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[–]mudo2000 49 points50 points ago

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Would you like to make fuck? BERSERKER!

[–]sltkr 19 points20 points ago

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Would you like some making fuck?

FTFY!

Jesus reddit, you're slipping. It's called out specifically in the movie.

[–]mudo2000 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]sltkr 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, thanks. I'll try to be more like Greg next time. (But I wanted to link the video fragment anyway...)

[–]TheRealBramtyr 7 points8 points ago

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"My love for you is like a truck. BERSERKER!"

"Did he say 'making fuck'?"

[–]VoodooEconomist 30 points31 points ago

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Im a little surprised that Reddit thinks this resembles the way a Russian person looks or talks, and that this is funny, especially for a group of people who continually bash republicans for being uncultured and stereotyping others.

[–]zane17 0 points1 point ago

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Don't generalize Reddit like that, I know that this picture is nowhere close to the average Russian, and obviously you do too, plus 30 people who upvoted you, and the hundreds of people who downvoted the original post.

[–]ferso -3 points-2 points ago

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It's a joke.

[–]TwoChe -2 points-1 points ago

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It's bigoted.

[–]DarthMoose37 5 points6 points ago

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That's the joke.

[–]angrygeek 7 points8 points ago

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Wtf is this shit and why is it on front page? He doesn't even look Russian and the uniform is not Russian either

[–]Von32 29 points30 points ago

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That is NOT a Slavic facial structure... let alone Russian. Also; the uniform isn't Russian either (see http://tinyurl.com/3drvmnm and http://tinyurl.com/3j8yqos).

[–]DrBroFist -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks a lot, Buzz Killington

[–]Not-Impressed 0 points1 point ago

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You are welcome Biggie Bigotton.

[–]BuzKilington -1 points0 points ago

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He took mah job!

[–]Hazelrat10 0 points1 point ago

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In the middle of the second picture... Samwell Tarly?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That would be uniforms from the navy, the only defense branch Russia have.

[–]pwnographic 18 points19 points ago

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he doesn't look russian to me. He has no 'russian-looking' facial features, and if he's in the navy why isn't he wearing that white with horizontal blue stripes long-sleeve shirt?

[–]anpwn 2 points3 points ago

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Actually its an undershirt, so he is probably wearing it and we just can't see it. As far as lack of right facial features goes I agree completely.

[–]Michael_photo 9 points10 points ago

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As a 100% russian and well educated person, I don't give a frak about all those humiliating things people imply about us, you, ugly foreigners.

[–]mtranda 3 points4 points ago

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As a romanian, a citizen of a country that's been under Russia's heavy boot for over 50 years and as a person that still feels the consequences Russia's dominance has had on eastern Europe all I can say is "hey, nice to meet you!"

[–]Michael_photo 4 points5 points ago

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Nice to meet you too, actually I worked with some nice romanian guys for long time. And, hey, sorry about boots

[–]White_Hamster 2 points3 points ago

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And today, we broke down another wall on Reddit!

[–]RosieJo 2 points3 points ago

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If Russia looked like that in Hetalia, I would probably be much less of a fangirl.

[–]LAWHOO 5 points6 points ago

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Naval Academy dood

[–]CaptInappropriate 2 points3 points ago

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Yeup. Still got my parade/luckybag get-up!

[–]raym0ndv2 1 point2 points ago

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or Coast Guard. We have the same uniforms.

[–]chodeface 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't wash my hair for a week before my senior photo

[–]acrousey 6 points7 points ago

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Somehow, I don't think I can upvote this enough. His face looks like it's stuck between serious face and smile.

[–]Scaredoftriangles 13 points14 points ago

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No, it doesn't just look like it. It is. It's the rare Smerious Face.

[–]Firstprime 3 points4 points ago

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The wind changed.

[–]PariahArtsLtd7 0 points1 point ago

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is that the kid from the twilight movies before a tan, make up, eyebrow pluck, acne medicine... before he stopped going on reddit?

[–]giveitago 0 points1 point ago

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And eyebrow. Triple threat.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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US Navy Midshipman

[–]DoesNotGiveAShit 0 points1 point ago

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This is a more actuate portrayal of russian stereotypes. http://www.1000funnypictures.com/photos/Funny-People-Pictures/606.jpg

[–]CrazyCatLady108 0 points1 point ago

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gingers? really??

[–]DoesNotGiveAShit 0 points1 point ago

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CrazyCatLady108! I met your awesome twin CrazyCatLady107! You are way cooler then her.

[–]CrazyCatLady108 0 points1 point ago

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i call shenanigans! crazycatlady107 does not exist! but i guess being more awesome than nothing is still being awesome! so thank you for a compliment!!!!

[–]DoesNotGiveAShit 0 points1 point ago

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She exists.... if you believe in the power of friendship and love. Also, if you take LSD and/or are bat shit crazy.

[–]Sapratz 0 points1 point ago

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The US coast guard academy wears this uniform even today in their pictures.

[–]Jamo2617 0 points1 point ago

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Mail-order brides never live up to expectations

[–]GreaterGatsby84 0 points1 point ago

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Look out James, he's right behind you!

[–]morbidpete 0 points1 point ago

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[–]decaado -1 points0 points ago

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Jinro? is that you?

[–]geegooman2323 -1 points0 points ago

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This is говно. Еби тебя.

[–]CrazyCatLady108 0 points1 point ago

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google translate makes it a lol try something along the lines of

КГ/АМ (креатифф говно, аффтар мудак)

meaning, the post is poop and the OP is an idiot.

[–]ghaib -4 points-3 points ago

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In Soviet Russia--ah fuck it, I can't come up with anything good right now.

[–]Jabbaland 0 points1 point ago

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In Soviet Russia, photo takes you! FTFY

[–]stoffeboffe -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh the motherland...

[–]saadakhtar -2 points-1 points ago

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A professional Russian.

[–]NyaR -2 points-1 points ago

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wot?

[–]EnderSavesTheDay -3 points-2 points ago

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Colossus?!

[–]FredsGotSlacks -3 points-2 points ago

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I am laughing like a mofo.

[–]PhilippOK -4 points-3 points ago

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YOU WILL REGRET

[–]epheterson -4 points-3 points ago

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Dammit! Why do I read that with a Borat accent?