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[–]umpah831 31 points32 points ago

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Aaaahhh real monsters!

[–]rcoberle_54 1 point2 points ago

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Damn you! Thats the first thing i thought of too!

[–]TI-83 3 points4 points ago

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Came here for this. Was not disappoint.

[–]BoyAndHisBlob 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this and instead of just upvoting you and leaving I had to leave this comment so everyone knows that I would have said this given the chance (now I feel better about myself).

Here, have some nostalgia

[–]alreadytakenusername 1 point2 points ago

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What were you doing before I separated you guys?

[–]xxvmarcvxx 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 4 points5 points ago

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Feels bad, man.

[–]9ren 1 point2 points ago

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rage comic pepper edition

[–]KingR3aper 9 points10 points ago

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ssssssSSSSSSSSSS

[–]whatupyo 0 points1 point ago

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It's too late! They are about to explode all the things!

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 7 points8 points ago

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Don't worry; they're more scared of you than you are of them.

[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 0 points1 point ago

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[–]discidius 4 points5 points ago

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Shit man, I'd shriek too if you just cut me in half.

[–]ozone63 17 points18 points ago

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I'm trying to devise a way to pepper my comment with humor.....

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I seed what you did there.

[–]ubersiren 5 points6 points ago

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Really? For me, it didn't ring a bell.

[–]bat514 4 points5 points ago

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This puns are getting a little too dicey for me

[–]IndieAtheist[S] 3 points4 points ago

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If we cayenne all just stop with the puns please.

[–]getbehindmebudda 1 point2 points ago

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they're not doing so hot right now...

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[–]I_BACON_2_END_PUNS 5 points6 points ago

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BACON

[–]dillzy1986 4 points5 points ago

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Post this in minecraft with 'whatssssssssss for dinner' as the title. they will lose their shit.

[–]ecke 3 points4 points ago

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[–]MickolasJae 2 points3 points ago

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I was half expecting it to be a reference to Ahhhh Real Monsters

[–]DrLasagna 1 point2 points ago

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AHHH WE CAN TALK

[–]tokinwhiteguy 1 point2 points ago

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I'll bet they're having a heated discussion.

[–]fedora718 1 point2 points ago

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I had a friend who was terrified of the inside of peppers. We worked in a fancy restaurant's kitchen.

[–]Nsaneman 0 points1 point ago

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Understandable, they look pretty scary.

[–]Jipnac 1 point2 points ago

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This actually scared me. I thought it was monsters and was glad when I realized it was peppers.

[–]glglglglgl 1 point2 points ago

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Pepper-geists?

[–]TomConway0304 1 point2 points ago

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That strangely looks like one of Finn's expressions from adventure time. Has the ears and everything.

[–]H4XXX3D 0 points1 point ago

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Came in here looking for this

[–]NonaSuomi 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Its_Always_420[!] 1 point2 points ago

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RUN BEFORE THEY EXPLODE!!!!!

........I play too much Minecraft

[–]Ringmaster324 0 points1 point ago

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The horror, the horror.

[–]21000 0 points1 point ago

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Paprika is scary shit.

[–]HotLunch 0 points1 point ago

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Ghost Peppers!

[–]RileyCola 0 points1 point ago

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their among us...

[–]chemistry_teacher 0 points1 point ago

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The one on the right needs quality orthodontic care, stat!

[–]magicbullets 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Edvard Munch: http://i.imgur.com/QIVPZ.jpg

[–]billwhy 0 points1 point ago

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They should make a children's cartoon out of this

[–]eric780 0 points1 point ago

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These guys look like predators to me for some reason

[–]Do_not_understand 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it. Does green pepper scare you?

[–]vrode 0 points1 point ago*

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Probably watching 2girls1cup

[–]braeden 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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How many peppers did you chop to get one to look like that for reddit?

[–]Capsss 0 points1 point ago

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"KILL MEEEEEE"

[–]dukedog 0 points1 point ago

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A few weeks ago I was getting peppers out of my garden and I noticed that the squirrels/rabbits had nibbled the base of a long pepper off. I thought I could still salvage the rest of it so I took it inside to chop up. I cut the pepper right now the middle and there is a fucking spider and a web inside my pepper. Thankfully it was dead or I might of had a heart attack.

[–]9ren 0 points1 point ago

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If peppers could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them up?
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. ~JH

[–]Swtdreamer82 0 points1 point ago

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That is remarkably creepy for being green peppers.

[–]HmmNoWays 0 points1 point ago

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The first looks surprised and the second looks angry. Hmmm now am thinking whats that one thing which can give two different reactions.

First: Is that your gf, Nancy?

Second: YES THATS MY GIRLFRIEND NANCY WITH SCUMBAG STEVE!!!!!!

[–]1present 0 points1 point ago

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i like, i like alot!

[–]livejamie 0 points1 point ago

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Join us at r/pareidolia!

[–]stokd 0 points1 point ago

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Basket Case!

[–]femaiden 0 points1 point ago

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THIS...IS...THE PAIN KILLER!

[–]masreniart 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of this guy immediately.

http://imgur.com/pS1Wq

[–]9ballrider 0 points1 point ago

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this should be in /r/minecraft

[–]astrowicked 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Looks like pair of creepers! Actually someone in r/minecraft had the same thought when they posted this there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I make faces like that when I taste that shit in my food.

[–]cclady 0 points1 point ago

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I can't eat anything with a face!

[–]Theawwsomeone 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah!

Huuwhat!!!????

Oooooookkkkkkkkay!

[–]faqnsht 0 points1 point ago*

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Hey Pepper, pepper, hey pepper, hey, hey...

WHAT?

...Knife

Source

*EDIT: Added Source Link

[–]LordGumption -4 points-3 points ago

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lesbians? Leasbians. Laysbeians. LAYSBEINGS lesbanes. leassbions leasions.

[–]IndieAtheist[S] 10 points11 points ago

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I'm not quite sure what to make of this comment.

[–]canadianman001 1 point2 points ago

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I too am confuzzled

[–]discidius 0 points1 point ago

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Word salad with peppers.