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[–]t3h 164 points165 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/w44ud.jpg

Translation: Even a Mercedes can bring driving pleasure.

[–]CornflakeJustice 37 points38 points ago

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THAT is clever. I should print that out for my Boss who just bought a new Mercedes.

[–]Goron40 8 points9 points ago

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... I don't get it D:

[–]SantiagoRamon 33 points34 points ago

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It is a BMW ad. The truck hauling those shiny new Beamers is a Mercedes.

[–]hangerbaby 23 points24 points ago

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bimmers

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[–]Afootlongdong -1 points0 points ago

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Really? TIL.

[–]paranoidbeemer 7 points8 points ago

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That's just silly insiderism, there's no wrong way to spell it.

edit: my user name is a pleasant coincidence in this case.

[–]iusedtogotodigg 0 points1 point ago

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i found you

[–]ohsheeshyall 1 point2 points ago

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brand of truck vs brand of cars it carries.

[–]joemangle 287 points288 points ago

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As a heterosexual man, this advertisement makes me want to have sexual intercourse with the woman in the picture, and also to purchase a BMW automobile. Congratulations, BMW on really "knowing your customers."

[–]Dynamite_Noir 97 points98 points ago

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a USED bmw because you know that it knows what it's doing and isn't going to be all awkward and needy.

[–]joemangle 42 points43 points ago

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I had a relationship with an awkward, needy BMW once. It got to the point where I thought if I stay in this relationship, I am going to lose my mind. So I took her for a drive out of town one night, parked at the lookout looking over the ocean, then stepped out and released the handbrake. Watched her roll out of my life and over the edge. I'd be lying if I said it didn't give me a rush.

[–]Toribor 39 points40 points ago

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I always buy used cars. A new car is fine too, but a used car is 'broken in'. I once bought a used car, and later found out I was lied to about how many owners it had previously (I was told 6, but it turned out to be closer to 600). That was when I decided to get rid of the car. Also, that particular car was kind of a bitch.

[–]slept668 34 points35 points ago

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I'm getting the feeling that we are no longer talking about cars...

[–]SarcasticOptimist 11 points12 points ago

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It's hard to keep dating a car when the leather's worn down and it's no longer reliable.

[–]beat_the_heat 3 points4 points ago

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Always better to create your own groove in the seats than to sit in someone elses...

[–]angry_minja 2 points3 points ago

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My BMW used to handle well, but over the years it has accumulated a lot of junk, mostly in the trunk. It was too much to remove, so I traded it in for a car with a leaner profile. Parking has never been easier!

[–]beat_the_heat 1 point2 points ago

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You could have called Xzibit ....

[–]BoonTobias 3 points4 points ago

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Sure i had a nice bmw once, it was light and really fun to drive, until one night i had too many drinks and the cops pulled me over. I had to sell her to pay my lawyer and fines

[–]evabraun 0 points1 point ago

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Most redditors drive bicycles or walk.

[–]joemangle 11 points12 points ago

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My first bicycle was a used bike. Only much later did I know that everyone knew it as "the town bike."

[–]joemangle 8 points9 points ago

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I only ever had one new car. It was exciting to think that I was it's "only one," but after a while the car became awkward and needy. I felt like I had to show it how to do everything, and in the end I decided to take it out for a drive one night and roll it off a cliff into the ocean. I only ever go with used cars now.

[–]Toribor 20 points21 points ago

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A friend of mine bought what he thought was a new car, but I had given it a test drive several times before. Since he was so happy with his new car I decided not to mention it. Even then I would sometimes drive it without telling him.

[–]joemangle 8 points9 points ago

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A friend of mine did this to me. Well technically, he did it to my car. At first I was angry that he had been in my car and driven it around behind my back. But then I had to admit, it did handle a lot better after he had been driving it. I still let him drive the car sometimes, but he has to always ask first.

[–]srd178 31 points32 points ago

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MY CAR FUCKED MY NEIGHBOR.

[–]joemangle 2 points3 points ago

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I'm thinking Cars meets Desperate Housewives

[–]ShallowBasketcase 5 points6 points ago

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Sometimes I get a bunch of my buddies together and we all take my car out for a long roadtrip.

[–]mikaelhg 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fuseboy 4 points5 points ago

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It does also make me wonder if I ought to wipe the seats down with antiseptic wipes before I get in.

