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Chinese what now? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]matty323 41 points42 points ago

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Oh montreal how i love you.

[–]fatboyigloo 13 points14 points ago

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You mean Montrear?

[–]hubblemedia 0 points1 point ago

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So dericious!

[–]Too_Lazy_To_Care_Abo 1 point2 points ago

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and moist

[–]Teknofobe 97 points98 points ago

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Goddamn Mongorians.

[–]Too_Lazy_To_Care_Abo 23 points24 points ago

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breaking down my chity wall

[–]Siksnihn 12 points13 points ago

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taking my chity shrimp

[–]SuperChocolateBear 12 points13 points ago

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Hello, shitty airlines, canna help you take your order pwease?

[–]riverstyxxx 2 points3 points ago

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4 tickets to canada..

[–]why_hello_there 5 points6 points ago

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okay 4 people, Canada, cost awot of money its gonna be about six thousand five hundred dowa

[–]riverstyxxx 5 points6 points ago

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50 dorrah!

[–]why_hello_there 2 points3 points ago

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50 dowa!?!?! you fwying to Canada cost atweast 3,000 dowa

[–]riverstyxxx 2 points3 points ago

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Ok.

55 dorra.

[–]why_hello_there 2 points3 points ago

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hey stop wasting my time 55 dowa no way i take my plane to canada for less than a thousand dowa

[–]Psythik -5 points-4 points ago

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I can't stand South Park, but that episode was so funny that I have no choice but to laugh at this thread.

[–]dietotaku -4 points-3 points ago

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Herro, shitty airrines, canna herp you take you order prease?

FTFY

[–]DontTellAnyoneImHere -4 points-3 points ago

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such a funny character. they kinda ruined him for me...

[–]iGoogledYourName 5 points6 points ago

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Teknofobe

[–]K_Gator 0 points1 point ago

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Sweetnsoua pork so hotnsticky Mongolians'll stick right to da warl!

[–]Maverick144 -1 points0 points ago

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cuttrefish and asparagus or vanirra paste?

[–]xxxFortyfivexxx -1 points0 points ago

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Now that I have seen this. My life is comprete

[–]heliosbird 26 points27 points ago

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Can someone who speaks Mandarin or Cantonese tell me if I am correct? From what I understand, it is Japanese that doesn't have an L, and native speakers will pronounce the L as and R. Mandarin and Cantonese have an L, so a Chinese person would not mispronounce broccoli in such a way.

[–]waxwing 17 points18 points ago

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There is a certain subset of Cantonese speakers from the south who have a lot of trouble with L and R in a similar way to Japanese speakers. Amongst native Mandarin speakers from the north, I never encountered such a thing.

Of course a lot of southerners don't have Cantonese as a first language, as there are various dialects and even other languages.

[–]xtirpation 12 points13 points ago

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As far as I know (as a fluent Cantonese-speaker) we don't replace the 'L' sound with an 'R' sound. We do, however, replace 'R' with 'L'. So for example, "Sorry" might be "Solly" but "Hello" wouldn't be "Herro"

[–]waxwing 0 points1 point ago

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I think that's right, mostly. According to my memory, many regional dialects or languages across southern China and southeast Asia (I think it's technically the "Sino-Tibetan" group of languages) have this similar problem with speaking English, but there are variations. I think the letter "N" is sometimes a problem too.

[–]heliosbird 0 points1 point ago

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This makes sense. I'm exposed to a lot more Mandarin than Cantonese, so I didn't know this (not that I speak any Asian language apart from high school Japanese and Chinese signs and menus).

[–]Achalemoipas -1 points0 points ago

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Also, Mandarin and Cantonese are just two of the 14 main Chinese dialects.

[–]gniuz 4 points5 points ago

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That is more likely from Korea. Google Jang Teu. You are right about L and R thing. Chinese person will probably pronounce it as beloccoli, not broccori.

[–]Aksalon 5 points6 points ago

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It's a Korean grocery store in Montreal.

And a Korean person wouldn't pronounce it "broccori" either. You're implying that consonant cluster restrictions apply in Chinese dialects, and the same goes for Korean. A Korean would pronounce it "buh-roh-kol-lee".

Obviously the person wasn't trying to emulate their Korean pronunciation but just spell the word as it's written in English, and ended up mixing up an L with an R.

