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[–]xmashamm 20 points21 points ago

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I hope you understand how good this movie is.

[–]foofdawg 4 points5 points ago

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This is a movie? I've only seen it as a meme

[–]MLGrenegade 4 points5 points ago

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Hot Rod. Amazing. See it.

[–]cbassabc 1 point2 points ago

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I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.

[–]MLGrenegade 1 point2 points ago

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The scrooge part at the end slays me every time.

[–]foofdawg 1 point2 points ago

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Okay, going to rent/download/purchase it and see it.

[–]xmod2 0 points1 point ago

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I swore that what Chez. I missed the movie though.

[–]lodged_in_thepipe 1 point2 points ago

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WORLD'S GREATEST FILM. too legit to quit

[–]WolfNippleChips 0 points1 point ago

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I could swear that was Airplane!, guess I'll have to watch this one again.

[–]classicduster 15 points16 points ago

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Asian Gilbert Gottfreid?

[–]bluurd 0 points1 point ago

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CTRL + F. Thx!

[–]agmax 22 points23 points ago

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Hot Rod

[–]cbassabc 10 points11 points ago

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Pools are great for holding water

[–]clintmccool 6 points7 points ago

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I've got this acid, but I can't do it.

[–]gooniehuh7 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I guess I'll do it.

[–]campbellsoooup 6 points7 points ago

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By the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man.

[–]hendo_left 6 points7 points ago

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So I decided to get on my bench grinder

[–]huffmonster 5 points6 points ago

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it was all very serendipitous

[–]WhiskeyAndGreenTea 4 points5 points ago

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See ya later mountain-face!

[–]huffmonster 4 points5 points ago

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trash can!

[–]Tbloke 5 points6 points ago

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Balls! We just ran over a small bus!

[–]clintmccool 2 points3 points ago

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my favorite part of that shot is Bill Hader doing a complete 360 while banana boarding.

[–]TMobotron 9 points10 points ago

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confused about the whole .jpg thing

[–]j8ball007 4 points5 points ago

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I felt like I was the only one that noticed.

[–]TMobotron 5 points6 points ago

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apparently you can put .whateverthefuckyouwant at the end of the link and its cool

[–]keeservonp 5 points6 points ago

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Been drinkin green tea all day!!!

[–]huffmonster 3 points4 points ago

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i go church every god damned sunday and now you gonna bring the demons outta me!

[–]clintmccool 2 points3 points ago

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He just hit his ass with a parking cone!

[–]EmperorSexy 2 points3 points ago

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This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!

[–]TheFabulousMsO 7 points8 points ago

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WHISKEY

[–]clintmccool 0 points1 point ago

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the safety word didn't help!

[–]huffmonster 0 points1 point ago

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this is my hat now!

[–]t3hbutt3rs 3 points4 points ago

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where is the reddit repost gif of this?

[–]FruityPeebils 6 points7 points ago

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[–]toast_r 3 points4 points ago

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i think he also did it in awesometown

[–]Thue 3 points4 points ago

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[–]cmikesell 6 points7 points ago

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That's Chez (the 4th member of The Lonely Island), from the movie Hot Rod. Love that movie

[–]clintmccool 1 point2 points ago

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I do not think he counts as the 4th member.

[–]cmikesell 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you're the 4th member either

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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Highly underrated if only because it mocks the most absurd movie scene of all time. The angry dance from Footloose.

[–]Safegoat 1 point2 points ago

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I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.

[–]ittakesacrane 8 points9 points ago

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this is how i feel when i repost

[–]jellytime[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I just giggled like a little school girl. Well played sir

[–]FruityPeebils 10 points11 points ago

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[–]xphaser99x 0 points1 point ago

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God bless you.

[–]breakersnap 2 points3 points ago

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Cool beans.

[–]clintmccool 1 point2 points ago

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Cool Beans.

[–]lemurstep 1 point2 points ago

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Cool.

[–]thekommunistkid 1 point2 points ago

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Beans.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]throdon 1 point2 points ago

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RICHARDSON!!!

[–]F2a 1 point2 points ago

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Is this Hard Gay?

[–]AskMeAboutUnicorns 1 point2 points ago

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I see this a lot... what is it?

[–]thebocesman 1 point2 points ago

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I volunteer for multiple clubs at my college. I'm always the one who's passing out fliers, and yes, I always do this, and yes, it always draws a crowd.

tl;dr I do this, and I'm known as that guy.

Edit: Not asian though.

[–]squirrtlesquad 1 point2 points ago

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Best gif ever.

[–]Je-pat 1 point2 points ago

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You sure you wanna get beaten in public ?

[–]sukinonmybalzak 0 points1 point ago

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Done it....in the buff

[–]donwilson 0 points1 point ago

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Shocking that tinypic already took this picture down. Imgur next time, please.

[–]Snarker 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]clintmccool 0 points1 point ago

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You can't join the crew, you don't do anything.

[–]gamblingproblem 0 points1 point ago

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so do it and make a new video

[–]reckerexpress 0 points1 point ago

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there's no tool in this pool.

[–]imaspy 0 points1 point ago

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I love this fucking movie. now if you exscuse me...."I need to go to my quiet place!!!"

[–]Jorbear 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, you are saying you haven't done that yet?

[–]alchemyy 0 points1 point ago

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No Richardson.

[–]huffmonster 0 points1 point ago

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cool beans

[–]campbellsoooup 0 points1 point ago

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Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on.

[–]jessicatron 0 points1 point ago

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CHEZ!

[–]Diggsuxdix 0 points1 point ago

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Asian from Blue Mountain State.

[–]ijordison 0 points1 point ago

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Giggity.

[–]pingas 0 points1 point ago

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What's stopping you?
Oh right, the police.(in America at least)

[–]EmperorSexy 0 points1 point ago

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A cooked goose for everyone!

[–]catsconcert 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

[–]Pooh_caught_a_woozle 0 points1 point ago

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Isla Fisher. That is all.

[–]Jazvolt 0 points1 point ago

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You're about to make tears come outta my face.

[–]djinfinity78 0 points1 point ago

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you dont belong here richardson.. "OH DONT I??"

[–]jellytime[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I like to party.

[–]Vanular 0 points1 point ago

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My name is Rod, and I like to party.

[–]Inzalonus 0 points1 point ago

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.jpg

actually an animated gif wut

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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STAND UP FOR FRESH CONTENT, for the love of christ!

[–]Lets_Jump_This_Jump 0 points1 point ago

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My name is Rod....and I like to party

[–]workingatm -1 points0 points ago

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PLEASE put a tag somewhere saying its a gif. My shitty work computer almost crashed, because I cant update it.

[–]rosski47 -1 points0 points ago

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Jellytime, you don't do anything!

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[–]Zabii 0 points1 point ago

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And yet we owe them trillions of dollars. Yup. They are poor.

[–]mrMishler -2 points-1 points ago

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That's Chester - one of Andy Sandburg's friends from back in the day before SNL picked him up. Anyone remember Channel101.com? These 'Lonely Island' guys had a show on it called 'The Bu' --- the series itself is short and hilarious. Episode 8 shows this guy at his greatest. (It's a fake episode because they didn't have enough time that week to record a real one - http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBsQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGOyJGA7Idm8&rct=j&q=the%20bu%20episode%208&ei=A3tKToH0Aou5tgfX9rCuCg&usg=AFQjCNE2t0ENtNh64p0xGne971dRC2F51w&sig2=CRsqnseLeD6zcHCGgLSi8w&cad=rja)

Too busy at work to shrink link. Too much of a fan of this guy to not refer to said link. Conundrum.