[–]wartornhero 0 points1 point ago

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According to Top Gear you should. I cant remember what all they found in Hammond's BMW.

For reference it is Series 16 episode 4

[–]apextek 2 points3 points ago*

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Ive seen this stock girl in like 3 other ads edit: yep

[–]infinite0ne 0 points1 point ago

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and also to purchase a BMW automobile motorcycle.

[–]thesehands 137 points138 points ago

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[–]FlynnRider 31 points32 points ago

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now that's a classy comeback.

[–]kloetersound 40 points41 points ago

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[–]FlynnRider 6 points7 points ago

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his legs need to be crossed British style. Then it would be perfect.

[–]ammerique 12 points13 points ago

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How does one cross their legs British style?

[–]bradders42 4 points5 points ago

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Not sure but I'm guessing this

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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No, that's American-style. British gentlemen cross their legs so that their shins are (roughly) parallel. Only Americans are so boorish as to cross their legs in the figure-4 shape. It was reportedly how the Germans caught American spies, though almost certainly an urban legend.

In America, we consider the British/European style of crossing legs to be a bit effete on a man. That's how women cross their legs in the US. Real ladies in the rest of the world don't even bring a knee over the other, they simply cross their ankles and keep the knees together.

[–]fortinwithwill 43 points44 points ago

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You sure know a lot about sitting.

[–]lifepuzzler 12 points13 points ago

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How do they do it? I'm sitting here at work trying to cross my legs "British style" and all I'm doing is crushing my balls. It really hurts... What am I doing wrong?

[–]ozziegt 25 points26 points ago

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Well, the British, you see, they don't have balls.

[–]OldSchoolIsh 1 point2 points ago

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You let your balls rest on the top of your thigh... so the world can see the massive lump in your trousers, you know,.. because the British have the biggest balls of all... maybe tiny non-British balls slip in the small gap between the legs and gets crushed...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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That's exactly why it's considered feminine to cross your legs that way. If your balls are being crushed, you're doing it the British way.

[–]BaseVilliN 4 points5 points ago

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Need pencil legs.

[–]ShadowX22 0 points1 point ago

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You kind of have to lean forward a little or sit upright. You can't really do the parallel cross while leaning back if you do not have very thin legs or have male genitalia.

[–]mycatdieddamnit 0 points1 point ago

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tuck your balls in man

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's what it feels like when you've grown up with the American way. It took me a while to be able to sit for any period of time with my legs crossed in a European fashion, and even still it is uncomfortable and tends to make the top leg go to sleep.

[–]lifepuzzler 0 points1 point ago

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While that may be true, I dont think smashing my balls is good or them either (one goes up between the thighs, the other down towards the chair... It hurts!!)

[–]iwatchyousleep 2 points3 points ago

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Uh, When I was in London, or anywhere in the UK, or even Ireland(North and South) I saw many a man crossing his legs like that. I saw them doing it the way you describe as well, but just as many doing it "the American way".

So I guess we have taken over British and Irish culture? Cool.

[–]ammerique 5 points6 points ago

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Americans call this sitting Indian style. What do non-Americans call that?

[–]bradders42 15 points16 points ago

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Britons call it "sitting cross-legged"

[–]darknite38 8 points9 points ago

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Criss-cross apple sauce.

Pretzel sitting.

[–]Lethalmud 5 points6 points ago

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In dutch it is kleermakerszit, witch translates to "clothing-makers sit"

[–]vorbote 4 points5 points ago

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Similar in German ... ”Schneidersitz“ (der Schneider: the taylor, der Sitz: the sit).

[–]TurboBox 2 points3 points ago

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Argentinians call it that too.

[–]ammerique 2 points3 points ago

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Lies!! You guys call it sentado al estilo indio. Stop trying to use your bilingual skills to defeat me.

[–]TurboBox 2 points3 points ago

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I like you

[–]greatscoot 1 point2 points ago

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I'm an American who grew up calling it Indian Style. My girlfriend (she's in her late 20s) grew up in a part of Minnesota with a sizable Native American population and had never hear this expression until I used it recently. She was also unfamiliar with the terms "indian burn" and "indian giver". My guess is that people who live in communities with lots of Native Americans stopped using (or never adopted) these expressions because they feel real awkward if you actually know Native people. She calls it "cross-legged style".

