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[–]MrDribbles 96 points97 points ago

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Dammit Bobby.

[–]KingGorilla 43 points44 points ago

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That boy ain't right

[–]waffleninja 11 points12 points ago

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I tell you what.

[–]1337_Wizard 7 points8 points ago

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Yep

[–]AllowingZero[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Mmhmmm

[–]CottonStorm 6 points7 points ago

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Does he need therapy? (Psychosomatics, etc)

[–]Fylgja 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure why this was downvoted, but I put you back at 1 because I understood the reference.

[–]ruffledavenger[S] 46 points47 points ago

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Dad, can I wash my face with ice cream?

Dangit, Bobby.

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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yeah man dang ol' voices man talk bout taken them crazy pills man like pop pop poppity pop man like dang ol' candy I tell you what man

[–]InferiousX 348 points349 points ago

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In a British accent: "When preparing for battle, the native Ginger will use various dairy products as a sort of primitive war-paint. This particular subject is a Ginger Shaman, of the 'Tommy Gunderson' tribe."

[–]ruffledavenger[S] 188 points189 points ago

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Lifestyles of the rich and creamy.

[–]theknightwhosays_nee 33 points34 points ago

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why did I sing these words in the tune of Good Charlotte?

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[–]arebe2 5 points6 points ago

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Are you... What... Really?

[–]nixonrichard 14 points15 points ago

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Those who are under 20 are not aware that Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous was ever something other than a Good Charlotte song.

[–]BillieSC 2 points3 points ago*

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It... It was?

I'm kidding. But I also read it in the Good Charlotte tune. That damn media hammered my song in my brain until it bled.

[–]theknightwhosays_nee 2 points3 points ago

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yep, just like when someone says "i'll be back" i instantly think of terminator

[–]arebe2 0 points1 point ago

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Those under 20 also seem prone to try to hide their shortcomings once they're revealed.

[–]djduni 3 points4 points ago

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Why did I sing these words in the tune of Livin La Vida Loca?

[–]Hellion_23 3 points4 points ago

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Because it's just the best song in the history of the world

[–]retrospects -1 points0 points ago

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New from Herp Derp....

[–]Olukon 7 points8 points ago

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That made my day.

[–]iananan 1 point2 points ago

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just a small note, the O in tommy was still soft/american, you want to make it a bit harder for the accent you're going for.

[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit lolz

[–]Robincognito -3 points-2 points ago*

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That is a weird British accent you put on, there.

And by the way, "shaman" is pronounced "shayman", not "sharman". Probably just a vocal slip.

I apologise, it looks like it can be pronounced both ways.

[–]brainburger 2 points3 points ago

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As a Brit I agree. This British accent does not convince. It's close though.

[–]let_seth_say_it 4 points5 points ago

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I'll download it into the memory banks. Thanks, man. Non-American accents are not easy to hit spot-on.

[–]Robincognito 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, don't thank me. It appears that Shayman can be pronounced "sha-man" or "shayman". And on a second listening, the accent isn't bad.

If you're looking for constructive criticism, pronounce the Tommy just as it's written, where the "o" is more rounded, and less like "Tawmy" as it sounds in American English.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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pronounce the Tommy just as it's written

This really doesn't mean much when it comes to English.

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

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Good to know it can be pronounced both ways. I always say "sharman", I think it's the Aussie in me where we drag out the a.

[–]Randamba 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think it's ever pronounced sharman.

[–]I_give_insults -1 points0 points ago

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Haha, go back and check it. You are wrong. You don't trust wiki? Dickhead.

[–]Randamba 0 points1 point ago

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The Wiki page doesn't ever say anything about pronouncing it Sharman, it says two different ways to pronounce it, both in American English, not iwth a british accent, neither way is ever spelled with an R. Shaman is always spelled Shaman, and even the pronunciation guide is spelled /ˈʃɑːmən/ shah-mən or /ˈʃeɪmən/ shay-mən). Never does it tell one to pronounce it with a british accent by putting a weird silent r into the word.

