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[–]billmalarky 9 points10 points ago

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I captioned this picture with this exact comment a while back so I'll just leave it here. Also, it's a Falcon I think.

[–]Elijah_Down 2 points3 points ago

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Totally an owl.

[–]FlockofSeagulls[S] 1 point2 points ago

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i thought the spitup was a little too clear, i searched a few minutes before i posted nothing came up, oh well it happens good day to you sir and a upvote as well.....

[–]billmalarky 3 points4 points ago

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Oh don't think I was trying to be a douche, my comment was actually meant to come off as "that's funny we had the exact same thought."

[–]FlockofSeagulls[S] 0 points1 point ago

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i did not take it that way as some people would, I for one appreciate people letting me know i have re-posted. the " good day to you sir " is my way of saying thanks, when i use it on people at stores i get the same reaction.....

[–]billmalarky 1 point2 points ago

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Language is very subtle and text is often just an awful way to communicate I suppose :-P

[–]Randamba 2 points3 points ago*

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It looks like you put a tiny penis at the end of the first line and saved your P(ee) for the second line.

Edit: you fixed it I see.

[–]lebronvajayjay 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer this one. It is also appropriate to say in practically any context. http://i.imgur.com/odTvi.jpg

[–]doubleohdave 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for making me laugh like a freak in my cubicle...

[–]jonra -2 points-1 points ago

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Reposted REPOST