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[–]wooooood 5 points6 points ago

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...and then he SHAT ON A TURTLE!

[–]MrMcNut 5 points6 points ago

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I believe this was the joke:

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!

[–]still_asleep 4 points5 points ago

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What I wouldn't give to be serving them drinks!

[–]gothamgaj 4 points5 points ago

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must be talking about christian bales voice as batman

[–]itsoonwearsoff 3 points4 points ago

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That's enough to break most awesometers right there.

[–]Krutonman 2 points3 points ago

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He was doing his Michael Caine impersonation

[–]enad58 2 points3 points ago

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"Taste that?" "Strawberries." "Now cough...." "Cough!"

"It's Strawberry Cough!"

[–]vexer 1 point2 points ago

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So an Englishman, an African American and an Irishman walk into a bar...

[–]skepnaden 9 points10 points ago

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... and the african american can't help to wonder why he's not referred to as simply: "an american".

[–]skepnaden 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't take Mr. Freeman for a chardonnay drinker.

[–]MerryEll 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, I see him as a red wine or some sort of scotch drinker.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Then my stepdaughter said...

[–]SnOrfys 1 point2 points ago

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3 superb actors; each of which would be perfect to narrate my life.

[–]flaflashr[!] 1 point2 points ago

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"The Aristocrats!"

[–]mikie_love 1 point2 points ago

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"PS, your vagina is in the sink"

[–]Provenzer0 1 point2 points ago

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M. Freeman: "...... he said rectum, damn near killed him."

[–]eyedontknow 1 point2 points ago

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I would give my first born to have the three of these gentlemen at my wedding.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I bet it went something like this

[–]TheNerdist 0 points1 point ago

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The joke was Michael Caine's acting career

[–]justanothercommenter 0 points1 point ago

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This nigger walks into a pub ...

[–]Jewzilian -1 points0 points ago

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[–]chunkymunkey -2 points-1 points ago

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it was prolly funnier the first time they heard it. kinda like the way this post was better the first time i saw it.