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It's shit like this ocean. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]drunxor 29 points30 points ago

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http://gifb.in/XysV

[–]DariusBlack 7 points8 points ago

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Kill it with napalm.

[–]ffffuuuuManChu 1 point2 points ago

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From orbit with fiery nukes and all.

[–]cresteh 4 points5 points ago

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]illiterateninja 5 points6 points ago

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It might just be my dyslexia speaking, but why do you want to keep opening it?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i just pissed myself. . . .

[–]nrgkart 2 points3 points ago*

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should be called the pink sock shark

[–]drunxor 0 points1 point ago

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Go go extendo mouth

[–]PepeAndMrDuck 10 points11 points ago

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Never has this been more relevant. It's fine if you think about it like this.

[–]guninmouth 0 points1 point ago

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Upboats for you, good sir/miss/androgonous being. I love that scene and laugh like that when nobody is around. If I did it in public, I'd get locked up.

[–]Halrenna 6 points7 points ago

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Goblin shark FTW.

[–]CookinWithACook 0 points1 point ago

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OMG it's like a shark wearing a rhinoceros costume!!! WtF ocean!?

[–]ShaggyBalls 10 points11 points ago

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Damn ocean,you scary.

[–]Maleficarum601 -1 points0 points ago

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upvote for beating me to it.

[–]ShaggyBalls 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for just being you.

[–]ngregge -4 points-3 points ago

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Downvote for your lack of speed

[–]MysteriousLodge 3 points4 points ago

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Learn more about sharks here.

[–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points ago

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Or at your local library!

[–]atworktemp 4 points5 points ago

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from the wiki link http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Mitsu.JPG

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[–]atworktemp 3 points4 points ago

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they are preserved heads.. i can imagine some creepy ass dude wearing preserved goblin shark face masks kinda like the texas chainsaw massacre guy

[–]AlchemicalBliss 4 points5 points ago

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Now that you mention it, that's exactly what I can see someone doing!

[–]jyoon86 1 point2 points ago

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The top one looks like it's trying to grow a second head.

[–]shallowoceanographer 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god, get it out of the water somehow so we can kill it with fire!

[–]grantisimo 2 points3 points ago

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Love the description from Wikipedia: "It has a long, penis-shaped, beak-like rostrum or snout, much longer than other sharks' snouts."

[–]RageKage 1 point2 points ago

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That is fucking terrifying.

[–]sansdeity 3 points4 points ago

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Derp shark

[–]TheSoothie 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]ILikeBumblebees 1 point2 points ago

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That's not an ocean. It's a shark. Did you mean "it's shit like this shark", or "it's shit like this, ocean"?

[–]a_cat_not_a_puppet 1 point2 points ago

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It must be british.

[–]Slamacow_tastic 1 point2 points ago

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SARA JESSICA PARKER!!!!

[–]mistermsk 0 points1 point ago

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Pinocchio Shark

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I dig those prehistoric sharks.

[–]jeff_ewing 0 points1 point ago

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Goblin Shark! That's my 4 year-old's favorite sea creature.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Those teeth look uncomfortable for the shark.

[–]gooniereject 0 points1 point ago

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AH!

[–]ball-dick-doodly 0 points1 point ago

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i dont remember that one on sharkweek...

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Encounter that.
  2. Turn into little girl.
  3. Get shit out of it a week later.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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By the way, did you know that they can protrude their jaw? That's what you're seeing in the pic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_HUIJkRzU

[–]krsh 1 point2 points ago

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Huh. It's smaller than I imagined. Nightmares anyway.

[–]TheHotCops 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised there isn't the obligatory "Damn Nature, you scary" comment.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's shit like this that makes the ocean awesome.

[–]MrSixFingers 0 points1 point ago

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That's okay, I wasn't planning on touching water for the rest of my life anyways.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's obviously a bottle opener...

[–]Ihavequestionstoo 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs an orthodontist appointment...

[–]Lemegivuahand 0 points1 point ago

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Goblin shark... 3000 ft below ...

[–]archetypalgrey 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seen Strange Wilderness?

Ohhhhuhhuhhuhuhuhhuhuhh

[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 0 points1 point ago

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Do they make Flesh Lights modeled after the goblin shark, or would that be a custom job?

[–]fastslowfast 0 points1 point ago

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This is a hillbilly fish that wants you to go squirrel huntin' with him.

[–]NoteWillSelfDestruct 0 points1 point ago

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An upvote to any man that can show me an underwater creature I haven't seen before.

[–]diver_dan 0 points1 point ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mitsu.JPG NOPE

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No bjs for the male of that species then

[–]MotorBoats 0 points1 point ago

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I would have loved to have been there when Noah wrangled this thing on to his ark.

[–]clashbuster[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Goblin shark. I remember reading a book back in the 90's that said it has never been on film or photograph. thats how rare it is apparently

[–]seriously_what -2 points-1 points ago

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Goblin sharks are my favorite animal on this planet, I want a blowjob from one except that I dont.

[–]YouSeriousClark -2 points-1 points ago

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AHHHHH Jew Fish!!!!!

[–]quikjl 0 points1 point ago

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you said:

[–]YouSeriousClark 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago

Your mom jokes? I'll keep an eye out for you though as I frequent the Hollywood and Irvine improvs quite often

how bout you bring your pussy ass out of your mom's basement (which is the one place in the house i don't assfuck her) and come meet me face to face? why stalk me only on the internet, you little bitch?

bring it on.

[–]Claypool2112 -2 points-1 points ago

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I thought it was a pissed of narwhal

[–]RogerMcRogerson -4 points-3 points ago

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We all watched the yahoo video and then googled Goblin shark after it came up. Calm the hell down, you're not special, you've never been special and you will never be special.