[–]assholebiker 1 point2 points ago

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American here who grew up calling it "Indian style". We're not supposed to call it "Indian-style" anymore because (1) the people we named it after aren't accurately called Indians and (2) because it's kind of racist to name a style of sitting after a group of peoples. We're supposed to call it "cross-legged".

[–]ammerique 5 points6 points ago

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Wait until the Christians here about this! They're gonna get bent out of shape about this one.

[–]kruxigt 0 points1 point ago

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In Sweden: "A tailor's pose"

[–]randomsnark 6 points7 points ago

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I think the classiest car billboard comeback I've seen (How is this an entire genre of things?) was when I think it was Lexus who had the slogan "Relentless pursuit of excellence", and some other car company put up ads with their car and "Just one more thing for Lexus to pursue."

[–]howdareyou 6 points7 points ago

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Comparing an M3 ($59,000) to an A4 ($32,000) isn't exactly a classy move.

[–]sapo916 6 points7 points ago

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The 335i will still roast it.

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[–]sapo916 0 points1 point ago

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Where do you see these Audi A4 quattro (you mentioned AWD) for only $30k from actual dealers? The 328i and A4 can be had for comparable real world pricing, you aren't saving anything. However you could save money by avoiding the purchase of one the least reliable car brands, that brand being Audi. MPG difference is negligible within 3 points city and 1 point highway, this will mostly be a driver thing especially since you will have to be careful to keep out of boost in the A4 when cruising. The 328i RWD also accelerates faster than the A4 in testing and with its legendary weight balancing it can handle as good or better than the Audi AWD. BMW in its history has never needed excessive peak torque to keep up, it's just great design.

Interior is subjective but by the sales figures we can see that people prefer the 3 series overall.

I very much like Audis but I was raised in Bavaria so I do have a slight bias.

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[–]sapo916 0 points1 point ago

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We were not talking about the 328xi... don't just randomly put in new data as you yourself said 328i. Also if you didn't care about the mpg point then don't bring it up next time.

[–]Mulsanne 1 point2 points ago

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Plus it's actually real, unlike the original post.

[–]theresaviking 4 points5 points ago

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I'm imagining a looney tunes-esque battle between the opposing forces ending in a comically oversized audi billboard crushing their headquarters.

[–]karmania 4 points5 points ago

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[–]hangerbaby 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Strutham 2 points3 points ago

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I like how the billboard projects a shadow on the sky.

[–]iwatchyousleep 3 points4 points ago

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I'd prefer an Audi R8 over an F1 car, but I'd prefer a Mercedes-McLaren even more. I already have a Mercedes-AMG, though more than the Merc-McLaren, I'd prefer the McLaren MP4-12C, which is the best looking car I've ever seen in my life.

Edit: I prefer the R8 over the F1 car because I don't know how to drive an F1 car, if the F1 car were road legal(and I knew how to drive it) and I wouldn't die if I got into a wreck, I'd prefer it.

[–]Honestly_ 2 points3 points ago

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The nice thing about replacing the Mercedes-McLaren with the SLS is the door isn't a nightmare to actually use. I saw a used SLR at a dealership and the interior frame's trim had been shot to hell by all the times a person had to squeeze through the allotted space. It made the back doors on a Rapide seem roomy.

[–]iwatchyousleep 0 points1 point ago

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I don't have an SLS or SLR, I've got a Mercedes CL65 AMG, it is black and the interior is precisely the reason I bought it over say, a BMW M5 or M3, those cars, while lighter and thus faster off the line, were in some ways spartan(compared to the Merc). However, the price tag on the Merc was significantly higher. At least I'm driving in comfort. For the same price I could've gotten like 5-8 very nice used cars, instead I am a bad person.

[–]evilbob 0 points1 point ago

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I am a bad person.

Need not be said considering your username.

[–]iwatchyousleep 0 points1 point ago

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My username is actually based on my career, I'm an anesthesiologist, get the joke? I'm still a bad person even if I do save lives directly and indirectly by making surgery possible.

[–]evilbob 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect username :)

[–]Johnnietee 1 point2 points ago

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Is this real?

[–]hangerbaby 3 points4 points ago

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I believe so

[–]karmania 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wreckemtech 12 points13 points ago

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Didn't somebody find a novel that uses this exact same stock photo on the cover?