[–]Robincognito -1 points0 points ago

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In a British accent, "sharman" is pronounced the same as an American would pronounce "shaman" with a long "a".

[–]Randamba 0 points1 point ago*

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How would a british accent change the spelling of the word? 1) shaman is never spelled with an R, and 2) the wikipedia page you yourself referenced never backs up your point about british accents pronouncing it different and never has an R in any of the spellings, even for pronunciation.

Edit: Do the British have their own language? If you can find something that says the British people ever spell Shaman as Sharman, and then don't pronounce the R they put in there, then I'll believe you, but until then you just misspelled it and tried to pull it off by claiming the british pronounce it different.

[–]Robincognito 0 points1 point ago

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You misunderstood me. I never claimed that "shaman" is ever spelt "sharman".

The word is "shaman" in both American English and British English. In my original comment, I pointed out that let_seth_say_it pronounced shaman like "sharman", which I believed was the incorrect pronunciation. With a little Wikipedia research I found that shaman can be pronounced either as "shay-man" or "shah-man". In (most) British accents, "shah-man" and "shar-man" would sound pretty much identical, which is why I said that let_seth_say_it pronounced shaman as sharman. I just didn't think of writing his pronunciation as "shahman", because "sharman" sufficed in describing let_seth_say_it's pronunciation of the word. Foolishly, I didn't initially consider that Americans would pronounce "sharman" and "shahman" quite differently.

[–]Randamba 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting point I suppose, Do British people pronounce Car "Cah" and Bar "Bah" and Far "Fah" Tar "Tah" Star "Stah". Would you say that a British person would pronounce Father and Farther the same?

Not being argumentative here, but if that's the case it's more understandable, but would have been preferable for you to just spell it normal.

[–]Robincognito 1 point2 points ago

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Do British people pronounce Car "Cah" and Bar "Bah" and Far "Fah" Tar "Tah" Star "Stah". Would you say that a British person would pronounce Father and Farther the same?

Yes, that's right. "Car" and "cah" would sound the same. (However

This website lets you hear the British pronunciation of "car".

[–]Randamba 0 points1 point ago

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nice website.

[–]Plagiarismo 25 points26 points ago

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Totally read this in David Attenborough's voice.

[–]Mitch_Hedberg_Quote 35 points36 points ago

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"I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning."

"Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches?"

"All-encompassingly."

[–]Hoobleton 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, I read this in David Attenborough's voice too.

[–]nocookies28 6 points7 points ago

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British accent Nigel Thornberry accent

ftfy....

[–]TokiBumblebee -1 points0 points ago

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SMASHING! Mmm-yes, quite.

[–]Game25900 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in David Attenbroughs voice.

[–]Mybrainmelts 0 points1 point ago

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FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMM

[–]jf286381 0 points1 point ago

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"you got red on you."

[–]smcdark -1 points0 points ago

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oh holy fuck I lol'd

edit: and im a ginger. edit2: my tribe uses orange push-pops

[–]evabraun -1 points0 points ago

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Would it be as funny if it was just a common pepper doing the same thing? Nahh.

[–]Justice502 123 points124 points ago

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On a serious note, I have never been hot enough to consider rubbing ice cream all over me. I would rather die to death in death valley than run around all fucking sticky. Fuck that.

[–]-mbartlett 99 points100 points ago

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die to death in death valley

ಥ_ಥ

[–]TheFlamingLlama 5 points6 points ago

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Never seen this new face outside this thread but im loving it.

[–]Tokeli 24 points25 points ago

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I don't think he's too hot, I think he's just being fat.

[–]gosu 18 points19 points ago

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Him being fat only proves that at one point he knew where the food was supposed to go.

[–]ffn 9 points10 points ago

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Psh, you're clearly not as good at being fat as this kid is. He's developed the ability to absorb food through his skin, so what seems like inability to eat to a common uninitiated skinnyman is an advanced technique only the fattest of the fat could know.

