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[–]hmmwellactually 44 points45 points ago

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Your girlfriend is a Newfie?

[–]jlindenbaum 0 points1 point ago

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What are you talking aboot?

[–]TouchToneDialing 18 points19 points ago

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Ohhhhh, The year was 1778

[–]xboarder 9 points10 points ago

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How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now

[–]TouchToneDialing 6 points7 points ago

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A letter of mark came from the king to the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen

[–]xboarder 6 points7 points ago

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God damn them all!

[–]jlindenbaum 6 points7 points ago

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I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

[–]halfhearted_skeptic 3 points4 points ago

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We'd fire no guns

[–]DMac134 4 points5 points ago

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Shed no tears!

[–]joeyjoejoejr883 3 points4 points ago

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I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier!

[–]pandemik 0 points1 point ago

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Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

[–]xSubmerged 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Stan Rogers died on Air Canada Flight 797 at the age of 33

[–]xSubmerged 1 point2 points ago

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And to add to that...jesus these men are manly

[–]jamesneysmith 1 point2 points ago

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Weird. I always pictured a dude in his mid-60's.

[–]xSubmerged 1 point2 points ago

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Really though -- I heard this so many times at the BreezeWay university bar in St. John's, NL and I too pictured an older man. It's that deep voice that seems like only someone 60 that's been smoking for 40 years could have

[–]jlindenbaum 1 point2 points ago

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Discovery's Mayday taught me that.

[–]pandemik 0 points1 point ago

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savin' lives

[–]pandemik 1 point2 points ago

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This gets my vote for most underrated thread on reddit. I think I'll fire up itunes and go to bed...

[–]QcRoman 1 point2 points ago

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Unless I'm mistaken, those two big black dogs are Newfounland (puppies).

[–]jlindenbaum 1 point2 points ago

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And "aboot" is the Newfie way of saying "about". :P

[–]tim404 -3 points-2 points ago

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I think they look more like Chows.

[–]anexanhume 79 points80 points ago

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COOL VEST DORK

[–]soonerguy11 1 point2 points ago

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Probably assumed he was a pot head and are sniffing him for weed.

[–]bpi89 202 points203 points ago

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Why? Because they're black? That's racist, sir.

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points ago

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No, I think it's that they're giants.

[–]uptwolait 10 points11 points ago

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No, it's because they both sniffed his ass.

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 40 points41 points ago

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[–]yaredw 5 points6 points ago

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They might be...

[–]gropo 1 point2 points ago

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Funny though, my girlfriend's 6 feet tall, her dad 6'4" and mom just over 6 feet herself. This is how I imagined her last boyfriend meeting her 'rents.

[–]mattinsf 10 points11 points ago

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I am big and black and still intimidated when I meet my girlfriends' little chihuahua parents.

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[–]WiglyWorm 26 points27 points ago

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[–]inferno719 0 points1 point ago

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This is beautiful! I didn't know the mexican version existed. Thank you sir!

[–]RedRing86 24 points25 points ago

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Ctrl+F: Bla....

Oh there it is.

[–]of_course_hes_black -1 points0 points ago

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...

[–]neryen 15 points16 points ago

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Such a cute little dog trying to act tough.

[–]Gargan_Roo 22 points23 points ago

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I think he's just scared stiff, hoping they'll go away lol

[–]tech-bits 1 point2 points ago

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Then his tail is betraying him.

[–]SaltyBabe 0 points1 point ago

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"Just don't panic, just don't panic... they might be nice..???!!!"

[–]PersonEveryman 0 points1 point ago

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Acting tough? I thought he was frozen with fear?

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG Just don't move and they won't see you...pretend you're somewhere else."

[–]blitzen08 0 points1 point ago

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IIRC, when it shows its neck like that to the bigger dogs, it is basically saying that it isn't a threat to them. And the wagging tail doesn't really mean its happy, just in an excited state.

[–]Werderhea 37 points38 points ago

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Wasn't this just submitted as Dramatic Chihuahua?

[–]EasterEggs 16 points17 points ago

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Just wait a couple days.

[–]BigMike__ 2 points3 points ago

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Yep. And rather than submit "This is how I felt when I met my girlfriend's parents" as a comment to it, OP is karma whoring with a separate post.

[–]GDavid4968 33 points34 points ago

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Nah, OP's submission is funnier than "Dramatic Chihuahua"

[–]Vilvos -4 points-3 points ago

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You say that like it means something.

[–]iDroidx 11 points12 points ago

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Dogs face = me gusta

[–]Urizen23 16 points17 points ago

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I remember the first time I was invited down to my girlfriend's parents' house in the country. At one point during the weekend, she and her three sisters (all reasonably attractive females with good bodies) decided it'd be fun to go sunbathing on the deck, so they all threw on their bikinis and went out to soak up some sun along with Dad. My gf naturally invited me out as well.