[–]chedabob 5 points6 points ago

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[–]bokepin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ShallowBasketcase 7 points8 points ago

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That might not be her first book cover. But do you really care?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Anybody know the model?

[–]blue_horse_shoe 32 points33 points ago

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probably a 318i. They go through plenty of owners.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Oh look a veiled reference to vaginal penetration.

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[–]naich 1 point2 points ago

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It makes sense - BMWs are mainly driven by cunts.

[–]hitch_medberg 36 points37 points ago

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Ironically this is a stock photo, and this exact photo has been used in other ads too. Which means the BMW ad wasn't even the first to have her.

[–]Heathenite 11 points12 points ago

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Ironically?

[–]ShallowBasketcase 3 points4 points ago

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Is it ironic to use the word incorrectly?

[–]randomsnark 1 point2 points ago

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By now, no.

[–]sapo916 0 points1 point ago

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Ironically, whenever someone uses the word ironic someone will the usage is incorrect... AND I LOVE IT.

[–]Mulsanne 0 points1 point ago

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This one isn't real.

[–]forgotmypassword169 6 points7 points ago

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As someone who has worked at the ad agency who handled one of BMW's North American Accounts, this would never fly here - the north american division is too uptight and stiff.

I've been on a conference call where Germany has explicitly told us they love our idea, only to have it squashed by NA, a few weeks later.

[–]ozziegt 3 points4 points ago

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It's because of people like this

[–]rybones 78 points79 points ago

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You know she's 15. But do you really care?

[–]old_righty 26 points27 points ago

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Honestly, that looks like one of those "Emma Watson is so hot can't wait until she's 18" type pics.

[–]Frix 19 points20 points ago

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She is now 22...

[–]joemangle 17 points18 points ago

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But she looks 15 in the photo. She looks like the boss's daughter. The boss who has the car you've always dreamed of, but will never be able to afford. Oh well, you can at least have his daughter while thinking about the car.

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But she looks 15 in the photo. She looks like the boss's daughter. The boss who has the car you've always dreamed of, but will never be able to afford. Oh well, you can at least have his daughter while thinking about the car.

Please have a seat.

[–]joemangle 4 points5 points ago

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I'd like to modify my previous remark, what I meant to say was, she looks like a mature, independent woman, definitely the sort of woman I can see as the mother of my children.

[–]sacman 0 points1 point ago

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21.

[–]thewongtrain 30 points31 points ago

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Goodness. As long as I'm the last, I don't care if I'm not the first.

[–]cliffhanger407 139 points140 points ago

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That sounds just a little bit murdery.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 8 points9 points ago

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It's so... intimate.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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So long as I get to fuck her in the tailpipe...

[–]Benzona 7 points8 points ago

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Because you always get fucked when you take her to the dealer.

[–]ComputerisedCaveman 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, I do care. And I would prefer to by a new one. But when I do need to lease/rent/borrow, I appreciate if it has had a good service and thorough cleaning first.

[–]QuinnZ 1 point2 points ago

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I did my sexist advertisement critique for English on this particular ad hahaha

[–]vonnnegut 0 points1 point ago

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Care to share it?

[–]timfee 11 points12 points ago

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"But do you really care" is in non-anti-aliased Arial font?! :[

[–]Caleo 1 point2 points ago

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That part was probably added in

[–]rtfmpls 0 points1 point ago

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It was.

[–]DuckTruck 8 points9 points ago

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That's a horribly degrading advert >: (

[–]afterbirthbuffet 15 points16 points ago

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Any guesses on the girls age? My money is on 15

[–]Corporate_Suit 33 points34 points ago

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New Caption : She's only 15. But do you really care?

[–]semi- 11 points12 points ago

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Throw on a picture of an M3 from 1996 and..yeah I wouldn't mind a 15 year old. bmw that is.

[–]EyeballSandwich 2 points3 points ago

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Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QiMw1Q65d4 (NSFW)

I think it is just a matter of time before he is right.

[–]espanabarca 2 points3 points ago*

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Also, this makes me want to buy a Porsche.

[–]giothegreek 2 points3 points ago

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Bayerische Muff Werke

[–]zendak 5 points6 points ago

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BWM has a nice history of ad wins. South Africans will remember "Beats the Bends" from back in the day. Context

[–]janeaustang 21 points22 points ago

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Good to know a woman's worth isn't totally based on her virginity; she's valuable for her attractiveness, too. It's no wonder BMW drivers are the biggest assholes on the road...