[–]SgtFish -1 points0 points ago

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Well, alright then.

My reason was going to be that everybody was wearing longsleeve shit, but I guess we wanna get stuck in Reddit's 4chan mode so fuck that fat kid.

[–]Digipete 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, if we were in 4chan mode we would already have the kids name and address. In two days time his mailbox would be overflowing with Ben and Jerry's coupons and his driveway would have a steady stream of Good Humor and Schwans trucks puliing in at all hours of the day and night.

[–]SgtFish -2 points-1 points ago

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Personally, the only raid I think 4chan ever pulls off is closing the pool.

[–]Off-Target 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he is a kid. And one clearly with a great love of food.

[–]ciscomd 0 points1 point ago

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I think this kid probably has something along the lines of OCD or Tourette Syndrome that compels him to do things like this. As funny as it is to us, it's probably a nightmare to him.

[–]Woahzie 0 points1 point ago

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You mean you hope he does cause no sane child of his age should be doing this.

And he probably doesn't.

[–]BAMspek -2 points-1 points ago

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haha i have both and i've never felt compelled to rub ice cream on my face. actually the thought of ice cream on my face makes my OCD go apeshit. little kids just do weird stuff. but does anybody know what this is from? it looks like a sporting event or something?

[–]Kattastrophe 1 point2 points ago

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You don't have OCD.

O(bsessive) C(ompulsive) D(isorder) is a condition in which you suffer from obsessions and compulsions. Obsessions like wondering if you turned the stove off or knowing for a goddamned fact that if you walk into a dark room, you will die. Compulsions like feeling the sudden urge to jump over a railing, even though the fall on the other side will cause you to at least break something or to avoid stepping on cracks.

[–]AlexiaRose -1 points0 points ago

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I have severe OCD and I would never do something like this. We are usually germaphobe. Compulsions or obsessions dont make you do stuff you wont usually do by yourself. You wont do anything that could harm youself or others, you can have the fear to do stuff like that but you wont do it. You can feel the urge but Ive never heard of any OCD person who died or hurt themself doing anything like that. I might be wrong.. For the Tourette Syndrome I have no idea im not suffuring from this.

But it just look like a fat kid doing random crap.

EDIT: This was filmed during a sport match Italy vs. Brazil. I think the boy probably saw some fans with face paint, to support their teams, and he wanted to do the same..

[–]Kattastrophe 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't say they would do it. I said it they would think about obsessively.

For a while, they thought I was schizotypal. Now, they're pretty sure I'm OCD. I have recurring, disturbing thoughts that scare the crap out of me. Like, when I'm standing on something high, I'll start thinking about jumping. Or when I'm driving, I'll think about crashing into things. I don't want to do these things, but the thoughts go through my head so much that I start getting afraid I'll be somehow forced to do it.

[–]AlexiaRose 0 points1 point ago

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K youre right about this.

[–]BAMspek 0 points1 point ago

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Usually not a good idea to tell someone you've never met that they don't have a condition that they've been suffering from most of their lives. It's pretty clear that I have OCD when I'm compulsively touching everything on my bedside table because I'm stressed or anxious about something the next day. And excessive hand washing has actually gotten to be a problem. And I get weird urges like that too, but I've never made the connection to OCD. That's interesting.

[–]Kattastrophe 0 points1 point ago

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actually the thought of ice cream on my face makes my OCD go apeshit.

I apologize then. I was basing my statement on this part of what you said. It is a common misconception that OCD is all about touching things and germaphobia. This is not the case. I had a knee-jerk reaction to your post based on the many number of people who have OCD because they like shit to be clean. Again, I'm sorry about that.

[–]BAMspek 0 points1 point ago

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No worries. Understandable.

[–]dQor 47 points48 points ago

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Cant. Stop. Watching.

[–]Rodney_Reposter 64 points65 points ago

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Cant. Stop. Washing.

