How much money would it take you to walk through this?

Jaeemsuh · 12 months

I was forced into a situation much similar to this.

Some of my friends decided to do some "Urban Kayaking" and were pushed through a sewage pipe. It was a short enough distance that you could see "the light at the end of the tunnel" which unfortunately created shadows of hundreds of dangling spiders. I thought I was going to die then laid back, closed my eyes and shut my mouth tight. I came out petrified and covered in the most disgusting looking spiders god has created. I screamed for five minutes fearing my life as I swatted them off into the water.

Atario · 12 months

All of it.

SpermWhale · 12 months

Mosquito obstacle course, level 99.

Djekyl · 12 months

Just enough to buy a fucking Flamethrower

Soggybiscuit · 12 months

About tree fiddy

D4wn0ff473 · 12 months

Seriously, I had a panic attack just looking at that.

faptainfalcon · 12 months

It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't in my blind spot.

londondriven · 12 months

I'd rather give up the internet then even look at that in person. Holy fucking shit, no.

theroguesstash · 12 months

Depends, how many layers of clothes are we allowed, and do I get a beekeepers mask?

ios6 · 12 months

20$ seems fair

Nuraya · 12 months

Wouldn't walk through that to save my dog.

evoLverR · 12 months

ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!

ciclismo1988 · 12 months

This about sums it up... http://imgur.com/0CW8J

zayats · 12 months

Not poisonous= a pack of smokes and a beer will do it.

Poisonous= only if antivenom is on hand, some Vicodin is present, and a bottle of Jack, couple of nice cigars, and one of those high end escorts for a night.

borderlineInsomniac · 12 months

So I screamed like a 9 year old girl and ended up waking my brother up. When he came into my room to tell me off he saw what was on my screen and screamed like a 5 year old girl.

Have an upvote for my whimpering 22 year old brother.

HueGRection · 12 months

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weirdie · 12 months

There is not enough money in the world for me to even consider walking through that.

[deleted] · 12 months

with a walking stick, I'll do it for a pint of ice cream.

roysmithers · 12 months

All of the monies

ghostride · 12 months

Wowww, lowest I could probably go is $663.72....MAYBE could do it for $663.71, but idk.

Minimumtyp · 12 months

I'm from Australia. That's a walk in the park, no?

StrawberryPlague · 12 months

If allowed to run and assuming these are non-venomous spiders.....maybe for 1000€.

Woozily · 12 months

$10 if they're not poisonous

carramrod191 · 12 months

30 bucks and a sandwich.

Robo_Pope · 12 months

35,000 Yen, IF, I could wear a tear away one-piece and could dive into a pool on the other side.

[deleted] · 12 months

I love spiders, so I would do it for free...

Sugarspy · 12 months

Some cheddar biscuits from red lobster.

eMigo · 12 months

Depends on the danger factor, might just be harmless orb weavers.

nrf07 · 12 months

What the fuck is with all of the scary ass creatures today on the front page?!?! And more importantly, WHY THE FUCK DO I CLICK ON ALL OF THEM?!??

DiesHorribly · 12 months

I'd do it if someone dares me

n1i2e3 · 12 months

There isnt enough money in the world to make me get near that place. To make me make such photo would cost you a lot.

splitdodge023 · 12 months

more than i got!

heretics · 12 months

almestra · 12 months

Can I get drunk first... ?

thelangdon · 12 months

Alot.

antonbe · 12 months

Why spiders, why?!

bvanman · 12 months

Not a single person reading this can afford it.

Ashbringer · 12 months

I started crying at the thought of it.

ibelurkin · 12 months

I think you mean how much gasoline would it take to burn this

skullkid777 · 12 months

there isn't enough money to make me walk through this. Get me GIRLS

walter_shobak · 12 months

At least five dollars.

Generic123 · 12 months

Do I have to walk slowly? or can I run through it? What are my clothing options? A full body spandex suit would be the best option, but I'd do it in only a tightly fitting (and taped to my body) pair of boxer-briefs. Basically as long as the spiders have nowhere to hide once they're on me it wouldn't be so bad.

bizfamo · 12 months

when i told my grandpa i didn't want to get the ladder for him because there were spiders on it he told me, "if a spider bites you, Ill bite the spider". And from the moment on i have only wished to be bitten by a spider just to see my grandpa bite a spider.

NoFNway · 12 months

Well that depends entirely on the currency available. Really it all come down to the area of the bills. With dollars the denomination does not matter so figuring out the amount of money need to fashion a spider proof to completely cover your body would be simple. Maybe 200 dollars or so depending on you height and weight. However with other currency different denomination have different sizes. (So the blind can know how much money they have by feel) So with other currencies it might take less money to make a complete suit.

BShears · 12 months

$1; I'm not a bitch.

staffell · 12 months

£2.50

[deleted] · 12 months

525 million Euros

KempoRage · 12 months

NOPE.

