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[–]evan_t_nichols 930 points931 points ago

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You can't just.... you don't just.... DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[–]Scarker 411 points412 points ago

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HOW ON EARTH DOES THIS GUY SLEEP AT NIGHT

[–]IchooseYou 219 points220 points ago

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On a pile of money, with many beautiful women

[–]PerfectlyDarkTails 136 points137 points ago

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Screw the women, I have rules!

[–]Ajajane 53 points54 points ago

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Screw the women

I think that's the point good sir.

[–]Dokomon 52 points53 points ago

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screw the rules i have hubba bubba!

[–]Iggyhopper 46 points47 points ago

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screw the rules i have hrffa frrfr

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hudda hudda huda!

[–]Dokomon 4 points5 points ago*

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screw the rules i have hubba bubba! EDIT: stupid ipod posting.

[–]Iggyhopper 45 points46 points ago

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screw the rules i post twice

[–]kmofosho 1 point2 points ago

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you forgot to double post

[–]MrNiko 25 points26 points ago

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screw the rules I post THRICE

[–]MrNiko 23 points24 points ago

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screw the rules I post THRICE

[–]without_a_face 4 points5 points ago

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obi TRICE ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

[–]taylorisnotsafe 1 point2 points ago

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Real

[–]MrNiko 19 points20 points ago

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screw the rules I post THRICE

[–]str8shooter 1 point2 points ago

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Just asking. Yeesh!

[–]without_a_face 26 points27 points ago

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WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS???

[–]Pet_Lover 5 points6 points ago

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with hot chocolate.

[–]Maddogenes 7 points8 points ago

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and a teddy bear.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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and Richard Simmons.

[–]HappenedALongTimeAgo 5 points6 points ago

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naked.

[–]germbot 1 point2 points ago

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on a pile of grizzly bears

[–]creepypaste 1 point2 points ago

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rubbing himself with marshmallow fluff.

[–]pipsqeek 5 points6 points ago

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Like a boss.

[–]kmbroom 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Sing_The_Comment 252 points253 points ago

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[–]Killbunny90210 59 points60 points ago

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Well shit, I know whose comment history I'm going to spend hours looking at now.

[–]radicalheadphone 13 points14 points ago

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dae sort of expect some other genres like rap or something?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 13 points14 points ago

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I expected him to scream that last part.

[–]bimbles_ap 8 points9 points ago

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It is in bold.

[–]INoticeNovelties 5 points6 points ago

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I know, right? He's extraordinary!

[–]SomeDanGuy 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I'm doing right now! They all sound so....earnest. Could easily string a few comments together and make a song

[–]beansarnett 10 points11 points ago

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This one will go far.

[–]ScopedApples 7 points8 points ago

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Amazing, purely amazing. Well done!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I love you.

[–]speedbrown 1 point2 points ago

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Wow you're really good dude, seriously.

[–]WolvesAtOldGilsDoor 11 points12 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]wrinkled_penis 4 points5 points ago

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what a rebel!

[–]Vartib 4 points5 points ago

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EXACTLY how I reacted. My jaw just dropped in anger.

[–]haux 339 points340 points ago

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You're going to JAIL.

[–]Kubaker1 241 points242 points ago*

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He's the kind of monster that bites string cheese in chunks. IN CHUNKS.

[–]Scarker 96 points97 points ago

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Oh yeah-no, there's a special place in hell for this scumbag.

[–]mowmylawn 23 points24 points ago

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And for people who talk in the theater.

[–]FruityPeebils 13 points14 points ago

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nah I love those guys

[–]Xaevier 7 points8 points ago

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Only if they are robots

[–]datn 1 point2 points ago

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..Special hell.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Your comment made me realize that I've been eating string cheese incorrectly my whole life. TIL. (I'm not going to stop)

[–]noPENGSinALASKA 29 points30 points ago

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You're a monster.

[–]kwood09 10 points11 points ago

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Why, then, did you think they called it string cheese?

[–]cjkonecnik 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe chunk cheese, MAYBE. But string cheese, YOU STRING IT.

[–]DinoSawyer_RAWR 5 points6 points ago

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Who are you, Josh?

[–]zim1985 12 points13 points ago

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I repeat words for emphasis. EMPHASIS.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, none of my friends would have ever made that reference nor would they have gotten it.

