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[–]Firstprime 141 points142 points ago

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Having watched 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' last night I know that he's asking for permission.

[–]Unidan 26 points27 points ago

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I had to scan through the comments to find this comment. I had faith that it would be here.

UP YOU GO

[–]GingaBreadMan 14 points15 points ago

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Having just watched 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' I know that he will pick-pocket your damn knife.

[–]Firstprime 11 points12 points ago

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and steal your cookies!

[–]Darth_AV83 12 points13 points ago

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AND bite your fingers

[–]Ruzihm 0 points1 point ago

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v Spoiler alert!! v

[–]thatguyinconverse 2 points3 points ago

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Funny, this was the top comment the first time it was posted.

[–]toastynubs 2 points3 points ago

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I can has permission? Put it dare.

[–]ShawnDawn 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you got there first!

[–]nward21 132 points133 points ago

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He has the swagger of a thousand snoop doggs

[–]ThatThereDude 3 points4 points ago

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Wow that one made me laugh and wake up my baby. Damn you...

[–]sweetmildew 48 points49 points ago

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I'm going to be sitting in a meeting or attending a wedding or, God help me, a funeral and THIS is going to pop into my mind at the absolute worst moment and I will lose it.

[–]iamjackspants 65 points66 points ago

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CMON SMOKES TREVOR LETS GO SMOKES

[–]iamjack 35 points36 points ago

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I feel like I should friend you just so I can find you in the morning.

[–]behaaki 5 points6 points ago

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redditor for 3 years

[–]HighInsights 0 points1 point ago

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Frig off!

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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Also Gel-apeno chips, Corey. Let's go.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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He's asking permission.

[–]fenshi 13 points14 points ago

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Someone has seen Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

[–]hawtpawkithero 11 points12 points ago

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A surprisingly good film!

[–]Legendary_win 3 points4 points ago

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One of the best films I've seen this summer

[–]Killbunny90210 3 points4 points ago

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Definitely. I was way excited to see it, but I was still blown away. The CGI was incredible, and the whole story was spectacular.

[–]diaf 1 point2 points ago

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I heard this a couple times.

Am I weird to have found it a bit too much?

Too much suspension of disbelief for me to completely enjoy it. It needed to be a notch or two more technical and believable and it would have been awesome.

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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As a fan of the original movie series I expected to be disappointed, but I wasn't.

[–]hawtpawkithero 0 points1 point ago

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Same here.

[–]mesablue 0 points1 point ago

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Really should give him the gum, then.

Better movie than I thought it would be.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The unspoken agreement in a small spark of communism is that gum is a resource that is to be redistributed among the masses.

[–]presdaddy 4 points5 points ago

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Sorry... last piece.

[–]Joymachine 5 points6 points ago

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some one needs to edit him throwing a fireball. since im too lazy"too stupid" to do it my self..

[–]Mr_Titicaca 4 points5 points ago

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Hadouken!!

[–]Forgototherpassword 2 points3 points ago

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COUGH!

[–]doctuhjason 2 points3 points ago

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This monkey is just hitting the high note in his opera.

[–]OG-Eazy 2 points3 points ago

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When your friend has cigarettes

FTFY

[–]oZEPPELINo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not giving you anything you damn dirty ape!

[–]Dave_Rules 1 point2 points ago

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Watched this for 5 minutes straight

[–]powerpants 1 point2 points ago

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I'm always the one with gum and I approve this.

[–]weallwearmasks 1 point2 points ago

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That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

[–]anna652 1 point2 points ago

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da truth

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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zat stride bro? hook.

[–]Xodah 1 point2 points ago

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It seems like it's Hubba Bubba.

[–]BunsTown 1 point2 points ago

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Gum sharing... an on going social experiment, where everything is on the line.

[–]fluff_on_everything 1 point2 points ago

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As the friend who always has gum, FUCK YOU.

/...okay.

[–]cocorebop 1 point2 points ago

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this thread sucks. all of you, back to youtube

[–]bboytriple7 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Frank Costanza?

[–]1point21 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you, i just choked on my own saliva from laughing so hard

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why. I viewed it as the monkey trying to be spiderman

[–]WhatTheBrett 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking "Why would you web your friends when they chew gum?"

[–]Amir123456 1 point2 points ago

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Oh those crazy London rioters.

[–]mechigurh 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like he is using the force to lift something.

[–]SternStart_SillyEnd 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch better pay up.

[–]donwilson 3 points4 points ago

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[–]RetlaOge 8 points9 points ago

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Well, better downvote this guy then. Although his title did make me laugh more than the "original", so fuck it.

[–]sweetmildew 6 points7 points ago

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Ditto. I love it when a repost is made funnier/better than the original.

