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[–]christballs 89 points90 points ago

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Hubert Cumberdale...

[–]TokiBumblebee 41 points42 points ago

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He tastes like soot and poo.

[–]PrestoEnigma 35 points36 points ago

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Marjory Stewart-Baxter! You taste like Sunshine Dust.

[–]monkikuso 5 points6 points ago

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And no one mentions the black one. Hm.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have a condition. But don't worry, I used my ice-soap this morning.

[–]TokiBumblebee 0 points1 point ago

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redditor for 1 year

...Proceed.

[–]nigrochinkspic 11 points12 points ago

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Fancy seeing you here!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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...you rang?

[–]rudeandcrude 23 points24 points ago

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David Firth has some rather more unsettling bits, including the spoilsbury toast boy.

[–]cralz 28 points29 points ago

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The Milkman tops the list for the most disturbing cartoon I've ever seen... if anyone ends up looking for it, it's definitely NSFW/NSFL.

[–]iernie 10 points11 points ago

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I would say Valentines Day is the most disturbing one

[–]Tye-rex 1 point2 points ago

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First time watching that one, and for only being 45 seconds long, it was truly a "what the fuck" video.

[–]FinKM 2 points3 points ago

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[–]trinklest 2 points3 points ago

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i wasnt disturbed at all... is that bad?

[–]general_no_pants 0 points1 point ago

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Meh...

[–]Potatoguy123 -2 points-1 points ago

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Well I tried to fucking watch this, but Youtube wouldn't let me log in. I entered the correct password, and it took me to a 'create profile' page that told me my chosen username was not available (NO FUCKING SHIT!). I went through the steps to reset my password. The result? THE SAME SHIT. Never going back to youfuckingtube again.

[–]ProZaKk 0 points1 point ago

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You'll be back.

[–]Potatoguy123 0 points1 point ago

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Only if I'm allowed to log into my account again.

[–]sekhmetx 6 points7 points ago

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Go watch them all! Fat-pie.com

[–]Finkster 2 points3 points ago

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Indeed he does, although my favourites of his are the (marginally) less disturbing ones;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72b9iH3fBes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfAul2isPfo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb15dMOnXNs

[–]campog 2 points3 points ago

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Ptikobj remains my favorite animation by him.

[–]originalorphan 41 points42 points ago

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You wouldn't happen to have a rusty tea kettle or spoon I could have by any chance, would you?

[–]bdot 4 points5 points ago

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upvoted because i like it when the red water comes out....

[–]shadowlands339 18 points19 points ago

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I like when the red water comes out.....0o.o0...o0...

[–]tbk 40 points41 points ago

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It starts out all light hearted, but by the time you get to the eighth episode, it becomes apparent that he has a severely debilitating mental problem. Look at the way he shuts himself in his "safety cupboard" or when he digs up a dead body, believing it to be his brother. It suddenly becomes serious when you realise the world that salad fingers is living in exists within Salad Finger's mind, or at least certain aspects of the world.

[–]valkyrio 11 points12 points ago

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I actually thought it was obvious he was fucked up from the beginning.

And it seems like he digs the corpse up every so often to do that over and over again.

Also there's a 9th episode. Not as dark as the other ones but certainly very wtf.

[–]tbk 9 points10 points ago

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From the beginning, it seems just creepy for the sake of creepy. I just didn't feel like the character is real. As it continues, the character begins to feel like a real person with serious issues. And totally agree about the corpse thing. It does seem like he digs it up over and over.

[–]valkyrio 4 points5 points ago

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I suppose you're right, the later episodes did give him more depth.

I particularly like how he goes berserk when he's faced with a real person who can speak.

[–]NonAmerican 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, fuck Salad Fingers.

[–]Esdren 9 points10 points ago

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Awe, but he is so cute and lonely!

[–]hullabaloo22 8 points9 points ago

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I think this guy did an AMA a while back, I'll try to find it...

[–]crossower 22 points23 points ago

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[–]trimeta 14 points15 points ago

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Aw, I was hoping for an AMA from Salad Fingers himself.

[–]grimmymac 7 points8 points ago

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fuck that shit

[–]Iggyhopper 4 points5 points ago

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...r....reddit?

ill get in my safety cupboard.

[–]Mortinho 8 points9 points ago

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[–]mysunnyday 4 points5 points ago

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My friend and I downloaded the soundboard for this and would prank call people with it. Orgaaaasmic...

[–]distortednet 5 points6 points ago

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good ol David Firth. you sick, sick fuck

[–]Ruggstickles 5 points6 points ago

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I've got a fish in the oven.

[–]chetoflep 3 points4 points ago

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He just recently released a new video. The most disturbing yet, In my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIq89Fftrd4

[–]uhhguy 2 points3 points ago

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The same guy makes some very strange music as well. But I LIKE it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What's wrong? Do you not like my mouth words?

[–]Frazlahhh 2 points3 points ago

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DOG OF MAN

[–]windy444 1 point2 points ago

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You know it's hot when...

[–]Geinfest 1 point2 points ago

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I've always found Salad Fingers really sweet and cute...

[–]ldamron 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, I love Salad Fingers.

[–]Scyrrus 1 point2 points ago

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Me, too!

[–]Humma_Kavula 0 points1 point ago

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WOW! NEATO!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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His Jerry Jackson cartoons are hilarious though.

[–]jmichellemj 1 point2 points ago

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The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic. shivers

[–]Hello-Ginge 1 point2 points ago

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This freaked out me even more in college, thanks to getting utterly stoned and watching it. Not even once...

[–]tip_ty 1 point2 points ago

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remember banana fingers?

[–]Sneakyferret 1 point2 points ago

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ARRGH i hate salad fingers.. too damn creepy for me!