[–]rakista 1 point2 points ago

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When I was growing up, my mom would slice the string cheese and hot dogs into little circles, stack them together and melt them in the microwave.

It was the most awesome thing that you reminded me of. Going to make them tomorrow.

[–]sxtxixtxcxh 2 points3 points ago

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send your mom that upvote I just gave you; my kids are going to love it

[–]BonKerZ 1 point2 points ago

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I do that.

[–]beanso 3 points4 points ago

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Nope. This isn't his picture. The person who took it might be though.

See

[–]Krutonman 10 points11 points ago

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I love how it came up with Tits

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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What sorcery is this?!

[–]danyukhin 2 points3 points ago

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You're saying it like it's not a millionth repost

[–]pwolk 112 points113 points ago

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[–]meinsla 34 points35 points ago

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I think professional wrestling exists to give us GIFs like these.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]BinaryColour 22 points23 points ago

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[–]prince_of_tacoma 1 point2 points ago

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What did I just watch? I don't even...

[–]Jumin 1 point2 points ago*

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Care to explain? Never played minecraft but I assume he is trying to color a block instead of getting actual water or something? D:

[–]BinaryColour 2 points3 points ago

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The rules of the server are not allowed to dye wool different colors and the server admin i guess got extremely mad (not really sure if this was meant to be a joke on how people overreact to stupid things or real) and started raging because of the blatant rule violation. Hopefully that makes more sense

[–]Jumin 1 point2 points ago

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It makes sense, it's just that that looks nothing like wool to me. I thought it was making fun of him saying "rules" over and over again. Thanks for the explanation!

[–]McG4rn4gle 164 points165 points ago

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This picture frontpaged under a title something like 'I always wanted to do this as a kid' like 4 months ago.

[–]beanso 87 points88 points ago

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Yep - http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h2udp/ive_wanted_to_do_this_since_i_was_a_kid/

Impressive sense of time and memory, 3 months ago and the title is extremely similar.

This picture is as old as the internet.

[–]wilc8650 36 points37 points ago

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Third image over is all I saw.

[–]WhiPhone 11 points12 points ago

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[–]SomeDeviant 21 points22 points ago

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Wait. If we were as lazy as you, wouldn't we go look, upload it to imgur, then post a comment with the link..?

[–]chikachikaReditshady 18 points19 points ago

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Hubba Booba.

[–]Shaken_Earth 11 points12 points ago

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Visually similar images? Nope.

[–]kindaladylike 8 points9 points ago

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I want to know how the hell Google thought the third image was similar at all.

[–]statusmalus 8 points9 points ago

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You'd like to take a bite out of those bubbles, wouldn't you?

[–]NolanRoss 10 points11 points ago

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well yes i suppose i would.

[–]SomeDanGuy 7 points8 points ago

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Whooaaa....the repostness is all well and good, but don't miss this search result: http://www.flickr.com/photos/25692985@N07/5350019815/

[–]Clarkek 4 points5 points ago

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Almost as good as carbonated milk.

[–]kmofosho 2 points3 points ago

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ok, you got my interest, is that a real thing, if so, where can i buy it?

[–]SomeDanGuy 2 points3 points ago

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C-...carbonated milk?? What kind of a madman would create something like that? It's not from Canada, is it?

[–]kmofosho 1 point2 points ago

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ok, you got my interest, is that a real thing, if so, where can i buy it?

[–]galloog1 2 points3 points ago

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He did say fuck the rules...

[–]Irongrip 1 point2 points ago

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Hey I remember that.

[–]DextrosKnight 19 points20 points ago

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oh, the damage I must have done to my jaw as a kid trying to fit all 6 feet of that stuff in my mouth at once. Good times.

[–]TROLOLERT 34 points35 points ago

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THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[–]DextrosKnight 1 point2 points ago

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excellent use of that, sir. Have an upvote.

edit: When I read it I imagined that time on The Office when Pam and Jim are secretly talking on their little headsets and Pam hears someone say something and is all excited going "that's what she said! that's what she said!"

I'm really high.

[–]PretendImGoku 1 point2 points ago

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The FBI might be seeing you soon.