[–]apox64928 9 points10 points ago

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crying. fucking crying

ಥ◡ಥ thank you, reddit.

[–]InfinitePower 1 point2 points ago

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Crying, then fucking, then crying?

[–]mortal_wombat 14 points15 points ago

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Sounds like my ex-wife.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Watch it at [8], I did for about an hour last week, it keeps getting better

[–]histumness 11 points12 points ago

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Did you stay for the extra scene after the credits?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, gotta do it again

[–]faggotoni -1 points0 points ago

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You right.

[–]cafezinho 0 points1 point ago

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Can't. Stop. Believin!

[–]hahaheeheehoho -1 points0 points ago

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Don't stop!

[–]vsal 9 points10 points ago

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Does this mean I can eat ice cream in the shower now?

[–]SlashMonster 21 points22 points ago

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I grab a bucket of ice cream and use my hands as spoons!

I then proceed to shove the water soaked ice cream blob into my mouth as it slowly melts from the hot water.

The feeling of the cold melting ice cream covering my naked body as it slowly gets washed away is indescribable.

[–]KingRazor 12 points13 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say you just described it pretty damn well.

[–]skippy619 4 points5 points ago

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Drain Hair is my favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor.

[–]Willie_Main 4 points5 points ago

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You haven't been all along? Somebody get this man a cone with mint chocolate chip. STAT DAMMIT!

[–]danger_one 1 point2 points ago

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Do you not?

[–]SomeTakezo 13 points14 points ago

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God, I laugh uproariously every time I see this.

[–]omiyage 10 points11 points ago

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Are you related to Ralph?

[–]beefmcduff 0 points1 point ago

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That is Ralph irl.

[–]eittocs 5 points6 points ago

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OMG did you really invent the ice cream bar!!!

[–]ruffledavenger[S] 18 points19 points ago

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It's just frozen stripper lotion. Vanilla spice flavor.

[–]aznpwnzor 5 points6 points ago

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I'm glad whatever adult he was with allowed him to do this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Now with sound!

[–]ReverendDizzle 2 points3 points ago

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I dunno if this will happen to everyone... but I just watched it on loop for like a minute straight and I can't stop laughing. I'm sorta half-chuckling/half-crying just writing this.

The internet is a weird place... one minute it's not funny, not funny, old, old, repost, not funny... and then BAM... fat kid rubbing an ice cream bar on his face with the dedication of an soldier preparing for battle and you can't stop laughing.

[–]fm8 4 points5 points ago

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Looks good. Who needs a shower?

[–]katiefrazer92 5 points6 points ago

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I used to do this as a kid....

[–]Rodney_Reposter 1 point2 points ago

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I still do this as an adult....

[–]katiefrazer92 -1 points0 points ago

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I only just qualify as an adult...

(Because I stopped doing this)

[–]Plagiarismo 0 points1 point ago

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Have you watched Fight Club yet?

[–]katiefrazer92 -2 points-1 points ago

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No. Not yet, it is on my to do list.

I feel stalked.

[–]Plagiarismo -1 points0 points ago

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And so you should...

[–]katiefrazer92 -1 points0 points ago

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What else do you know- dare I ask?

[–]cnov 4 points5 points ago

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To be fair he looks like he has already had enough in his mouth.

[–]haiku_robot 5 points6 points ago

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To be fair he looks

like he has already had

enough in his mouth.

[–]radiosnatch 1 point2 points ago

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Evidently you have never experience the Ginger sun burn!

[–]Mannstrane 1 point2 points ago

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O'doyle Rules!!!

[–]TheBlueFrog 1 point2 points ago

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It's gettin' hot in hurrr.... so rub on all your ice cream.

[–]Bluefeets 3 points4 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]pufferung 6 points7 points ago

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You can't even trust kids around junk food anymore. What's this world coming to?

[–]Swanzy_Style 2 points3 points ago

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You used to be able to trust kids around junk food?

[–]AFarewellToArms 4 points5 points ago

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I trust that they will get fat.