[–]heliosbird 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

[–]dontlookatmynameok 2 points3 points ago

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You are indeed correct.

  • Cantonese are more likely to mix up L and N (noise -> loise, name -> lame, many -> manly).

  • There is no R in the language, and it is typically substituted with W or L (row -> wo, tomorrow -> tomollow), or simply ommitted (broccoli -> boccoli).

  • TH is typically replaced by F (thing -> fing) or D (them -> dem).

  • V is often replaced by F (love -> luff).

[–]iubuntu10 1 point2 points ago

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most accurate one!!!

few people notice Cantonese's "TH" sound, especially "thing" "thought", but I am not sure about "them" "they".

[–]sekoye -2 points-1 points ago

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I worked with a Malaysian guy who always said "Broccori", exprain?

[–]dontlookatmynameok 1 point2 points ago

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He's Malaysian, not Cantonese?

[–]smokey_smokerson 1 point2 points ago

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Cantonese is spoken in malaysia. Also cantonese is not an ethnicity.

[–]dontlookatmynameok 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody said anything about ethnicity. Texans and Californians are also not ethnicity, yet we can still discuss linguistic quirks about them.

[–]smokey_smokerson 0 points1 point ago

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He's Malaysian, not Cantonese?

[–]dontlookatmynameok 0 points1 point ago

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Um, I did not claim or imply Cantonese is an ethnicity. Where did that come from?

"My British co-worker doesn't sound like a Texan." "Because he's not a Texan?" "Texan is not an ethinicity!"

[–]smokey_smokerson 0 points1 point ago

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Where did that come from? Uhh it came from your post.

[–]dontlookatmynameok 0 points1 point ago

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Reading comprehension fail. Ethnicity was not implied.

[–]sekoye 0 points1 point ago

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Yuppers, full on Malaysian. His favourite phrases were"just puh eet ouwt" ,"we need more broccori", and "those fucking assholes" ( everyone was a fucking asshole). Oh and, "young dumb and full of cum". Much of the other phrases he uttered were unintelligible , he was a riot to work with.

[–]Presently42 4 points5 points ago

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I am learning both Japanese and Mandarin, but neither is the language of the market's owners: I frequent the other market (the one on St. Catherine) which is owned and run by the same people. They are Korean (and they run a Korean Japanese market). I've often wondered why they misspell some of their produce. Like Zukini. And they call Chinese chives leeks.

The Japanese r, by the bye, is very similar to the d in buddy. I suspect that it was once a real r, as one way of denoting ferocity or arrogance is by trilling the r. That being said, depending on the accent of the speaker, the r might come out closer to an l or a d: one of my former Japanese teachers always said umblela.

This is also my first comment on Reddit: huzzah! Now, back to lurking.

[–]heliosbird 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry, what do you mean by the buddy comment?

[–]n0exit 4 points5 points ago

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The Japanese r/l sound is really neither. When we prounounce a word with an l as in lettuce in english, our tongue touches the back of our teeth. When we pronounce a word with an r as in ring, our tongue kind of floats. When Japanese pronounce a word with an r sound like kuri (くり), the tongue touches the roof of the mouth in about the same location that an english speakers tongue touches when saying the word buddy. So Japanese r is kind of in the middle of r, l and d.

[–]angrytortilla 1 point2 points ago

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They could just call it Kai-Lan and let the English speakers figure it out for themselves.

[–]zakool21 1 point2 points ago

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You're absolutely right about Mandarin. I can't stand that this is so commonly confused... flat out ignorant. Koreans and Japanese both don't have that L/R distinction.

[–]mittandbase 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah- in Japanese, the R/L sound is like the very beginning of a rolled R, which almost comes out like a D. A lot of slang Japanese uses a rolled R similar to Spanish...you'll hear that a lot from young males. The Yakuza are always presented in cinema as guys who like to act like dicks and roll their Rs

[–]heliosbird 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks! I don't know very much about Korean, so I didn't know that. Glad I asked.

[–]asfasfasdfas -2 points-1 points ago

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No, Koreans have an L sound, but no R.

[–]dronebot 4 points5 points ago

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The Korean character ㄹ is both L and R. Which way it leans depends on its position.

[–]asfasfasdfas -1 points0 points ago*

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How is ㄹ the equivalent of R? They sound nothing alike. The korean R is pronounced by pushing the tongue to the top of the mouth, whereas the English R has no contact between the top of the mouth and the tongue. This is also the reason it is very difficult for Koreans to pronounce any word with R in it.