I decided it would be best to be polite and admire the view of the ocean from the deck and read my book rather than get up in the papa bear's face by ogling every last one of his daughters. I already felt like enough of an interloper, the boy who won the heart of his oldest daughter and who is regularly licking her nipples. I figured it was best not to poke the beast.

[–]VladTheImpala 1 point2 points ago

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I figured it was best not to poke the beast.

The English language in all its glory.

[–]arty8803 16 points17 points ago

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They sniffed you? That's kinda weird.

[–]Mr_Magpie 3 points4 points ago

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What dogs are the big black ones? They are AMAZING.

[–]IAm2Fools 7 points8 points ago

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Newfoundlands.

[–]rpardee 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. Best dogs ever.

[–]new_vr 1 point2 points ago

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They are Newfoundlands. We have one, and he is huge.

[–]4x4prints 3 points4 points ago

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Probably Newfoundlands. I actually ran into a similar situation when I went to a local dog show, I shoulda gotten video.

[–]C1in -1 points0 points ago

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Mastiffs of some description. They don't look like saint bernards.

[–]HmmNoWays 2 points3 points ago

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"Leave me alone, don't wanna marry your daughter, just let me go, PLEASE!"

[–]elridan 2 points3 points ago

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like a tiny confused Chihuahua, that is for some reason full of itself?

[–]Alarmin 2 points3 points ago

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I HATE it when my in-laws sniff my asshole -_-

[–]naweinberger 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, cool, TSA dogs.

[–]serviceenginesoon 1 point2 points ago

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haha

[–]Andaliter 1 point2 points ago

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D'AWWWW!

[–]adam28pol 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed, upvote to you good sir

[–]acepiloto 1 point2 points ago

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At least you were happy while being sniffed/interrogated.

[–]ec534 1 point2 points ago

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Make it stop, make it stop, MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP, WHY ISNT ANYONE HELPING ME??????

[–]stallscribble 1 point2 points ago

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fuck your dog

[–]Hameen 1 point2 points ago

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You're a small mexican man and they're really big black people?

[–]AllRushMixtape 1 point2 points ago

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Was it weird when her dad stuck his nose in your butt while her mom licked your face? I ask, because that looked like it would be pretty awkward.

[–]ihategifs 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ScrambledEggResearch 2 points3 points ago

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Slow loading, grainy and mute?

[–]exbtard -1 points0 points ago

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Wheres the sound?

[–]jfdkalkj 1 point2 points ago

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NOW WITH NEW TITLE!!!

[–]Dirty_Mike 0 points1 point ago

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oh the scrutiny!

[–]KingRazor 0 points1 point ago

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At least it wasn't that scene in Jurassic Park The Lost World where the two T-rex come and rip that guy in half.

[–]Turnip199 0 points1 point ago

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Are you a dog?

[–]trippoint 0 points1 point ago

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That's racist.

[–]LordOfPies 0 points1 point ago

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I bet her mom was a bitch then.

[–]C1in 0 points1 point ago

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Are they ginormous?

[–]no1113 0 points1 point ago

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That poor little thing's about to fucking shit itself. lol

I wouldn't be surprised if it had a heart attack.

[–]lekkerlekker 0 points1 point ago

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That's about how I feel every time I see my boyfriend's parents.

[–]Supaji 0 points1 point ago

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Did...did they rape you?

[–]ABadPerson2 0 points1 point ago

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KEEP WAGGING OR THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE. KEEP WAGGING and look cute.

[–]rexical 0 points1 point ago

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act cool dude.. you are wagging your tail way too much

[–]Elmder 0 points1 point ago

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The big dog on the left stomping just made this gif that much better

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

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They tried to smell your junk to see if you were in heat?

[–]sexbad 0 points1 point ago

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erect?

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, this is perfect.

[–]TwiiKuu 0 points1 point ago

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Dun dun DUUUUUURRRRRH

[–]simplyresistible 0 points1 point ago

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[–]heavensclowd 0 points1 point ago

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7 hours after that, there's this. So this is the third incarnation...the other one made the top few pages too, wtf.

[–]simplyresistible 0 points1 point ago

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I only mentioned this one specifically because it is in the same subreddit, removing the excuse of it being a crosspost.

[–]J0nesy 0 points1 point ago

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I dont mind he has a much better title

[–]3idvet -1 points0 points ago

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FUCKING REPOST

[–]GoldenBoar -1 points0 points ago

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You cummed your load?

[–]Zilvreen -5 points-4 points ago

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Well, dogs do not have a concept for size, that's why chiuahuas are often so obnoxious and aggressive toward everything.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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u no realise that make no sense?

[–]TrickTrolld -2 points-1 points ago

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So you're saying you and the father double-teamed her mother?