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[–]Zilvreen 2 points3 points ago

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Apparently Steve Jobs hunted walruses during his mid-thirties.

[–]Virtualgoose 2 points3 points ago

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came here to post a Steve Jobs joke. okayface.png

[–]calfonso 13 points14 points ago

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[–]spoiled11 2 points3 points ago

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Never saw this before

[–]calfonso 0 points1 point ago

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np brah

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I feel honoured to have content linked....

[–]calfonso 0 points1 point ago

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awesome response, have my upvote

[–]spoiled11 3 points4 points ago

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Hurry....somebody do this to Jay Leno

[–]hereImIs 1 point2 points ago

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This just makes me sad.

[–]Enjoilife 1 point2 points ago

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If only we could find a way to get seals to club themselves

[–]bananaswild 1 point2 points ago

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That made me sad :(

[–]threesixx 0 points1 point ago

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I hope that Adam is not a redditor. If he do this to Jamie it's gonna to be sad :(

[–]prodigius 0 points1 point ago

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I'd rather suckle on four bleedy dicks than see this re-posted again.

[–]nshaz 0 points1 point ago

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bleedy? didn't know that was an adjective

[–]IAmMinn 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite bar prank. EVERYTIME!

[–]The_Director 0 points1 point ago

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He still looks like Steve Jobs in this repost.

[–]furtive_junglewalrus 0 points1 point ago

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This.Must.End.

[–]criskyFTW 0 points1 point ago

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this should be filed under todayilearned...

[–]killahcortes -1 points0 points ago

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this a repost and not from 3 years ago, but from this summer

[–]Thatldodonkey -1 points0 points ago

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Repost :?(

[–]mechanate -1 points0 points ago

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You either clicked this to complain about reposting, or to see if this could actually happen.

[–]cmb95 -1 points0 points ago

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Can you teach us how to kill a repost?