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[–]Tayto2000 68 points69 points ago

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"I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum, and I've been a good boy".

He's also ready for /r/politics.

[–]trappedinabox 5 points6 points ago

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a brighter future for America

The boy's already memorizing soundbytes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I have this many moneys!

[–]Lord_Sauron 44 points45 points ago

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My cat's breath smells like cat food

[–]tylermchenry 10 points11 points ago

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Aw, I bent my Wookie. :(

[–]arachnophilia 5 points6 points ago

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i choo-choo-choose you!

[–]FuckThe 4 points5 points ago

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This tastes like burning! :(

[–]Diffident 30 points31 points ago

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My cats name is mittens

[–]crod242 11 points12 points ago

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[–]tvreference 20 points21 points ago

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not a gif

[–]Ruhlmdc 2 points3 points ago

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Mittons

[–]orzclones 0 points1 point ago

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( ゚ ヮ゚)

[–]levantingtunesmith 27 points28 points ago

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Oh Boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking.

[–]el_tricky 12 points13 points ago

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he is also ready for r/trees

[–]Sexy_Vampire 23 points24 points ago

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Go banana!

[–]tagus 18 points19 points ago

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I think that Ralph should be the representation of everyone on the internet.

[–]tvreference 53 points54 points ago

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Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

[–]FuckThe 2 points3 points ago*

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I remember one similar to this, it's where Lisa finds an angel. Ralph is digging and he thinks he found something so he calls Skinner, " Prinskiple sipo skipper..." Something like that, I can never tell what he exactly says, but it's hilarious.

[–]Shats 0 points1 point ago

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I had to find what you were talking about, and I found it hilarious!

[–]FuckThe 0 points1 point ago*

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Awwwwww, it cut off on the next best part! Lisa says "We might even find a Dinosaur!"

Ralph runs away screaming

Thank you for finding it :). I have it on DvD :D

[–]SenatorUppercut 9 points10 points ago

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Ralph is the internet.

[–]scragar 3 points4 points ago

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I have two owwies.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 9 points10 points ago

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The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

[–]Newshoe 9 points10 points ago

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Thank you super nintendo Chalmers

[–]beccabum420 3 points4 points ago

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Ahh, the internet. Where EVERYONE is a crazy cat lady.

[–]ocras 2 points3 points ago

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Bitches be crazy for cats! Crazy Cat Lady

[–]beccabum420 1 point2 points ago

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If I had known that you were taping, I might have changed out of my jimjams.

[–]wienerflap 6 points7 points ago

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That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

[–]PowerhouseTerp 2 points3 points ago

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That one black classmate on the Simpsons should go back to that hairstyle.

[–]BloederFuchs 2 points3 points ago

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[–]notjawn 1 point2 points ago

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Ralph needs his own video blog.

[–]random3223 1 point2 points ago

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Has Ralph's cat been seen on the Simpsons?

[–]polyscimajor 1 point2 points ago

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What's a battle?

[–]cluelesspuma 1 point2 points ago

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a leprechaun tells me to burn things.

[–]toxygen 1 point2 points ago

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Correction: Ralph is ready for Reddit.

[–]DoWhile 1 point2 points ago

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Me fail English? That's unpossible!

[–]Zettatheos 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, Ralph is such an awesome character. I should go read his wikipedia arti-----RALPH IS VOICED BY A WOMAN!?!?

[–]sparkybeast19 1 point2 points ago

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My glue taste funny

[–]nobody25864 0 points1 point ago

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He'll need to wait his turn after Milhouse.

[–]beardbeast 0 points1 point ago

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the internet has made us all Ralphs

[–]wienerflap 0 points1 point ago

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Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[–]puntomayo 0 points1 point ago

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but Supernintendo Chalmers!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[–]GravyLeg 0 points1 point ago

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I ated the purple berries. It tastes like burning...

Coach Flanders: Ralph You're on special teams Ralph: I'm special!

[–]BackesIsMyHero 0 points1 point ago

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[–]old_calico_cat 0 points1 point ago

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Oh boy, the internet! That's where I'm a viking!

[–]Alatun -1 points0 points ago

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His body is ready.