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[–]Hows_the_wifi 5 points6 points ago

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Actually, when a cat brings you dead animals, its trying to teach you how to hunt. It thinks your stupid and he's trying to educate you like the smug bastard he is. If you want him to stop, you gotta play with the dead things, or bury it. which ever is more appealing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, you gotta kill a mouse yourself and present it to kitty

[–]Hookhand 1 point2 points ago

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It thinks your stupid

It's right

[–]Jawajoey 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheGizmojo 0 points1 point ago

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:3

[–]katiefrazer92 0 points1 point ago

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What do you have cats for if it isn't dead meeces?

[–]libcrypto 0 points1 point ago

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Cats cannot murder. The concept just doesn't apply. For one, a murder has to be another animal of the same species. For another, cats are incapable of premeditation. At worst, kitty here is guilty of mouseslaughter.

[–]wheet-woo[S] 2 points3 points ago

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So those are actually preysents?

[–]booyabojangles -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck is this shit

[–]JuniorG -3 points-2 points ago

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terrible thread

[–]stoprepostingthis -2 points-1 points ago

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Stop Reposting This.