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[–]Biduleman 105 points106 points ago

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Mmmm, I think I'm walking in circle, did I just check the entire internet and came back to the start?

[–]bitter_cynical_angry 24 points25 points ago

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We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.

-T. S. Eliot

[–]Biduleman 6 points7 points ago

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You are the best bitter, cynical and angry person I ever met :-)

[–]davec79 2 points3 points ago

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I actually read the whole thing in the misguided foolish hope it had changed slightly to incorporate a new joke/twist.

[–]bigfatmamallama 2 points3 points ago

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:(

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[–]GenericDuck 3 points4 points ago

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You should probably work on getting rid of that double chin...

[–]drdeeps 2 points3 points ago

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Well, what about me.

:((((

[–]Conrat 3 points4 points ago

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You have no hope

[–]TheCodexx 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't had someone explain what "LOL" stands for followed by somebody posting an image of an owl in response to my post.

Given the age of this meme, either the internet isn't in a loop or it is and yours is far shorter than mine.

[–]Biduleman 0 points1 point ago

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lol, maybe I just didn't start at the same place in the loop!

Btw, lol means lot of laugh or laughing out loud.

And here it is, for a complete loop!

[–]Scotty2tuff 170 points171 points ago

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Welcome to the internet! You must be new here.

[–][deleted] 123 points124 points ago

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Asshole translation = "This was funny on digg three years ago."

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I smell a novelty account.

[–]THE_BITCH_SLAPPER 9 points10 points ago

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Sorry. Taco Bell.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Damn i'm hungry now.

[–]yepitsathrowaway13 23 points24 points ago

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Well I have never seen it before and found it amusing.

[–]Dave_guitar_thompson 1 point2 points ago

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Neither had I, I must be new here too.

[–]Lafali -2 points-1 points ago

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And on other sites much longer before that.

[–]IdTugYourBoat 1 point2 points ago

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And I pretty much invented it and made it cool, but it's not anymore so whatever.

[–]waldentwo 30 points31 points ago

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I've been on the internet 15+ years now and I"ve never seen this. So on behalf of the people who didn't see it the first time, thanks!!

[–]ThJ 12 points13 points ago

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I had that experience yesterday with what's apparently a very old cat picture and I made a similar post. Someone needs to make an Internet starter pack, with all popular memes covered.

[–]Delfishie 3 points4 points ago

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...This is an amazing idea, actually. I hope someone follows through with this.

[–]handysmerf 2 points3 points ago

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I hope your kidding because this http://knowyourmeme.com/ has been around for ages

[–]HorribleBastard -3 points-2 points ago

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Well, obviously the answer is to continually repost the same thing over and over again until we are absolutely sure everyone has seen it before moving on to other things.

[–]waldentwo 5 points6 points ago

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Or...just post whatever you feel like posting and don't worry about it.

[–]ggk1 18 points19 points ago

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Oh yeah I forgot good stuff had an expiration date. Please hold while I trash all my Hendrix stuff

[–]Phoequinox 20 points21 points ago

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Hendrix had an expiration date.

[–]youknowit19 1 point2 points ago

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Too soon, man.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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TWSS

[–]rawr359 3 points4 points ago

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Comparing CSI jokes to Jimi Hendrix? Seriously?

[–]jolij 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Asshole_Translation -4 points-3 points ago

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"This was funny on digg three years ago."

[–]shitterplug 27 points28 points ago

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ENHANCE! taptaptaptaptaptap ENHANCE! taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap ENHANCE!! taptaptaptaptaptaptap ENHANCE!

[–]blueberrymuffins 5 points6 points ago

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Just print the damn thing!

[–]KevinAlan 9 points10 points ago*

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[–]TokiBumblebee 5 points6 points ago

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Here, let me slide in on half the keyboard there.

tapittytaptaptaptaptap

I'M HELPING

[–]LOFTIE 0 points1 point ago

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Uncrop

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Holy Shit! I think I've gone back in time guys.

[–]keiyakins 15 points16 points ago

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[–]quigabyte 1 point2 points ago

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I knew someone would post this, I am not disappointed d dasdas ff.

[–]syzygote -3 points-2 points ago

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Thanks for posting so I didn't have to ;)

[–]RedPanther1 36 points37 points ago

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Isn't this a repost of one of the posts that's in the top25 of all time on /r/funny? I mean, I don't usually shout out repost, but when I do it's when the repost is one of the top25 of all time on /r/funny.

