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[–]ilongamor_J 2 points3 points ago

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Like a car wreck. Love it for all the wrong reasons

[–]MacchuPichu 1 point2 points ago

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wish i had one too .. i am kidding

[–]turbobass 1 point2 points ago

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This is my cousin's foot. He lost his toe mowing the lawn when he was a teenager. He's pretty legit

[–]PeppermintLNNS[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it really? Your cousin is a total bad ass, if so.

[–]turbobass 0 points1 point ago

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Yup it is! he has it up on his Facebook and his kids really enjoy it. I have a strange family

[–]PeppermintLNNS[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, well cheers to him! I just found this on a random Google search for "be right back" messages. Tell him I think he's rad and thanks for the karma. ;)

[–]Trublhappn 0 points1 point ago

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So this is what the mortuary does on their breaks

[–]Sammyscrap 0 points1 point ago

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I think you misunderstood what it means to send a pig to market... Hint: he isn't coming back with groceries!

[–]cleverlyannoying 0 points1 point ago

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He's coming back as a McDonalds McNugget!

[–]SirDuncanTheTall 0 points1 point ago

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Aaand that's why I don't eat fast food.

[–]CapnEdgar -3 points-2 points ago

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I really don't know why this is in r/funny but okay

[–]BelligerentPenguin 4 points5 points ago

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Because it's funny. The guy lost a toe for whatever reason and had a sense of humor about it. Maybe try finding the source and see if he can spare some of his sense of humor for you.

[–]Jorru -1 points0 points ago

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yeah! like how i go to the hospital so much, i got a very realistic looking D.O.A tag tattooed on my foot XD fooled 2 nurses and 1 doctor so far