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[–]UILHOK 19 points20 points ago

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You mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries

[–]TheAngryPirate- 4 points5 points ago

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u silly english kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkniggitts

[–]imsabbah 3 points4 points ago

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No, now go away or I will taunt you a second time.

[–]UILHOK 1 point2 points ago

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NI!

[–]CorporateGiant 1 point2 points ago

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What a strange person.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hmm, he must be a king.

[–]fauxnom 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

[–]AFroodyLlama 2 points3 points ago

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Because he ain't covered in shit.

[–]doom8200 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm#Scene 5

i thought I'd contribute this.

[–]Phapeu 1 point2 points ago

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In real life, I have never seen the word 'Hampster'.

On the internet, almost every god damned time that somebody tries to say 'Hamster'.

[–]UILHOK 0 points1 point ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampster_Dance

I just love annoying people with my mispronunciations. I always tell my sister "for all intensive purposes" and she cringes in disgust because it's "for all intents and purposes".

[–]whowoulddosuchathing 6 points7 points ago

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Not sure if cross-eyed or retarded.

[–]BadgerBadger_ 9 points10 points ago

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it's refarted...

[–]therealdohr 5 points6 points ago

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I have to fart but I do not know which way to lean

[–]Mr_Godfree 9 points10 points ago

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try leaning towards the nearest window... If there isn't a window in the room, you may be forced to lean towards the nearest wall... One way or another, there is a strong chance the fart will cause bitches to crawl... But under no circumstances should you skeet skeet skeet, mutherfucker.

[–]Lavatis 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god. I see what you did there. It took me a few.

[–]privatesalute 3 points4 points ago

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"General Direction"

[–]UILHOK 2 points3 points ago

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salute

[–]playdead321 2 points3 points ago

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[–]capsule_corp86 2 points3 points ago

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a wild meowth used poison gas!

.............its super effective!

[–]hilldylan 2 points3 points ago

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The Association for Retarded Kittens needs your help today.

[–]crock7887 2 points3 points ago

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I wave my private parts at your aunties

[–]Notoday 2 points3 points ago

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I think I just stumbled into the past...

[–]NewAgeRetroHippie96 2 points3 points ago

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"Paint me like one of your french girls, Jack."

[–]Darbee 2 points3 points ago

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She looks a bit... derpy.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Have ANY of you been on the internet before?

[–]ThJ 4 points5 points ago

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Been online since 1993. Have a Slashdot account. Never seen this before.

[–]Mr_Godfree 0 points1 point ago

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no... We were all to busy focusing on our careers and having illicit sex... whatcouldhavebeen.jpg

[–]MrFunnycat -1 points0 points ago

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I saw this picture with that comment on fucking ICHC shortly after it opened ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think that cat has downs.

[–]adaminc 2 points3 points ago

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He is pushing to hard, and is about to shart.

[–]rootlinuxusr 0 points1 point ago

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Upboats abound for 'shart'.

[–]cleverlyannoying 1 point2 points ago

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It certainly has something.

[–]annoyinglyclever 2 points3 points ago

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possibly gas.

[–]dknothere 1 point2 points ago

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My friend's cat is more mature, almost an adult, and he often sits like that.. anyone know why? Or is it just a cat thing to sit with your leg halfway up to heaven.

[–]G0rilla55 1 point2 points ago

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I go wall eyed too when I force one out.

[–]roofermann 0 points1 point ago

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Must be a french cat.

[–]tiofu 0 points1 point ago

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in a few seconds u r gonna smell somethings strange >:D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not strange. There is no smell more foul than a cat fart. Seriously that stuff burns your lungs and eyes. It's like concentrated tear gas.

[–]neuromonkey 0 points1 point ago

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OMG LOOK AT THAT KITTEN

[–]NovaNoah 0 points1 point ago

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You and all of your silly english keeee-nig-hts!

[–]spinozasrobot 0 points1 point ago

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With a derp thrown in for good measure.

[–]pmpkng 0 points1 point ago

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give him Stevie eyes

[–]the-rain-man 0 points1 point ago

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oh oh fart

[–]Felliniesque 0 points1 point ago

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The only fart joke I have ever enjoyed

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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There's some backstory to this, I think.

[–]cherokeewild38 0 points1 point ago

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OMG!! So funny.

[–]wienerflap 0 points1 point ago

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Why does that kitty have a drunk frat boy expression?

[–]Jyrroe 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the first cat pictures I ever saw on the internet years ago. A cat-obsessed friend of mine (who also showed me reddit) once collected hundreds of cat pictures and this was an early one I remember.

But I never thought of a caption like that, I had a good laugh. XD The accent did it for me.

[–]Altered-Stolen-Post -1 points0 points ago

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My wife and I rehabilitated cats in the past and it is a very tricky business. I would recommend you find the nearest wildlife rehabilitation center to you and give them a call. HOWEVER from the picture you have posted this cat looks like it may have Downs. When you call the wildlife center ask them what their policy is for non-releasable animals(a Downs baby would be considered such). Many rehabilitation centers will euthanize non-releasable animals which completely defeats the purpose of you trying to save it, and really is just horrible. Down's cats can live long and healthy lives(10+ years) and are absolutely sweet critters. If the rehabbers near you euthanize them then I would recommend you go here http://thekittyboard.com and post on the emergency forums there about the baby you found. This emergency forum is monitored constantly with many willing rehabbers who will call you to help out. There are also always many rehabbers looking to keep a non-releasable cat as a companion. They will give it an extremely loving home and a wonderful life. Lastly if you decide you absolutely want to raise it yourself and no one else can convince you other wise the board I linked above is a WONDERFUL resource for raising cats and the people there are all great. They will help you with whatever you need. Since you said the cat farted in your general direction the situation seems a bit more dire than you think. Baby cats are known to only fart on humans when they are starving and think they have no other options, thus the nearest friendly entity they find they tend to fart on in the hopes they will feed and take care of them. So Please do the following if you can: 1. Post on the board I linked above describing all that happened as well as including some pictures, if you need help with this or want me to do it for you I am more than willing. 2. Find domestic cat rehabbers in your area and call around asking about what I mentioned above. 3. Keep the baby warm and the people on that board will advise you as far as what is good to feed it, the diet for a cat is immensely important when they are young as they are prone to MBD from a lack of calcium. If you have any questions at all please feel free to PM me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's like GIR in kitteh form!

[–]violentacrez[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I love this show.

[–]RamOdin 0 points1 point ago

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Derp

[–]tehz 0 points1 point ago

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Why are you the only one commenting on that?

[–]riptaway -1 points0 points ago

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Old picture stolen from another website with an old quite stolen from a movie. And front page. Oh reddit

[–]voldemortoutbitches -5 points-4 points ago

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up vote for the Monty Python reference.

[–]DoctorCroctopus -1 points0 points ago

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Sweet Jesus, that cat is... probably retarded.

[–]soggy_cereal -1 points0 points ago

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[–]FalcoLX -3 points-2 points ago

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seriously r/funny?

[–]violentacrez[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously, r/fuckyou?

[–]FalcoLX -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't get mad at me because your sense of humor hasn't evolved since middle school.

[–]violentacrez[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I pander to the masses. Complain to them.

[–]sgntpepper03 -2 points-1 points ago

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Best title for this image yet.

[–]ilikefries -2 points-1 points ago

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Um stupid