For example, road vs 로드.

<--- bilingual Korean whose parents speak very little English.

[–]daliminator 1 point2 points ago

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Not true. It can be pronounced either way, though it most often sounds like something in between, commonly represented as "rh" (Rhee, etc.).

[–]asfasfasdfas 0 points1 point ago

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see reply below.

[–]daliminator 1 point2 points ago

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It's not an "equivalent" in the same way that many vowel sounds in Western languages aren't truly equivalent (no matter how they might be represented), but are the closest you'll get. I disagree that they're "nothing alike"—it depends greatly on the speaker's dialect/accent, but there are definitely many cases in which a Westerner will hear an "r" sound.

[–]asfasfasdfas 0 points1 point ago

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Strange, because I should be desensitized to it, but I hear it quite clearly. I have a Midwestern accent, and to me even the best English speaking fobs have trouble with R-words.

[–]artydecor 0 points1 point ago

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There are a type of noodles in China called 拉麵 which is pronounced "La Mien" meaning pulled-noodles.

In Japan, those 2 words are known as "Ramen."

[–]homomilk 0 points1 point ago

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chinese has a l-sound.

ex lon, dragon

[–]Atemis 0 points1 point ago

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Japanese speakers use R, as obosed to an L in their romaji, which exists to help foreign speakers to learn their language. The R and romaji is spoken with an Lr-type of sound. So arigato is spoken, "alrigato" with a very soft R-sound.

[–]HacksawHighway 0 points1 point ago

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The manager of the restaurant I work in is a Chinese immigrant, and he pronounces the L sound as R generally. Actually, just last week he asked me if I had seen the broccori.

[–]AliasChinito 0 points1 point ago

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It's a trap!

[–]Ienpw_III 0 points1 point ago

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My Chinese friends' mom says "Arbert" instead of "Albert".

My very scientific input ^

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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yup, if you watch anime, you would see that they pronounce people's name that way.. e.g. "Sakura", will be "Sakula"

[–]TooMuchSleep -1 points0 points ago

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Mandarin has both R and L, Cantonese and Japanese only got L, they didn't have R.

[–]WittyIdea 10 points11 points ago

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Upvoted for Montreal.

[–]galaxymaster 6 points7 points ago

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Decarie street. Montreal. I know that place. Represent

[–]gambaa 3 points4 points ago

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Represent. I live on Décarie too.

[–]SCREW_THIS 20 points21 points ago

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Now that's just racist! （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]FunDuck 4 points5 points ago

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A fellow montreal Redditor i bid you hello from Saint-Laurent

[–]gambaa 2 points3 points ago

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From St-laurent, Décarie too. REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!

[–]mfyc 1 point2 points ago

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Too bad that isn't even broccoli, it's choy sum

[–]sine42 5 points6 points ago

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And too bad it's over $3 a lb.

[–]Gabe14228 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like Kai-Lan to me. That shit's delicious though, I have a chinese grandfather who makes it and it's fantastic

[–]playswithknives 0 points1 point ago

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the Chinese restaurants in the Seattle area all call choy sum chinese broccoli.

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[–]kaysea112 4 points5 points ago

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Couldn't agree with you more. Even if it is mildly racist racism is racism. FUCK RACISM and FUCK ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING RACISTS

[–]IamChicharon[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Asian submitter

[–]kaysea112 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah so? Are you trying to single me out for being an asian?. Fuck off

[–]IamChicharon[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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No dude. I am Asian

[–]artydecor 2 points3 points ago

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Scumbag Reddit.

Complains about reposts...

But upvotes overused stereotypical jokes.

(No wonder Carlos Mencia has his own show.)

[–]emkat 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed. There's no white guilt in making fun of Asians so all the retards come out in full force. Look at all these comments.

[–]jestare 2 points3 points ago

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Definitely agree. As soon as someone makes a small joke about stereotypical blacks, all hell breaks loose on reddit. Yet a small joke about asians and it's chortle time.