[–]forgotmypassword169 10 points11 points ago

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clearly there's not enough Kia, Mercedes and Honda drivers where you live. I swear those cars must come without turn signals.

[–]konrad9 1 point2 points ago

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Move to CT, you'd swear NOTHING had turn signals.

[–]Vik1ng 7 points8 points ago

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Move to Germany. EVERYTHING has turn signals.

[–]Kuonji 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you and fuck your courteous drivers. Graaah!

[–]Vik1ng 1 point2 points ago

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But to be honest we too have idiots don't using their turn signals. And BMW hasn't that great reputation there as many you turks (sorry but it's the truth) like to drive them and sometimes don't care about traffic rules.

[–]wartornhero 0 points1 point ago

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Same with Reno. I think I can count the number of time on one hand I have seen a turn signal in Reno. I have been here for 8 months.

[–]Gareth321 2 points3 points ago

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That's exactly what they're saying. By describing the inherent conflict that occasionally arises within a relationship related to the fact that both partners have likely had previous partners, and then drawing parallels with that comedic prose and the used car industry, they're implying absolutely nothing but that women are objects and valued for nothing more than virginity and attractiveness. There is no intelligent satire present, and the metaphor is completely irrelevant. I bet this is the work of the international Women Haters cabal. Everything those guys do is sexist, even the stuff that isn't.

[–]janeaustang 2 points3 points ago

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Riiiiiiight. Florid prose can vindicate anything. Minstrel shows were poignant criticisms of the subjugation of black people in 19th-century America, intelligent satire of the racist attitudes held by the dominant whites...

[–]platipress 7 points8 points ago

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You probably are her first. She looks like she's 15.

[–]MartialFur 17 points18 points ago

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Not these days.

[–]Colbeagle 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This actually makes me not want a BMW. I see this as a taunt, because no girl like that has ever wanted to sleep with me.

[–]RamBamBooey 4 points5 points ago

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She would if you owned a BMW

[–]lsc 2 points3 points ago

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Tried it. It doesn't work as well as advertised.

[–]bestbiff 1 point2 points ago

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Why sell your car when you can sell underage sex am I right?

-BMW

[–]0102030405 1 point2 points ago

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my dad has this poster

I like their ads.

[–]HarlequinHeart 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one bothered by her teeth?

[–]ordinaryrendition 0 points1 point ago

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Not the only one. They look like they...protrude.

[–]kenvsryu 1 point2 points ago

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I always finish first...wait.

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I do care.

[–]SorrySeptember 1 point2 points ago

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She's gorgeous but she has Gollum teeth in this picture. I'm a little perturbed.

[–]Chadley655321 1 point2 points ago

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"BMW for men who like hand jobs from beautiful women they hardly know" or was that jaguar?

[–]iunnox 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Glaurunga 2 points3 points ago

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I DO CARE

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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do i really care? yes.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Why?

[–]Dynamite_Noir 12 points13 points ago

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Jealousy issues.

[–]ComputerisedCaveman 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, but I don't feel like being cured.

[–]Dynamite_Noir 10 points11 points ago

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Cured of what? Being angry at your potential girlfriend because she has been intimate with someone before in her life?

Put the shoe on the other foot and think about if you had once had a girlfriend, broke up, and a few months or year later meet a new girl and she finds out you have slept with someone before. How would you feel if that was a dealbreaker for her?

[–]couchiexperience 8 points9 points ago

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Me too. I am insane.

[–]redfox2600 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not paying full MSRP on a used car so yes I would care too.

[–]philip1201 3 points4 points ago

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At the risk of sounding like an idiot: what does this have to do with cars?

[–]Malhavik 29 points30 points ago

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The ad is for used cars.

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[–]cr3ative 33 points34 points ago

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It's an ad for used cars you pair of idiots

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 0 points1 point ago

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Sex appeal.

[–]arontx 2 points3 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8x250/bmw_usercar_ad/

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hk3ou/bmw_germanys_ad_campaign_for_factory_approved/

And this is just what I found by typing "BMW ad" in the search box. If you use KarmaDecay, there several other examples.

[–]foxymoron 2 points3 points ago

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Men are so easy I'm almost embarrassed for them.

[–]ganesht 0 points1 point ago

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[–]piderman 3 points4 points ago

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I hope that page isn't indicative of BMW's speed.