[–]bigsol81 13 points14 points ago

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I love bubble tape. Unfortunately, the makers are completely retarded in that they use aspartame, sugar, AND Ace-K to sweeten it. Two of those are not an issue, but I am allergic to aspartame.

My issue is that it makes no fucking sense to use two artificial sweeteners AND sugar! If you're going to use sugar, just use sugar...now I can't chew the stuff!

[–]iamnotatroll 2 points3 points ago

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Sorbitol would be a much better choice. Would work as a laxative too.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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So I could swallow it whole and hold onto one end and kind of floss my bowels?

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

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What about Big League Chew? It is a good alternative, their grape is awesome!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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It's ok, that 6 ft of bubble tape is for you, not them.

[–]GetOffMyLand 28 points29 points ago

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whatever grandpa, tell us about the war again

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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You know, that's how I felt when I looked at the pic and was like "WTF is Hubba Bubba?!?!?!" I spent 5 minutes checking Wikipedia and realized scumbag Wrigley just changed the name. I sorta miss the 90's now.

[–]Lereas 2 points3 points ago

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Same here. Next thing you know, they'll change the names of Fruit by the Foot and String Thing!

[–]bill_fred 30 points31 points ago

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I had a roommate in college who ate string cheese by just biting into it. No peeling or "stringing" of any kind. It always seemed so unfun.

[–]VelcroCraft 5 points6 points ago

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String cheese is satisfying to bite into. It goes something like this: Resistance, resistance, resistance, THUNK. And now you have cheese in your mouth! I've always preferred it to getting cheese under my fingernails.

[–]machzel08 8 points9 points ago*

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If you are getting cheese under your nails you are doing it wrong

[–]bloed 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, how is that even possible?

[–]funkmastamatt 7 points8 points ago

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And what the hell is the resistance? Are you sure you're taking it out of the plastic?

[–]despideme 3 points4 points ago

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He's right. It kind of collapses all at once after you break the surface tension. Immensely satisfying.

[–]mkruk45 4 points5 points ago

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You mean the clear candy coating?

[–]charliebruises 1 point2 points ago*

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All this time I've been melting my string cheese into squares because I thought that's the only way you're allowed to eat cheese. Now you come around with this peeling and/or biting into it revelations. My mind cannot take this food epiphany!

[–]Scarker 24 points25 points ago

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Yeah, this is actually pretty fucked up.

[–]AssBandicoot 22 points23 points ago

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You monster.

[–]TheKingOfLimbs 36 points37 points ago

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This is really going to mess with a lot of people's OCD issues.

[–]Tashre 19 points20 points ago

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I have this compelling desire to just throw the rest of the roll away.

[–]ordinaryrendition 4 points5 points ago

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I have this compelling desire to just throw the rest of these trolls away.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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You didn't double-post.

[–]ordinaryrendition 5 points6 points ago

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Well I hope it messes with a lot of people's OCD issues.

[–]Lokkur 1 point2 points ago

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I used to do that as a kid until I got the bright idea to put all of it in my mouth and then blow a giant bubble. Needless to say there was gum just about everywhere once the bubble popped.

[–]brillke 2 points3 points ago

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Rebel Rebel

[–]chud555 2 points3 points ago

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My friend used to eat that gum like that. He would swallow the bite after the sugar taste was gone (like 45-60 seconds) then take another bite. Until it was gone.

[–]CaptainRumBucket 2 points3 points ago

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!

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[–]kbreddit95 3 points4 points ago

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He stole it from a candy shop in London...

[–]connectionlost 6 points7 points ago

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Rules are made to be broken

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So are your kneecaps.

[–]IamGrimReefer 3 points4 points ago

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like the 10th repost of this in the last week.....

[–]cheeseisakindofmeat 1 point2 points ago

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That is some subversive shit.

[–]superjojo29 1 point2 points ago

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You should consider seeing a dentist to fix your bite ;)

[–]War_Machine 1 point2 points ago

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*gag

[–]imaginative_username 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck the rolls.

[–]BoundToHatpin 1 point2 points ago

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A friend of mine tried to put this whole roll in his mouth when we were about 6. His mother ended up giving him the heimlich in their kitchen. They've since moved, but every time I went in that kitchen after that I just pictured him gagging and his sister and I laughing at him until we realized he couldn't breathe.