[–]Irishfury86 8 points9 points ago

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I wonder what would happen if you reposted EVERY item on the top25 of all time on /r/funny this month. How many would get on the front page and piss EVERYBODY off? Do it. I triple dog dare you.

[–]opnwyder 9 points10 points ago

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People already do that. That's likely how this post got here...again.

[–]RedPanther1 2 points3 points ago

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Done, dog dared, I'm gonna do it.

[–]Everypony 1 point2 points ago

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Can I have a link to this list?

[–]IAreSeriousCat 1 point2 points ago

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If something makes it to the front page, it clearly didn't piss everybody off.

[–]HorribleBastard -1 points0 points ago

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Then your username would be HanSkywalker.

[–]zombiewafflezz 3 points4 points ago

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Whoa man. wait. You just mixed CSI: New York with CSI: Miami. Now both are ridiculous but Miami is the overly sunny one with stupid puns and Horatio.

[–]xyphur 2 points3 points ago

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...also, in the first frame you can plainly see Grissom's face, from the original CSI (Las Vegas).

[–]noradrenaline 0 points1 point ago

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twitch

[–]onesun 2 points3 points ago

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Joke's on you. North Carolina doesn't have front license plates.

[–]MosEisleyCantona 9 points10 points ago

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Yes, what YOU think. Hilarious.

[–]SweetAlmighty 5 points6 points ago

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[–]tino9007 7 points8 points ago

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Look, a piece of cloth ripped off on a random sharp object. Better get perfect DNA samples from that.

[–]gojirra 11 points12 points ago

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It's not much, but it will provide us with the entire genetic sequence, social security number, home address, and a professional photo of the killer's face.

[–]mynameischris 2 points3 points ago

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As someone who doesn't watch CSI, I actually have no idea if this really happened or not.

[–]D4wn0ff473 2 points3 points ago

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The resolution is apparently perfect http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uoM5kfZIQ0

[–]excusemeplease 0 points1 point ago

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lol, wow Was this actually aired?

[–]taymen 1 point2 points ago

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Ya. I actually watched this. My brain hurt for a while.

[–]Droidroidroid 34 points35 points ago*

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Repost of a repost of repost REPOSCEPTION

[–]haltedconfusion 33 points34 points ago

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I have not seen it. I liked it. I upvoted. Deal with it.

[–]B_S_O_D 8 points9 points ago

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[–]FalcoLX 24 points25 points ago

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I hate you and all of your close relatives.

[–]Claypool2112 15 points16 points ago

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Unless he (or she) has a hot sister

[–]Beefyous 2 points3 points ago

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Or he/she has a sister with hot friends.

[–]reverend_bedford 3 points4 points ago

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But not if (potentially) she herself is hot?

[–]McLargepants -1 points0 points ago

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Did the same thing.

[–]al0newestand -3 points-2 points ago

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You should check out this site called google.com, you can search for things there that interest you. You may also be interested in twitter.com, where you can see what your friends are doing and share short thoughts and insights. Then there's youtube, man the list goes on...

[–]Lelldorianx 1 point2 points ago

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Spoiler alert: North Carolina does not require license plates on the front of your car.

[–]Sarcasmos 1 point2 points ago

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I've totally seen that type of screw used to hold licence plates. come to think of it, I've never once seen a bolt used to hold on licence plates...

Just screws...

[–]salixman 1 point2 points ago

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No no no! You've got it all wrong!

The sunglasses gag comes at the BEGINNING of the episode!

[–]MSAV 1 point2 points ago

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[–]docksmur 3 points4 points ago

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Mac turns into H in every episode?

[–]planbaker922 2 points3 points ago

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Ive seen this so many times.

[–]ziiip 2 points3 points ago

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I love how they always find every shred of evidence needed. Let's say the episode was about arson! In the ENTIRE HOUSE they would be able to find one small burnt shred of clothes that happened to PERFECTLY MATCH the clothes of the suspect.

[–]charlescatsworth 1 point2 points ago

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I enjoy funny posts on Reddit. I enjoy reading funny comments on funny posts on Reddit. I do not enjoy when half of those comments say "repost." You people are reposting the fact that it is a repost. Shut up and quit ruining the magic.

