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Nice Shoes, Einstein... (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 229 points230 points ago

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When you developed the general theory of relativity and the theory of light, you get to wear whatever the fuck you want to wear on your feet and tell all the haters to pretty please go fuck themselves.

[–]tragic 95 points96 points ago

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but if you're arguably the father of computer science, artificial intelligence, and help your side win ww2 with your genius, then you get persecuted.

[–]Sarah_Connor 69 points70 points ago

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you suck ONE dick!!!!...

[–]anthle21 8 points9 points ago

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Sarah Connor?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Now that is one of the more revolting episodes in the whole scond world war saga.

He won that battle for them, they're going to chemically castrate him.

/scumbag England

[–]Plurralbles 0 points1 point ago

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that's so sad.

[–]AutoBiological 4 points5 points ago

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It's like being a rock star.

When I went to a Philosophy convention (SPEP2010) with a professor I used to have, we were talking about academic celebrities and who they saw/met. I find it pretty funny that most of them are not known outside the academic world, but inside it'd like running into Keith Richards, or Pete Townsend.

Of course some of them become pop figures. There was a time when academics were in the popular limelight. Einstein stands on his own. Since I've been indoctrinated in college I'd be surprised if somebody didn't know the name Noam Chomsky, since he's everywhere, but academics aren't as famous as they once were.

When Sartre died the streets of Paris were flooded with people. I'm not even sure if most rock stars make that fame anymore.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not even sure if most rock stars make that fame anymore.

At the time that happened there were decidedly less 'interesting things' happening in people's lives. Now, with a 24-hour news cycle and celebrities going in and out of fashion, together with the "5,000 times more than you can eat" internet glut, I don't see those days coming back any time soon.

[–]AutoBiological 1 point2 points ago

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There is certainly truth to this.

Wasn't the Vietnam war constantly run on the news at the time? I know circumstances are different, but hearing the buzz word of what is going on in Iraq isn't really something you follow. "Osama is dead!" How long did that last?

I'm way too young to know either way. I'm not sure if the media, such as newspapers, used to be more informative and factually correct, or if there was less available that one had to be concerned with it.

Mark Twain, Sartre, Teddy Roosevelt, and many other figures used to write for the papers. I might recognize a name or two, but I'm not sure if they're of that fame anymore. It might not be as fast, but I'm assuming academics write to journals instead.

As I said, I couldn't possibly know. I know there were other problems with yellow journalism and all that crap. I'd definitely be interested about some of this change. Not from a journalist, however. :P

And now I feel like watching Citizen Kane.

[–]smellslikerain 1 point2 points ago

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Viet Nam was on the evening news all the time but that was a half hour show at 6pm.

And yet somehow tens of thousands of people showed up all over the country to pretest the war. And they stayed on message for a long time.

But you're right about the news cycles being short. People get bored and move on to the next big thing. Or the media gets laser focused on some insignificant thing for a while (Casey Anthony, Lindsay Lohan, planking, whatever) before completely dropping it and moving on to the next obsession.

Citizen Kane is a good movie but it moves like a glacier to modern viewers. And it's long. Try His Girl Friday instead.

[–]AutoBiological 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I've seen Citizen Kane before. I like some of the older movies. I bought a Metropolis shirt a year ago. Pretty sure I'll never see anybody else wearing that.

[–]smellslikerain 0 points1 point ago

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Lol; I have the poster.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like watching Citizen Kane.

You do that, Rosebud.

[–]dirtside 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously. Amy Winehouse died. So what? I wasn't a big fan, I didn't know her personally, she did not rule my world.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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She would have been one of the greats. We can at least lament this young woman's torment and hope for whatever peace she may find in the other world.

[–]higz 1 point2 points ago

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Socks are overrated anyway.

[–]tatch 5 points6 points ago

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Theory of light, wasn't that Newton?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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I was over enthusiastic, Einstein got his prize for the discovery of the photoelectric effect.

[–]mHo2 4 points5 points ago

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Aww yeah, crazy ass electrons.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You jiggle the electrons, you never know what you're going to get.