[–]BorisAcornKing 1 point2 points ago

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that looks like an even better container for a shower to go bar

[–]snanxiety 1 point2 points ago

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DAE notice how crooked his teeth are?

[–]TheBlueberryIncident 1 point2 points ago

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I once had a friend in highschool who took all 6 feet of bubble tape in 3 solid bites like that, and kept the whole roll in his mouth. The saliva that generated from all the gum had him spitting shot glass-sized globs of spit every half minute.

Before the teacher noticed all of this, he took the whole pile of gum and stuck it to the underside of his desk. I still don't know how it stuck, and I feel bad for anyone who accidentally touched that monstrosity.

[–]Stanlot 1 point2 points ago

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I've always wanted to do this but I always thought that it'd be a waste if I didn't unravel it :[ In short: you have lived a richer and fuller life than I have.

[–]Bobxdd 1 point2 points ago

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OH MY GOD NO, THAT’S NOT HOW YOU EAT IT! YOU HAVE A RUINED CHILDHOOD. STOP IT. YOU DON’T DESERVE TO EAT THIS. GO AWAY. Must be some kid from the 2000’s.

May God have mercy on your soul.

[–]OneEagerGentleman 1 point2 points ago

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Why does everyone Fuck the rules, or screw the rules?

What's wrong with a little foreplay for the rules? Why don't the rules deserve a romantic meal and a great night of passionate lovemaking...

[–]theconversationalist 1 point2 points ago

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You sir are a rebel. A rebel with a cause.

[–]pyrotechie83 1 point2 points ago

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I used to feel so liberated doing this as a child.

[–]beebhead 1 point2 points ago

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I knew a weird kid growing up whose parents would "restrict" him to one roll of Bubble Tape a day. Every day at 4 PM he would eat an entire roll of six feet, as depicted above, in a matter of seconds. And when I say "eat" I mean he would chew it and immediately swallow it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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jesus christ that is just unchristian

[–]iAmericA45 1 point2 points ago

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I literally gasped out of disgust.

[–]FanFlickOfOpsPost 1 point2 points ago

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"HUBBA BUBBA! Why do you do this to me!" He screamed at the top of his lungs, holding the pink circular container in his hand. His erection was pounding in time with the blood coursing through his veins. Naked save for the candy pink paint covering his body in a haphazard and hasty way he cracked the container open showing the pink gum inside.

"Original" he yelled. His man rocks where swelling, he knew that this time would be different. "AWESOME!" an almost primitive voice screeched out of him. His jaws hungrily clamping down on the Hubba BubbaTM leaving his mouth full and thirty or more pink strands quivering in the little case. This time, he would not fuck the Hubba BubbaTM , no, this time he would BE Hubba BubbaTM .

[–]ItGotRidiculous 1 point2 points ago

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If you wanted to look like a tough guy, you should've picked up Big League Chew instead.

[–]yernyoonan 1 point2 points ago

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That is both awesome AND original.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck gum that's overpackaged in plastic crap that will end up in the landfill and fuck the assholes who buy it.

[–]Bluelegs 1 point2 points ago

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You are literally worse than Hitler.

[–]paulandmadison 3 points4 points ago

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You're not going against the rules, you're going against joy and childlike wonder.

[–]Scadilla 3 points4 points ago

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So how would you go about eating these?

[–]Clazzy 33 points34 points ago

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Use the crackers to smear cheese onto the stick, then consume the stick.

[–]tHeSiD 1 point2 points ago

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You clever bastard!

[–]ferger 1 point2 points ago

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Screw the rules! I have money!

[–]Bunglenomics 1 point2 points ago

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This would be a lot funnier if the title was "Fuck the Police."

[–]Atlantian 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ericpenguin 1 point2 points ago

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HRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGGG

[–]laxman89er -1 points0 points ago

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I am physically upset by this

[–]substanceboarder 1 point2 points ago

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This is a repost you stole, you should feel bad.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Repost.

[–]KristenRambo 0 points1 point ago

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RULES ARE THERE FOR A REASON!

[–]BucketBot420 0 points1 point ago

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...used to eat this stuff just like food! I would never chew it for more than 5 minutes.