[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

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If you search for this you'll probably find at least 1,000 older posts that might have funny comments in them.

[–]davec79 4 points5 points ago

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yeah, catsworth. We said much funnier shit in yesterday's version of this graphic after the last guy said 'I'm tired of people calling repost'

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[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's always safe to assume that every single thing on the front page of Reddit at all times is either a repost or stolen content to whore karma.

[–]garaging 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sylvos23 0 points1 point ago

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dammit i was going to post this aww :(

[–]garaging -1 points0 points ago

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Sorry. My buddy just came by and played the clip for me. All I could think was that the dude had Michael Scott mannerisms, and even looked like him at times.

[–]garaging 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I just realized that I commented on the wrong thread. At least I know there is a Kassem fan around.

[–]teekers 0 points1 point ago

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I seriously thought Caruso was sensually feeling his moustache in that second to last picture. Made it a lot funnier for me.

[–]imayam 0 points1 point ago

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ON some bullshit. 9/10 on the bullshit scale

[–]gyrostoopic 0 points1 point ago

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I like how you integrated clips from all 3 CSI's.

[–]jojoko 0 points1 point ago

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You can't mix up CSY:NY & CSI:Miami

[–]Luriker 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck this show.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]shampistols76 0 points1 point ago

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respost?

[–]vchizzle 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that her necklace was a screw in her chest.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We've had this technology forever! Haven't you all seen Blade Runner?

[–]Cerdocabeza 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Slykia 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Honey-Badger 0 points1 point ago

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[–]spank_mags 0 points1 point ago

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Since watching The Wire I can't sit through an episode of CSI anymore unless I keep telling myself it is sci-fi.

[–]thatsnotpc 0 points1 point ago

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Everything old is new again, someday

[–]brelarow 0 points1 point ago

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Look more closely-er!

[–]KarlyPilkoids 0 points1 point ago

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I remember my first time lookinh at the top Reddit posts.

[–]daanishh 1 point2 points ago

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Repost is what I think of every time I see this.

[–]Irishfury86 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not an anti-repost fanatic but this was on the front page (or near it) like yesterday. I totally get reposting things every few months or weeks so new people can see it. That makes sense. This...this is malarkey.

[–]Mountainminer 0 points1 point ago

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I think we need an ama from a rl csi video tech.

[–]JohoTehAzn 0 points1 point ago

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enlarged and enhanced you p much just get a blurry as shit photo

[–]Mountainminer 0 points1 point ago

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Yep but I want to know what an actual vid tech thinks about this

[–]caseyd1020 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because you can't really do that

[–]RelevantTaylor_Swift 0 points1 point ago

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[Reddit] put [its] arms around [Biduleman] - for the first time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBwXKgDTdE

[–]shawkee 0 points1 point ago

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Somehow I had never seen this comic before and I thought it was quite funny. These comments are not.

If you've seen it before just move on.

[–]d1g1tal -1 points0 points ago

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HOW FUCKING LONG DO THESE GRAPHICS HAVE TO BE?!!?!?! ಠ_ಠ

[–]scubzer0 -5 points-4 points ago

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Zoom. Zoom again. Enhance. Double enhance zoom.

[–]homicidalmunky -1 points0 points ago

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Dehance dehance!!

[–]MonkeyDog453 -1 points0 points ago*

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I'll probably be downvoted but... the original CSI isn't as crazy as the spinoffs. It still has its moments but it is quite a deal more realistic than Miami or NY. Sometimes they don't even catch the person in the original, like that weird fuck squeegl or whatever his name was.

I enjoy it but I hate the spinoffs.

[–]Wr3ck3d -1 points0 points ago

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Every time, without fail, I still read this weekly reposted gem!

[–]shamwowthebrowncow -2 points-1 points ago

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The internets, where anything is possible.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAH! THIS IS SO FUNNYT!!11111!!!!! I LOVE SEEING THIS JOKE FOR THE 100TH TIME THIS WEEK!!!!111121!! HAHAHA LMAO OMGLOLUZ!!

fuck you, op. After looking through your post history I have to tell you Karma points won't get your parents to love you or make women like you. Especially when you've re-posted a re-posted joke that's been re-posted millions of times before because you knew your original content sucked and this would finally do the trick.