[–]mHo2 5 points6 points ago

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Light goes in, electron comes out, you can't explain that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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clap

rude hollering

wild cheers

[–]braumeister 2 points3 points ago

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The photoelectric effect was discovered in the 19th century, well before Einstein. Einstein was merely able to provide a viable theory as to why it happened through the wonder of quantum physics.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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QED, he deserved his Prize for his great work.

[–]drgonzo007 0 points1 point ago

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I love how you use the word merely to imply a simple act.

[–]braumeister 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I realized that shortly after posting it, but didn't feel that it would merit an edit. "Einstein" and "merely" don't often belong in the same sentence together.

[–]RevTom 1 point2 points ago

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The photoelectric effect is just what they called his theories of relativity, which was only proven during an eclipse some 10+ years after he made his theory of relativity.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He was right about the prediction though. That was a prize richly deserved.

[–]RevTom 1 point2 points ago

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yeah. When he first published his theories no one believed it. He told them it could be proved during the eclipse some 10 years later. Once it was confirmed that his theories were right they gave him the nobel prize, although because of there skepticism they still didnt want to award it directly for his theory of relativity.

[–]mesoscopic -1 points0 points ago

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Wat?

[–]JSUNECRO 0 points1 point ago

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lol ether anyone?

[–]princetrunks 0 points1 point ago

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When you developed the general theory of relativity and the theory of >light, you get to wear whatever the fuck you want...

...and marry your cousin.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He wasn't a great family man, but you can't hold that against him. The man has dictated modern physics for over a century now.

[–]princetrunks 1 point2 points ago

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agreed. I'm very much fascinated by String Theory, Astrophysics, and quantum abnormalities that Einstein noted like "Spooky Action at A Distance" His personal life doesn't matter...he's really one of the greatest scientific minds and it goes beyond the popular knowledge of him.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't start out as a good family man. I've read his biography, there's no actual record of his ever having even seen his first child, an illegitimate daughter.

We can bemoan a great mind not always being a great man, but for the purpose of his significance in world history, his domestic squabbles really aren't important, nobody's domestic squabbles are important [unless on that rare occasion when that will have had an influence on 'a decision that changed history', then probably yes].

[–]princetrunks 1 point2 points ago

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too true. Nobody's perfect. Einstein was once of those people that come along every few hundred years and doubles the usefulness of humanity (and science)

[–]jf286381 0 points1 point ago

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HATERS GON HATE.

[–]mikepunk -1 points0 points ago

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Shut the fuck up and stop sucking his dick. His work had no tangible or real value to society. All these gay theories are just for academic type intellectual masturbation.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Without his work, you're not reading these words, sparky. The man described the laser 40 years before one was actually made. Without his work you don't have a computer.

[–]chrisawesomeson 47 points48 points ago

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Pulling. Them. Off.

[–]Captain_English 3 points4 points ago

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Gently caressing his feet and you unslip the gorgeous white leather from his toes, running your hand up his thigh as your eyes move up to meet his. Standing up, you move your hand further up to the top of his thighs as you slip your right arm around Einstein's waist, pulling him close into a deep, loving kiss.

[–]PrairieHarpy 38 points39 points ago

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TIL Einstein had sexy legs.

[–]Camileah 9 points10 points ago

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I'm kind of freaked out by this.

[–]civilengineer 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Einstein died in New Jersey @_@

[–]thelambentonion 1 point2 points ago

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He worked at Princeton University.

[–]Skuly 12 points13 points ago

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http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1050325,00.html Einstein had poor feet, he didn't like the shoes he had available to him. Most of the time he wore sandals or went barefoot.

[–]XavierMendel 5 points6 points ago

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Like a true genius.

[–]chudez 0 points1 point ago

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as in any good design, form follows function

[–]gowahoo 12 points13 points ago

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will someone please explain to me if this type of sandals were mens fashions of the day or if Einstein was screwing around, or if shopped? It's bugging me more than it should.

[–]eliavk[S] 17 points18 points ago

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It's not shopped and I don't think it was normal to wear women's shoes, I think he just didn't give a shit...

[–]celoyd 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, the guy was famously eccentric in many small ways. If women’s shoes were more comfortable at the beach, he would have worn women’s shoes at the beach.

