thing with fapping to pr0n. You're all stoked about it until you finish and then your like "WTF?!" When I canoodle with my ex, I'm all excited about it until I finish and then I'm like "fuck this bitch."

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still in love with every girl I've ever been close to.

But they all hate me now. So ... kinda sucks.

[–]dopebob 1 point2 points ago

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I feel your pain man, I keep thinking I've made a mistake, but really I think it's just because there's not much else going on in my life at the moment.

[–]f03nix 1 point2 points ago

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Usually in these situations, the answer is both.

[–]PhourLoko 1 point2 points ago

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Oh sweet, I remember when I made this. One month and 3 weeks ago. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/424h/#by=sp

Here is my Reddit submission. http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/i5vh5/we_all_think_this_after_about_a_month_or_two_of/

[–]btb103 2 points3 points ago

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I am in the exact same fucking situation.

[–]wartornhero 2 points3 points ago

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When in doubt; fap it out.

[–]keithps 3 points4 points ago

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Always go with option 2, it results in less regret and poor rage comics

[–]Eld1 2 points3 points ago

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Wasn't this posted a couple days ago?

[–]mshimoura 8 points9 points ago

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Welcome to the internet.

[–]tj_w 2 points3 points ago

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still in love with ex gf...

[–]binarycomments 1 point2 points ago

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[–]crohm 3 points4 points ago

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[–]OptimusPike 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahahahaha <33

[–]herrproctor 0 points1 point ago

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oh god. every damn day of my life.

[–]KingR3aper 0 points1 point ago

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Fap on it.

[–]Tashre 0 points1 point ago

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[–]stupid_mans_idiot 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for putting everything into perspective.

[–]ciavs 0 points1 point ago

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Amen.

[–]sunspot112 0 points1 point ago

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Only one way to find out...