[–]LordScoffington 0 points1 point ago

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I trusted that they'd put the food in their mouth... now idk.

[–]Mispelling 2 points3 points ago

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Wash my mouth out with soap?

PLEASE!

[–]travellingamerica 2 points3 points ago

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Can someone please invent a homemade-portable-washing-product that won't make me freeze to death?

[–]dorkettus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]travellingamerica 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you sir.

[–]dorkettus -1 points0 points ago

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Well, I'm female, but you're welcome all the same. :)

[–]travellingamerica 0 points1 point ago

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Uh-oh, the downvoting starts..

Thank you ma'am....

(Runs...)

[–]dorkettus 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, I don't take offense to it - my username can be ambiguous, and if people downvote me for just correcting you without any malice intended, eh.

[–]travellingamerica 1 point2 points ago

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I'll upvote that!

[–]Thylacosmilus 3 points4 points ago

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Why is he doing this?

[–]ruffledavenger[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Why aren't you?

[–]Panthertron 4 points5 points ago

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His face is hungry

[–]space347 -1 points0 points ago

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He is probably hot and trying to cool himself off.

[–]scotch_dick 3 points4 points ago

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I hear you absorb the sugar and fat quicker that way.

[–]hobs707 3 points4 points ago

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Gingers, always trying to protect their skin from the death rays of the sun no matter what the substance.

[–]kwansolo 2 points3 points ago

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would be a great condom ad

[–]readet 2 points3 points ago

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Damnit, didn't see it coming, burst out laughing. Got the stink eye from co-workers.

[–]cornwallis1 8 points9 points ago

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To the front page WE GOOOOOOO

[–]jackcatalyst 2 points3 points ago

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Apply your ice cream battle paint and go forward!!!!

[–]CaroleKingCrimson 1 point2 points ago

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Kid reminds me of Thurman Murman.

[–]onlyhalfminotaur 0 points1 point ago

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Thurman Merman? Jesus Christ kid....

[–]buddha90 1 point2 points ago

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I have never been able to stop laughing from this GIF

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Oh my God, are you okay?

[–]jles 1 point2 points ago

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This is the best backlash effort to a post ever... Please don't stop

[–]myocastorcoypus 1 point2 points ago

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I've tried both this and the frozen soap, and I think this one wins. I have never been checked out so many times in one morning.

[–]champerz 0 points1 point ago

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look at the repost

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

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Dat last frame!

[–]jootd 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like some sort of good luck ritual for his team. Meh, at least it's not poo.

[–]Aargauer 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if that kid knows he's internet famous

[–]spyrosk 0 points1 point ago

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Simba..

[–]branqon 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's definitely frozen. Your story checks out.

[–]parikx 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who gets the sudden urge to rub forehead after watching this? 0_0 >-< 0_0

[–]54chaos45 0 points1 point ago

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am i watching child abuse... whys the guy just nail him...

[–]Great_Chairman_Mao 0 points1 point ago

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What is this I don't even

[–]Mikey129 0 points1 point ago

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That child will someday wrestle a bear with his bare hands and wear it's skull and pelt.

[–]dgb75 0 points1 point ago

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Of course he would do that. He's a ginger. He has no soul.

[–]rblue 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe I'm alone, but are other gentleman having trouble falpping to this or just myself? Tips (or even advice) you could offer?

[–]Willie_Main 0 points1 point ago

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Was this from the World Cup or something?

[–]spawn2105 -1 points0 points ago

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2009 Confederations Cup on ORF 1 (Austrian National TV)

I acctually happened to see this live on TV, was quite the WTF is that kid doing moment.

[–]Letheate 0 points1 point ago

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the best one yet

[–]TheSemiTallest 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant!

[–]McGangBang 0 points1 point ago

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in which match did this happen? i can make out bra...brazil?

[–]RagingRandy 0 points1 point ago

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Full.of.win.

[–]bugd 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try Costanza.