[–]lightfingers 0 points1 point ago

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sensible when you thing about it

[–]BrianAlexander5 2 points3 points ago

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Complex Magazine wrote about this on Friday. I don't know what their source is, but here's the article.

[–]gowahoo 1 point2 points ago

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I'll just take that as plausible an move on. :) Thanks.

[–]greengoddess 7 points8 points ago

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I bet he was popular with the ladies, asking him where he got his shoes.

[–]tz123ish 5 points6 points ago

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There was an episode of the big bang theory that mentioned Einstein had a very active sexual life, I wonder if that is true. It may also be the reason that we don't have hover bikes yet.

[–]sturdycocopuff 6 points7 points ago

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It is true, bitches on the side all day errday

[–]tz123ish 0 points1 point ago

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Awwwww yeeaaaa, although I would like a hoverbike.

[–]maadirounder 8 points9 points ago

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Ya, he was a massive womanizer and very unfaithful partner. If you want to learn about how he pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo read: Einstein in Love

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I am going to use this phrase. I might not say "slow kid".

[–]tz123ish -1 points0 points ago

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lol, I like your analogy.

I used to think Einstein was a great and awesome physicist who made leaps and bounds with his theory of relativity and the way our universe works. Just an overall great man, but now................I think he is a god among men, lol.

[–]shootinputin 6 points7 points ago

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Haters gonna relatively hate.

[–]wisenheimer 7 points8 points ago

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This is when he didnt believe in string theory and boycotted laces.

[–]Ingmar 15 points16 points ago

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Europeans.

[–]xtopherous 0 points1 point ago

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Einstein, eurotrash!

[–]DaiTengu 9 points10 points ago

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It's not the shoes that are bugging me. It's the feminine look of his legs.

[–]double1 8 points9 points ago

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Probably his wife's and he's just joking around at the beach. Who hasn't fucked around at the beach with their SO?

[–]boozter 10 points11 points ago

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They seem to fit him suspiciously well though.

[–]Monsieur_Flotini 2 points3 points ago

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"Elsa, you know ze rules. On Sundays it is Alberta"

[–]ninjaface 6 points7 points ago

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Really not a big deal in Europe. Most Americans would consider what the average European male wears to be "gay". I've seen dudes rock some interesting gear over there. They are very comfortable with their masculinity. Much respect.

[–]bavarian_creme 5 points6 points ago

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Being a European myself, I am really curious what the 'average European male' looks like to you.

I honestly can't see that many differences between American and European mainstream fashion in the gayness-sector.

[–]ClassicalFizz 4 points5 points ago

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-u-H_jWi3zz0/TbbgJLpZQeI/AAAAAAAABEw/HzSFMthurV8/s1600/european-vacation-original.jpg

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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In your case, probably Lederhosen and a fist full of beer steins.

[–]Newdles 4 points5 points ago

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Men generally wear "tighter fitting" clothing in Europe. While this is true, the reality is, European men wear clothes that fit, and that shit looks good. American men generally wear clothes that are two sizes to big in every which direction and is considered the norm, shirts that are looser fitting and too large in the shoulders, baggier pants, "skater" shoes, etc... You will also see a greater array of colors on European men.

The biggest difference overall is most definitely the form fitting clothes. European men just wear clothes that fit, and this is perceived as "euro" or "gay" in America because it is different.

Source: American living in Europe.

[–]powerpants 2 points3 points ago

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European men just wear clothes that fit, and this is perceived as "euro" or "gay" in America because it is different.

Not because it's different, but because that's what gay men in America wear.

[–]satiricalsatyr 1 point2 points ago

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But baggy clothes are so nineties...

[–]ninjaface 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing you haven't been to Italy.

[–]wisenheimer -1 points0 points ago

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OK why don't you start by explaining speedos and bowling shoes as regular footwear

[–]bavarian_creme 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry, that is not average fashion in Europe.

Can maybe you, as an exchange, explain to me where you got the idea from?

[–]wisenheimer -1 points0 points ago

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Europeans on vacation in Central America.

[–]pseudotype -1 points0 points ago

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I was in Munich last week, and male fashion is a lot more expressive than I am used to in the US. Also, there was this. I honestly think there is a significant difference in the cultures.

