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[–]Baconpwner 20 points21 points ago

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Reddit is full of reposts. And most of the time, the reposter has no idea if it has been posted before. Several times, I've posted something and the first comment tells me its a repost. Sorry didn't know.

[–]tony_bologna 2 points3 points ago

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Search first.

Reposts happen, but it's shit like "life before google" getting posted again and again - all with the same title - that annoys me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I see lots of reposts, but to be honest I don't mind them because in spite of that I come across things that the comments tell me are not only extremely old, but have been reposted many times before, and it's the first time I've ever seen it. Were we more strict about reposting I'd never get to see many many things.

[–]tony_bologna 0 points1 point ago

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I'd never get to see many many things.

/top

[–]Jin_Winspear 1 point2 points ago

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Not to mention that just because one person has seen it does not mean everyone else has

[–]internetor -4 points-3 points ago

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Yes and that's why karmadecay was made.

[–]Spliffa 6 points7 points ago

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so you are saying I have to visit and explore a different website to participate in Reddit? Just vote down a repost if you see one. What's the problem? That way reposts, which weren't seen by a lot of people get an upvote, the rest disappears. Natural selection I say.

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[–]internetor 0 points1 point ago

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Tineye doesn't show what reddit posts have been made, karmadecay does.

[–]profesional_reposter -1 points0 points ago

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[–]nilleftw 5 points6 points ago

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Mega obvious reposts from the beginning of the intarnetz, okay I get that. Everyone who had a computer with internet anytime between now and like 10 years ago should've seen seen that by now.

But most of the reposts are new to most people who don't lurk every single subreddit/part of the internet daily.

[–]AdventureIsland 4 points5 points ago

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God i love Rushmore, one of my favorite movies.

[–]FiveFootBunny 4 points5 points ago

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Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy. Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs. Max Fischer: O, R they?

Greatest line...

[–]AdventureIsland 0 points1 point ago

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Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

[–]missv8nightmare 9 points10 points ago

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Who cares if it's a repost? Just move on to the next link and stop wasting peoples time with your complaining.

[–]wreckemtech -2 points-1 points ago

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Just move on . . . and stop wasting peoples time with your complaining.

Can't tell if being sarcastic, or just retarded.

[–]missv8nightmare -1 points0 points ago

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Sarcastic my friend.

[–]dogfacedboy420 27 points28 points ago

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To people who complain about repost's, fuck you.

[–]angrytortilla 15 points16 points ago

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And to people who don't understand how apostrophes work... well, you get the idea.

[–]Carbontea 9 points10 points ago

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[–]CJGibson 4 points5 points ago

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Why would you see yourself as a stripper-cop?

[–]OneHappyNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer the term Hot Cop.

[–]TokiBumblebee 0 points1 point ago

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What about us stripper-Natives?

[–]Goron40 -1 points0 points ago

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Despite your punctuation error, your message was pure. Upvote this, downvote OP.

[–]iSteve 8 points9 points ago

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I'm sorry, but what's the big deal? If you've already seen it, don't click. Not everyone spends their whole day compulsively searching reddit, maybe I didn't see it last week.

[–]TomAvian 4 points5 points ago

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[–]RubiconFan 1 point2 points ago

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Re-posts are an inevitability.

[–]samebrian 1 point2 points ago

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The only reposts I've seen lately are these stupid fucking ones where they keep talking about how there's too many reposts on Reddit.

Seriously if you're on Reddit enough that reposts really bother you, get a life.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Please don't:

Complain about reposts. Reddit is dynamic. People come and go, and there are hundreds of subreddits on the front page. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone else has, and a link's presence on the front page indicates there are a lot of people who haven't seen it before. If you feel it's been reposted, downvote it. The most repetitive content on reddit is "This is a repost." Think about that.

[–]tony_bologna 3 points4 points ago

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Please do: Search for duplicates before posting.

[–]MenaceInc 0 points1 point ago

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Excuse my ignorance but what is this from?

[–]AShaqFreethrow 0 points1 point ago

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that movie where the guy shown and steve zissou fight over the same girl... i believe steve is a teacher though.

[–]JdoubleE5000 0 points1 point ago*

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OMG this is perfect! I HAVE to repost this to r/pics and r/gifs and r/whogivesashitwhatyouthink. Hold on.

[–]frankie_prankster 0 points1 point ago

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OP says in an almost definite repost...

[–]Namaha 0 points1 point ago

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You're right bro, reposts are so annoying! I hate opening a link only to see something I've already seen before! It's just like how I'll never watch a rerun of an episode of my favorite TV show, and how I'll never listen to the same song more than once (willingly)

Am I right?

[–]HoustonAthiest 0 points1 point ago

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[–]meathook 0 points1 point ago

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more like to my job, that gave me a raise + promotion that would be an insult even for a cost of living adjustment.

[–]thefinalfall 0 points1 point ago

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They're OR scrubs.

O R they?

[–]Estoye 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit is my Rushmore.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 0 points1 point ago

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Amen, brotha. Tired of seeing old shit and obvious rip off posts. Stop it you dang jerks.

[–]trahh 0 points1 point ago

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every single person here has laughed, or seen something that is considered new to them, that was already posted before.

HIPSTER ATTITUDE IS LAME.

[–]GemstoneGuy -1 points0 points ago

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This is a repost.