[–]Mcfrack 0 points1 point ago

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I like to think of reddit as a semi-tumblr

[–]BlueBusDriver 3 points4 points ago

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It's in the reddiquette that acknowledging something as a repost is just annoying and unnecessary. People come to and go from reddit. It's going to be new to someone.

[–]PrometheusZer0 1 point2 points ago

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Brilliant.

[–]genericwit 0 points1 point ago

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Especially if you're on ketamine.

[–]Xilef540 0 points1 point ago

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Awaiting epic photoship [FIXED] post.

[–]courjd9 0 points1 point ago

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Why just friends? And why does it need to be a new piece? Just spit in my hand please.

[–]Raptorace22 0 points1 point ago

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"He's asking for permission!"

...we really need the bad poker face as a comment face.

[–]ihavesharpteeth 0 points1 point ago

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Was anyone reminded of captain falcon?

[–]HypocriteOpportunist 0 points1 point ago

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I also like "WTF IS THIS SHIT!?"

[–]dagway_nimo 0 points1 point ago

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I watched 'Rise of the planet of Apes' last night and swear I saw this same chimp asking for more gums. Freaking fucking consistent!

[–]BobbyD84 0 points1 point ago

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"and I am Ted. Theodore. Logan!"

[–]prezbuluskey 0 points1 point ago

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NOOO!!!

[–]tehsusenoh 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS MY BOOM STICK

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I would have named this, "panhandlers around Powell BART station"

[–]thomasaquina 0 points1 point ago

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"Spider Monkey" would have also worked.

[–]Bunneh 0 points1 point ago

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This happens when I have gum at work >_< Everyone wants a piece!

[–]cats_suck 0 points1 point ago

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chimpanzees terrify me.

[–]ferrari9191 0 points1 point ago

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rise of the planet of the friends who want gum

[–]six_pedals 0 points1 point ago

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This reminded me of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, but I'm not quite sure why. Did anyone else get that vibe? Like Keanu's movements or something?

[–]iFuckedYourFather 0 points1 point ago

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if you replace Keanu reeves with this monkey in all his movies no one would notice

[–]angstengel 0 points1 point ago

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This has to have lasers in it...

[–]MissingInAsia 0 points1 point ago

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looks like he would be saying, "The Aristocrats!"' (watch again)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Best way to make friends when a kid: share gum.

[–]ThatThereDude 0 points1 point ago

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Someone give that god damn monkey a spiderman costume.

[–]danthemango 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't had any gum for months, but my mom buys a pack for me every week. I have a box in the kitchen with about 30 packs of gum unopened.

[–]rickhunter333 0 points1 point ago

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i think i saw this guy at the zoo in kuala lumpur about 8 years ago... i think he was demanding smokes from the crowd.

[–]eh_meh_eh 0 points1 point ago

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this is a monkey. never equate this or any thing else to the lowest human. or else you are cripplingly ignorant

[–]KarlPilkington 0 points1 point ago

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Why does he remind me of Lee Evans?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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cant....stop.....laughing.....

[–]kausti 0 points1 point ago

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It's... it's... Spider Ape!

[–]R3Dscar13 0 points1 point ago

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does that monkey think he's entitled?

[–]retrobro90 0 points1 point ago

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i peepeed in my panties i laughed so hard. excellent title execution.

[–]punx777 0 points1 point ago

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does anyone perhaps have a video with any more of this monkey.

[–]ryanstsuckface 0 points1 point ago

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i read this as "when you friend has a gun" and it was a lot funnier.

[–]plain_name 0 points1 point ago

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There is no sane reason that I should have laughed at this as much as I did.

[–]hwillis 0 points1 point ago

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He's spider-ape! spiderape?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I hate when my friends swarm for my gum.

[–]eyesofsaturn 0 points1 point ago

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DAE get reminded of planet of the apes?

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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That is a very aggressive asking for permission.

[–]eyesofsaturn 0 points1 point ago

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Well this chimp really wants your permission, man.

[–]demonroullete 0 points1 point ago

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This image would also be acceptable with the title "When your friend has a Newport" Just look at dat shwagger.

[–]Amsterdamus 0 points1 point ago

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Someone please make him shoot a lighting bolt!

[–]iamtheliquorRandy 0 points1 point ago

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yes yes yes. someone make this ape emperor Palpatine now!

[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu -1 points0 points ago

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Talk about an Edo-era yakuza pose

[–]apeacock -5 points-4 points ago

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how is this not the top post omg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Because you are not reddit.

[–]andyhenault -5 points-4 points ago

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Ia this from planet of the apes, or is this an actual video? Too small to tell.