[–]BlackPride 1 point2 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given that day.

Problem?

[–]redditslowly 1 point2 points ago

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I'm Albert Einstein, And I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's shoes.

[–]kriscad 1 point2 points ago

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this needs to be Haters gonna hate.

[–]d0ntpan1c 1 point2 points ago

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What a boss.

[–]MontaukNightSky 1 point2 points ago

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Over 90% of clothing worn today stems from designs made for men. Compare those to a sandal worn in ancient greece. Its not that far off. It was all made for us first.

[–]elliotd303 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gunna hate

[–]ok_stopdots 0 points1 point ago

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TIL even Einstein's ankles were more slender than mine. :(

[–]yadidamean36 0 points1 point ago

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the bend and tuck--the most underrated and misunderstood sitting position known to man

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's a handsome woman

[–]pyrocat_ 0 points1 point ago

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That's called, not giving a Fuck. Or in Todays terms: Not a Fuck was given that day.

[–]Se7en_Up 0 points1 point ago

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Albert Einstein don't give a shit.

[–]thrownshadows 0 points1 point ago

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Executive transvestite.

[–]LEDSoundsystem 0 points1 point ago

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giving no fucks aside, it is pretty much common knowledge that einstein was slightly eccentric/crazy, especially during the times that he was in the trenches of his physics/math problems.

[–]juvibec 0 points1 point ago

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Haters Gonna Hate.

[–]Tommelot 0 points1 point ago

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An old gimmick me and my friends used to do, called the "Secret Goth Einstein", was using old Einstein pictures, and defacing them. Physics students were always ahead of the bell-curve.

[–]ridethelightning 0 points1 point ago

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74 comments and no one posted a link to this?

[–]Boris740 0 points1 point ago

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No socks, as usual.

[–]lilstumpz 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gonna hate.

[–]seepl 0 points1 point ago

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Einstein, you are wearing those shoes.

[–]pollydowner 0 points1 point ago

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HOT

[–]anonymous-coward 0 points1 point ago

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If only there were a larger version, someone could 'shop his toenails red.

[–]flapsmcgee 0 points1 point ago

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He also had a wife, who he fucked.

[–]Xanthan81 0 points1 point ago

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He developed the theory of Relatively Nice Shoes? E=MEFABULOUS!

[–]cjb630[!] 0 points1 point ago

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the skirt is a little much

[–]schoolairplane 0 points1 point ago

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probability of comfort x probability of fashion/odds of style = haters gonna hate

[–]Lyeta 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Einstein had nicer legs than I do.

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

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I think his shoes are the least of his fashion worries.

Being dead isn't fashionable.

[–]thatsnotpc 0 points1 point ago

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Nice shoes? Niiiice legs! Do you work out?

[–]funnyfuckerz 0 points1 point ago

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Gay = MC2

[–]Ontain 0 points1 point ago

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the location is a beach on the north shore of Long Island, NY. I've sat on that rock. It's actually a lot smaller now though.

[–]machzel08 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what is going on here but i am very aroused.

[–]one-eleven 0 points1 point ago

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super relevant!

[–]drgonzo007 0 points1 point ago

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Nice brain Einstein!... oh wait.

[–]ricepaddy69 0 points1 point ago

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Nice shoes... no actually they're terrible. GOT HEEEEM!

[–]stahlgrau 0 points1 point ago

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They would be cuter with a higher heel.

[–]tails57 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Einstein, you socially awkward genius, you.

[–]tina_ri 0 points1 point ago

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I took my glasses off to see if this was Marilyn Monroe.

[–]mickpc 0 points1 point ago

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Hey don't knock the brothers shoes!

[–]DarthHunter 0 points1 point ago

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woop woop fashion police pull over!

[–]Thoraxe -2 points-1 points ago

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E=MCwhatthefuckisonmyfeet?

[–]MotorheadMad -1 points0 points ago

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This is well worth a watch.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I fapped easily to this.

[–]toyguy84 -1 points0 points ago

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anyone else read this in the voice of the old man in seinfeld?

[–]Ruckusnusts -1 points0 points ago

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They are probably stolen, like a lot of other things that he claimed were his.

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