[–]SANDEMAN 0 points1 point ago

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This is not 'nam. there are rules

[–]EmpressK 0 points1 point ago

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If you had done this to me in 3rd grade I would've killed you.

[–]housemouse 0 points1 point ago

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I did this the day I got my braces off, when I was 13.

[–]redsplender24 0 points1 point ago

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You're fucking crazy man!

[–]InfinitySnatch 0 points1 point ago

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"I still have a trick or two up my sleeve. Watch as I take a bite out of the entire roll!"

"He's a mad man! A mad man!"

[–]BassIck 0 points1 point ago

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You're just wrong you are.

[–]ELDERPE 0 points1 point ago

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There's something oddly satisfying about that pic...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it odd that all I could think of was, "See your orthodontist about that big overbite, son!"

[–]armlesshobo 0 points1 point ago

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SIMPSONS DID IT!

[–]BloodBall 0 points1 point ago

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SAVAGE!

[–]Keselo 0 points1 point ago

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One more reason to support death sentence.

DISTURBING

[–]first_phone_number 0 points1 point ago

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Kit Kat bars are actually significantly more delicious if you eat them this way.

Same with string cheese - I am not sure why.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why was I able to look at that and get the taste in my mouth of the powdery gum instantly.

[–]belgoran 0 points1 point ago

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Dude.. this guy just took a fucking bite out of that thing. A whole fucking bite. Right out of the fucking thing.

[–]dlangan 0 points1 point ago

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you're doing it wrong

[–]Olukon 0 points1 point ago

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He's a loose fucking cannon with plenty to lose, but he doesn't care! He's a mad-man!!!!

[–]Paxjax 0 points1 point ago

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Seeing this perked up an urge inside me to GO GET HUBBA BUBBA BUBBLE GUM AT ALL COSTS.
WORLD BE DAMNED.

[–]matty_c 0 points1 point ago

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respect.

[–]Totbot 0 points1 point ago

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You...YOU MONSTER

[–]13thero 0 points1 point ago

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this man is a genius!

[–]ManBearTree 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed HARd.

[–]Tappajunk 0 points1 point ago

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Doing it this way seriously made me think it tasted better. An upvote for you

[–]espressodude 0 points1 point ago

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Looking at this picture, I feel like my whole childhood is ruined!

[–]kinger9999 0 points1 point ago

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WWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! OH DEAR GOD WHY!

[–]stumpyraccoon 0 points1 point ago

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YOU MONSTER!

[–]iamnotatroll 0 points1 point ago

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This was precisely my motivation for buying a roll at the c-store this past week. I'm 31.

[–]impassive-aggressive 0 points1 point ago

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I eat it like that. I'm not a rebel,I'm just a glutton.

[–]TaquitoCharlie 0 points1 point ago

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I have always wanted to do this, but could never let myself.

[–]Cid420 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, there's fucking rules against that??

[–]rootytootytoot 0 points1 point ago

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LOLOLOLOL!!! awesome!

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck sharing.

[–]Benassi 0 points1 point ago

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Who would do something like that?!

[–]funkytaco 0 points1 point ago

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Bubble Tape was the OG shit

[–]Noyjeetut 0 points1 point ago

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I use to eat that gum all the time. It just tasted too good.

[–]brain373 0 points1 point ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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[–]andnoted 0 points1 point ago

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Once I measured it, and it was 6 feet of bubblegum, as promised. I hadn't been that disappointed since Fruit Stripe gum.

[–]Modus_Pwninz 0 points1 point ago

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I shoved a whole roll in my mouth when I was a kid.

For future reference: It's way too much gum. Don't even try.

[–]whatsonmymindgrapes 0 points1 point ago

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When did they stop calling it bubble tape?

[–]Dazedinreality87 0 points1 point ago

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I remember as a child always wanting to do this but never did it for fear of getting yelled at. I need to do this now.....

[–]nmosc89 0 points1 point ago

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Some things just cant be unseen.

[–]pattywhack 0 points1 point ago

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I did this all the time.

[–]queek 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's okay if you people do what ever it is you want in your homes, but you have to flaunt it. How am I supposed to explain this to my children? Nobody wants to see this, you sick fuck.

[–]TonyJw 0 points1 point ago

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BLASPHEMY