[–]CptHampton 0 points1 point ago

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Well in his defense, it is a Dove bar

[–]DarkShadowGirl 0 points1 point ago

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THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!! Reddit won't let you leave....

<3

[–]cafezinho 0 points1 point ago

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That kid just creamed all over his face...

[–]DarkShadowGirl 0 points1 point ago

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answer your phone baby! :P

[–]xe-cute 0 points1 point ago

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It's a real life Ralph Wiggum.

[–]lexitr0n -1 points0 points ago

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This is one of those gifs that makes me laugh every single time I see it.

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[–]ruffledavenger[S] -1 points0 points ago

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My pleasure.

[–]TrickTrolld -1 points0 points ago

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Great for removing freckles and dignity!

[–]Stevelectric6 -2 points-1 points ago

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Gingers...

[–]Lurking_Grue -1 points0 points ago

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Ice soap?

[–]TehSyntaxError -1 points0 points ago

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Someone needs to put this to epic battle music.

[–]Fenne -1 points0 points ago

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Oh my gosh this is great!

[–]sgtpppr -1 points0 points ago

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Fat kid war paint. If you have a sandwich in your hand, you better hide it or watch your fingers. You'll be pulling back stumps.

[–]kthanx -1 points0 points ago

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Look at how nicely it lathers!

[–]extermin8r -1 points0 points ago

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hahahah

[–]JDMC13 -1 points0 points ago

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Augustus Gloop?

[–]mrmyxlplyx -1 points0 points ago

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His caloric intake via the usual method wasn't high enough so he was going for direct infusion.

[–]mostlyIjustvote -1 points0 points ago

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could not find a comment corresponding with my feeligs, so here:

WHHUAAAAAARRNOTSERIOUS

[–]uncloned -1 points0 points ago

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This goes great with whatever dance mix is playing on my headphones.

[–]Ispitonyourslave -1 points0 points ago

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I opened this. I saw which gif it was and burst into a fit of laughter before the gif even loaded. Upvote for you sir!

[–]fate3 -1 points0 points ago

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i've already seen this, but with the title you've reinvented the wheel. well done.

[–]Eaeelil -1 points0 points ago

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this kid is going to regret this for the rest of his life

[–]bluebirdhaze -1 points0 points ago

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really Lifehacker?

[–]spensrbeta -1 points0 points ago

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i just died, this is too good.

[–]Subhazard -1 points0 points ago

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So the kid likes icecream on his face? Big whoop! Wanna fight about?

[–]champakbhoomia -1 points0 points ago

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What would be the thought process of this kid ?

[–]hahaheeheehoho 1 point2 points ago

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Ice cream. Face. Done.

[–]WhyIsEveryNickTaken -1 points0 points ago

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I Laugh for 5 minutes straight everytime i see this gif never gets old

[–]Artgod -1 points0 points ago

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a bit touched i'd say.

[–]ComicallyLazy -1 points0 points ago

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Ginger needs protection from sun, or no soul, w/e you choose.

[–]the_internet_clown -1 points0 points ago

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Drugs Are Bad

[–]Panthertron -5 points-4 points ago

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rotflmmfao

[–]50MoreTrash -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm trying deseperately to come up with some sort of Bear Grylls quote about ice cream and ginger kids.

[–]ruffledavenger[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Shit, the other team scored a goal. Better rub ice cream on my face.

[–]50MoreTrash -2 points-1 points ago

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Nice.

[–]Futurescope -2 points-1 points ago

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I scrub and scrub... but the shame/soullessness doesn't wash out

[–]whatsonmymindgrapes -2 points-1 points ago

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HE HAS NO SOUL!!!!!

[–]Phrea -2 points-1 points ago

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FOR YEARS I'VE BEEN WANTING TO KICK THAT KIDS ASS !!

[–]gmnitsua -2 points-1 points ago

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Every time I see this I think this kid has got to be retarded or something. I hated being sticky when I was a little kid.