[–]IamChicharon[S] -1 points0 points ago

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my mother and my father are both bi-lingual. (English and Tagalog and English and Russian respectively) I mostly speak only English, but have a pretty good understanding of all 3 languages. There is no harm in finding in humor in everything...Lighten up. It's all in good fun

[–]farmingdale -1 points0 points ago

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yeah it is wrong, but it could be worse. I would rather someone snicker at my accent then something vile like "baby murders". Try to look on the bright side, i guess?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Also Chinese broccoli is delicious. I wish i had some right now. :-9

[–]Skittles_Kat 2 points3 points ago

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Gotta love Montreal.

[–]Busha 7 points8 points ago

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For me, best part about that. It came from the Decarie market in Montreal.

[–]anexanhume 7 points8 points ago

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I prefer caurifrower.

[–]Hippie_Hater 0 points1 point ago

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VEGETABLES ARE FOR HIPPIES

GET A HAIRCUT

[–]rosconotorigina 1 point2 points ago

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I went to a Chinese buffet about a week ago and one of the items was "Anger Hair."

[–]urpen 1 point2 points ago

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Im chinese and It took me a loooong time to figure what why it was funny -.-" eff

[–]artydecor 0 points1 point ago

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Well to be fair overused and outdated jokes typically aren't that funny anymore. These folks that are laughing probably just heard of this for the first time today.

And seeing their reactions, I can't wait to see their reactions for the Canadians use "...eh" and "French people use "Le..." jokes! That'll be a real riot!

[–]laowai86 1 point2 points ago

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The strangest thing of all is that is indeed Chinese Broccoli (qing cai), but the typo would be a Japanese speech error.

[–]TheCheninator 1 point2 points ago

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Hey it's in montreal!

[–]playswithknives 1 point2 points ago

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I buy my veggies at H-Mart, where Korean supervisors have Mexican workers, and yes, this thing happens.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I worked at a tennis camp, and one day I managed to get a 7 year old chinese boy to pronounce licorice, "ricorice". It made my day. Unfortunately, he was smart enough not to fall for "rorripop".

[–]paulshwang 3 points4 points ago

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RAFF OUT ROUD!

[–]riverstyxxx -1 points0 points ago

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You raff you ruse!

[–]ThanksICouldHelpBro 2 points3 points ago

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This picture is simpry hirarious

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Looked it up. Its a companies brand of broccoli. Its cut so that there is more stalk and less top. (which i always thought was the opposite of what people wanted) I'm not sure if they where trying to be clever in naming it or if it was unintentionally racist. Either way, there you go.

[–]UnderCoverMother 0 points1 point ago

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I wondered what the hell that vegetable was. It didn't look like the broccoli I always buy. I do like the stems, though. They are great with melted cheese. Also good as a crunchy addition to stir fry.

[–]Chinese_Dana_Carvey 2 points3 points ago

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CHOPPIN BROCORI! CHOPPIN BROCORI! she choppin, she choppin, she choppin shechoppinshechoppinshechoppinshechoppina BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCORI-HIIIIiiii

[–]Colbeagle 1 point2 points ago

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I used to be able to recite 90% of this comedy special in 7th grade. FUCKIN 49ERS!!!!

[–]akalaM 1 point2 points ago

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Va au thai express sur sherbrooke(à 5 min de marche de ce marché à peu près) et commande un pad sew. Chinese brocoli everywhere!

[–]srxtr 0 points1 point ago

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I like Engrish.

[–]DoctorElectron 0 points1 point ago

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THAT'S RACIST.GIF

[–]Sil369 0 points1 point ago

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hello redditor from montreal ;)

[–]therealduncansmith 0 points1 point ago

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I HAVE BEEN THERE!

Ah, sweet nostalgia.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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It's great if your a tourist - more bang for your buck.

[–]kaptainkaos 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant

[–]blackytemp 0 points1 point ago

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ブロッコリー

[–]flargenhargen 0 points1 point ago

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I'm assuming a slightly racist teenager working their minimum wage job in the produce section of the store was a bit bored when labelling the veggies that day.

[–]Chroncraft 0 points1 point ago

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I wish there was a favorite button.

[–]xoNakita 0 points1 point ago

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hello from parc extension =D lol

[–]shamwowthebrowncow 0 points1 point ago

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and yet we(USA) still owe them money

[–]bLazeni 0 points1 point ago

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You mean the wis-ta-bull?

there is a story beind that comment.

[–]baddrummer 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_qgktjx7XU

[–]tieranasaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Montreal Represent!

