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[–]redline582 21 points22 points ago

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Fuck Jesus Camp. That movie seriously pissed me off.

[–]MrDribbles 12 points13 points ago

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I'm Christian, and it pissed me off.

[–]Fraktul 25 points26 points ago

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Hail our reptilian overlords!

[–]Mr_Titicaca 5 points6 points ago

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Rex Perry!

[–]theknightwhosays_nee 6 points7 points ago

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commence seizure mode

[–]JackSlaw 20 points21 points ago

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I'm from the future, and this is how it looks http://i.imgur.com/JKNMG.gif

[–]semantha 26 points27 points ago

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There goes any chance of sleeping tonight. Thanks.

[–]Artegan 10 points11 points ago

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3am...thanks...thanks a lot.

[–]chickenrevolution 6 points7 points ago

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Velocirapture!

[–]TwoRobotEars 3 points4 points ago

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What's this originally from?

[–]wastedatx 15 points16 points ago

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Jesus Camp. A documentary from 2006 about Evangelical whackjobs. You might be able to find it in the horror section of your local blockbuster.

[–]krissypants4000 1 point2 points ago

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It's an incredible movie.

[–]SauceVader 3 points4 points ago

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Jesus Camp scares the shit out of me!!!

[–]Bovice1 2 points3 points ago

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omg Jesus Camp lol got kicked out of class in grade 11 for laughing at this shit

[–]xXxTehxXx 7 points8 points ago

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This will give you a good idea of what your first time listening to dubstep will be like

FTFY

[–]relevant_factoid 5 points6 points ago

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2012 is the end of the Mayan calender. This is due to the Mayans seeing no practical need to create more calenders past 2012, as new ones could be created afterwards.

[–]Fraktul 5 points6 points ago

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The Mayans didn't "create" their calendar. It was given to them by "The Gods". (a.k.a. our Reptilian Overlords!)

[–]Toof 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think you understand the Mayan calendar. It is broken up into huge phases. We have days, weeks, months, years, decades, scores, centuries and millenia. They have something called alautun, which is 63 million years. Their calendar goes back about 1.26 billion years. Then it ends on 2012, hence why it is so damned weird.

[–]relevant_factoid 0 points1 point ago

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Is it not a more fruitful enterprise to explore the past, that which is rooted within the immovable core of history, than to predict the patterns of the future?

Perhaps the Mayans believed there would be a special event then, but that is mere speculation. The movement of an era would signify the creation of a new calender, perhaps.

Thank you, however, for adding this knowledge.

(Perhaps future generations will wonder why the Ayhmelikhan people stopped sending space shuttles in 2011?)

[–]Toof 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I agree, it is hogwash, but it will still be a pretty interesting date of note, when a calendar which goes back a billion years suddenly comes to an end. No cataclysm, just the end of time to a civilization long ago. Thought-provoking, no?

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[–]LordSobi 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, that one understandable misspelling of calendar obviously means he is a moron. I like the way you think.

[–]relevant_factoid 0 points1 point ago

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A factoid is a questionable or spurious—unverified, incorrect, or fabricated—statement presented as a fact, but with no veracity.

Res ipsa loquitur.

[–]basec0m 1 point2 points ago

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Time to move...

[–]SilkySmooth105 1 point2 points ago

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One can dream

[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

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Dat raptor.

[–]midor 1 point2 points ago

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all hail raptor jesus

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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the ytmnd is better, but I don't have it book marked. T-T

[–]allthatyoucantfind 1 point2 points ago

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Why? Because Michelle Bachmann will be president?

(Kill me now)

[–]Ozi-izO 1 point2 points ago

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Kill me now.

[–]Mr_Mudkip 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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lol, i didn't even notice the raptor at first. I was more concerned with the crazy religious people in this movie

[–]GeneralEvident 1 point2 points ago

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One of my favourite gifs. Thank you for bringing this up again, sir!

[–]Lockski 1 point2 points ago

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I opened this while listening to this. Totally made my day!

[–]wilc8650 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand the OP's title. This is from Jesus Camp. The 2012 prediction is from the Mayans...

...Oh, velociraptor head...

Nevermind, carry on.

[–]prince_of_tacoma 1 point2 points ago

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I think (I'm not OP and OP seems a little crazy so I can't be certain what he was thinking) OP is referring to the US presidential elections in 2012. If my guess is correct, OP is making the statement that he thinks Bachmann (a crazy, right-wing fundamentalist) will be elected president and ruin the world. If I'm right, OP is being really cynical. If I'm wrong, OP is seeming really insane.

[–]YouSuckAtTrolling___[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This is about the fate of mankind.

Bachman is a non-sequitur.

[–]Rayne_Storm 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you, Based God

[–]letsrolltroll 0 points1 point ago

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I shall have reptilian babies

[–]Abomonog 0 points1 point ago

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This is more like life after 2012 (at least in America).