[–]BunjiX 4 points5 points ago

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[–]CanadianGun 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, I do... but oh well! That's me haha.

[–]THE_NO_LIFE_KING 1 point2 points ago

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"Why don't you take a seat over there?"

[–]Aaya 3 points4 points ago

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Not gonna lie, I'd tap that.

[–]AKADriver -1 points0 points ago

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Every time I see this posted somewhere, it annoys me that someone (not the original ad agency) added the completely unnecessary second line.

"You know you're not the first." That's all that needed to be said. Explaining the joke makes it not funny.

It's also in the wrong typeface, and placed funny.

[–]angus_the_red 1 point2 points ago

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the fact that you've seen it posted before (and apparently a number of times) should give them the benefit of the doubt.

[–]beetnemesis 4 points5 points ago

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Ehhh. Without the second line, it can be interpretated more than one way, though.

For example, that ad, with just the line "You know you're not the first," would be a very effective STD awareness ad.

[–]AKADriver 4 points5 points ago

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That's why it's called "innuendo" and not "explaining the whole damned joke."

[–]grisbilen 1 point2 points ago

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He wrote innuendo close to a picture of a hot girl, internet GO!

[–]thebigdirty 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, if it wasn't for the bmw logo etc. on the bottom

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[–]iwatchyousleep 1 point2 points ago

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36 dicks?

In a row?

"DON'T SUCK ANY DICK IN THE PARKING LOT!"

[–]bobafoote 0 points1 point ago

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Blonde's are fun, but brunette's exude class.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Old and fake but not gay

[–]itemforty 0 points1 point ago

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Is she growling, or is that an underbite?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope! Good point, BMW :)

Also, I desperately want an M5 and will gladly buy one when I've got $100k of disposable income, that fucking car is awesome (thank you, Top Gear :D ).

[–]Reactions 0 points1 point ago

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These are so old, they must have been posted on Reddit before :S? EDIT: Search for "BMW Ad" and you'll find it has been posted tons of times before. Shame on you poster, search before you post!

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[–]Mantos 0 points1 point ago

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Coming from the CUNTCRUNCHER...

[–]pingas 0 points1 point ago

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She looks kinda weird. Like she's made of cloth or something.

[–]Oritonio 0 points1 point ago*

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DAE else own a car and feel pride in that brand.. and feel sadness when someone else drving your brand drives like a douche?

"Hey! Drivers of Brand X don't drive like that."

I do. I see owners of cars like mine and hope that people will be better drivers.

I know it is probably not a plausable business model.. hell it might be a horrible business model.. But deep down inside I wish someone would make a car that is only sold to safe, legal, respectable drivers.

I dunno how that would work.. maybe you agree to show your records and they sell to you based on your driving record. Anyone who sees you being a douche can call you in.. after X issues are required per some kind of contract to sell it back...

Not possible in so many ways, I know, but still.. I wish 1 car company would pride itself on its drivers... and maybe enforce it a little.

Also Insurance companies never send me Driving tips... or make me take driving classes... what kind of insurance are they providing... getting money after the fact? be more pro-active Insurance. penalize me for bad driving even if I have no accident, and reward me for safe driving and taking courses and regular tests to prove my knowledge.

[–]fxpstclvrst 0 points1 point ago

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I knew I'd seen this somewhere long ago, on Sociological Images. Here's the part two along with equal opportunity not-the-firsting (using a guy).

[–]Exoneration 0 points1 point ago

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I OWN A USED BMW!!!!!!!!!

DOES THIS MEAN I WIN THE GIRL!?

[–]Curiner 0 points1 point ago

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I want a BMW

[–]MadManuel 0 points1 point ago

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Well yeah.. I care because that would make my car illegal, and under age?

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[–]janeaustang 9 points10 points ago

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I don't think "raciness" is what's objectionable about it...

[–]Flamph 0 points1 point ago

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Second hand BMW dealership ad? Just sayin' that's what it made me think.

[–]Bobthemoron 2 points3 points ago

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It says that right in the ad.

[–]Flamph 0 points1 point ago

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Wow I'm blind, I guess my eyes weren't exactly focused on the words, hey!

[–]sorry_for_my_sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

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I'd take it for a spin...and with no seat covers

[–]ShitEmerilSays 0 points1 point ago

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