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[–]kaptinkangaroo 2 points3 points ago

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You think this only in the summer?

[–]B_Provisional 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe its time for these played-out Fry memes to be carted off to their own subreddit ghetto? Just a thought.

[–]expertunderachiever 2 points3 points ago

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Speaking of which... went to the pool yesterday with my girlfriend and some fucking high school female swim team showed up. I was trying my darndest to not look but holy fuck they were everywhere. Talk about awkward. Ended up leaving early before I got myself in trouble...

[–]fte 1 point2 points ago

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It's just the porn-section of your mind pulling tricks on you.

[–]waltbomb 1 point2 points ago

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You must live somewhere with seasons. When you go for so long seeing women bundled up in heavy coats and sweaters, the warm-weather cleavage tends to blow your [mind].

[–]hoovcluck 0 points1 point ago

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Its always that first sunny day in the spring when they all come out of hibernation at once...best day of the year.

[–]mrpopenfresh 1 point2 points ago

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I find it disheatrtening that the Fry meme apllies so frequently to me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Or it could just be that everyone is wearing less clothes and are developing radiant summer tans.

[–]RIPoldAccount 0 points1 point ago

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Better masturbate before you decide.

[–]therealdohr 0 points1 point ago

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you like a girl with one eye, but awesome rack. so its a good combo

[–]keeservonp 0 points1 point ago

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Good was thinkin I was the only one

[–]Damocles2010 0 points1 point ago

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As you get older - you become more.....errr...

....appreciative of ALL aspects of the opposite sex.

Some call that a lowering of standards, I just think it is pure desperation.

[–]wsukow 0 points1 point ago

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"Not sure if girls are getting hotter...or wearing fewer clothes."

[–]workingatm 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you just arent around enough girls, so when you see a marginally attractive female after a long time with no exposure to other females, you think she's hotter than you normally would.

At least, this happens to me with males.

[–]tokeyoh 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if girls are getting hotter

Or they're just looking older

[–]SoundHound 0 points1 point ago

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I look away. They don't want me ogling them.

[–]furrymaltedballs 0 points1 point ago

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like most creatures we respond to the pleasant weather with hormonal changes. So "Spring fever" where people seem to be more attractive to the opposite sex in the spring and summer is not simply a coincidence but evolution in action!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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When I was in Saudi Arabia once (Air Force) we used to joke about the girls all being "one flight away from being ugly again." We called them desert queens. But it was the same. They all got hotter by the day.

[–]Dekanuva 0 points1 point ago

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Both.