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[–]bamb00zled 3 points4 points ago

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[–]HIL_H 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think the spoon usage could have been dealt with, as well.

[–]blinton 0 points1 point ago

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or you could just get a pony tail holder...