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[–]napalm_beach 11 points12 points ago

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There's nothing sexy about a seizure.

[–]diMario 6 points7 points ago

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Indeed. Looks like duckface on ice.

[–]mindtapped 6 points7 points ago

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She went full retard.

[–]LaLaBlacksheep 4 points5 points ago

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I think there is a desperate need for an r/beyoncegifs.

[–]mpv81 0 points1 point ago

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Any links?

[–]LaLaBlacksheep 0 points1 point ago

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Ask and ye shall receive. http://beyoncegifs.tumblr.com/ If there isn't a subreddit for it yet, you can be darn sure a tumblr exists.

[–]randomscarab 0 points1 point ago

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This! I can't stand her, and I'd like to see some fucked up embarrassing shit.

[–]Rabble_Arouser 2 points3 points ago

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That's... a stroke.

[–]moar_things 4 points5 points ago

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I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

[–]NothingCleverAtAll 3 points4 points ago

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I hated her before it was cool

[–]chomski 1 point2 points ago

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Tracy Jordan, in drag?

[–]zerorules 1 point2 points ago

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She is not at all sexy...she looks like a tranny to me...always has...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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only in america can a shemale like Beyonce make millions shaking like she's succumbed to a seizure while singing subpar shitty pop music. I know I know, millions of mouth breathers say otherwise as they're the ones that keep this person shaking and making more money than I'll ever see.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Amy Winehouse looked like that in slow motion.

[–]randomscarab 0 points1 point ago

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I hate that bitch!

[–]bronk1977 0 points1 point ago

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QUICK! Somebody put a wallet under her tongue.

[–]Gearshock 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't you hear? Epilepsy is in dude! It's all the rage.

[–]I_Fap_Everywhere 0 points1 point ago

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I'm still fapping to it.

[–]3Dpaper 0 points1 point ago

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Thats her "O" face

[–]PSBJtotallyboss 0 points1 point ago

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Even better slowed down.

[–]TheFeedski 0 points1 point ago

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Umm... Nope.

[–]majesticartax 0 points1 point ago

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i've never understood why she is found as such a gorgeous woman.. yes she is in shape and has some nice features but beyond that... eh. maybe it's the same reason i don't understand why Dave Matthews Band are so fucking great.

[–]Boylanator_94 0 points1 point ago

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DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

[–]riverstyxxx 0 points1 point ago

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herping mah derp

[–]OneNudeRobot 0 points1 point ago

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Why did that remind me of the muppets?

[–]mpv81 -1 points0 points ago

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While Beyonce is undeniably attractive, she is seriously the worst dancer in show biz. She's always flailing about and looks really awkward. Just like this gif.

[–]Aeshun -1 points0 points ago

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She's an entertainer with a sense of humor. If you'd watch any of her performances, she has moments where she's not afraid to make fun of herself. I know this will probably get downvoted because it's popular to make fun of "mainstream" artists but she is definitely an enormous talent.