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[–]TurdFerguson06 2 points3 points ago

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Hey this reminds me of the theatre bathroom after a Twilight movie.

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 1 point2 points ago

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Hardly. I don't give myself a hand job while taking a piss. That's for later.

[–]nysecret 1 point2 points ago

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I'm kind of into that.

[–]Voltas 1 point2 points ago

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If you are pissing all over your hands while going to the toilet something in your technique is wrong. If your penis is so filthy that touching it and yet not pissing on yourself still prompts a health concern then we have bigger things to worry about.

[–]SpartacusMcGinty 0 points1 point ago

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It is a little awkward trying to shake with opposite hands.

[–]20276498 0 points1 point ago

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Thats not necessarily a bad thing though

[–]FuzzyLogick -1 points0 points ago

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It's not gay if it's your clone, right?

[–]TheBobYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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When you think about it, it's not much different than masturbation.

[–]conceitedone -1 points0 points ago

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Right.

[–]FuzzyLogick 0 points1 point ago

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If you look at the comic the two people are identical.

[–]conceitedone 0 points1 point ago

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I know, I was agreeing with you!

[–]FuzzyLogick 0 points1 point ago

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Ohhh, I thought that was a "Riiiiiiiiight".