Loztwallet · 12 months

I don't mind spiders. And I've walked my face right into webs before, but fuck that!!

gary0ak · 12 months

none of it. i freak the fuck out if my hand accidentally touches an abandoned web.

rb76543 · 12 months

electricians and plumbers do it all the time, underneath your house. and they are crawling. in the DARK.

bweekins · 12 months

All of the money.

TheDukeDude · 12 months

10 billion billion dollars. Times a billion.

ryanjoohnson · 12 months

I'll do it for 500 dollars as long as i'm allowed to break the mirrors off when i run through them with my fat ass.

androcus · 12 months

no amount could give me that courage

SorrowsJudge · 12 months

I'd do it for $50 and a beekeeper's suit.

nikiu · 12 months

Fuck the money. As we say in Albania, even dogs don't eat money.

Clown_Vomit · 12 months

IF I was in a completely air-tight hazmat suit, I would still need at least thousands of dollars. I mean some spiders can bight through fingernails.

xF430x · 12 months

OVER $9000

Funnyguy17 · 12 months

Since there are indeed black widows in their I would not do it for everything in the world because I would be dead

[deleted] · 12 months

FUCKKKK NOOOO!!!!!

Funnyguy17 · 12 months

I would need to be the pyro on second thought

Thorndale · 12 months

I just can't put a price on my fears. So these kinds of question will always be met with a hearty "Nothing will ever make me do that".

OldBoat · 12 months

That depends, how much does a lifetime of therapy cost?

greebwee · 12 months

The cost of a hazmat suit. And a piece of a candy.

El_Dicko · 12 months

Enough to buy a blow torch, and it has to be up front.

maddgoddess · 12 months

there isn't enough money to make me want to walk through that. NO.

1LongHairedHippie · 12 months

Not enough money in the world.

arloun · 12 months

None of it.

Tipper213 · 12 months

Enough to buy an Low Orbit Solar Powered Laser Cannon, A getaway vehicle, and a snow cone.

katiedawn027 · 12 months

jfc.

leicanthrope · 12 months

Depends. How much do flamethrowers go for these days?

Beerduck · 12 months

That depends on how much a flamethrower costs.

SamuraiStormtrooper · 12 months

I never would. The moment I stepped into it, I'd likely fall on the floor and and scream for hours.

rossryan · 12 months

What kind of spiders?

SamG1138 · 12 months

A Big Mac and a 40.

MelissaPeaches · 12 months

There is not enough money in the world... I am feeling weak in the knees just looking at this...

PrettyWhore · 12 months

Depends on gas prices.

Warneral · 12 months

Trick question, there is no amount.

jesseeyy · 12 months

is anyone else suddenly itchy?

Postinsane · 12 months

Fire. Fire money... To kill it... With

LockedNLoaded99 · 12 months

about a dozen of these would be required... and a lava bath afterwards

puji13 · 12 months

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

solusolu · 12 months

4000$

jazzwhiz · 12 months

....naked?

andy5925 · 12 months

Someone get me a fucking flamethrower

dirtymoney · 12 months

naked? $10,000

With clothes on... less.

I dont like spiders, but I have learned that most animals would prefer to avoid you instead of going on the attack when you get too close.

Now.... if it was a close area filled with wasp & hornet nests.... no fucking way would I go through it.

hermanhansel920 · 12 months

I would give YOU all MY money AND LITERALLY saw my arm off if I had the option to NOT do it.

TherapistJim · 12 months

how much would a can of gas and a lighter cost?

poterock · 12 months

A hundred money!

freezingkiss · 12 months

Argh, they're ON ME. GET THEM OFF!

disoriented · 12 months

$7

Fuck, I'm broke.

zeliha82 · 12 months

One Million dollars. (Pinky close to mouth)

NiceGuyUncle · 12 months

A night with Emma Watson and a bowl of freshly made Velveeta Macaroni and Cheese.

gravion17 · 12 months

Hmmm...tell you what...how about an AMERICAN EXPRESS BLACK CENTURION card, a passport and the world's GREATEST tequila...deal?

Codykillyou · 12 months

All the tea in China.

dextergirl247 · 12 months

give me my own world, a million dollars, to never get fat, and ummmm...... my best dreams to come true then ill walk through it=]

hellscraper · 12 months

All the money in the world or i walk.

thrawne · 12 months

Your funds would be insuffiant.

faptag420 · 12 months

They're just spiders! Don't puss out, get a broom, and sweep them down! I'm sick of seeing these spider posts all the fuck over reddit.

FriendOfTheGophers · 12 months

How much does a flamethrower cost?

IMakeLoveToCheese · 12 months

Assuming they're not poisonous probably €20? and a new t-shirt

jackblack2323 · 12 months

I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF YOUR MONIES!

HAHAHA HA HA HAHHAA HA

Battleflame · 12 months

About 100$ in deodorant and lighters

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