[–]berzul 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SolarBear 1 point2 points ago

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Oh... how I've dreamt of taps.

[–]Runcle 1 point2 points ago

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I'm here to inquire about your spooooooooons.

[–]Scoldering 3 points4 points ago

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What, why?

[–]macmac13[S] 1 point2 points ago

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YouTube "Salad Fingers"

[–]anxdiety 2 points3 points ago

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I remember the days before they were YouTube, good ole flash videos. Now I feel old.

[–]adaminc -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't see what is so freaky about it.

[–]generic_0 0 points1 point ago

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Then you are blind/deaf.

[–]adaminc -2 points-1 points ago

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No, I'm just not a wussy.

[–]Guitarist970 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus tap dancing mother fucking christ, I had blocked that shit from my memory. Ya I saw it my freshman year of college for the first time, still freaks me the fuck out!

[–]celfers 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! I like rust. Do you like rust too?

[–]suspiciously_calm 1 point2 points ago

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I like rusty spoons. I like to touch them.

[–]ithuwakaga 0 points1 point ago

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I've always found these to be somewhat brilliant. Mostly because everything else I had watched when I was younger was so sanitized, it felt incredible watching something completely mind-fucking.

[–]wombey2010 0 points1 point ago

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i got a shirt with him on it.

[–]palpebral 0 points1 point ago

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David Firth is the fucking man.

[–]Rudy69 0 points1 point ago

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You're lucky you didn't see Butter Fingers

[–]jrh3k5 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked this link after clicking this link. I raised the same question about Salad Fingers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I like rusty spooons.

[–]Mersa 0 points1 point ago

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OMFG Slender man origins???

[–]Barbounis 0 points1 point ago

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da fuck!!!

[–]Streetster 0 points1 point ago

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This freaked me the fuck out in middle school.

[–]Sypherin 0 points1 point ago

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Still freaks me out now.

[–]internetsuperstar 0 points1 point ago

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Do people in college not get freaked out as easily or something? That there book learning is scarier than all the saw movies combined.

[–]aaptel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AntiMS 0 points1 point ago

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That series is the very definition of genius.

I watched the first one on Albino Black Sheep many moons ago. Only recently did I discover via YouTube that there was a whole series of them. It rocked my world. I loved every second of it.

[–]L4MB 0 points1 point ago

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In case you're interested, the soundtrack for the series (the first couple, at least) is Beware the Friendly Stranger by Boards of Canada. Freaked me out on my first listen, as I knew I had heard it before, but couldn't figure out where.

[–]EmbleerFrith 0 points1 point ago

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Oh how I've dreamt of taps.

[–]cynicalfly 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see this or think about this, my insides curdle.

[–]zgh5002 0 points1 point ago

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I used to get real baked and watch this shit. I would giggle.

[–]RecordExchange 0 points1 point ago

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boards of canada in the background :)

[–]sewerinspector 0 points1 point ago

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I had a web design class my senior year of high school, and my friend and I spent the last 10 weeks of it just sitting there watching Salad Fingers. I had seen it before a few times, but this is DEFINITELY something that gets WAY creepier the more you watch it.

Fucking Christ...

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[–]ckuhzzoolahan 0 points1 point ago

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My friends watched this on acid. Nothing about it was any different. And that is why it scares me.

[–]lilstumpz 0 points1 point ago

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That was a treat for the fingers...

[–]tastymoonpie 0 points1 point ago

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ME. TOO.

[–]macmac13[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Those of you downvoting, if you know what it is and just disagree, then A-ok! If not, go Youtube Salad Fingers then come back. Freaky shit man.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Don't worry about downvotes - Reddit's ranking algorithm usually tacks on a few downvotes, anyway.

[–]anxdiety 0 points1 point ago

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Salad Fingers is an old time classic. Making Fiends and Retarded Animal Babies comes to mind as well.

[–]nightzirk -1 points0 points ago

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I think it's mostly the fact that the post seems very out-of-context to people who are unfamiliar with Salad Fingers. I don't understand why you didn't just post a link to a video.

[–]ProZaKk -1 points0 points ago*

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I just...dont get it

How is any of it creepy or freaky or whatever

edit: No. Really. How the fuck is this creeping everyone out???

[–]cohrt -2 points-1 points ago

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i think you mean stupid shit

[–]JSKlunk 0 points1 point ago

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I love David Firth's cartoons, Burnt Face Man especially.

[–]captainmcr 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this shit in middle school and was unaffected by it.

[–]Guccimayne 0 points1 point ago

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My girlfriend loves this bullshit. I do not see how anyone can.

[–]BexterV -1 points0 points ago

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In grades 10 & 11 these two jerks would not stop calling me salad fingers :( i am a girl and have no clue why. I recently asked one of the guys why and he said he doesn't know why because I didn't resemble salad fingers in any way but it seemed to bug me so they kept doing it

[–]rebelboy1 -1 points0 points ago

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reminds me too much of SLENDER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]ArbysMachtFries -1 points0 points ago

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Eh. Those sorts of shows try too hard to be "disturbing". See also: Happy Tree Friends

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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It's pre-Slenderman O_o

[–]Humma_Kavula -2 points-1 points ago

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My friend told me to watch them all, because it was "so weird, it'll freak you out."

I got like 3/4 of the way through the first one, it wasn't scary it was just terribly stupid.

[–]cohrt -2 points-1 points ago

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pussy

[–]harlequindancer -1 points0 points ago

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There's a customer who comes in where I work who talks just like him. Creeps me the hell out everytime I have to speak to him! One day I shall ask him whether he has any feelings on red water.

[–]Feltasneezecoming -1 points0 points ago

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