[–]MrFinchley 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant, or should I say lerevant?

[–]Craptcha 0 points1 point ago

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Yay montreal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I ruv you!

[–]foreveralone_guy 0 points1 point ago

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Not to be racists or anything, but as a guy who frequent Chinese markets, I'm pretty sure it went like this:

Mexican stock boy: "What is?"

Chinese lady worker: "CHINESE BROCORI!"

Mexican stock boy: "Que."

[–]UncleSon 0 points1 point ago

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what youve never seen broccoli curry before?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is that from the T&T Supermarket?

[–]teklado 0 points1 point ago

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ten minet please.

[–]wohn 0 points1 point ago

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I had to print that, thanks!

[–]mokba 0 points1 point ago

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This is Konglish, has nothing to do with Chinese. Jang Teu is a Korean supermarket in Montreal.

[–]BokkChoi 0 points1 point ago

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MY BROTHERS! YOU ASSHOLES!

[–]borgchick 0 points1 point ago

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roll on froor raffing out roud... or ROFROR

[–]beardfish8 0 points1 point ago

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In a Chinese market up in Boston, I found "ho ho penos" (jalapenos)

[–]rhinochem 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see a probrem

[–]cynicroute 0 points1 point ago

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Are you Chinese?

[–]DrJeckyll 0 points1 point ago

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Can I upvote this twice please?

[–]Nuttydabomb 0 points1 point ago

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To top it off they needed to put ORIENTAR

[–]renegade36 0 points1 point ago

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What do chinese men do when they have an errection?

They vote!

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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KAWAAIIII ________________^

[–]sleepingmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Come at me BRO...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think Americans pronounce the "r" sound funny.

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

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there is no r sound to the letter L.

[–]ChineseBrocori 0 points1 point ago

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BROCORI!

[–]NotSoFreshPrince 0 points1 point ago

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It's Dericious!

[–]blakjesus 0 points1 point ago

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Remind anyone else of Police Academy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_qgktjx7XU#t=1m45s

[–]ldundee 0 points1 point ago

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Chinese brocori: tastes like bamboo, but looks like celery.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Chinese brocori: tastes rike bamboo, but rooks rike cerery.

FTFY

[–]Christophoro 0 points1 point ago

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Borocori Obama

[–]cheeseburgz 0 points1 point ago

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That Brocori is forever arone...

[–]AmazingPerson 0 points1 point ago

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lol this cant be real must be photoshopped

[–]Atemis 0 points1 point ago

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it probably is, they pronounce the R consonant as "L"

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[–]nickkthequick 6 points7 points ago

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Two places for dates to indicate freshness

Leaves both blank

[–]Miketheguy 1 point2 points ago

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well observed sir.

[–]orangeblur 4 points5 points ago

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That seems normal for Canada.

[–]diulei 0 points1 point ago

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Are the two supposed to be mutually exclusive?

[–]Punkwasher -2 points-1 points ago

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This makes me want to crap my hands! Very rudicrous!

[–]niloufire -2 points-1 points ago

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Chinese brocori for my famiry

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I am disapoint...

[–]moorechez67 1 point2 points ago

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Disgrace to famiry

[–]Broccoli14 -1 points0 points ago

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I love broccoli and brocori

[–]taterred -1 points0 points ago

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Rooks Dericious

[–]PR3VI3W -1 points0 points ago

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What you know about Chinese Brocori!?!?

[–]nocookies28 -1 points0 points ago

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How have 800 people downvoted this?!?!?

[–]PancakePirate -1 points0 points ago

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That's just razy lacism

[–]Thethuthinnang -1 points0 points ago

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Raise your hand if you tried to say it aloud, as I did.

[–]TheBobYouKnow -1 points0 points ago

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Well that's what they call it.

[–]gvgunb -1 points0 points ago

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I bet they tortured the hell out of it

[–]Thac -1 points0 points ago

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better have it tested for lead before you put it in your mouth

[–]sleepingmonkey -1 points0 points ago

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Tomato, tomAto...

[–]SubcommandanteSCOTT -2 points-1 points ago

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Unberievabre

[–]djgriever -2 points-1 points ago

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first it was flied lice... now the brocori.... what would it be next? flied chicken????

[–]Priopae -2 points-1 points ago

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This place is on my way home from work! Totally stopping there next time I want to make a sarad.

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